diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 3d456654b0a..2f003dbc75c 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -46,6 +46,10 @@
 	dna.mutantrace = "slime"
 	..()
 
+/mob/living/carbon/human/grey/New()
+	set_species("Grey")
+	..()
+
 /mob/living/carbon/human/skellington/New()
 	species = new /datum/species/skellington(src)
 	..()
@@ -1320,7 +1324,7 @@ mob/living/carbon/human/yank_out_object()
 	else
 		usr << "\blue [self ? "Your" : "[src]'s"] pulse is [src.get_pulse(GETPULSE_HAND)]."
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/set_species(var/new_species)
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/set_species(var/new_species,var/on_spawn=0)
 
 	if(!new_species)
 		new_species = "Human"
@@ -1339,6 +1343,10 @@ mob/living/carbon/human/yank_out_object()
 	if(species.name=="Slime People")
 		dna.mutantrace = "slime"
 
+	if(mutations.len==0)
+		mutations=species.default_mutations
+
+
 	spawn(0)
 		update_icons()
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_attackhand.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_attackhand.dm
index 0084fab689c..82ac38a018e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_attackhand.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_attackhand.dm
@@ -117,7 +117,7 @@
 
 			log_attack("[M.name] ([M.ckey]) [M.species.attack_verb]ed [src.name] ([src.ckey])")
 
-			var/damage = rand(0, 5)//BS12 EDIT
+			var/damage = rand(0, M.species.max_hurt_damage)//BS12 EDIT
 			if(!damage)
 				if(M.species.attack_verb == "punch")
 					playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/punchmiss.ogg', 25, 1, -1)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/species.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/species.dm
index 4ce04615781..f1c0d666209 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/species.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/species.dm
@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@
 	var/warning_low_pressure = WARNING_LOW_PRESSURE   // Low pressure warning.
 	var/hazard_low_pressure = HAZARD_LOW_PRESSURE     // Dangerously low pressure.
 
+	// This shit is apparently not even wired up.
 	var/brute_resist    // Physical damage reduction.
 	var/burn_resist     // Burn damage reduction.
 
@@ -38,6 +39,10 @@
 	var/bloodflags=0
 	var/bodyflags=0
 
+	// For grays
+	var/max_hurt_damage = 5 // Max melee damage dealt + 5 if hulk
+	var/default_mutations = list()
+
 
 /datum/species/human
 	name = "Human"
@@ -177,7 +182,10 @@
 	deform = 'icons/mob/human_races/r_def_grey.dmi'
 	language = "Galactic Standard"
 	attack_verb = "punch"
-	darksight = 8
+	path = /mob/living/carbon/human/grey
+	darksight = 5 // BOOSTED from 2
+	max_hurt_damage = 3 // From 5 (for humans)
+	default_mutations=list(mRemotetalk) // TK is also another candidate, but TK is overpowered as fuck.
 
 	primitive = /mob/living/carbon/monkey // TODO
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm b/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
index 0ef8269f138..7c7bf9c3dfb 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
@@ -371,6 +371,8 @@
 						new_character = new /mob/living/carbon/human/kidan(loc)
 					if("Skellington")
 						new_character = new /mob/living/carbon/human/skellington(loc)
+					if("Grey")
+						new_character = new /mob/living/carbon/human/grey(loc)
 					if("Human")
 						new_character = new /mob/living/carbon/human(loc)
 //				new_character.set_species(client.prefs.species)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
index a00747f5f13..5d2d361067e 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
@@ -213,6 +213,44 @@ datum
 			color = "#0064C8" // rgb: 0, 100, 200
 			custom_metabolism = 0.01
 
+			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+				if(ishuman(M))
+					var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+					if(H.species.name=="Grey")
+						if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
+						M.adjustToxLoss(1*REM)
+						M.take_organ_damage(0, 1*REM)
+				..()
+			reaction_mob(var/mob/living/M, var/method=TOUCH, var/volume)
+				if(!istype(M, /mob/living))
+					return
+
+			// Grays treat water like acid.
+				if(ishuman(M))
+					var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+					if(H.species.name=="Grey")
+						if(method == TOUCH)
+							if(H.wear_mask)
+								H << "\red Your mask protects you from the water!"
+								return
+							if(H.head)
+								H << "\red Your helmet protects you from the water!"
+								return
+							if(!M.unacidable)
+								if(prob(15) && volume >= 30)
+									var/datum/organ/external/affecting = H.get_organ("head")
+									if(affecting)
+										if(affecting.take_damage(25, 0))
+											H.UpdateDamageIcon()
+									H.status_flags |= DISFIGURED
+									H.emote("scream")
+							else
+								M.take_organ_damage(min(15, volume * 2)) // uses min() and volume to make sure they aren't being sprayed in trace amounts (1 unit != insta rape) -- Doohl
+						else
+							if(!M.unacidable)
+								M.take_organ_damage(min(15, volume * 2))
+
+
 			reaction_turf(var/turf/simulated/T, var/volume)
 				if (!istype(T)) return
 				src = null
@@ -826,8 +864,12 @@ datum
 							return
 
 					if(!M.unacidable)
-						if(prob(15) && istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human) && volume >= 30)
+						if(prob(15) && istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human/grey) && volume >= 30)
 							var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+							if(H.species.name=="Grey")
+								..()
+								return // Greys lurve dem some sacid
+
 							var/datum/organ/external/affecting = H.get_organ("head")
 							if(affecting)
 								if(affecting.take_damage(25, 0))
@@ -838,6 +880,11 @@ datum
 							M.take_organ_damage(min(15, volume * 2)) // uses min() and volume to make sure they aren't being sprayed in trace amounts (1 unit != insta rape) -- Doohl
 				else
 					if(!M.unacidable)
+						if(ishuman(M))
+							var/mob/living/carbon/human/grey/H = M
+							if(H.species.name=="Grey")
+								..()
+								return // Greys lurve dem some sacid
 						M.take_organ_damage(min(15, volume * 2))
 
 			reaction_obj(var/obj/O, var/volume)