From 67a2d203a7bf2b27a76fef9f9ff2ab90898fa9cc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ansari Date: Sun, 8 Oct 2017 19:46:31 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 1/8] Change some phrases for brian damage and add some more --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm | 18 ++++++++++-------- 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 8 deletions(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm index 403b30a039d..4a469486554 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm @@ -100,24 +100,26 @@ "[pick("", "that damn traitor")] [pick("joerge", "george", "gorge", "gdoruge")] [pick("mellens", "melons", "mwrlins")] is grifing me HAL;P!!!", "can u give me [pick("telikesis","halk","eppilapse")]?", "THe saiyans screwed", - "Bi is THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS>", + "Bi is THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS", "I WANNA PET TEH monkeyS", - "stop grifing me!!!!", - "SOTP IT#") + "stop feeding me!!!!", + "SOTP IT!", + "HALPZ SITCULITY", + "VOXES caN't LOVE") - var/list/s2 = list("FUS RO DAH", - "fucking 4rries!", + var/list/s2 = list("ONI'SOMA", + "fookin tangerines!!!", "stat me", - ">my face", + "my face", "roll it easy!", "waaaaaagh!!!", "red wonz go fasta", "FOR TEH EMPRAH", - "lol2cat", + "HAZ A SECURE DAY!!!!", "dem dwarfs man, dem dwarfs", "SPESS MAHREENS", "hwee did eet fhor khayosss", - "lifelike texture ;_;", + "lifelike texture", "luv can bloooom", "PACKETS!!!") switch(pick(1,2,3)) From c852453b844c456d9f608d24e01e3bd7ff99ebb2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ansari Date: Sun, 8 Oct 2017 22:01:55 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 2/8] Add more memes. Re-add FUS RO DAH --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm | 21 ++++++++++++++------ 1 file changed, 15 insertions(+), 6 deletions(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm index 4a469486554..8db24e8324d 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm @@ -102,13 +102,18 @@ "THe saiyans screwed", "Bi is THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS", "I WANNA PET TEH monkeyS", - "stop feeding me!!!!", + "stop grifing me!!!!", "SOTP IT!", "HALPZ SITCULITY", - "VOXES caN't LOVE") + "VOXES caN't LOVE", + "my dad own this station", + "the CHef put CHLORINE in our food!", + "the monkey have TASER ARMS!", + "cargo ate all my cookie points", + "EI'NATH!") - var/list/s2 = list("ONI'SOMA", - "fookin tangerines!!!", + var/list/s2 = list("FUS RO DAH", + "fuckin tangerines!!!", "stat me", "my face", "roll it easy!", @@ -121,7 +126,11 @@ "hwee did eet fhor khayosss", "lifelike texture", "luv can bloooom", - "PACKETS!!!") + "PACKETS!!!", + "WHERE MY OMNIZINE", + "mALPRACTICEBAY", + "I HavE A pe H dee iN ENTerpriSE resOUrCE pLaNNIN", + "h-h-HalP MaINT") switch(pick(1,2,3)) if(1) say(pick(s1)) @@ -292,7 +301,7 @@ var/skip_contents_check = 0 //rigsuit snowflake, oxygen tanks aren't stored inside the mob, so the 'contents.Find' check has to be skipped. if(!get_organ_slot("breathing_tube")) - if(!(wear_mask && wear_mask.flags & AIRTIGHT)) //if NOT (wear_mask AND wear_mask.flags CONTAIN AIRTIGHT) + if(!(wear_mask && wear_mask.flags & AIRTIfGHT)) //if NOT (wear_mask AND wear_mask.flags CONTAIN AIRTIGHT) if(!(head && head.flags & AIRTIGHT)) //if NOT (head AND head.flags CONTAIN AIRTIGHT) null_internals = 1 //not wearing a mask or suitable helmet From fea34a142ef36565f1623b8cebe50921593ded15 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ansari Date: Sun, 8 Oct 2017 22:06:39 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 3/8] what the fuck airtifght --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm index 8db24e8324d..6f3de2efa0b 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm @@ -301,7 +301,7 @@ var/skip_contents_check = 0 //rigsuit snowflake, oxygen tanks aren't stored inside the mob, so the 'contents.Find' check has to be skipped. if(!get_organ_slot("breathing_tube")) - if(!(wear_mask && wear_mask.flags & AIRTIfGHT)) //if NOT (wear_mask AND wear_mask.flags CONTAIN AIRTIGHT) + if(!(wear_mask && wear_mask.flags & AIRTIGHT)) //if NOT (wear_mask AND wear_mask.flags CONTAIN AIRTIGHT) if(!(head && head.flags & AIRTIGHT)) //if NOT (head AND head.flags CONTAIN AIRTIGHT) null_internals = 1 //not wearing a mask or suitable helmet From 8684953b0c19bcb340d8573e729bb982a7f83a9b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ansari Date: Sun, 8 Oct 2017 22:52:46 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 4/8] Add randomly selected phrases for chef / QM --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm | 11 +++++++---- 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm index 6f3de2efa0b..e692d322ba5 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm @@ -107,10 +107,11 @@ "HALPZ SITCULITY", "VOXES caN't LOVE", "my dad own this station", - "the CHef put CHLORINE in our food!", + "the CHef put [pick("PROTEIN", "toiret waTer", "RiPPleing TendIes", "Einzymes","HORRY WALTER","nuTriments","ReActive MutAngen","TeSLium","sKrektonium")] in my [pick("wiSh soup","Bullito","rAingurber","sOilent GREEn","KoI Susishes","pi hole","yaya")]!", "the monkey have TASER ARMS!", - "cargo ate all my cookie points", - "EI'NATH!") + "qM blew my points on [pick("cOMbat Shtogun","inSuLated gloves","LOTS MASSHEEN!")]", + "EI'NATH!", + "WAKE UP SHEEPLES!") var/list/s2 = list("FUS RO DAH", "fuckin tangerines!!!", @@ -130,7 +131,9 @@ "WHERE MY OMNIZINE", "mALPRACTICEBAY", "I HavE A pe H dee iN ENTerpriSE resOUrCE pLaNNIN", - "h-h-HalP MaINT") + "h-h-HalP MaINT", + "dey come, dey COME! DEY COME!!!", + "THE END IS NIGH!") switch(pick(1,2,3)) if(1) say(pick(s1)) From 829f1b62a724a1cc9b0af2174f63dc006ea866d9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ansari Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2017 08:26:29 +0800 Subject: [PATCH 5/8] Add more phrase varieties and all. --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm | 10 ++++++---- 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm index e692d322ba5..dae00c8c078 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ if(getBrainLoss() >= 60 && stat != DEAD) speech_problem_flag = 1 if(prob(3)) - var/list/s1 = list("IM A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH", + var/list/s1 = list("IM A [pick("PONY","LIZARD","taJaran","kitty","Vulpakin","drASK","BIRDIE","voxxie","race car","combat meCH")] [pick("NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH","sKREEEEEE","MEOW","NYA~","rawr","Barkbark","Hissssss","vROOOOOM","pewpew","choo Choo")]!", "without oxigen blob don't evoluate?", "CAPTAINS A COMDOM", "[pick("", "that damn traitor")] [pick("joerge", "george", "gorge", "gdoruge")] [pick("mellens", "melons", "mwrlins")] is grifing me HAL;P!!!", @@ -107,7 +107,7 @@ "HALPZ SITCULITY", "VOXES caN't LOVE", "my dad own this station", - "the CHef put [pick("PROTEIN", "toiret waTer", "RiPPleing TendIes", "Einzymes","HORRY WALTER","nuTriments","ReActive MutAngen","TeSLium","sKrektonium")] in my [pick("wiSh soup","Bullito","rAingurber","sOilent GREEn","KoI Susishes","pi hole","yaya")]!", + "the CHef put [pick("PROTEIN", "toiret waTer", "RiPPleing TendIes", "Einzymes","HORRY WALTER","nuTriments","ReActive MutAngen","TeSLium","sKrektonium")] in my [pick("wiSh soup","Bullito","rAingurber","sOilent GREEn","KoI Susishes","pie hole","yaya")]!", "the monkey have TASER ARMS!", "qM blew my points on [pick("cOMbat Shtogun","inSuLated gloves","LOTS MASSHEEN!")]", "EI'NATH!", @@ -128,12 +128,14 @@ "lifelike texture", "luv can bloooom", "PACKETS!!!", - "WHERE MY OMNIZINE", + "[pick("WHERE MY","aYE need","giv me my","bath me inn.")] [pick("dermaline","alKkyZine","dylOvene","inAprovaline","biCaridine","Hyperzine","kELotane","lePorazine","bAcch Salts","tricord","clOnexazone","hydroChloric Acid","chlorine Hydrate","paRoxetine")]", "mALPRACTICEBAY", "I HavE A pe H dee iN ENTerpriSE resOUrCE pLaNNIN", "h-h-HalP MaINT", "dey come, dey COME! DEY COME!!!", - "THE END IS NIGH!") + "THE END IS NIGH!" + "I FOT AND DIED FOR MUH pick[("RITES","FREEDOM","payCHECK","cARGO points","teCH Level","doG","mAPLe syrup","fluffy fWiends","gateway Loot"))" + "KILL DEM pick[("MAINTAINENCE CHICKENS","KILLA CLUWNES","FLOOR CLUWNEs","MIME ASSASSIN","BOMBING TAJARAN","cC offiser","morPhlings","slinglings")]!" switch(pick(1,2,3)) if(1) say(pick(s1)) From 19165ce8c953d1c4ede2b50f731d817d2180a563 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ansari Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2017 10:12:38 +0800 Subject: [PATCH 6/8] Add in some more new lines. Fix an accidentally. --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm | 33 ++++++++++---------- 1 file changed, 17 insertions(+), 16 deletions(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm index dae00c8c078..4e9fcbf728a 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm @@ -104,14 +104,15 @@ "I WANNA PET TEH monkeyS", "stop grifing me!!!!", "SOTP IT!", - "HALPZ SITCULITY", - "VOXES caN't LOVE", - "my dad own this station", - "the CHef put [pick("PROTEIN", "toiret waTer", "RiPPleing TendIes", "Einzymes","HORRY WALTER","nuTriments","ReActive MutAngen","TeSLium","sKrektonium")] in my [pick("wiSh soup","Bullito","rAingurber","sOilent GREEn","KoI Susishes","pie hole","yaya")]!", - "the monkey have TASER ARMS!", - "qM blew my points on [pick("cOMbat Shtogun","inSuLated gloves","LOTS MASSHEEN!")]", - "EI'NATH!", - "WAKE UP SHEEPLES!") + "HALPZ SITCULITY", + "VOXES caN't LOVE", + "my dad own this station", + "the CHef put [pick("PROTEIN", "toiret waTer", "RiPPleing TendIes", "Einzymes","HORRY WALTER","nuTriments","ReActive MutAngen","TeSLium","sKrektonium")] in my [pick("wiSh soup","Bullito","rAingurber","sOilent GREEn","KoI Susishes","yaya")]!", + "the monkey have TASER ARMS!", + "qM blew my points on [pick("cOMbat Shtogun","inSuLated gloves","LOTS MASSHEEN!")]", + "EI'NATH!", + "WAKE UP SHEEPLES!", + "et wus my [pick("wittle brother!!","fiancee","friend staying over","entiRe orphanage","love interest","wife","husband","liTTle kids","sentient cAT","accidentally")]!") var/list/s2 = list("FUS RO DAH", "fuckin tangerines!!!", @@ -128,14 +129,14 @@ "lifelike texture", "luv can bloooom", "PACKETS!!!", - "[pick("WHERE MY","aYE need","giv me my","bath me inn.")] [pick("dermaline","alKkyZine","dylOvene","inAprovaline","biCaridine","Hyperzine","kELotane","lePorazine","bAcch Salts","tricord","clOnexazone","hydroChloric Acid","chlorine Hydrate","paRoxetine")]", - "mALPRACTICEBAY", - "I HavE A pe H dee iN ENTerpriSE resOUrCE pLaNNIN", - "h-h-HalP MaINT", - "dey come, dey COME! DEY COME!!!", - "THE END IS NIGH!" - "I FOT AND DIED FOR MUH pick[("RITES","FREEDOM","payCHECK","cARGO points","teCH Level","doG","mAPLe syrup","fluffy fWiends","gateway Loot"))" - "KILL DEM pick[("MAINTAINENCE CHICKENS","KILLA CLUWNES","FLOOR CLUWNEs","MIME ASSASSIN","BOMBING TAJARAN","cC offiser","morPhlings","slinglings")]!" + "[pick("WHERE MY","aYE need","giv me my","bath me inn.")] [pick("dermaline","alKkyZine","dylOvene","inAprovaline","biCaridine","Hyperzine","kELotane","lePorazine","bAcch Salts","tricord","clOnexazone","hydroChloric Acid","chlorine Hydrate","paRoxetine")]!", + "mALPRACTICEBAY", + "I HavE A pe H dee iN ENTerpriSE resOUrCE pLaNNIN", + "h-h-HalP MaINT", + "dey come, dey COME! DEY COME!!!", + "THE END IS NIGH!", + "I FOT AND DIED FOR MUH [pick("RITES","FREEDOM","payCHECK","cARGO points","teCH Level","doG","mAPLe syrup","fluffy fWiends","gateway Loot")]", + "KILL DEM [pick("mainTnacE cHickinNS","kiRA CulwnNES","FLOOR CLUWNEs","MIME ASSASSIN","BOMBING TAJARAN","cC offiser","morPhlings","slinglings")]!") switch(pick(1,2,3)) if(1) say(pick(s1)) From c700aa38edf832f337f18c84b49671cd6d88bf14 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ansari Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2017 07:20:53 +0800 Subject: [PATCH 7/8] Change "my face". Add spessship to first phrase. --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm | 4 ++-- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm index 4e9fcbf728a..a1bfc220305 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ if(getBrainLoss() >= 60 && stat != DEAD) speech_problem_flag = 1 if(prob(3)) - var/list/s1 = list("IM A [pick("PONY","LIZARD","taJaran","kitty","Vulpakin","drASK","BIRDIE","voxxie","race car","combat meCH")] [pick("NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH","sKREEEEEE","MEOW","NYA~","rawr","Barkbark","Hissssss","vROOOOOM","pewpew","choo Choo")]!", + var/list/s1 = list("IM A [pick("PONY","LIZARD","taJaran","kitty","Vulpakin","drASK","BIRDIE","voxxie","race car","combat meCH","SPESSSHIP")] [pick("NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH","sKREEEEEE","MEOW","NYA~","rawr","Barkbark","Hissssss","vROOOOOM","pewpew","choo Choo")]!", "without oxigen blob don't evoluate?", "CAPTAINS A COMDOM", "[pick("", "that damn traitor")] [pick("joerge", "george", "gorge", "gdoruge")] [pick("mellens", "melons", "mwrlins")] is grifing me HAL;P!!!", @@ -117,7 +117,7 @@ var/list/s2 = list("FUS RO DAH", "fuckin tangerines!!!", "stat me", - "my face", + "I can't feels my brains!", "roll it easy!", "waaaaaagh!!!", "red wonz go fasta", From b48105d1cdbc968989cac19f088cc16f1eb41a17 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ansari Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2017 08:31:24 +0800 Subject: [PATCH 8/8] >my face --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm index a1bfc220305..516f6b5aee8 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm @@ -117,7 +117,7 @@ var/list/s2 = list("FUS RO DAH", "fuckin tangerines!!!", "stat me", - "I can't feels my brains!", + ">my face", "roll it easy!", "waaaaaagh!!!", "red wonz go fasta",