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+/obj/mecha/combat/honker
+ desc = "Produced by \"Tyranny of Honk, INC\", this exosuit is designed as heavy clown-support. Used to spread the fun and joy of life. HONK!"
+ name = "H.O.N.K"
+ icon_state = "honker"
+ step_in = 6
+ health = 100
+ deflect_chance = 80
+ internal_damage_threshold = 30
+ max_temperature = 3500
+ operation_req_access = list(access_clown)
+
+/obj/mecha/combat/honker/New()
+ ..()
+ weapons += new /datum/mecha_weapon/honker(src)
+ weapons += new /datum/mecha_weapon/missile_rack/banana_mortar(src)
+ weapons += new /datum/mecha_weapon/missile_rack/mousetrap_mortar(src)
+ selected_weapon = weapons[1]
+ return
+
+
+/obj/mecha/combat/honker/melee_action(target)
+ if(internal_damage&MECHA_INT_CONTROL_LOST)
+ target = pick(oview(1,src))
+ if(!melee_can_hit || !istype(target, /atom))
+ return
+ if(istype(selected_weapon, /datum/mecha_weapon/honker))
+ selected_weapon.fire(target)
+ else if(istype(target, /mob))
+ step_away(target,src,15)
+ return
+
+/obj/mecha/combat/honker/get_stats_part()
+ var/output = {"[internal_damage&MECHA_INT_FIRE?"INTERNAL FIRE
":null]
+ [internal_damage&MECHA_INT_TEMP_CONTROL?"CLOWN SUPPORT SYSTEM MALFUNCTION
":null]
+ [internal_damage&MECHA_INT_TANK_BREACH?"GAS TANK HONK
":null]
+ [internal_damage&MECHA_INT_CONTROL_LOST?"HONK-A-DOODLE - Recalibrate
":null]
+ IntegriHONK: [health/initial(health)*100] %)
+ PowerHONK charge: [cell.charge/cell.maxcharge*100] %)
+ AirHONK pressure: [src.return_pressure()]HoNKs
+ Internal HONKature: [src.air_contents.temperature]°honK|[src.air_contents.temperature - T0C]°honCk
+ Lights: [lights?"on":"off"]
+ "}
+ output += "HONKon systems: