diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/cooker.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/cooker.dm
index 381525a13ae..ea54e8984ad 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/cooker.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/cooker.dm
@@ -41,6 +41,8 @@
 		return 0
 	if(istype(check, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks))
 		return 1
+	if(istype(check, /obj/item/weapon/grab))
+		return 0
 	to_chat(user, "<span class ='notice'>You can only process food!</span>")
 	return 0
 
@@ -111,6 +113,32 @@
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Close the panel first!</span>")
 		return
 	if(!checkValid(I, user))
+		if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/grab))
+			var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = I
+			if(!iscarbon(G.affecting))
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can only harm carbon-based creatures this way!</span>")
+				return
+//			if(G.affecting.stat == DEAD)
+//				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[G.affecting] is dead!</span>")
+//				return
+			if(G.state < GRAB_AGGRESSIVE)
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need a better grip to do that!</span>")
+				return
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/C = G.affecting
+			var/obj/item/organ/external/head/head = C.get_organ("head")
+			if(!head)
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This person doesn't have a head!</span>")
+				return
+			if(istype(src, /obj/machinery/cooker/deepfryer))
+				C.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] dunks [C]'s face into [src]!</span>", \
+								"<span class='userdanger'>[user] dunks your face into [src]!</span>")
+				if(!C.stat)
+					C.emote("scream")
+				user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
+				C.apply_damage(25, BURN, "head") //25 fire damage and disfigurement because your face was just deep fried!
+				head.disfigure("burn")
+				add_logs(G.assailant, G.affecting, "deep-fried face")
+				qdel(I) //Removes the grip so the person MIGHT have a small chance to run the fuck away and to prevent rapid dunks.
 		return
 	if(!burns)
 		if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks))
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/kitchen_machine.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/kitchen_machine.dm
index a69b0a718ef..a2bcc66bbfe 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/kitchen_machine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/kitchen_machine.dm
@@ -156,7 +156,54 @@
 		//G.reagents.trans_to(src,G.amount_per_transfer_from_this)
 	else if(istype(O,/obj/item/weapon/grab))
 		var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = O
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='alert'>This is ridiculous. You can not fit \the [G.affecting] in this [src].</span>")
+		if(!istype(src, /obj/machinery/kitchen_machine/oven) && !istype(src, /obj/machinery/kitchen_machine/grill))
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='alert'>This is ridiculous. You can not fit \the [G.affecting] in this [src].</span>")
+			return 1
+		if(!iscarbon(G.affecting))
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can only harm carbon-based creatures this way!</span>")
+			return 1
+//		if(G.affecting.stat == DEAD)
+//			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[G.affecting] is dead!</span>")
+//			return 1
+		if(G.state < GRAB_AGGRESSIVE)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need a better grip to do that!</span>")
+			return 1
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/C = G.affecting
+		var/obj/item/organ/external/head/head = C.get_organ("head")
+		if(!head)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This person doesn't have a head!</span>")
+			return 1
+		if(istype(src, /obj/machinery/kitchen_machine/oven))
+			if(G.state < GRAB_AGGRESSIVE)
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need a better grip to do that!</span>")
+				return 1
+			C.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] bashes [C]'s head in [src]'s door!</span>", \
+							"<span class='userdanger'>[user] bashes your head in [src]'s door! It feels rather hot in the oven!</span>")
+			if(!C.stat)
+				C.emote("scream")
+			user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
+			C.apply_damage(5, BURN, "head") //5 fire damage, 15 brute damage, and weakening because your head was just in a hot oven with the door bashing into your neck!
+			C.apply_damage(15, BRUTE, "head")
+			C.Weaken(2)
+			add_logs(G.assailant, G.affecting, "head smashed in oven")
+			qdel(O) //Removes the grip to prevent rapid bashes. With the weaken, you PROBABLY can't run unless they are slow to grab you again...
+			return 1
+		if(istype(src, /obj/machinery/kitchen_machine/grill))
+			if(G.state < GRAB_AGGRESSIVE)
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need a better grip to do that!</span>")
+				return 1
+			C.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] forces [C] onto [src], searing [C]'s upper body!</span>", \
+							"<span class='userdanger'>[user] forces you onto [src]! It burns!</span>")
+			if(!C.stat)
+				C.emote("scream")
+			user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
+			C.apply_damage(10, BURN, "head") //30 overall upper body damage because your body was just placed over a hot grill!
+			C.apply_damage(10, BURN, "chest")
+			C.apply_damage(5, BURN, "l_arm")
+			C.apply_damage(5, BURN, "r_arm")
+			add_logs(G.assailant, G.affecting, "burns on a grill")
+			qdel(O) //Removes the grip to prevent rapid sears and give you a chance to run
+			return 1
 		return 1
 	else
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='alert'>You have no idea what you can cook with this [O].</span>")