diff --git a/code/_onclick/other_mobs.dm b/code/_onclick/other_mobs.dm
index 5e9b6f55b61..e8ea82d8d2a 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/other_mobs.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/other_mobs.dm
@@ -150,6 +150,8 @@
 //				D.reagents.reaction(get_turf(D))
 				for(var/atom/atm in get_turf(D))
 					if(!D) return
+					if(istype(atm, /mob/living/carbon/alien))
+						return
 					if(istype(atm, /mob/living/carbon))
 						var/mob/living/carbon/C = atm
 						C.Weaken(5)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/death.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/death.dm
index 0a060dd1f70..1ae09f9f161 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/death.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/death.dm
@@ -39,3 +39,21 @@
 	spawn(15)
 		if(animation)	del(animation)
 		if(src)			del(src)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/death(gibbed)
+	if(stat == DEAD)	return
+	if(healths)			healths.icon_state = "health6"
+	stat = DEAD
+
+	if(!gibbed)
+		playsound(loc, 'sound/voice/hiss6.ogg', 80, 1, 1)
+		for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
+			O.show_message("<B>[src]</B> lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...", 1)
+		update_canmove()
+		if(client)	blind.layer = 0
+		update_icons()
+
+	tod = worldtime2text() //weasellos time of death patch
+	if(mind) 	mind.store_memory("Time of death: [tod]", 0)
+
+	return ..(gibbed)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress.dm
index c5a85b280ea..dbf9d7870e7 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress.dm
@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@
 	pixel_x = -32
 	move_delay_add = 3
 	large = 1
+	max_plasma = 1000
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress/large/update_icons()
 	lying_prev = lying	//so we don't update overlays for lying/standing unless our stance changes again
@@ -72,7 +73,7 @@
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress/verb/lay_egg()
 
-	set name = "Lay Egg (75)"
+	set name = "Lay Egg (250)"
 	set desc = "Lay an egg to produce huggers to impregnate prey with."
 	set category = "Alien"
 
@@ -80,8 +81,8 @@
 		src << "There's already an egg here."
 		return
 
-	if(powerc(75,1))//Can't plant eggs on spess tiles. That's silly.
-		adjustToxLoss(-75)
+	if(powerc(250,1))//Can't plant eggs on spess tiles. That's silly.
+		adjustToxLoss(-250)
 		for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 			O.show_message(text("\green <B>[src] has laid an egg!</B>"), 1)
 		new /obj/effect/alien/egg(loc)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm
index 2e8abd47654..65ab3fdf87e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 	heal_rate = 5
 	plasma_rate = 20
 	move_delay_add = 2
+	max_plasma = 1000
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen/New()
 	var/datum/reagents/R = new/datum/reagents(100)
@@ -56,7 +57,7 @@
 //Queen verbs
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen/verb/lay_egg()
 
-	set name = "Lay Egg (75)"
+	set name = "Lay Egg (250)"
 	set desc = "Lay an egg to produce huggers to impregnate prey with."
 	set category = "Alien"
 
@@ -64,8 +65,8 @@
 		src << "There's already an egg here."
 		return
 
-	if(powerc(75,1))//Can't plant eggs on spess tiles. That's silly.
-		adjustToxLoss(-75)
+	if(powerc(250,1))//Can't plant eggs on spess tiles. That's silly.
+		adjustToxLoss(-250)
 		for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 			O.show_message(text("\green <B>[src] has laid an egg!</B>"), 1)
 		new /obj/effect/alien/egg(loc)
@@ -99,7 +100,7 @@
 	set desc = "The ultimate transformation. Become an alien Empress. Only one empress can exist at a time."
 	set category = "Alien"
 
-	if(powerc(500))
+	if(powerc(1000))
 		// Queen check
 		var/no_queen = 1
 		for(var/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress/E in living_mob_list)
@@ -108,7 +109,7 @@
 			no_queen = 0
 
 		if(no_queen)
-			adjustToxLoss(-500)
+			adjustToxLoss(-1000)
 			src << "\green You begin to evolve!"
 			for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 				O.show_message(text("\green <B>[src] begins to twist and contort!</B>"), 1)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/alien_embryo.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/alien_embryo.dm
index 79ca2c9a03e..c0541b29a7e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/alien_embryo.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/alien_embryo.dm
@@ -33,14 +33,13 @@
 	..()
 	if(!affected_mob)	return
 	if(loc != affected_mob)
-		world << "Problem in contents"
 		affected_mob.status_flags &= ~(XENO_HOST)
 		spawn(0)
 			RemoveInfectionImages(affected_mob)
 			affected_mob = null
 		return
 
-	if(stage < 5 && prob(30))
+	if(stage < 5 && prob(3))
 		stage++
 		spawn(0)
 			RefreshInfectionImage(affected_mob)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/facehugger.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/facehugger.dm
index 59b4279b39c..40077dca7ca 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/facehugger.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/facehugger.dm
@@ -142,7 +142,7 @@ var/const/MAX_ACTIVE_TIME = 400
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
 		if(H.head && H.head.flags & HEADCOVERSMOUTH)
 			H.visible_message("\red \b [src] smashes against [H]'s [H.head]!")
-			stat = 2
+			death()
 			return
 
 	if(iscarbon(M))
@@ -181,7 +181,7 @@ var/const/MAX_ACTIVE_TIME = 400
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/facehugger/proc/Impregnate(mob/living/target as mob)
 	if(!target || !target.wear_mask || (!src in target.wear_mask.contents)  || target.stat == DEAD) //was taken off or something
-		world << "Something went wrong with the impregnation!"
+		message_admins("Something went wrong with the impregnation!")
 		return
 
 	if(!sterile)
@@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ var/const/MAX_ACTIVE_TIME = 400
 		target.status_flags |= XENO_HOST
 
 		loc = get_turf(target.loc)
-		stat = 2
+		death()
 		icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)]_impregnated"
 
 		target.visible_message("\red \b [src] falls limp after violating [target]'s face!")