diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/magic.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/magic.dm
index 96bca3607d7..bba752ea6bb 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/magic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/magic.dm
@@ -145,7 +145,7 @@ proc/wabbajack(mob/living/M)
 
 			var/mob/living/new_mob
 
-			var/randomize = pick("monkey","robot","slime","xeno","human","animal")
+			var/randomize = pick("monkey","robot","slime","xeno","human","beast","helpless animal")
 			switch(randomize)
 				if("monkey")
 					new_mob = new /mob/living/carbon/monkey(M.loc)
@@ -176,24 +176,29 @@ proc/wabbajack(mob/living/M)
 						if("Drone")		new_mob = new /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/drone(M.loc)
 						else			new_mob = new /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva(M.loc)
 					new_mob.universal_speak = 1*/
-				if("animal")
-					var/animal = pick("parrot","corgi","crab","pug","cat","carp","bear","mushroom","tomato","mouse","chicken","cow","lizard","chick")
+				if("beast")
+					var/beast = pick("carp","bear","mushroom","statue")
+					switch(beast)
+						if("carp")		new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp(M.loc)
+						if("bear")		new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear(M.loc)
+						if("mushroom")	new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom(M.loc)
+						if("statue")	new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue(M.loc)
+					new_mob.universal_speak = 1
+				if("helpless animal")
+					var/animal = pick("parrot","corgi","crab","pug","cat","tomato","mouse","chicken","cow","lizard","chick")
 					switch(animal)
 						if("parrot")	new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/parrot(M.loc)
 						if("corgi")		new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/corgi(M.loc)
 						if("crab")		new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/crab(M.loc)
 //						if("pug")		new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/pug(M.loc)
 						if("cat")		new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/cat(M.loc)
-						if("carp")		new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp(M.loc)
-						if("bear")		new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear(M.loc)
-						if("mushroom")	new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom(M.loc)
 						if("tomato")	new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/tomato(M.loc)
 						if("mouse")		new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/mouse(M.loc)
 						if("chicken")	new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/chicken(M.loc)
 						if("cow")		new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/cow(M.loc)
 						if("lizard")	new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/lizard(M.loc)
 						else			new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/chick(M.loc)
-						new_mob.universal_speak = 1
+					new_mob.universal_speak = 1
 				if("human")
 					new_mob = new /mob/living/carbon/human/human(M.loc)
 
@@ -233,8 +238,20 @@ proc/wabbajack(mob/living/M)
 /obj/item/projectile/magic/animate/Bump(var/atom/change)
 	. = ..()
 	if(istype(change, /obj/item) || istype(change, /obj/structure) && !is_type_in_list(change, protected_objects))
-		var/obj/O = change
-		new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/copy(O.loc, O, firer)
+		if(istype(change, /obj/structure/closet/statue))
+			for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in change.contents)
+				var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue/S = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue(change.loc)
+				S.name = "statue of [H.name]"
+				S.faction = "\ref[firer]"
+				S.icon = change.icon
+				if(H.mind)
+					H.mind.transfer_to(S)
+					S << "You are an animate statue. You cannot move when monitored, but are nearly invincible and deadly when unobserved! Do not harm [firer.name], your creator."
+				del(H)
+				del(change)
+		else
+			var/obj/O = change
+			new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/copy(O.loc, O, firer)
 	else if(istype(change, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/copy))
 		// Change our allegiance!
 		var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/copy/C = change