diff --git a/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm b/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
index bb474e38593..72718f2243a 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ In my current plan for it, 'solid' will be defined as anything with density == 1
 	announceWhen = 5
 
 /datum/event/immovable_rod/announce()
-	event_announcement.Announce("Unidentified object inbound. Brace for impact.", "Collision Alert")
+	event_announcement.Announce("What the fuck was that?!", "General Alert")
 
 /datum/event/immovable_rod/start()
 	var/startside = pick(cardinal)