diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm
index d8ab92f3d53..e9b602043bc 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm
@@ -384,3 +384,17 @@
 	spawn(DRYING_TIME * 2)
 		dry=1
 
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/viralsputum
+	name = "viral sputum"
+	desc = "It's black and nasty."
+//	basecolor="#030303"
+	icon = 'icons/mob/robots.dmi'
+	icon_state = "floor1"
+	random_icon_states = list("floor1", "floor2", "floor3", "floor4", "floor5", "floor6", "floor7")
+
+	Del()
+		for(var/datum/disease/D in viruses)
+			D.cure(0)
+		..()
+
+
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
index 31e8e7dc6eb..7655de69577 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
@@ -406,6 +406,39 @@
 		viewers(user) << "<span class='suicide'>[user] is jamming the [src.name] up \his nose and into \his brain. It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>"
 		return (BRUTELOSS|OXYLOSS)
 
+
+
+
+/*
+ * Snap pops viral shit
+ */
+/obj/item/toy/snappop/virus
+	name = "unstable goo"
+	desc = "Your palm is oozing this stuff!"
+	icon = 'icons/mob/slimes.dmi'
+	icon_state = "red slime extract"
+	throwforce = 30.0
+	throw_speed = 10
+	throw_range = 30
+	w_class = 1
+
+
+	throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
+		..()
+		var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
+		s.set_up(3, 1, src)
+		s.start()
+		new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash(src.loc)
+		src.visible_message("\red The [src.name] explodes!","\red You hear a bang!")
+
+
+		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/snap.ogg', 50, 1)
+		del(src)
+
+
+
+
+
 /*
  * Snap pops
  */
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 9a74f545e96..1b777e0f24f 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -90,6 +90,15 @@
 	item_state = "sunglasses"
 	darkness_view = -1
 
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/virussunglasses
+	desc = "Strangely ancient technology used to help provide rudimentary eye cover. Enhanced shielding blocks many flashes."
+	name = "sunglasses"
+	icon_state = "sun"
+	item_state = "sunglasses"
+	darkness_view = -1
+
+
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/welding
 	name = "welding goggles"
 	desc = "Protects the eyes from welders, approved by the mad scientist association."
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm b/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm
index 47362ed8a2e..708e0e977fe 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm
@@ -105,6 +105,14 @@
 		M << "Your Clown Mask has now morphed into [choice], all praise the Honk Mother!"
 		return 1
 
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/virusclown_hat
+	name = "clown wig and mask"
+	desc = "A true prankster's facial attire. A clown is incomplete without his wig and mask."
+	icon_state = "clown"
+	item_state = "clown_hat"
+
+
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sexyclown
 	name = "sexy-clown wig and mask"
 	desc = "A feminine clown mask for the dabbling crossdressers or female entertainers."
diff --git a/code/modules/virus2/effect.dm b/code/modules/virus2/effect.dm
index 2a4eb67cec0..d0e793a3882 100644
--- a/code/modules/virus2/effect.dm
+++ b/code/modules/virus2/effect.dm
@@ -72,6 +72,8 @@
 	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
 		return
 
+
+
 ////////////////////////STAGE 4/////////////////////////////////
 
 /datum/disease2/effect/gibbingtons
@@ -158,6 +160,9 @@
 				for (var/datum/organ/external/C in E.children)
 					C.status &= ~ORGAN_DEAD
 
+
+
+
 /datum/disease2/effect/immortal
 	name = "Longevity Syndrome"
 	stage = 4
@@ -223,6 +228,182 @@
 			for (var/datum/organ/external/E in H.organs)
 				E.min_broken_damage = initial(E.min_broken_damage)
 
+
+
+
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/scc
+	name = "Spontaneous Cellular Collapse"
+	stage = 4
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		//
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = mob
+		mob.reagents.add_reagent("pacid", 10)
+		mob << "<span class = 'warning'> Your body burns as your cells break down.</span>"
+		shake_camera(mob,5*multiplier)
+
+		for (var/datum/organ/external/E in H.organs)
+			if(pick(1,0))
+				//
+				E.createwound(CUT, pick(2,4,6,8,10))
+				E.fracture()
+
+
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/necrosis
+	name = "Necrosis"
+	stage = 4
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		//
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = mob
+			//
+		var/inst = pick(1,2,3)
+		switch(inst)
+			if(1)
+				mob << "<span class = 'warning'>A chunk of meat falls off you!</span>"
+				var/totalslabs = 1
+				var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/allmeat[totalslabs]
+				if( istype(mob, /mob/living/carbon/human/) )
+						//
+					var/sourcename = mob.real_name
+					var/sourcejob = mob.job
+					var/sourcenutriment = mob.nutrition / 15
+					//var/sourcetotalreagents = mob.reagents.total_volume
+
+					for(var/i=1 to totalslabs)
+						var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/human/newmeat = new
+						newmeat.name = sourcename + newmeat.name
+						newmeat.subjectname = sourcename
+						newmeat.subjectjob = sourcejob
+						newmeat.reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", sourcenutriment / totalslabs) // Thehehe. Fat guys go first
+						//src.occupant.reagents.trans_to(newmeat, round (sourcetotalreagents / totalslabs, 1)) // Transfer all the reagents from the
+						allmeat[i] = newmeat
+
+
+
+						var/obj/item/meatslab = allmeat[i]
+						var/turf/Tx = locate(mob.x, mob.y, mob.z)
+						meatslab.loc = mob.loc
+						meatslab.throw_at(Tx,i,3)
+						if (!Tx.density)
+							new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/gibs(Tx,i)
+
+
+			if(2)
+				//mob << "\red i dont think i need this here"
+
+				for (var/datum/organ/external/E in H.organs)
+					if(pick(1,0))
+						E.droplimb(1)
+
+
+			if(3)
+				if(H.species.name != "Skellington")
+					mob << "<span class = 'warning'> Your necrotic skin ruptures!</span>"
+
+
+					for (var/datum/organ/external/E in H.organs)
+						if(pick(1,0))
+							E.createwound(CUT, pick(2,4,6,8,10))
+
+
+					if(prob(30))
+						//
+
+						if(H.species.name != "Skellington")
+							if(H.set_species("Skellington"))
+								mob << "<span class = 'warning'> A massive amount of flesh sloughs off your bones!</span>"
+								H.regenerate_icons()
+				else
+					return
+
+
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/fizzle
+	name = "Fizzle Effect"
+	stage = 4
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		mob.emote("me",1,pick("sniffles...", "clears their throat..."))
+
+
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/spawn
+	name = "Arachnogenesis Effect"
+	stage = 4
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		//var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = mob
+		var/placemob = locate(mob.x + pick(1,-1), mob.y, mob.z)
+		playsound(mob.loc, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+		new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider/hunter(placemob)
+		mob.emote("me",1,"vomits up a live spider!")
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/orbweapon
+	name = "Biolobulin Effect"
+	stage = 4
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		//
+
+		var/obj/item/toy/snappop/virus = new /obj/item/toy/snappop/virus
+		mob.equip_to_slot(virus, slot_l_hand)
+
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/virusclown_hat
+
+	dropped(mob/user as mob)
+		canremove = 1
+		..()
+
+	equipped(var/mob/user, var/slot)
+		if (slot == slot_l_hand)
+			canremove = 1		//curses!
+		..()
+
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/plasma
+	name = "Toxin Sublimation"
+	stage = 4
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		//var/src = mob
+		var/hack = mob.loc
+		var/turf/simulated/T = get_turf(hack)
+		if(!T)
+			return
+		var/datum/gas_mixture/GM = new
+		if(prob(10))
+			GM.toxins += 100
+			//GM.temperature = 1500+T0C //should be enough to start a fire
+			mob << "\red You exhale a large plume of toxic gas!"
+		else
+			GM.toxins += 10
+			GM.temperature = istype(T) ? T.air.temperature : T20C
+			mob << "<span class = 'warning'> A toxic gas emanates from your pores!</span>"
+		T.assume_air(GM)
+		return
+
+
+
+
+
+////////////////////////STAGE 3/////////////////////////////////
+
+
+
+
+
 /datum/disease2/effect/toxins
 	name = "Hyperacidity"
 	stage = 3
@@ -311,6 +492,161 @@
 			var/iter = rand(1,2)
 			for(i=0,i<iter,i++)
 				step_towards(S,mob)
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/sweat
+	name = "Hyper-perspiration Effect"
+	stage = 3
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		if(prob(30))
+			mob.emote("me",1,"is sweating profusely!")
+
+			if(istype(mob.loc,/turf/simulated))
+				var/turf/simulated/T = mob.loc
+				if(T.wet < 1)
+					T.wet = 1
+					if(T.wet_overlay)
+						T.overlays -= T.wet_overlay
+						T.wet_overlay = null
+					T.wet_overlay = image('icons/effects/water.dmi',T,"wet_floor")
+					T.overlays += T.wet_overlay
+					spawn(800)
+						if (istype(T) && T.wet < 2)
+							T.wet = 0
+							if(T.wet_overlay)
+								T.overlays -= T.wet_overlay
+								T.wet_overlay = null
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/elvis
+	name = "Elvisism"
+	stage = 3
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		//
+		var/obj/item/clothing/glasses/virussunglasses = new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/virussunglasses
+		mob.equip_to_slot(virussunglasses, slot_glasses)
+		mob.confused += 10
+
+
+
+
+		if(pick(0,1))
+			mob.say(pick("Uh HUH!", "Thank you, Thank you very much...", "I ain't nothin' but a hound dog!", "Swing low, sweet chariot!"))
+		else
+			mob.emote("me",1,pick("curls his lip!", "gyrates his hips!", "thrusts his hips!"))
+
+		if(istype(mob, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = mob
+			if(H.species.name == "Human" && !(H.f_style == "Pompadour"))
+				spawn(50)
+					H.h_style = "Pompadour"
+					H.update_hair()
+
+
+
+			if(H.species.name == "Human" && !(H.f_style == "Elvis Sideburns"))
+				spawn(50)
+					H.f_style = "Elvis Sideburns"
+					H.update_hair()
+
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/virussunglasses
+
+	dropped(mob/user as mob)
+		canremove = 1
+		..()
+
+	equipped(var/mob/user, var/slot)
+		if (slot == slot_glasses)
+			canremove = 0		//curses!
+		..()
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/pthroat
+	name = "Pierrot's Throat"
+	stage = 3
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		//
+		var/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/virusclown_hat = new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/virusclown_hat
+		mob.equip_to_slot(virusclown_hat, slot_wear_mask)
+		mob.reagents.add_reagent("psilocybin", 20)
+		mob.say(pick("HONK!", "Honk!", "Honk.", "Honk?", "Honk!!", "Honk?!", "Honk..."))
+
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/virusclown_hat
+
+	dropped(mob/user as mob)
+		canremove = 1
+		..()
+
+	equipped(var/mob/user, var/slot)
+		if (slot == slot_wear_mask)
+			canremove = 0		//curses!
+		..()
+
+
+
+
+
+var/list/compatible_mobs = list(/mob/living/carbon/human, /mob/living/carbon/monkey)
+/datum/disease2/effect/horsethroat
+	name = "Horse Throat"
+	stage = 3
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+
+
+		if(!(mob.type in compatible_mobs))
+			return
+
+
+		var/obj/item/clothing/mask/horsehead/magic/magichead = new /obj/item/clothing/mask/horsehead/magic
+		mob.equip_to_slot(magichead, slot_wear_mask)
+		mob << "<span class='warning'>You feel a little horse!</span>"
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/horsehead/magic
+	//flags_inv = null	//so you can still see their face... no. How can you recognize someone when their face is completely different?
+	voicechange = 1		//NEEEEIIGHH
+
+	dropped(mob/user as mob)
+		canremove = 1
+		..()
+
+	equipped(var/mob/user, var/slot)
+		if (slot == slot_wear_mask)
+			canremove = 0		//curses!
+		..()
+
+
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/spaceadapt
+	name = "Space Adaptation Effect"
+	stage = 3
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = mob
+		mob.reagents.add_reagent("dexalinp", 200)
+		mob.reagents.add_reagent("leporazine", 200)
+		mob.reagents.add_reagent("bicaridine", 200)
+		mob.reagents.add_reagent("dermaline", 200)
+		mob.emote("me",1,"exhales slowly.")
+
+		var/datum/organ/external/chest/chest = H.get_organ("chest")
+		for(var/datum/organ/internal/I in chest.internal_organs)
+			I.damage = 0
+
+
 ////////////////////////STAGE 2/////////////////////////////////
 
 /datum/disease2/effect/scream
@@ -387,6 +723,90 @@
 		if (mob.reagents.get_reagent_amount("ethanol") < 325)
 			mob.reagents.add_reagent("ethanol", 5*multiplier)
 
+/datum/disease2/effect/gaben
+	name = "Gaben Syndrome"
+	stage = 2
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		mob << "<span class='notice'>Your clothing fits a little tighter!!</span>"
+		if (prob(10))
+			mob.reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 1000)
+			mob.overeatduration = 1000
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/beard
+	name = "Bearding"
+	stage = 2
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		if(istype(mob, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = mob
+			if(H.species.name == "Human" && !(H.f_style == "Full Beard"))
+				H << "<span class='warning'>Your chin and neck itch!.</span>"
+				spawn(50)
+					H.f_style = "Full Beard"
+					H.update_hair()
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/poop
+	name = "Uncontrollable Bowel Syndrome"
+	stage = 2
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		if  (prob(50))
+			mob << "<span class='notice'>[pick("Your stomach rumbles strangely.", "You feel like you're going shit your pants any second now!")]</span>"
+
+		else
+			mob.visible_message("<B>[mob]</B> has explosive diarrhea all over the floor!")
+			mob.nutrition -= 20
+			mob.adjustToxLoss(-3)
+			var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/poop/P = new(get_turf(mob))
+			P.virus2 = virus_copylist(mob.virus2)
+			playsound(P.loc, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/bloodynose
+	name = "Intranasal Hemorrhage"
+	stage = 2
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		if (prob(30))
+			var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/D= locate(/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood) in get_turf(mob)
+			if(D==null)
+				D = new(get_turf(mob))
+
+			D.virus2 |= virus_copylist(mob.virus2)
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/viralsputum
+	name = "Respiratory Putrification"
+	stage = 2
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+
+		if (prob(30))
+			mob.say("*cough")
+			var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/viralsputum/D= locate(/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/viralsputum) in get_turf(mob)
+			if(D==null)
+				D = new(get_turf(mob))
+
+			D.virus2 |= virus_copylist(mob.virus2)
+
+
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/lantern
+	name = "Lantern Syndrome"
+	stage = 2
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		mob.SetLuminosity(4)
+		mob << "<span class = 'notice'>You are glowing!</span>"
+
+
+
 ////////////////////////STAGE 1/////////////////////////////////
 
 /datum/disease2/effect/sneeze
@@ -412,7 +832,7 @@
 	name = "Flemmingtons"
 	stage = 1
 	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
-		mob << "\red Mucous runs down the back of your throat."
+		mob << "<span class = 'notice'> Mucous runs down the back of your throat.</span>"
 
 /datum/disease2/effect/drool
 	name = "Saliva Effect"
@@ -432,17 +852,34 @@
 	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
 		mob << "<span class = 'notice'> Your head hurts a bit</span>"
 
-/datum/disease2/effect/poop
-	name = "Uncontrollable Bowel Syndrome"
+/datum/disease2/effect/itching
+	name = "Itching"
 	stage = 1
 	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
-		if  (prob(50))
-			mob << "<span class='notice'>[pick("Your stomach rumbles strangely.", "You feel like you're going shit your pants any second now!")]</span>"
+		mob << "<span class='warning'>Your skin itches!</span>"
 
-		else
-			mob.visible_message("<B>[mob]</B> has explosive diarrhea all over the floor!")
-			mob.nutrition -= 20
-			mob.adjustToxLoss(-3)
-			var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/poop/P = new(get_turf(mob))
-			P.virus2 = virus_copylist(mob.virus2)
-			playsound(P.loc, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, 1)
+/datum/disease2/effect/drained
+	name = "Drained Feeling"
+	stage = 1
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		mob << "<span class='warning'>You feel drained.</span>"
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/eyewater
+	name = "Watery Eyes"
+	stage = 1
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		mob << "<span class='warning'Your eyes sting and water!</span>"
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/wheeze
+	name = "Wheezing"
+	stage = 1
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		mob.emote("me",1,"wheezes.")
+
+
+/datum/disease2/effect/optimistic
+	name = "Full Glass Syndrome"
+	stage = 1
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		mob << "<span class = 'notice'> You feel optimistic!</span>"
+		mob.reagents.add_reagent("tricordazine", 1)