diff --git a/code/_globalvars/lists/fortunes.dm b/code/_globalvars/lists/fortunes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..0ccf794d6b0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/_globalvars/lists/fortunes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+var/global/list/fortune_cookie_messages = list("A woman named [pick(first_names_female)] may have an opportunity for you.",
+"A man named [pick(first_names_male)] may have an opportunity for you.",
+"If you feel you are right, stand firmly by your convictions.",
+"A stranger is a friend you have not spoken to yet.",
+"Yesterday, you said tomorrow. Just do it!",
+"Luck always favours the prepared mind.",
+"Failure is the mother of success.",
+"A rolling stone gathers no moss.",
+"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.",
+"You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.",
+"Happy news is on its way to you.",
+"You will live a long, happy life.",
+"When one door closes, another opens.",
+"Life is a canvas, and you are its painter.",
+"Failure to prepare is to prepare to fail.",
+"Beware the robot that thinks for itself.",
+"A foolish man listens to his heart.<br>A wise man listens to cookies.",
+"A chance meeting opens new doors to success and friendship.",
+"The greatest danger could be your stupidity.",
+"He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.",
+"Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Nanotrasen bakery!")
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm
index c9885f9cf80..41275152a9c 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm
@@ -1054,6 +1054,15 @@
 	icon_state = "fortune_cookie"
 	filling_color = "#E8E79E"
 	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 3)
+	var/obj/item/weapon/paper/fortune/F
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fortunecookie/New()
+	..()
+	F = new /obj/item/weapon/paper/fortune(src)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fortunecookie/Post_Consume(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[F] falls out of [src]!</span>")
+	user.put_in_hands(F)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/badrecipe
 	name = "Burned mess"
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
index 68d74d57a5d..446718986f2 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
@@ -478,6 +478,21 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/paper/crumpled/bloody
 	icon_state = "scrap_bloodied"
 
+/obj/item/weapon/paper/fortune
+	name = "fortune"
+	icon_state = "slip"
+	paper_height = 150
+	var/fortunemessage
+
+/obj/item/weapon/paper/fortune/New()
+	..()
+	var/fortunemessage = pick(fortune_cookie_messages)
+	info = "<p style='text-align:center;font-family:[deffont];font-size:120%;font-weight:bold;'>[fortunemessage]</p>"
+	info += "<span style='text-align:center;'><strong>Lucky numbers</strong>: [rand(1,49)], [rand(1,49)], [rand(1,49)], [rand(1,49)], [rand(1,49)]</span>"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/paper/fortune/update_icon()
+	..()
+	icon_state = initial(icon_state)
 /*
  * Premade paper
  */
diff --git a/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi b/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi
index 720fafd8847..8593012e528 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi and b/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi differ
diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index 56dc61e5140..ea3daa4b847 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -100,6 +100,7 @@
 #include "code\_globalvars\station.dm"
 #include "code\_globalvars\unused.dm"
 #include "code\_globalvars\lists\flavor_misc.dm"
+#include "code\_globalvars\lists\fortunes.dm"
 #include "code\_globalvars\lists\misc.dm"
 #include "code\_globalvars\lists\mobs.dm"
 #include "code\_globalvars\lists\names.dm"
@@ -206,8 +207,8 @@
 #include "code\controllers\ProcessScheduler\core\processScheduler.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\air.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\fires.dm"
-#include "code\controllers\subsystem\nightshift.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\nanoui.dm"
+#include "code\controllers\subsystem\nightshift.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\spacedrift.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\sun.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\throwing.dm"