diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
index f71462b4625..8c2a40815e6 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
@@ -1655,76 +1655,79 @@
 
 	var/monkey_type = "Monkey"
 
-	New()
-		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("protein",10)
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/New()
+	..()
+	reagents.add_reagent("protein",10)
 
-	afterattack(obj/O as obj, mob/user as mob, proximity)
-		if(!proximity) return
-		if(istype(O,/obj/structure/sink) && !wrapped)
-			user << "You place [name] under a stream of water..."
-			loc = get_turf(O)
-			return Expand()
-		..()
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/afterattack(obj/O as obj, mob/user as mob, proximity)
+	if(!proximity) return
+	if(istype(O,/obj/structure/sink) && !wrapped)
+		user << "You place [name] under a stream of water..."
+		if(loc == user)
+			user.unEquip(src)
+		forceMove(get_turf(src))
+		return Expand()
+	..()
 
-	attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-		if(wrapped)
-			Unwrap(user)
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	if(wrapped)
+		Unwrap(user)
 
 /*
-	On_Consume(var/mob/M)
-		M << "<span class = 'warning'>Something inside of you suddently expands!</span>"
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/On_Consume(var/mob/M)
+	M << "<span class = 'warning'>Something inside of you suddently expands!</span>"
 
 
-		if (istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human))
-			//Do not try to understand.
-			var/obj/item/weapon/surprise = new/obj/item/weapon(M)
-			var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/ook = new monkey_type(null) //no other way to get access to the vars, alas
-			surprise.icon = ook.icon
-			surprise.icon_state = ook.icon_state
-			surprise.name = "malformed [ook.name]"
-			surprise.desc = "Looks like \a very deformed [ook.name], a little small for its kind. It shows no signs of life."
-			del(ook)	//rip nullspace monkey
-			surprise.transform *= 0.6
-			surprise.add_blood(M)
-			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-			var/obj/item/organ/external/E = H.get_organ("chest")
-			E.fracture()
-			for (var/obj/item/organ/I in E.internal_organs)
-				I.take_damage(rand(I.min_bruised_damage, I.min_broken_damage+1))
+	if (istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+		//Do not try to understand.
+		var/obj/item/weapon/surprise = new/obj/item/weapon(M)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/ook = new monkey_type(null) //no other way to get access to the vars, alas
+		surprise.icon = ook.icon
+		surprise.icon_state = ook.icon_state
+		surprise.name = "malformed [ook.name]"
+		surprise.desc = "Looks like \a very deformed [ook.name], a little small for its kind. It shows no signs of life."
+		del(ook)	//rip nullspace monkey
+		surprise.transform *= 0.6
+		surprise.add_blood(M)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+		var/obj/item/organ/external/E = H.get_organ("chest")
+		E.fracture()
+		for (var/obj/item/organ/I in E.internal_organs)
+			I.take_damage(rand(I.min_bruised_damage, I.min_broken_damage+1))
 
-			if (!E.hidden && prob(60)) //set it snuggly
-				E.hidden = surprise
-				E.cavity = 0
-			else 		//someone is having a bad day
-				E.createwound(CUT, 30)
-				E.embed(surprise)
-		else if (issmall(M))
-			M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] suddenly tears in half!</span>")
-			var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/ook = new monkey_type(M.loc)
-			ook.name = "malformed [ook.name]"
-			ook.transform *= 0.6
-			ook.add_blood(M)
-			M.gib()
-		..()
+		if (!E.hidden && prob(60)) //set it snuggly
+			E.hidden = surprise
+			E.cavity = 0
+		else 		//someone is having a bad day
+			E.createwound(CUT, 30)
+			E.embed(surprise)
+	else if (issmall(M))
+		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] suddenly tears in half!</span>")
+		var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/ook = new monkey_type(M.loc)
+		ook.name = "malformed [ook.name]"
+		ook.transform *= 0.6
+		ook.add_blood(M)
+		M.gib()
+	..()
 */
 
-	water_act(volume, temperature)
-		if(volume >= 5)	return Expand()
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/water_act(volume, temperature)
+	if(volume >= 5)
+		return Expand()
 
-	proc/Expand()
-		for(var/mob/M in viewers(src,7))
-			M << "\red \The [src] expands!"
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = new (src)
-		H.set_species(monkey_type)
-		qdel(src)
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/proc/Expand()
+	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src,7))
+		M << "\red \The [src] expands!"
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = new (src)
+	H.set_species(monkey_type)
+	qdel(src)
 
-	proc/Unwrap(mob/user as mob)
-		icon_state = "monkeycube"
-		desc = "Just add water!"
-		user << "You unwrap the cube."
-		wrapped = 0
-		return
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/proc/Unwrap(mob/user as mob)
+	icon_state = "monkeycube"
+	desc = "Just add water!"
+	user << "You unwrap the cube."
+	wrapped = 0
+	return
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/wrapped
 	desc = "Still wrapped in some paper."