diff --git a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
index b5262008705..995bfba06b4 100644
--- a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
+++ b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
@@ -63,8 +63,10 @@
 	icon_state = "soapnt"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/soap/deluxe
-	desc = "A deluxe Waffle Co. brand bar of soap. Smells of condoms."
 	icon_state = "soapdeluxe"
+    
+/obj/item/weapon/soap/deluxe/New()
+	desc = "A deluxe Waffle Co. brand bar of soap. Smells of [pick("lavender", "vanilla", "strawberry", "chocolate" ,"space")]."
 
 /obj/item/weapon/soap/syndie
 	desc = "An untrustworthy bar of soap. Smells of fear."