diff --git a/code/modules/research/experimentor.dm b/code/modules/research/experimentor.dm
index 8c6ded8312b..38004bd49fa 100644
--- a/code/modules/research/experimentor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/research/experimentor.dm
@@ -492,8 +492,21 @@
 		ejectItem()
 
 	//Global reactions
-	if(prob(EFFECT_PROB_VERYLOW-badThingCoeff))
-		var/globalMalf = rand(1,100)
+	
+	if(prob(EFFECT_PROB_VERYLOW) && prob(13))
+		visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] improves [exp_on], drawing the life essence of those nearby!</span>")
+		for(var/mob/living/m in view(4,src))
+			to_chat(m, "<span class='danger'>You feel your flesh being torn from you, mists of blood drifting to [src]!</span>")
+			m.take_overall_damage(50)
+			investigate_log("Experimentor has taken 50 brute a blood sacrifice from [m]", "experimentor")
+		var/list/reqs = ConvertReqString2List(exp_on.origin_tech)
+		for(var/T in reqs)
+			reqs[T] = reqs[T] + 1
+		exp_on.origin_tech = list2params(reqs)
+		investigate_log("Experimentor has set the origin tech of [exp_on] to [exp_on.origin_tech]", "experimentor")
+	
+	if(prob(EFFECT_PROB_VERYLOW-badThingCoeff) && prob(87))
+		var/globalMalf = rand(1,87)
 		if(globalMalf < 15)
 			visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src]'s onboard detection system has malfunctioned!</span>")
 			item_reactions["[exp_on.type]"] = pick(SCANTYPE_POKE,SCANTYPE_IRRADIATE,SCANTYPE_GAS,SCANTYPE_HEAT,SCANTYPE_COLD,SCANTYPE_OBLITERATE)
@@ -509,18 +522,7 @@
 				new /mob/living/simple_animal/pet/corgi(src.loc)
 				investigate_log("Experimentor has spawned a new corgi.", "experimentor")
 			ejectItem(TRUE)
-		if(globalMalf > 36 && globalMalf < 50)
-			visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] improves [exp_on], drawing the life essence of those nearby!</span>")
-			for(var/mob/living/m in view(4,src))
-				to_chat(m, "<span class='danger'>You feel your flesh being torn from you, mists of blood drifting to [src]!</span>")
-				m.take_overall_damage(50)
-				investigate_log("Experimentor has taken 50 brute a blood sacrifice from [m]", "experimentor")
-			var/list/reqs = ConvertReqString2List(exp_on.origin_tech)
-			for(var/T in reqs)
-				reqs[T] = reqs[T] + 1
-			exp_on.origin_tech = list2params(reqs)
-			investigate_log("Experimentor has set the origin tech of [exp_on] to [exp_on.origin_tech]", "experimentor")
-		if(globalMalf > 51 && globalMalf < 75)
+		if(globalMalf > 36 && globalMalf < 59)
 			visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] encounters a run-time error!</span>")
 			throwSmoke(src.loc)
 			if(trackedRuntime)
@@ -531,7 +533,7 @@
 				new /mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat(src.loc)
 				investigate_log("Experimentor failed to steal runtime, and instead spawned a new cat.", "experimentor")
 			ejectItem(TRUE)
-		if(globalMalf > 76)
+		if(globalMalf > 60)
 			visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] begins to smoke and hiss, shaking violently!</span>")
 			use_power(500000)
 			investigate_log("Experimentor has drained power from its APC", "experimentor")