diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
index ff5ec99cd77..a5155cceb4a 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
@@ -234,7 +234,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uplink_items, subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item))
 
 /datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/meatcleaver
 	name = "Meat Cleaver"
-	desc = "A mean looking meat cleaver that does damage comparable to an Energy Sword but with the added benefit of chopping your victim into hunks of meat after they've died and the chance to stun when thrown."
+	desc = "A mean looking meat cleaver that does damage comparable to an Energy Sword but with the added benefit of chopping your victim into hunks of meat after they've died."
 	reference = "MC"
 	item = /obj/item/kitchen/knife/butcher/meatcleaver
 	cost = 10
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
index 21161c2642a..f75818892ca 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
@@ -149,12 +149,11 @@
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
 
 /obj/item/kitchen/knife/butcher/meatcleaver
-	name = "Meat Cleaver"
+	name = "meat cleaver"
 	icon_state = "mcleaver"
 	item_state = "butch"
-	desc = "A huge thing used for chopping and chopping up meat. This includes clowns and clown-by-products."
-	force = 25.0
-	throwforce = 15.0
+	force = 25
+	throwforce = 15
 
 /obj/item/kitchen/knife/combat
 	name = "combat knife"