diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm
index 6f538b44888..edb8ff7decb 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm
@@ -270,12 +270,12 @@
 				if(prob(round((50 - nutrition) / 100)))
 					src << "\blue You feel fit again!"
 					mutations.Remove(FAT)
-		else
+/*		else
 			if(nutrition > 500)
 				if(prob(5 + round((nutrition - 200) / 2)))
 					src << "\red You suddenly feel blubbery!"
 					mutations.Add(FAT)
-
+ FUCK YOU FATCODE -Hawk */
 		if (nutrition > 0)
 			nutrition -= HUNGER_FACTOR
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm
index a23b0a2191c..612b0bb6f8b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm
@@ -186,12 +186,12 @@
 				if(prob(round((50 - nutrition) / 100)))
 					src << "\blue You feel fit again!"
 					mutations.Add(FAT)
-		else
+/*		else
 			if(nutrition > 500)
 				if(prob(5 + round((nutrition - max_grown) / 2)))
 					src << "\red You suddenly feel blubbery!"
 					mutations.Add(FAT)
-
+FUCK YOU MORE FAT CODE -Hawk*/
 		if (nutrition > 0)
 			nutrition-= HUNGER_FACTOR
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
index 07e10ad7353..ae3e1168dba 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
@@ -226,10 +226,10 @@
 	if(nutrition < 100)
 		msg += "[t_He] [t_is] severely malnourished.\n"
 	else if(nutrition >= 500)
-		if(usr.nutrition < 100)
+		/*if(usr.nutrition < 100)
 			msg += "[t_He] [t_is] plump and delicious looking - Like a fat little piggy. A tasty piggy.\n"
-		else
-			msg += "[t_He] [t_is] quite chubby.\n"
+		else*/
+		msg += "[t_He] [t_is] quite chubby.\n"
 
 	msg += "</span>"
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index f3a0bdebce9..35f38f54777 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -975,7 +975,7 @@
 				update_mutations(0)
 				update_inv_w_uniform(0)
 				update_inv_wear_suit()
-		else
+/*		else
 			if(overeatduration > 500)
 				src << "\red You suddenly feel blubbery!"
 				mutations.Add(FAT)
@@ -983,7 +983,7 @@
 				update_mutations(0)
 				update_inv_w_uniform(0)
 				update_inv_wear_suit()
-
+AND YOU */
 		// nutrition decrease
 		if (nutrition > 0 && stat != 2)
 			nutrition = max (0, nutrition - HUNGER_FACTOR)