diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drinks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drinks.dm
index b6b4a27e10d..be5e71d53bd 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drinks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drinks.dm
@@ -296,6 +296,7 @@
 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/coffee/overdose_process(mob/living/M, severity)
 	if(volume > 45)
 		M.Jitter(5)
+	return list(0, STATUS_UPDATE_NONE)
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/coffee/icecoffee
 	name = "Iced Coffee"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine.dm
index bc6f8f66317..3ce9e5587cb 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine.dm
@@ -641,6 +641,7 @@
 			update_flags |= M.Weaken(3, FALSE)
 		if(effect <= 15)
 			M.emote("collapse")
+	return list(effect, update_flags)
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent
 	name = "Strange Reagent"