diff --git a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_greed.dmm b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_greed.dmm
index e1082c88664..14ef5982d63 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_greed.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_greed.dmm
@@ -70,11 +70,6 @@
 "m" = (
 /turf/simulated/floor/engine/cult,
 /area/ruin/powered/greed)
-"n" = (
-/obj/structure/table/wood/poker,
-/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c1000,
-/turf/simulated/floor/engine/cult,
-/area/ruin/powered/greed)
 "o" = (
 /obj/item/storage/bag/money,
 /turf/simulated/floor/engine/cult,
@@ -86,7 +81,6 @@
 /area/ruin/powered/greed)
 "q" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood/poker,
-/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c20,
 /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c50,
 /obj/machinery/light/small{
 	brightness_range = 3;
@@ -96,21 +90,17 @@
 /area/ruin/powered/greed)
 "r" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood/poker,
-/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c500,
 /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c100,
-/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c1000,
 /turf/simulated/floor/engine/cult,
 /area/ruin/powered/greed)
 "s" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood/poker,
-/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c200,
+/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c50,
 /turf/simulated/floor/engine/cult,
 /area/ruin/powered/greed)
 "u" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood/poker,
-/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c500,
 /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c100,
-/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c1000,
 /obj/machinery/light/small{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -277,7 +267,7 @@ c
 c
 W
 W
-n
+p
 q
 s
 W
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/dice.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/dice.dm
index 4481434376e..4fb3f340f31 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/dice.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/dice.dm
@@ -182,7 +182,7 @@
 			//Swarm of creatures
 			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A swarm of creatures surround [user]!</span>")
 			for(var/direction in GLOB.alldirs)
-				new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld(get_step(get_turf(user),direction))
+				new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld(get_step(get_turf(user), direction))
 		if(4)
 			//Destroy Equipment
 			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>Everything [user] is holding and wearing disappears!</span>")
@@ -210,7 +210,7 @@
 		if(8)
 			//Fueltank Explosion
 			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>An explosion bursts into existence around [user]!</span>")
-			explosion(get_turf(user),-1,0,2, flame_range = 2)
+			explosion(get_turf(user), -1, 0, 2, flame_range = 2)
 		if(9)
 			//Cold
 			var/datum/disease/D = new /datum/disease/cold()
@@ -234,23 +234,46 @@
 			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>Mad dosh shoots out of [src]!</span>")
 			var/turf/Start = get_turf(src)
 			for(var/direction in GLOB.alldirs)
-				var/turf/dirturf = get_step(Start,direction)
+				var/turf/dirturf = get_step(Start, direction)
 				if(prob(50))
 					new /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c1000(dirturf)
 				else
 					var/obj/item/storage/bag/money/M = new(dirturf)
-					for(var/i in 1 to rand(5,50))
+					for(var/i in 1 to rand(5, 50))
 						new /obj/item/coin/gold(M)
 		if(14)
-			//Free Gun
-			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>An impressive gun appears!</span>")
+			//Tator Item
+			var/list/traitor_items = list(/obj/item/chameleon,
+				/obj/item/chameleon_counterfeiter,
+				/obj/item/clothing/shoes/chameleon/noslip,
+				/obj/item/pinpointer/advpinpointer,
+				/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/bonerepair,
+				/obj/item/storage/backpack/duffel/syndie/med/surgery,
+ 				/obj/item/storage/toolbox/syndicate,
+ 				/obj/item/storage/backpack/clown/syndie,
+ 				/obj/item/storage/backpack/satchel_flat,
+ 				/obj/item/camera_bug,
+				/obj/item/storage/belt/military/traitor,
+				/obj/item/clothing/glasses/chameleon/thermal,
+				/obj/item/borg/upgrade/modkit/indoors,
+				/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/chameleon,
+				/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/hardsuit,
+				/obj/item/implanter/storage,
+				/obj/item/toy/syndicateballoon)
+			var/selected_item = pick(traitor_items)
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A suspicious item appears!</span>")
+			new selected_item(drop_location())
 			create_smoke(2)
-			new /obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/mateba(drop_location())
 		if(15)
 			//Random One-use spellbook
+			var/list/oneuse_spellbook = list(/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/smoke,
+				/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/blind,
+				/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/knock,
+				/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/summonitem)
+			var/selected_spellbook = pick(oneuse_spellbook)
 			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A magical looking book drops to the floor!</span>")
 			create_smoke(2)
-			new /obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/random(drop_location())
+			new selected_spellbook(drop_location())
 		if(16)
 			//Servant & Servant Summon
 			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A Dice Servant appears in a cloud of smoke!</span>")
@@ -276,12 +299,11 @@
 			var/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/summonmob/S = new
 			S.target_mob = H
 			user.mind.AddSpell(S)
-
 		if(17)
-			//Tator Kit
-			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A suspicious box appears!</span>")
-			new /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/bundle(drop_location())
+			//Free Gun
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>An impressive gun appears!</span>")
 			create_smoke(2)
+			new /obj/item/gun/energy/kinetic_accelerator/experimental(drop_location())
 		if(18)
 			//Captain ID
 			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A golden identification card appears!</span>")
@@ -292,11 +314,12 @@
 			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[user] looks very robust!</span>")
 			user.physiology.brute_mod *= 0.5
 			user.physiology.burn_mod *= 0.5
-
 		if(20)
-			//Free wizard!
-			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>Magic flows out of [src] and into [user]!</span>")
-			user.mind.make_Wizard()
+			//Three free good dice rolls!
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>Critical number! [src] is rolling three times all by himself!</span>")
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(effect), user, rand(1, 9) + 10), 1 SECONDS)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(effect), user, rand(1, 9) + 10), 2 SECONDS)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(effect), user, rand(1, 9) + 10), 3 SECONDS)
 
 /obj/item/dice/d100
 	name = "d100"
diff --git a/code/modules/ruins/lavalandruin_code/sin_ruins.dm b/code/modules/ruins/lavalandruin_code/sin_ruins.dm
index 4c75edbc90f..b018f29c72e 100644
--- a/code/modules/ruins/lavalandruin_code/sin_ruins.dm
+++ b/code/modules/ruins/lavalandruin_code/sin_ruins.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
 //These objects are used in the cardinal sin-themed ruins (i.e. Gluttony, Pride...)
 
 // Greed
+#define WIN_PROB 5
+
 /obj/structure/cursed_slot_machine //Greed's slot machine: Used in the Greed ruin. Deals clone damage on each use, with a successful use giving a d20 of fate.
 	name = "greed's slot machine"
 	desc = "High stakes, high rewards."
@@ -8,7 +10,6 @@
 	icon_state = "slots-off"
 	anchored = TRUE
 	density = TRUE
-	var/win_prob = 5
 
 /obj/structure/cursed_slot_machine/attack_hand(mob/user)
 	interact(user)
@@ -21,7 +22,11 @@
 		return
 
 	in_use = TRUE
-	user.adjustCloneLoss(20)
+	if(!ismachineperson(user))
+		user.adjustCloneLoss(20)
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>Your brain is sparking!</span>")
+		user.adjustBrainLoss(15)
 	if(user.stat)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>No... just one more try...</span>")
 		user.gib()
@@ -29,14 +34,14 @@
 		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] pulls [src]'s lever with a glint in [user.p_their()] eyes!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You feel a draining as you pull the lever, but you \
 		know it'll be worth it.</span>")
 	icon_state = "slots-on"
-	playsound(src, 'sound/lavaland/cursed_slot_machine.ogg', 50, 0)
+	playsound(src, 'sound/lavaland/cursed_slot_machine.ogg', 50)
 	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(determine_victor), user), 50)
 
 /obj/structure/cursed_slot_machine/proc/determine_victor(mob/living/user)
 	icon_state = "slots-off"
 	in_use = FALSE
-	if(prob(win_prob))
-		playsound(src, 'sound/lavaland/cursed_slot_machine_jackpot.ogg', 50, 0)
+	if(prob(WIN_PROB))
+		playsound(src, 'sound/lavaland/cursed_slot_machine_jackpot.ogg', 50)
 		new/obj/structure/cursed_money(get_turf(src))
 		if(user)
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='boldwarning'>You've hit jackpot. Laughter echoes around you as your reward appears in the machine's place.</span>")
@@ -45,6 +50,8 @@
 		if(user)
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='boldwarning'>Fucking machine! Must be rigged. Still... one more try couldn't hurt, right?</span>")
 
+#undef WIN_PROB
+
 /obj/structure/cursed_money
 	name = "bag of money"
 	desc = "RICH! YES! YOU KNEW IT WAS WORTH IT! YOU'RE RICH! RICH! RICH!"