diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/bible.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/bible.dm
index fd5798d2508..18cd83ebf42 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/bible.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/bible.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
 /obj/item/storage/bible
 	name = "bible"
 	desc = "Apply to head repeatedly."
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/religion_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/religion_righthand.dmi'
 	icon_state ="bible"
 	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 5
@@ -18,17 +20,21 @@
 		"Bible" =			   list("state" = "bible",		  "inhand" = "bible"),
 		"Koran" =			   list("state" = "koran",		  "inhand" = "koran"),
 		"Scrapbook" =		   list("state" = "scrapbook",	  "inhand" = "scrapbook"),
-		"Creeper" =			   list("state" = "creeper",	  "inhand" = "syringe_kit"),
-		"White Bible" =		   list("state" = "white",		  "inhand" = "syringe_kit"),
-		"Holy Light" =		   list("state" = "holylight",	  "inhand" = "syringe_kit"),
-		"PlainRed" =		   list("state" = "athiest",	  "inhand" = "syringe_kit"),
-		"Tome" =			   list("state" = "tome",		  "inhand" = "syringe_kit"),
+		"Creeper" =			   list("state" = "creeper",	  "inhand" = "generic_bible"),
+		"White Bible" =		   list("state" = "white",		  "inhand" = "generic_bible"),
+		"Holy Light" =		   list("state" = "holylight",	  "inhand" = "generic_bible"),
+		"PlainRed" =		   list("state" = "athiest",	  "inhand" = "generic_bible"),
+		"Tome" =			   list("state" = "tome",		  "inhand" = "generic_bible"),
 		"The King in Yellow" = list("state" = "kingyellow",	  "inhand" = "kingyellow"),
 		"Ithaqua" =			   list("state" = "ithaqua",	  "inhand" = "ithaqua"),
 		"Scientology" =		   list("state" = "scientology",  "inhand" = "scientology"),
 		"the bible melts" =	   list("state" = "melted",		  "inhand" = "melted"),
 		"Necronomicon" =	   list("state" = "necronomicon", "inhand" = "necronomicon"),
 		"Greentext" =		   list("state" = "greentext",	  "inhand" = "greentext"),
+		"Honkmother" =		   list("state" = "honk",		  "inhand" = "honk"),
+		"Silentfather" =	   list("state" = "mime",		  "inhand" = "mime"),
+		"Clockwork" =		   list("state" = "clock_bible",  "inhand" = "clock_bible"),
+		"Nanotrasen" =		   list("state" = "nanotrasen",	  "inhand" = "nanotrasen")
 	)
 
 /obj/item/storage/bible/suicide_act(mob/user)
@@ -183,3 +189,9 @@
 	if(!src || !H.is_in_hands(src) || H.incapacitated())
 		return FALSE
 	return TRUE
+
+/obj/item/storage/bible/syndi
+	name = "suspicious bible"
+	desc = "For treading the line between cultist, contraband, and a hostile corporation."
+	customisable = FALSE
+	icon_state = "syndi"
diff --git a/code/modules/library/library_computer.dm b/code/modules/library/library_computer.dm
index 8dcd2292557..ffddf2c1ae3 100644
--- a/code/modules/library/library_computer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/library/library_computer.dm
@@ -581,6 +581,12 @@
 	new newbook.book_type(loc)
 	visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src]'s printer hums as it produces a completely bound book. How did it do that?</span>")
 
+/obj/machinery/computer/library/emag_act(mob/user)
+	if(print_cooldown <= world.time)
+		new /obj/item/storage/bible/syndi(loc)
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src]'s printer ominously hums as it produces a completely bound book. How did it do that?</span>")
+		print_cooldown = world.time + PRINTING_COOLDOWN
+
 #undef LIBRARY_BOOKS_PER_PAGE
 #undef LOGIN_FULL
 #undef LOGIN_PUBLIC
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/items_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/items_lefthand.dmi
index b964ac39670..a766a49f8b5 100644
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diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/items_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/items_righthand.dmi
index 3ac1bdfba12..13f3a362faa 100644
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diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/religion_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/religion_lefthand.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..9eff79d0063
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diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/religion_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/religion_righthand.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..7c6be62940d
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diff --git a/icons/obj/storage.dmi b/icons/obj/storage.dmi
index 32a0726544f..51fd591f132 100644
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