diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/blood.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/blood.dm
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+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/New()
+	if (random_icon_states && length(src.random_icon_states) > 0)
+		src.icon_state = pick(src.random_icon_states)
+	..()
+/*
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/burn(fi_amount)
+	if(fi_amount > 900000.0)
+		src.virus = null
+	sleep(11)
+	del(src)
+	return
+*/
+
+//Gibs.spread proc in gibs.dm
+
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/gibs/proc/streak(var/list/directions)
+	spawn (0)
+		var/direction = pick(directions)
+		for (var/i = 0, i < pick(1, 200; 2, 150; 3, 50; 4), i++)
+			sleep(3)
+			if (i > 0)
+				var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/b = new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/splatter(src.loc)
+				for(var/datum/disease/D in src.viruses)
+					b.viruses += D
+			if (step_to(src, get_step(src, direction), 0))
+				break
+
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/xenoblood/xgibs/proc/streak(var/list/directions)
+	spawn (0)
+		var/direction = pick(directions)
+		for (var/i = 0, i < pick(1, 200; 2, 150; 3, 50; 4), i++)
+			sleep(3)
+			if (i > 0)
+				var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/xenoblood/b = new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/xenoblood/xsplatter(src.loc)
+				for(var/datum/disease/D in src.viruses)
+					b.viruses += D
+			if (step_to(src, get_step(src, direction), 0))
+				break
+
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/robot_debris/proc/streak(var/list/directions)
+	spawn (0)
+		var/direction = pick(directions)
+		for (var/i = 0, i < pick(1, 200; 2, 150; 3, 50; 4), i++)
+			sleep(3)
+			if (i > 0)
+				if (prob(40))
+					/*var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/oil/o =*/
+					new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/oil/streak(src.loc)
+				else if (prob(10))
+					var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
+					s.set_up(3, 1, src)
+					s.start()
+			if (step_to(src, get_step(src, direction), 0))
+				break
+
+
+// not a great place for it, but as good as any
+
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/greenglow
+
+	New()
+		..()
+		sd_SetLuminosity(1)
+
+		spawn(1200)		// 2 minutes
+			del(src)
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diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/contraband.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/contraband.dm
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+
+//########################## CONTRABAND ;3333333333333333333 -Agouri ###################################################
+
+#define NUM_OF_POSTER_DESIGNS 17
+
+/obj/item/weapon/contraband
+	name = "contraband item"
+	desc = "You probably shouldn't be holding this."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/contraband.dmi'
+	force = 0
+
+
+/obj/item/weapon/contraband/poster
+	name = "rolled-up poster"
+	desc = "The poster comes with its own automatic adhesive mechanism, for easy pinning to any vertical surface. Its vulgar themes have marked it as Contraband aboard Nanotrasen© Space Facilities."
+	icon_state = "rolled_poster"
+	var/serial_number = 0
+	var/obj/effect/decal/poster/resulting_poster = null //The poster that will be created is initialised and stored through contraband/poster's constructor
+
+
+/obj/item/weapon/contraband/poster/New(turf/loc,var/given_serial=0)
+	if(given_serial==0)
+		serial_number = rand(1,NUM_OF_POSTER_DESIGNS)
+		src.resulting_poster = new(serial_number)
+	else
+		serial_number = given_serial
+		//We don't give it a resulting_poster because if we called it with a given_serial it means that we're rerolling an already used poster.
+	src.name += " - No. [serial_number]"
+	..(loc)
+
+
+/*/obj/item/weapon/contraband/poster/attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
+	src.add_fingerprint(user)
+	if(src.resulting_poster)
+		src.resulting_poster.add_fingerprint(user)
+	..()*/
+
+/*/obj/item/weapon/contraband/poster/attack(atom/A, mob/user as mob) //This shit is handled through the wall's attackby()
+	if (istype(A, /turf/simulated/wall))
+		if(src.resulting_poster == null)
+			return
+		else
+			var/turf/simulated/wall/W = A
+			var/check = 0
+			var/stuff_on_wall = 0
+			for( var/obj/O in W.contents) //Let's see if it already has a poster on it or too much stuff
+				if(istype(O,/obj/effect/decal/poster))
+					check = 1
+					break
+				stuff_on_wall++
+				if(stuff_on_wall==3)
+					check = 1
+					break
+
+			if(check)
+				user << "<FONT COLOR='RED'>The wall is far too cluttered to place a poster!</FONT>"
+				return
+
+			src.resulting_poster.loc = W //Looks like it's uncluttered enough. Place the poster
+			W.contents += src.resulting_poster
+
+			del(src)*/
+
+
+
+//############################## THE ACTUAL DECALS ###########################
+
+obj/effect/decal/poster
+	name = "poster"
+	desc = "A large piece of space-resistant printed paper. It's considered contraband."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/contraband.dmi'
+	anchored = 1
+	var/serial_number //Will hold the value of src.loc if nobody initialises it
+	var/ruined = 0
+
+
+obj/effect/decal/poster/New(var/serial)
+
+	src.serial_number = serial
+
+	if(serial_number==src.loc){serial_number = rand(1,NUM_OF_POSTER_DESIGNS);} //This is for the mappers that want individual posters without having to use rolled posters.
+
+	icon_state = "poster[serial_number]"
+
+	switch(serial_number)
+		if(1)
+			name += " - Unlucky Space Explorer"
+			desc += " This particular one depicts a skeletal form within a space suit."
+		if(2)
+			name += " - Positronic Logic Conflicts"
+			desc += " This particular one depicts the cold, unmoving stare of a particular advanced AI."
+		if(3)
+			name += " - Paranoia"
+			desc += " This particular one warns of the dangers of trusting your co-workers too much."
+		if(4)
+			name += " - Keep Calm"
+			desc += " This particular one is of a famous New Earth design, although a bit modified."
+		if(5)
+			name += " - Martian Warlord"
+			desc += " This particular one depicts the cartoony mug of a certain Martial Warmonger."
+		if(6)
+			name += " - Technological Singularity"
+			desc += " This particular one is of the blood-curdling symbol of a long-since defeated enemy of humanity."
+		if(7)
+			name += " - Wasteland"
+			desc += " This particular one is of a couple of ragged gunmen, one male and one female, on top of a mound of rubble. The number \"13\" is visible on their blue jumpsuits."
+		if(8)
+			name += " - Pinup Girl Cindy"
+			desc += " This particular one is of Nanotrasen's PR girl, Cindy, in a particularly feminine pose."
+		if(9)
+			name += " - Pinup Girl Amy"
+			desc += " This particular one is of Amy, the nymphomaniac Urban Legend of Nanotrasen Space Stations. How this photograph came to be is not known."
+		if(10)
+			name += " - Don't Panic"
+			desc += " This particular one depicts some sort of star in a grimace. The \"Don't Panic\" is written in big, friendly letters."
+		if(11)
+			name += " - Underwater Laboratory"
+			desc += " This particular one is of the fabled last crew of Nanotrasen's previous project before going big on Asteroid mining, Sealab."
+		if(12)
+			name += " - Missing Gloves"
+			desc += " This particular one is about the uproar that followed Nanotrasen's financial cuts towards insulated-glove purchases."
+		if(13)
+			name += " - Rogue AI"
+			desc += " This particular one depicts the shell of the infamous AI that catastropically comandeered one of Nanotrasen's earliest space stations. Back then, the corporation was just known as TriOptimum."
+		if(14)
+			name += " - User of the Arcane Arts"
+			desc += " This particular one depicts a wizard, casting a spell. You can't really make out if it's an actial photograph or a computer-generated image."
+		if(15)
+			name += " - Levitating Skull"
+			desc += " This particular one is the portrait of a certain flying, friendly and somewhat sex-crazed enchanted skull. Its adventures along with its fabled companion are now fading through history..."
+		if(16)
+			name += " - Augmented Legend"
+			desc += " This particular one is of an obviously augmented individual, gazing towards the sky. The cyber-city in the backround is rather punkish."
+		if(17)
+			name += " - Dangerous Static"
+			desc += " This particular one depicts nothing remarkable other than a rather mesmerising pattern of monitor static. There's a tag on the sides of the poster, urging you to \"tear this poster in half to receive your free sample\"."
+		else
+			name = "This shit just bugged. Report it to Agouri - polyxenitopalidou@gmail.com"
+			desc = "Why are you still here?"
+	..()
+
+obj/effect/decal/poster/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
+	if( istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/wirecutters) )
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/Wirecutter.ogg', 100, 1)
+		if(src.ruined)
+			user << "<FONT COLOR='BLUE'>You remove the remnants of the poster.</FONT>"
+			del(src)
+		else
+			user << "<FONT COLOR='BLUE'>You carefully remove the poster from the wall.</FONT>"
+			src.roll_and_drop(user.loc)
+		return
+
+
+/obj/effect/decal/poster/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
+	if(src.ruined)
+		return
+	var/temp_loc = user.loc
+	switch(alert("Do I want to rip the poster from the wall?","You think...","Yes","No"))
+		if("Yes")
+			if(user.loc != temp_loc)
+				return
+			for (var/mob/O in hearers(5, src.loc))
+				O.show_message("<FONT COLOR='RED'>[user.name] rips the [src.name] in a single, decisive motion!</FONT>" )
+				playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 100, 1)
+				src.ruined = 1
+				src.icon_state = "poster_ripped"
+				src.name = "Ripped poster"
+				src.desc = "You can't make out anything from the poster's original print. It's ruined."
+				src.add_fingerprint(user)
+		if("No")
+			return
+
+/obj/effect/decal/poster/proc/roll_and_drop(turf/loc)
+	var/obj/item/weapon/contraband/poster/P = new(src,src.serial_number)
+	P.resulting_poster = src
+	P.loc = loc
+	src.loc = P
+
+
+//seperated to reduce code duplication. Moved here for ease of reference and to unclutter r_wall/attackby()
+/turf/simulated/wall/proc/place_poster(var/obj/item/weapon/contraband/poster/P, var/mob/user)
+	if(!P.resulting_poster)	return
+
+	var/stuff_on_wall = 0
+	for( var/obj/O in src.contents) //Let's see if it already has a poster on it or too much stuff
+		if(istype(O,/obj/effect/decal/poster))
+			user << "<span class='warning'>The wall is far too cluttered to place a poster!</span>"
+			return
+		stuff_on_wall++
+		if(stuff_on_wall==3)
+			user << "<span class='warning'>The wall is far too cluttered to place a poster!</span>"
+			return
+
+	user << "<span class='notice'>You start placing the poster on the wall...</span>" //Looks like it's uncluttered enough. Place the poster.
+
+	//declaring D because otherwise if P gets 'deconstructed' we lose our reference to P.resulting_poster
+	var/obj/effect/decal/poster/D = P.resulting_poster
+
+	var/temp_loc = user.loc
+	flick("poster_being_set",D)
+	D.loc = src
+	del(P)	//delete it now to cut down on sanity checks afterwards. Agouri's code supports rerolling it anyway
+	playsound(D.loc, 'sound/items/poster_being_created.ogg', 100, 1)
+
+	sleep(17)
+	if(!D)	return
+
+	if(istype(src,/turf/simulated/wall) && user && user.loc == temp_loc)//Let's check if everything is still there
+		user << "<span class='notice'>You place the poster!</span>"
+	else
+		D.roll_and_drop(temp_loc)
+	return
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