diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/soap.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/soap.dm
index 5a23face976..e7c486d5a40 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/soap.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/soap.dm
@@ -102,7 +102,7 @@
 	return
 
 /obj/item/soap/deluxe
-	desc = "A deluxe Waffle Co. brand bar of soap. Smells of comdoms."
+	desc = "A luxury bar of soap. Smells of honey."
 	icon_state = "soapdeluxe"
 	cleanspeed = 40 //slightly better because deluxe -- captain gets one of these
 
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/collectable.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/collectable.dm
index 0e8e7476e5f..76450a01cac 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/collectable.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/collectable.dm
@@ -47,7 +47,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/captain
 	name = "collectable captain's hat"
-	desc = "A Collectable Hat that'll make you look just like a real comdom!"
+	desc = "A Collectable Hat that'll make you look just like a real captain!"
 	icon_state = "captain_hat"
 	item_state = "captain_hat"
 	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/captain