diff --git a/code/controllers/master.dm b/code/controllers/master.dm
index d445cf6f3b6..13a2a065a02 100644
--- a/code/controllers/master.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/master.dm
@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@ GLOBAL_REAL(Master, /datum/controller/master) = new
 	/// For scheduling different subsystems for different stages of the round
 	var/current_runlevel
 	/// Do we want to sleep until players log in?
-	var/sleep_offline_after_initializations = TRUE
+	var/sleep_offline_after_initializations = FALSE // No we dont
 
 	var/static/restart_clear = 0
 	var/static/restart_timeout = 0
diff --git a/code/game/verbs/switch_server.dm b/code/game/verbs/switch_server.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..6fc07b8f684
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/verbs/switch_server.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+/client/verb/switch_server()
+	set name = "Switch Server"
+	set desc = "Switch to a different Paradise server"
+	set category = "OOC"
+
+	// First get our peers
+	var/datum/db_query/dbq1 = SSdbcore.NewQuery({"
+		SELECT server_id, key_name, key_value FROM instance_data_cache WHERE server_id IN
+		(SELECT server_id FROM instance_data_cache WHERE
+		key_name='heartbeat' AND last_updated BETWEEN NOW() - INTERVAL 60 SECOND AND NOW())
+		AND key_name IN ("playercount", "server_port", "server_name")"})
+	if(!dbq1.warn_execute())
+		qdel(dbq1)
+		return
+
+	var/servers_outer = list()
+	while(dbq1.NextRow())
+		if(!servers_outer[dbq1.item[1]])
+			servers_outer[dbq1.item[1]] = list()
+
+		servers_outer[dbq1.item[1]][dbq1.item[2]] = dbq1.item[3] // This should assoc load our data
+
+	// Format the server names into an assoc list of K: name V: port
+	var/list/formatted_servers = list()
+	for(var/server in servers_outer)
+		var/server_data = servers_outer[server]
+		formatted_servers["[server_data["server_name"]] - ([server_data["playercount"]] playing)"] = text2num(server_data["server_port"])
+
+	if(length(formatted_servers) == 1)
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>You are already connected to the one online instance!</span>")
+		return
+
+	var/selected_server = input(usr, "Select a server", "Server hop") as anything in formatted_servers
+	if(!selected_server)
+		return // Should never happen
+
+	if(formatted_servers[selected_server] == world.port)
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>You are already connected to this instance!</span>")
+		return
+
+	// Now we reconnect them
+	to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>Now connecting you to: <b>[selected_server]</b></span>")
+
+	if(watchlisted) // I mean why not
+		message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] is on the watchlist and just jumped to [selected_server]")
+
+	// Formulate a connection URL
+	var/target = "byond://[world.internet_address]:[formatted_servers[selected_server]]"
+	src << link(target)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/view_instances.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/view_instances.dm
index bbef0b184dc..65d6105da3a 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/view_instances.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/view_instances.dm
@@ -7,20 +7,27 @@
 		return
 
 	to_chat(usr, "<b>Server instances info</b>")
-	to_chat(usr, "<b>AA you need to finish this you lazy oaf</b>")
-	/*
-	for(var/datum/peer_server/PS in GLOB.configuration.instancing.peers)
-		// We havnt even been discovered, so we cant even be online
-		if(!PS.discovered)
-			to_chat(usr, "#[PS.server_port] (Undiscovered) - <font color='red'><b>OFFLINE</b></font>")
-			continue
+	var/datum/db_query/dbq1 = SSdbcore.NewQuery({"
+		SELECT server_id, key_name, key_value FROM instance_data_cache WHERE server_id IN
+		(SELECT server_id FROM instance_data_cache WHERE
+		key_name='heartbeat' AND last_updated BETWEEN NOW() - INTERVAL 60 SECOND AND NOW())
+		AND key_name IN ("playercount")"})
+	if(!dbq1.warn_execute())
+		qdel(dbq1)
+		return
 
-		// We exist but arent online at the moment
-		if(!PS.online)
-			to_chat(usr, "ID [PS.server_id] - <font color='red'><b>OFFLINE</b></font>")
-			continue
+	var/servers_outer = list()
+	while(dbq1.NextRow())
+		if(!servers_outer[dbq1.item[1]])
+			servers_outer[dbq1.item[1]] = list()
 
-		// If we are here, we are online, so we can do a rich report
-		to_chat(usr, "ID [PS.server_id] - <font color='green'><b>ONLINE</b></font> (Players: [PS.playercount])")
-	*/
+		servers_outer[dbq1.item[1]][dbq1.item[2]] = dbq1.item[3] // This should assoc load our data
 
+	qdel(dbq1)
+
+	for(var/server in servers_outer)
+		var/server_data = servers_outer[server]
+		var/players = text2num(server_data["playercount"])
+
+		to_chat(usr, "<code>[server]</code> - [players] player[players == 1 ? "" : "s"] online.")
+	to_chat(usr, "<i>Offline instances are not reported</i>")
diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index 0b2b1346c29..259a5eac574 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -1162,6 +1162,7 @@
 #include "code\game\verbs\ooc.dm"
 #include "code\game\verbs\randomtip.dm"
 #include "code\game\verbs\suicide.dm"
+#include "code\game\verbs\switch_server.dm"
 #include "code\game\verbs\webmap.dm"
 #include "code\game\verbs\who.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\admin.dm"