diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm
index 558a6f8e9de..f139ef80ce8 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm
@@ -382,12 +382,14 @@
 			m_type = 1
 
 		if("cough", "coughs")
+			var/cough_sounds = list('sound/effects/mob_effects/cough_3x.ogg','sound/effects/mob_effects/cougha.ogg','sound/effects/mob_effects/coughb.ogg', 'sound/effects/mob_effects/coughc.ogg', 'sound/effects/mob_effects/coughd.ogg')
 			if(miming)
 				message = "<B>[src]</B> appears to cough!"
 				m_type = 1
 			else
 				if(!muzzled)
 					message = "<B>[src]</B> coughs!"
+					playsound(src, pick(cough_sounds), 90, 1, 0)
 					m_type = 2
 				else
 					message = "<B>[src]</B> makes a strong noise."
@@ -644,6 +646,7 @@
 			else
 				if(!muzzled)
 					message = "<B>[src]</B> sneezes."
+					playsound(src, 'sound/effects/mob_effects/sneeze.ogg', 80, 1, 0, pitch = get_age_pitch())
 					m_type = 2
 				else
 					message = "<B>[src]</B> makes a strange noise."
diff --git a/sound/effects/mob_effects/cough_3x.ogg b/sound/effects/mob_effects/cough_3x.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..1b2f673c9e5
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diff --git a/sound/effects/mob_effects/cougha.ogg b/sound/effects/mob_effects/cougha.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..abfe70d2769
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diff --git a/sound/effects/mob_effects/coughb.ogg b/sound/effects/mob_effects/coughb.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..676dd14e871
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diff --git a/sound/effects/mob_effects/coughc.ogg b/sound/effects/mob_effects/coughc.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..2a9187c89aa
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diff --git a/sound/effects/mob_effects/coughd.ogg b/sound/effects/mob_effects/coughd.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..b8bc8396f7b
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diff --git a/sound/effects/mob_effects/sneeze.ogg b/sound/effects/mob_effects/sneeze.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..273c4a08b11
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