diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/water.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/water.dm
index f5e409a1cb4..3e5ea81ddf9 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/water.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/water.dm
@@ -348,25 +348,24 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 1
 
 /datum/reagent/fuel/unholywater/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
-	M.adjustBrainLoss(3)
 	if(iscultist(M))
-		M.status_flags |= GOTTAGOFAST
 		M.AdjustDrowsy(-5)
-		M.AdjustParalysis(-2)
+		M.AdjustParalysis(-1)
 		M.AdjustStunned(-2)
 		M.AdjustWeakened(-2)
+		M.adjustToxLoss(-2)
+		M.adjustFireLoss(-2)
+		M.adjustOxyLoss(-2)
+		M.adjustBruteLoss(-2)
 	else
-		M.adjustToxLoss(2)
+		M.adjustBrainLoss(3)
+		M.adjustToxLoss(1)
 		M.adjustFireLoss(2)
 		M.adjustOxyLoss(2)
 		M.adjustBruteLoss(2)
 		M.AdjustCultSlur(10)//CUASE WHY THE HELL NOT
 	..()
 
-/datum/reagent/fuel/unholywater/on_mob_delete(mob/living/M)
-	M.status_flags &= ~GOTTAGOFAST
-	..()
-
 /datum/reagent/hellwater
 	name = "Hell Water"
 	id = "hell_water"