diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index 2c76308c46c..98c8e1f0d95 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -1275,16 +1275,57 @@
 	product_slogans = "THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME!;Hands down the best seed selection on the station!;Also certain mushroom varieties available, more for experts! Get certified today!"
 	product_ads = "We like plants!;Grow some crops!;Grow, baby, growww!;Aw h'yeah son!"
 	icon_state = "seeds"
-	products = list(/obj/item/seeds/aloe =3, /obj/item/seeds/ambrosia = 3, /obj/item/seeds/apple = 3, /obj/item/seeds/cotton = 3, /obj/item/seeds/banana = 3, /obj/item/seeds/berry = 3,
-						/obj/item/seeds/cabbage = 3, /obj/item/seeds/carrot = 3, /obj/item/seeds/cherry = 3, /obj/item/seeds/chanter = 3,
-						/obj/item/seeds/chili = 3, /obj/item/seeds/cocoapod = 3, /obj/item/seeds/coffee = 3, /obj/item/seeds/comfrey =3, /obj/item/seeds/corn = 3,
-						/obj/item/seeds/nymph =3, /obj/item/seeds/eggplant = 3, /obj/item/seeds/grape = 3, /obj/item/seeds/grass = 3, /obj/item/seeds/lemon = 3,
-						/obj/item/seeds/lime = 3, /obj/item/seeds/onion = 3, /obj/item/seeds/orange = 3, /obj/item/seeds/peanuts = 3, /obj/item/seeds/pineapple = 3, /obj/item/seeds/potato = 3, /obj/item/seeds/poppy = 3,
-						/obj/item/seeds/pumpkin = 3, /obj/item/seeds/replicapod = 3, /obj/item/seeds/wheat/rice = 3, /obj/item/seeds/soya = 3, /obj/item/seeds/sunflower = 3, /obj/item/seeds/sugarcane = 3,
-						/obj/item/seeds/tea = 3, /obj/item/seeds/tobacco = 3, /obj/item/seeds/tomato = 3,
-						/obj/item/seeds/tower = 3, /obj/item/seeds/watermelon = 3, /obj/item/seeds/wheat = 3, /obj/item/seeds/whitebeet = 3)
-	contraband = list(/obj/item/seeds/amanita = 2, /obj/item/seeds/glowshroom = 2, /obj/item/seeds/liberty = 2, /obj/item/seeds/nettle = 2,
-						/obj/item/seeds/plump = 2, /obj/item/seeds/reishi = 2, /obj/item/seeds/cannabis = 3, /obj/item/seeds/starthistle = 2, /obj/item/seeds/fungus = 3, /obj/item/seeds/random = 2)
+	products = list(/obj/item/seeds/aloe =3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/ambrosia = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/apple = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/cotton = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/banana = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/berry = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/cabbage = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/carrot = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/cherry = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/chanter = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/chili = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/cocoapod = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/coffee = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/comfrey =3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/corn = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/nymph =3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/eggplant = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/garlic = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/grape = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/grass = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/lemon = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/lime = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/onion = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/orange = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/peanuts = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/pineapple = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/potato = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/poppy = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/pumpkin = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/replicapod = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/wheat/rice = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/soya = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/sunflower = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/sugarcane = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/tea = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/tobacco = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/tomato = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/tower = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/watermelon = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/wheat = 3,
+					/obj/item/seeds/whitebeet = 3)
+	contraband = list(/obj/item/seeds/amanita = 2,
+					  /obj/item/seeds/glowshroom = 2,
+					  /obj/item/seeds/liberty = 2,
+					  /obj/item/seeds/nettle = 2,
+					  /obj/item/seeds/plump = 2,
+					  /obj/item/seeds/reishi = 2,
+					  /obj/item/seeds/cannabis = 3,
+					  /obj/item/seeds/starthistle = 2,
+					  /obj/item/seeds/fungus = 3,
+					  /obj/item/seeds/random = 2)
 	premium = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/spray/waterflower = 1)
 	refill_canister = /obj/item/vending_refill/hydroseeds
 
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks.dm
index 41c5ff0bdf3..d85b882e7db 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks.dm
@@ -334,14 +334,6 @@
 	icon_state = "britcup"
 	volume = 30
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/mushroom_bowl
-	name = "mushroom bowl"
-	desc = "A bowl made out of mushrooms. Not food, though it might have contained some at some point."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/lavaland/ash_flora.dmi'
-	icon_state = "mushroom_bowl"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-
-
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bag
 	name = "drink bag"
 	desc = "Normally put in wine boxes, or down pants at stadium events."
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/gene_modder.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/gene_modder.dm
index 10e135f5fe6..b486aa629bb 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/gene_modder.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/gene_modder.dm
@@ -374,6 +374,7 @@
 						seed.genes += disk.gene.Copy()
 						if(istype(disk.gene, /datum/plant_gene/reagent))
 							seed.reagents_from_genes()
+						disk.gene.apply_vars(seed)
 						repaint_seed()
 
 			update_genes()
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/beans.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/beans.dm
index 206d0984c3d..8d9702f1343 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/beans.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/beans.dm
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 	icon_dead = "soybean-dead"
 	genes = list(/datum/plant_gene/trait/repeated_harvest)
 	mutatelist = list(/obj/item/seeds/soya/koi)
-	reagents_add = list("soybeanoil" = 0.2, "vitamin" = 0.04, "plantmatter" = 0.05)
+	reagents_add = list("vitamin" = 0.04, "plantmatter" = 0.05, "soybeanoil" = 0.03)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/soybeans
 	seed = /obj/item/seeds/soya
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@
 	icon_state = "soybeans"
 	filling_color = "#F0E68C"
 	bitesize_mod = 2
-	tastes = list("soybean" = 1)
+	tastes = list("soy" = 1)
 	wine_power = 0.2
 
 // Koibean
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/berries.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/berries.dm
index d4161b0a87e..9682b5ba19f 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/berries.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/berries.dm
@@ -46,8 +46,8 @@
 	desc = "Taste so good, you could die!"
 	icon_state = "poisonberrypile"
 	filling_color = "#C71585"
-	distill_reagent = null
 	tastes = list("poison-berry" = 1)
+	distill_reagent = null
 	wine_power = 0.35
 
 // Death Berries
@@ -70,8 +70,8 @@
 	desc = "Taste so good, you could die!"
 	icon_state = "deathberrypile"
 	filling_color = "#708090"
-	distill_reagent = null
 	tastes = list("death-berry" = 1)
+	distill_reagent = null
 	wine_power = 0.5
 
 // Glow Berries
@@ -130,8 +130,8 @@
 	gender = PLURAL
 	filling_color = "#FF0000"
 	bitesize_mod = 2
-	wine_power = 0.3
 	tastes = list("cherry" = 1)
+	wine_power = 0.3
 
 // Blue Cherries
 /obj/item/seeds/cherry/blue
@@ -152,8 +152,8 @@
 	icon_state = "bluecherry"
 	filling_color = "#6495ED"
 	bitesize_mod = 2
-	wine_power = 0.5
 	tastes = list("blue cherry" = 1)
+	wine_power = 0.5
 
 // Grapes
 /obj/item/seeds/grape
@@ -184,8 +184,8 @@
 	dried_type = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/no_raisin
 	filling_color = "#FF1493"
 	bitesize_mod = 2
-	distill_reagent = "wine"
 	tastes = list("grapes" = 1)
+	distill_reagent = "wine"
 
 // Green Grapes
 /obj/item/seeds/grape/green
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/chili.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/chili.dm
index 1a2b5142e37..3908262a6a2 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/chili.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/chili.dm
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@
 	filling_color = "#0000CD"
 	bitesize_mod = 2
 	origin_tech = "biotech=4"
-	tastes = list("chilli" = 1)
+	tastes = list("chilly" = 1)
 	wine_power = 0.3
 
 // Ghost Chili
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/citrus.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/citrus.dm
index 38e4104c4a7..6e937f45c2a 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/citrus.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/citrus.dm
@@ -31,7 +31,6 @@
 	icon_state = "lime"
 	filling_color = "#00FF00"
 	tastes = list("lime" = 1)
-	distill_reagent = "triple_sec"
 
 // Orange
 /obj/item/seeds/orange
@@ -59,6 +58,7 @@
 	icon_state = "orange"
 	tastes = list("orange" = 1)
 	filling_color = "#FFA500"
+	distill_reagent = "triple_sec"
 
 // Lemon
 /obj/item/seeds/lemon
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/corn.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/corn.dm
index cf7c185c147..ac7946b3864 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/corn.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/corn.dm
@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@
 /obj/item/grown/snapcorn
 	seed = /obj/item/seeds/corn/snapcorn
 	name = "snap corn"
-	desc = "A cob with snap pops"
+	desc = "A cob with snap pops."
 	icon_state = "snapcorn"
 	item_state = "corncob"
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/eggplant.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/eggplant.dm
index 2ed28f76226..c1fad32bed8 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/eggplant.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/eggplant.dm
@@ -27,9 +27,11 @@
 
 // Egg-Plant
 /obj/item/seeds/eggplant/eggy
+	name = "pack of egg-plant seeds"
 	desc = "These seeds grow to produce berries that look a lot like eggs."
 	icon_state = "seed-eggy"
 	species = "eggy"
+	plantname = "Egg-Plants"
 	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/shell/eggy
 	lifespan = 75
 	production = 12
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/flowers.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/flowers.dm
index d662a77e08a..dea72093b15 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/flowers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/flowers.dm
@@ -138,6 +138,8 @@
 	icon_state = "seed-moonflower"
 	species = "moonflower"
 	plantname = "Moonflowers"
+	icon_grow = "moonflower-grow"
+	icon_dead = "sunflower-dead"
 	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/moonflower
 	mutatelist = list()
 	reagents_add = list("moonshine" = 0.2, "vitamin" = 0.02, "plantmatter" = 0.02)
@@ -152,7 +154,7 @@
 	filling_color = "#E6E6FA"
 	bitesize_mod = 2
 	tastes = list("moonflower" = 1)
-	distill_reagent = "absinthe" 
+	distill_reagent = "absinthe"  //It's made from flowers.
 
 // Novaflower
 /obj/item/seeds/sunflower/novaflower
@@ -161,6 +163,8 @@
 	icon_state = "seed-novaflower"
 	species = "novaflower"
 	plantname = "Novaflowers"
+	icon_grow = "novaflower-grow"
+	icon_dead = "sunflower-dead"
 	product = /obj/item/grown/novaflower
 	mutatelist = list()
 	reagents_add = list("condensedcapsaicin" = 0.25, "capsaicin" = 0.3, "plantmatter" = 0)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/garlic.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/garlic.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..eccc9dea1f2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/garlic.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+/obj/item/seeds/garlic
+	name = "pack of garlic seeds"
+	desc = "A packet of extremely pungent seeds."
+	icon_state = "seed-garlic"
+	species = "garlic"
+	plantname = "Garlic Sprouts"
+	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/garlic
+	yield = 6
+	potency = 25
+	growthstages = 3
+	growing_icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_vegetables.dmi'
+	reagents_add = list("garlic" = 0.15, "plantmatter" = 0.1)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/garlic
+	seed = /obj/item/seeds/garlic
+	name = "garlic"
+	desc = "Delicious, but with a potentially overwhelming odor."
+	icon_state = "garlic"
+	filling_color = "#C0C9A0"
+	bitesize_mod = 2
+	tastes = list("garlic" = 1)
+	wine_power = 0.1
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/grass_carpet.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/grass_carpet.dm
index dee15bf75b2..832645c95cd 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/grass_carpet.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/grass_carpet.dm
@@ -38,17 +38,8 @@
 			continue
 		grassAmt += 1 + round(G.seed.potency * tile_coefficient)
 		qdel(G)
-	var/obj/item/stack/tile/GT = new stacktype(user.loc)
-	while(grassAmt > GT.max_amount)
-		GT.amount = GT.max_amount
-		grassAmt -= GT.max_amount
-		GT = new stacktype(user.loc)
-	GT.amount = grassAmt
-	for(var/obj/item/stack/tile/T in user.loc)
-		if((T.type == stacktype) && (T.amount < T.max_amount) && (T != GT))
-			T.attackby(GT, user)
+	new stacktype(user.drop_location(), grassAmt)
 	qdel(src)
-	return
 
 // Carpet
 /obj/item/seeds/grass/carpet
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/melon.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/melon.dm
index 09952a2a405..61c23a294b8 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/melon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/melon.dm
@@ -14,6 +14,13 @@
 	mutatelist = list(/obj/item/seeds/watermelon/holy)
 	reagents_add = list("water" = 0.2, "vitamin" = 0.04, "plantmatter" = 0.2)
 
+/obj/item/seeds/watermelon/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is swallowing [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+	user.gib()
+	new product(drop_location())
+	qdel(src)
+	return OBLITERATION
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/watermelon
 	seed = /obj/item/seeds/watermelon
 	name = "watermelon"
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/misc.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/misc.dm
index f2adfab0f20..171f777abd7 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/misc.dm
@@ -14,19 +14,19 @@
 	growthstages = 3
 	growing_icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_flowers.dmi'
 	genes = list(/datum/plant_gene/trait/plant_type/weed_hardy)
-	mutatelist = list(/obj/item/seeds/harebell)
 
 /obj/item/seeds/starthistle/harvest(mob/user)
 	var/obj/machinery/hydroponics/parent = loc
+	var/seed_count = yield
 	if(prob(getYield() * 20))
+		seed_count++
 		var/output_loc = parent.Adjacent(user) ? user.loc : parent.loc
-		for(var/i in 1 to yield+1)
+		for(var/i in 1 to seed_count)
 			var/obj/item/seeds/starthistle/harvestseeds = Copy()
 			harvestseeds.forceMove(output_loc)
 
 	parent.update_tray()
 
-
 // Cabbage
 /obj/item/seeds/cabbage
 	name = "pack of cabbage seeds"
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/mushrooms.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/mushrooms.dm
index 68331c664c9..45d7e76e6b4 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/mushrooms.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/mushrooms.dm
@@ -175,7 +175,7 @@
 	can_distill = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mushroom/walkingmushroom/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(istype(user.loc, /turf/space))
+	if(isspaceturf(user.loc))
 		return
 	var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom/M = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom(user.loc)
 	M.maxHealth += round(seed.endurance / 4)
@@ -277,8 +277,7 @@
 	desc = "This mycelium -powers- into mushrooms!"
 	icon_state = "mycelium-glowcap"
 	species = "glowcap"
-	icon_grow = "glowshroom-grow"
-	icon_dead = "glowshroom-dead"
+	icon_harvest = "glowcap-harvest"
 	plantname = "Glowcaps"
 	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mushroom/glowshroom/glowcap
 	genes = list(/datum/plant_gene/trait/glow/red, /datum/plant_gene/trait/cell_charge, /datum/plant_gene/trait/plant_type/fungal_metabolism)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/onion.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/onion.dm
index 597d5c70660..c53a9487db4 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/onion.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/onion.dm
@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@
 	slice_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/onion_slice
 	tastes = list("onion" = 1, "pungentness" = 1)
 	slices_num = 2
-	wine_power = 0.2
+	wine_power = 0.3
 	wine_flavor = "pungentness"
 
 /obj/item/seeds/onion/red
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/pineapple.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/pineapple.dm
index 4a2975fae42..30c5f904951 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/pineapple.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/pineapple.dm
@@ -1,29 +1,33 @@
+// Pineapple!
 /obj/item/seeds/pineapple
-  name = "pack of pineapple seeds"
-  desc = "These seeds grow into pineapple plants."
-  icon_state = "seed-pineapple" //NEEDED
-  species = "pineapple"
-  plantname = "Pineapple Plant"
-  product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/pineapple
-  maturation = 6
-  lifespan = 55
-  endurance = 35
-  growthstages = 4
-  growing_icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_fruits.dmi'
-  icon_grow = "pineapple-grow" //NEEDED
-  icon_dead = "pineapple-dead" //NEEDED
-  genes = list(/datum/plant_gene/trait/repeated_harvest)
-  reagents_add = list("water" = 0.1, "vitamin" = 0.03, "sugar" = 0.02, "plantmatter" = 0.2)
+	name = "pack of pineapple seeds"
+	desc = "Oooooooooooooh!"
+	icon_state = "seed-pineapple"
+	species = "pineapple"
+	plantname = "Pineapple Plant"
+	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/pineapple
+	lifespan = 40
+	endurance = 30
+	growthstages = 3
+	growing_icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_fruits.dmi'
+	genes = list(/datum/plant_gene/trait/repeated_harvest)
+	mutatelist = list(/obj/item/seeds/apple)
+	reagents_add = list("vitamin" = 0.02, "plantmatter" = 0.2, "water" = 0.04)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/pineapple
-  seed = /obj/item/seeds/pineapple
-  name = "pineapple"
-  desc = "A soft sweet interior surrounded by a spiky skin."
-  slice_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pineappleslice
-  slices_num = 4
-  icon_state = "pineapple"
-  filling_color = "#e5b437"
-  w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-  bitesize_mod = 3
-  tastes = list("pineapple" = 1)
-  wine_power = 0.4
\ No newline at end of file
+	seed = /obj/item/seeds/pineapple
+	name = "pineapple"
+	desc = "A soft sweet interior surrounded by a spiky skin."
+	icon_state = "pineapple"
+	force = 4
+	throwforce = 8
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	attack_verb = list("stung", "pined")
+	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_range = 5
+	slice_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pineappleslice
+	slices_num = 3
+	filling_color = "#F6CB0B"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	tastes = list("pineapple" = 1)
+	wine_power = 0.4
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/replicapod.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/replicapod.dm
index 3aaa8d87041..d6f8cae7519 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/replicapod.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/replicapod.dm
@@ -98,8 +98,6 @@
 			podman.ckey = ckey_holder
 		podman.gender = blood_gender
 		podman.faction |= factions
-		podman.faction |= "plants"
-		podman.faction |= "vines"   //Pod grown Diona are allied with plants and vines alike.
 
 	else //else, one packet of seeds. maybe two
 		var/seed_count = 1
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/towercap.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/towercap.dm
index 33ef72db471..156a426e202 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/towercap.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/towercap.dm
@@ -44,15 +44,11 @@
 	attack_verb = list("bashed", "battered", "bludgeoned", "whacked")
 	var/plank_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/wood
 	var/plank_name = "wooden planks"
-	var/list/accepted = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/tobacco,
+	var/static/list/accepted = typecacheof(list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/tobacco,
 	/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/tea,
 	/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ambrosia/vulgaris,
 	/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ambrosia/deus,
-	/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/wheat)
-
-/obj/item/grown/log/New()
-	..()
-	accepted = typecacheof(accepted)
+	/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/wheat))
 
 /obj/item/grown/log/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
 	if(is_sharp(W))
@@ -69,7 +65,7 @@
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You add the newly-formed [plank_name] to the stack. It now contains [plank.amount] [plank_name].</span>")
 		qdel(src)
 
-	if(is_type_in_typecache(W, accepted))
+	if(CheckAccepted(W))
 		var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/leaf = W
 		if(leaf.dry)
 			user.show_message("<span class='notice'>You wrap \the [W] around the log, turning it into a torch!</span>")
@@ -84,6 +80,9 @@
 	else
 		return ..()
 
+/obj/item/grown/log/proc/CheckAccepted(obj/item/I)
+	return is_type_in_typecache(I, accepted)
+
 /obj/item/grown/log/tree
 	seed = null
 	name = "wood log"
@@ -94,10 +93,11 @@
 	name = "steel-cap log"
 	desc = "It's made of metal."
 	icon_state = "steellogs"
-	accepted = list()
 	plank_type = /obj/item/stack/rods
 	plank_name = "rods"
 
+/obj/item/grown/log/steel/CheckAccepted(obj/item/I)
+	return FALSE
 
 /////////BONFIRES//////////
 
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics.dm
index 92f91ddf51a..25ae26da3ad 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics.dm
@@ -636,9 +636,10 @@
 
 	// why, just why
 	if(S.has_reagent("napalm", 1))
-		adjustHealth(-round(S.get_reagent_amount("napalm") * 6))
-		adjustToxic(round(S.get_reagent_amount("napalm") * 7))
-		adjustWeeds(-rand(5,9))
+		if(!(myseed.resistance_flags & FIRE_PROOF))
+			adjustHealth(-round(S.get_reagent_amount("napalm") * 6))
+			adjustToxic(round(S.get_reagent_amount("napalm") * 7))
+		adjustWeeds(-rand(5, 9)) //At least give them a small reward if they bother
 
 	//Weed Spray
 	if(S.has_reagent("atrazine", 1))
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/plant_genes.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/plant_genes.dm
index ef450f4a52f..b38cd5710a2 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/plant_genes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/plant_genes.dm
@@ -10,7 +10,8 @@
 /datum/plant_gene/proc/Copy()
 	return new type
 
-
+/datum/plant_gene/proc/apply_vars(obj/item/seeds/S) // currently used for fire resist, can prob. be further refactored
+	return
 
 
 // Core plant genes store 5 main variables: lifespan, endurance, production, yield, potency
@@ -412,6 +413,17 @@
 	S.set_up(G.reagents, splat_location)
 	S.start(smoke_amount)
 
+/datum/plant_gene/trait/fire_resistance // Lavaland
+	name = "Fire Resistance"
+
+/datum/plant_gene/trait/fire_resistance/apply_vars(obj/item/seeds/S)
+	if(!(S.resistance_flags & FIRE_PROOF))
+		S.resistance_flags |= FIRE_PROOF
+
+/datum/plant_gene/trait/fire_resistance/on_new(obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/G, newloc)
+	if(!(G.resistance_flags & FIRE_PROOF))
+		G.resistance_flags |= FIRE_PROOF
+
 /datum/plant_gene/trait/plant_type // Parent type
 	name = "you shouldn't see this"
 	trait_id = "plant_type"
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/ash_flora.dm b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/ash_flora.dm
index d9747a3a1f4..46df9ddfd9b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/ash_flora.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/ash_flora.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 /obj/structure/flora/ash
 	gender = PLURAL
+	layer = PROJECTILE_HIT_THRESHHOLD_LAYER //sporangiums up don't shoot
 	icon = 'icons/obj/lavaland/ash_flora.dmi'
 	icon_state = "l_mushroom"
 	name = "large mushrooms"
@@ -17,42 +18,41 @@
 	var/harvest_message_high = "You harvest and collect shavings from several mushroom caps."
 	var/harvested = FALSE
 	var/base_icon
-	var/regrowth_time_low = 4800
-	var/regrowth_time_high = 8400
+	var/regrowth_time_low = 8 MINUTES
+	var/regrowth_time_high = 16 MINUTES
 
-/obj/structure/flora/ash/New()
-	..()
+/obj/structure/flora/ash/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
 	base_icon = "[icon_state][rand(1, 4)]"
 	icon_state = base_icon
-	if(prob(15))
-		harvest(null, TRUE)
 
-/obj/structure/flora/ash/ex_act(severity, target)	
-	switch(severity)	
-		if(1)	
-			qdel(src)	
-		if(2)	
-			if(prob(80))	
-				qdel(src)	
-		if(3)	
-			if(prob(50))	
+/obj/structure/flora/ash/ex_act(severity, target)
+	switch(severity)
+		if(1)
+			qdel(src)
+		if(2)
+			if(prob(80))
+				qdel(src)
+		if(3)
+			if(prob(50))
 				qdel(src)
 
-/obj/structure/flora/ash/proc/harvest(user, no_drop)
+/obj/structure/flora/ash/proc/harvest(user)
 	if(harvested)
 		return 0
-	if(!no_drop)
-		var/rand_harvested = rand(harvest_amount_low, harvest_amount_high)
-		if(rand_harvested)
-			if(user)
-				var/msg = harvest_message_med
-				if(rand_harvested == harvest_amount_low)
-					msg = harvest_message_low
-				else if(rand_harvested == harvest_amount_high)
-					msg = harvest_message_high
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[msg]</span>")
-			for(var/i in 1 to rand_harvested)
-				new harvest(get_turf(src))
+
+	var/rand_harvested = rand(harvest_amount_low, harvest_amount_high)
+	if(rand_harvested)
+		if(user)
+			var/msg = harvest_message_med
+			if(rand_harvested == harvest_amount_low)
+				msg = harvest_message_low
+			else if(rand_harvested == harvest_amount_high)
+				msg = harvest_message_high
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[msg]</span>")
+		for(var/i in 1 to rand_harvested)
+			new harvest(get_turf(src))
+
 	icon_state = "[base_icon]p"
 	name = harvested_name
 	desc = harvested_desc
@@ -120,7 +120,8 @@
 	icon_state = "t_mushroom"
 	name = "numerous mushrooms"
 	desc = "A large number of mushrooms, some of which have long, fleshy stems. They're radiating light!"
-	luminosity = 1
+	light_range = 1.5
+	light_power = 2.1
 	harvested_name = "tiny mushrooms"
 	harvested_desc = "A few tiny mushrooms around larger stumps. You can already see them growing back."
 	harvest = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/mushroom_stem
@@ -166,12 +167,12 @@
 	desc = "Some shavings from a tall mushroom. With enough, might serve as a bowl."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/lavaland/ash_flora.dmi'
 	icon_state = "mushroom_shavings"
-	list_reagents = list("sugar" = 3, "ethanol" = 2, "stabilizing_agent" = 3, "minttoxin" = 2)
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	seed = /obj/item/seeds/lavaland/polypore
 	wine_power = 0.2
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/New()
-	..()
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
 	pixel_x = rand(-4, 4)
 	pixel_y = rand(-4, 4)
 
@@ -180,39 +181,105 @@
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/mushroom_leaf
 	name = "mushroom leaf"
 	desc = "A leaf, from a mushroom."
-	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 3, "vitfro" = 2, "nicotine" = 2)
 	icon_state = "mushroom_leaf"
+	seed = /obj/item/seeds/lavaland/porcini
 	wine_power = 0.4
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/mushroom_cap
 	name = "mushroom cap"
 	desc = "The cap of a large mushroom."
-	list_reagents = list("lsd" = 2, "entpoly" = 4, "psilocybin" = 2)
 	icon_state = "mushroom_cap"
+	seed = /obj/item/seeds/lavaland/inocybe
 	wine_power = 0.7
 
-
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/mushroom_stem
 	name = "mushroom stem"
 	desc = "A long mushroom stem. It's slightly glowing."
-	list_reagents = list("tinlux" = 2, "vitamin" = 1, "space_drugs" = 1)
 	icon_state = "mushroom_stem"
-	luminosity = 1
+	seed = /obj/item/seeds/lavaland/ember
 	wine_power = 0.6
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/cactus_fruit
 	name = "cactus fruit"
-	list_reagents = list("vitamin" = 2, "nutriment" = 2, "vitfro" = 4)
 	desc = "A cactus fruit covered in a thick, reddish skin. And some ash."
 	icon_state = "cactus_fruit"
+	seed = /obj/item/seeds/lavaland/cactus
 	wine_power = 0.5
 
-/obj/item/mushroom_bowl
-	name = "mushroom bowl"
-	desc = "A bowl made out of mushrooms. Not food, though it might have contained some at some point."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/lavaland/ash_flora.dmi'
-	icon_state = "mushroom_bowl"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+//SEEDS
+
+/obj/item/seeds/lavaland
+	name = "lavaland seeds"
+	desc = "You should never see this."
+	lifespan = 50
+	endurance = 25
+	maturation = 7
+	production = 4
+	yield = 4
+	potency = 15
+	growthstages = 3
+	rarity = 20
+	reagents_add = list("nutriment" = 0.1)
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
+
+/obj/item/seeds/lavaland/cactus
+	name = "pack of fruiting cactus seeds"
+	desc = "These seeds grow into fruiting cacti."
+	icon_state = "seed-cactus"
+	species = "cactus"
+	plantname = "Fruiting Cactus"
+	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/cactus_fruit
+	genes = list(/datum/plant_gene/trait/fire_resistance)
+	growing_icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_fruits.dmi'
+	growthstages = 2
+	reagents_add = list("vitamin" = 0.04, "nutriment" = 0.04, "vitfro" = 0.08)
+
+/obj/item/seeds/lavaland/polypore
+	name = "pack of polypore mycelium"
+	desc = "This mycelium grows into bracket mushrooms, also known as polypores. Woody and firm, shaft miners often use them for makeshift crafts."
+	icon_state = "mycelium-polypore"
+	species = "polypore"
+	plantname = "Polypore Mushrooms"
+	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/shavings
+	genes = list(/datum/plant_gene/trait/plant_type/fungal_metabolism, /datum/plant_gene/trait/fire_resistance)
+	growing_icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_mushrooms.dmi'
+	reagents_add = list("sugar" = 0.06, "ethanol" = 0.04, "stabilizing_agent" = 0.06, "minttoxin" = 0.02)
+
+/obj/item/seeds/lavaland/porcini
+	name = "pack of porcini mycelium"
+	desc = "This mycelium grows into Boletus edulus, also known as porcini. Native to the late Earth, but discovered on Lavaland. Has culinary, medicinal and relaxant effects."
+	icon_state = "mycelium-porcini"
+	species = "porcini"
+	plantname = "Porcini Mushrooms"
+	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/mushroom_leaf
+	genes = list(/datum/plant_gene/trait/plant_type/fungal_metabolism, /datum/plant_gene/trait/fire_resistance)
+	growing_icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_mushrooms.dmi'
+	reagents_add = list("nutriment" = 0.06, "vitfro" = 0.04, "nicotine" = 0.04)
+
+
+/obj/item/seeds/lavaland/inocybe
+	name = "pack of inocybe mycelium"
+	desc = "This mycelium grows into an inocybe mushroom, a species of Lavaland origin with hallucinatory and toxic effects."
+	icon_state = "mycelium-inocybe"
+	species = "inocybe"
+	plantname = "Inocybe Mushrooms"
+	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/mushroom_cap
+	genes = list(/datum/plant_gene/trait/plant_type/fungal_metabolism, /datum/plant_gene/trait/fire_resistance)
+	growing_icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_mushrooms.dmi'
+	reagents_add = list("lsd" = 0.04, "entpoly" = 0.08, "psilocybin" = 0.04)
+
+/obj/item/seeds/lavaland/ember
+	name = "pack of embershroom mycelium"
+	desc = "This mycelium grows into embershrooms, a species of bioluminescent mushrooms native to Lavaland."
+	icon_state = "mycelium-ember"
+	species = "ember"
+	plantname = "Embershroom Mushrooms"
+	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/mushroom_stem
+	genes = list(/datum/plant_gene/trait/plant_type/fungal_metabolism, /datum/plant_gene/trait/glow, /datum/plant_gene/trait/fire_resistance)
+	growing_icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_mushrooms.dmi'
+	reagents_add = list("tinlux" = 0.04, "vitamin" = 0.02, "space_drugs" = 0.02)
+
+//CRAFTING
 
 //what you can craft with these things
 /datum/crafting_recipe/mushroom_bowl
@@ -221,3 +288,10 @@
 	reqs = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ash_flora/shavings = 5)
 	time = 30
 	category = CAT_PRIMAL
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/mushroom_bowl
+	name = "mushroom bowl"
+	desc = "A bowl made out of mushrooms. Not food, though it might have contained some at some point."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/lavaland/ash_flora.dmi'
+	icon_state = "mushroom_bowl"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food.dm
index 46d2e1f4db3..4dcc8f15a42 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food.dm
@@ -336,6 +336,31 @@
 		M.bodytemperature = min(310, M.bodytemperature + (5 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT))
 	return ..()
 
+/datum/reagent/consumable/garlic
+	name = "Garlic Juice"
+	id = "garlic"
+	description = "Crushed garlic. Chefs love it, but it can make you smell bad."
+	color = "#FEFEFE"
+	taste_description = "garlic"
+	metabolization_rate = 0.15 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/garlic/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	var/update_flags = STATUS_UPDATE_NONE
+	if(ishuman(M))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+		if(H.mind && H.mind.vampire && !H.mind.vampire.get_ability(/datum/vampire_passive/full)) //incapacitating but not lethal.
+			if(prob(min(25, current_cycle)))
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You can't get the scent of garlic out of your nose! You can barely think...</span>")
+				H.Weaken(1)
+				H.Jitter(10)
+				H.fakevomit()
+		else
+			if(H.job == "Chef")
+				if(prob(20)) //stays in the system much longer than sprinkles/banana juice, so heals slower to partially compensate
+					update_flags |= H.adjustBruteLoss(-1, FALSE)
+					update_flags |= H.adjustFireLoss(-1, FALSE)
+	return ..() | update_flags
+
 /datum/reagent/consumable/sprinkles
 	name = "Sprinkles"
 	id = "sprinkles"
@@ -941,7 +966,7 @@
 	id = "entpoly"
 	description = "An ichor, derived from a certain mushroom, makes for a bad time."
 	color = "#1d043d"
-	taste_description = "mold"
+	taste_description = "bitter mushroom"
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/entpoly/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	var/update_flags = STATUS_UPDATE_NONE
@@ -960,13 +985,13 @@
 	id = "tinlux"
 	description = "A stimulating ichor which causes luminescent fungi to grow on the skin. "
 	color = "#b5a213"
-	var/light_activated = 0
-	taste_description = "mold"
+	var/light_activated = FALSE
+	taste_description = "tingling mushroom"
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/tinlux/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(!light_activated)
 		M.set_light(2)
-		light_activated = 1
+		light_activated = TRUE
 	return ..()
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/tinlux/on_mob_delete(mob/living/M)
@@ -978,11 +1003,11 @@
 	description = "A bubbly paste that heals wounds of the skin."
 	color = "#d3a308"
 	nutriment_factor = 3 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
-	taste_description = "sweetness"
+	taste_description = "fruity mushroom"
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/vitfro/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	var/update_flags = STATUS_UPDATE_NONE
 	if(prob(80))
 		update_flags |= M.adjustBruteLoss(-1 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER, FALSE)
 		update_flags |= M.adjustFireLoss(-1 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER, FALSE)
-	return ..() | update_flags
+	return ..() | update_flags
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing.dmi b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing.dmi
index d66cdc2c0dd..438d764cd11 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing.dmi and b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_flowers.dmi b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_flowers.dmi
index cceb7491212..e0476c80fe8 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_flowers.dmi and b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_flowers.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_fruits.dmi b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_fruits.dmi
index 8259c77f570..90583ad14cb 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_fruits.dmi and b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_fruits.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_mushrooms.dmi b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_mushrooms.dmi
index 7a0eedbdae7..20633cf85b3 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_mushrooms.dmi and b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_mushrooms.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_vegetables.dmi b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_vegetables.dmi
index 9fc1520175e..c13ce2d5210 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_vegetables.dmi and b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_vegetables.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/hydroponics/harvest.dmi b/icons/obj/hydroponics/harvest.dmi
index 3059eabe629..2259813e20c 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/hydroponics/harvest.dmi and b/icons/obj/hydroponics/harvest.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/hydroponics/seeds.dmi b/icons/obj/hydroponics/seeds.dmi
index 353d2811e67..fd35ff9a2bd 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/hydroponics/seeds.dmi and b/icons/obj/hydroponics/seeds.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/lavaland/ash_flora.dmi b/icons/obj/lavaland/ash_flora.dmi
index d58541612d2..c8c128a0ab5 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/lavaland/ash_flora.dmi and b/icons/obj/lavaland/ash_flora.dmi differ
diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index 18012618db5..740c4715447 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -1600,6 +1600,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\cotton.dm"
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\eggplant.dm"
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\flowers.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\garlic.dm"
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\grass_carpet.dm"
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\herbals.dm"
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\kudzu.dm"