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Adds a isDay() function and isAprilFools() macro function which uses isDay() to determine if it is month 4 day 1. GET BUSY.
Other shenanigans. git-svn-id: http://tgstation13.googlecode.com/svn/trunk@3361 316c924e-a436-60f5-8080-3fe189b3f50e
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@@ -457,6 +457,218 @@
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if ("help")
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src << "blink, blink_r, blush, bow-(none)/mob, burp, choke, chuckle, clap, collapse, cough,\ncry, custom, deathgasp, drool, eyebrow, frown, gasp, giggle, groan, grumble, handshake, hug-(none)/mob, glare-(none)/mob,\ngrin, laugh, look-(none)/mob, moan, mumble, nod, pale, point-atom, raise, salute, shake, shiver, shrug,\nsigh, signal-#1-10, smile, sneeze, sniff, snore, stare-(none)/mob, tremble, twitch, twitch_s, whimper,\nwink, yawn"
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if ("fart")
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if(isAprilFools())
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var/gtext = "his"
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if(gender == FEMALE)
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gtext = "her"
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switch(rand(1, 48))
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if(1)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> lets out a girly little 'toot' from [gtext] butt."
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if(2)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts loudly!"
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if(3)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> lets one rip!"
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if(4)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts! It sounds wet and smells like rotten eggs."
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if(5)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts robustly!"
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if(6)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farted! It reminds you of your grandmother's queefs."
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if(7)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> queefed out [gtext] ass!"
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if(8)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farted! It reminds you of your grandmother's queefs."
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if(9)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts a ten second long fart."
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if(10)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> groans and moans, farting like the world depended on it."
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if(11)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> breaks wind!"
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if(12)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> expels intestinal gas through the anus."
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if(13)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> release an audible discharge of intestinal gas."
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if(14)
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message = "\red <B>[src]</B> is a farting motherfucker!!!"
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if(15)
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message = "\red <B>[src]</B> suffers from flatulence!"
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if(16)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> releases flatus."
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if(17)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> releases gas generated in his digestive tract, [gtext] stomach and [gtext] intestines. \red<B>It stinks way bad!</B>"
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if(18)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts like your mom used to!"
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if(19)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts. It smells like Soylent Surprise!"
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if(20)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts. It smells like pizza!"
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if(21)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts. It smells like George Melons' perfume!"
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if(22)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts. It smells like atmos in here now!"
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if(23)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts. It smells like medbay in here now!"
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if(24)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts. It smells like the bridge in here now!"
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if(25)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts like a pubby!"
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if(26)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts like a goone!"
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if(27)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts so hard poop came out with it, but dares not look."
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if(28)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts delicately."
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if(29)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts timidly."
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if(30)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts very, very quietly. The stench is OVERPOWERING."
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if(31)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts and says, \"Mmm! Delightful aroma!\""
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if(32)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts and says, \"Mmm! Sexy!\""
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if(33)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts and fondles [gtext] own buttocks."
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if(34)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts and fondles YOUR buttocks."
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if(35)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> fart in [gtext] own mouth. A shameful [src]."
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if(36)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts out pure plasma! \red<B>FUCK!</B>"
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if(37)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts out pure oxygen. What the fuck did he eat?"
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if(38)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> breaks wind noisily!"
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if(39)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> releases gas with the power of the gods! The very station trembles!!"
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if(40)
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message = "<B>[src] \red f \blue a \black r \red t \blue s \black !</B>"
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if(41)
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message = "<B>[src] shat [gtext] pants!</B>"
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if(42)
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message = "<B>[src] shat [gtext] pants!</B> Oh, no, that was just a really nasty fart."
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if(43)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> is a flatulent whore."
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if(44)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> likes the smell of his own farts."
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if(45)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> doesnt wipe after he poops."
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if(46)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts! Now [gtext] ass smells like Uhangay."
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if(47)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> farts so loud [gtext] buttocks causes a gravity well in the spacetime continuum!"
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if(48)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> laughs and [gtext] breath smells like a fart."
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playsound(src.loc, 'poo2.ogg', 50, 1)
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if("piss", "pee", "tinkle")
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if(isAprilFools())
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if(src.urine < 3)
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if(src.gender == MALE)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> unzips his pants and waves his dick around."
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else
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message = "<B>[src]</B> lowers her pants and squats near the floor."
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else
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if((locate(/obj/machinery/disposal/toilet) in src.loc) && (src.buckled != null) && (src.poo >= 3))
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for(var/obj/machinery/disposal/toilet/T in src.loc)
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if(src.gender == MALE)
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message = "\blue <B>[src]</B> unzips his pants and urinates in the toilet."
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else
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message = "\blue <B>[src]</B> lowers her pants, sits on the toilet and urinates."
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src.urine -= 3
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else
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var/shat_on_other = 0
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for(var/mob/living/M in src.loc)
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if(M == src)
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continue
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message = "\red <B>[src]</B> pisses all over [M]!"
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shat_on_other = 1
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break
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if(!shat_on_other)
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message = pick("<B>[src]</B> pisses on the floor.", "<B>[src]</B> pisses all over the floor!", "<B>[src]</B> unzips their pants and pisses all over the floor.")
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src.urine -= 3
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src.loc.add_piss_floor(src)
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if("poo", "poop", "shit", "crap")
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if(isAprilFools())
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if(src.poo < 3)
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message = "<B>[src]</B> grunts for a moment. Nothing happens."
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else
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if((locate(/obj/machinery/disposal/toilet) in src.loc) && (src.buckled != null) && (src.poo >= 3))
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for(var/obj/machinery/disposal/toilet/T in src.loc)
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message = pick("<B>[src]</B> unzips their pants and poops in the toilet.", "<B>[src]</B> farts out a steamer.", "\blue THHBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!")
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playsound(src.loc, 'poo2.ogg', 50, 1)
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src.poo -= 3
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else if(istype(src.wear_suit, /obj/item/clothing/suit))
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message = pick("<B>[src]</B> shits in their pants!", "<B>[src]</B> poos in their suit!", "\blue THHHHHHBBBBBBBBT!")
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playsound(src.loc, 'poo2.ogg', 50, 1)
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src.poo -= 3
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else if(istype(src.w_uniform, /obj/item/clothing/under))
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message = pick("<B>[src]</B> shits in their pants!", "<B>[src]</B> poos in their suit!", "\blue THHHHHHBBBBBBBBT!")
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playsound(src.loc, 'poo2.ogg', 50, 1)
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src.poo -= 3
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else
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var/shat_on_other = 0
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for(var/mob/living/M in src.loc)
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if(M == src)
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continue
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message = "\red <B>[src]</B> shits all over [M]!"
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shat_on_other = 1
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break
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if(!shat_on_other)
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message = pick("<B>[src]</B> shits on the floor.", "<B>[src]</B> poops all over the floor!", "<B>[src]</B> squeezes out a turd.")
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src.poo -= 3
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src.loc.add_poo_floor(src)
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playsound(src.loc, 'poo2.ogg', 50, 1)
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else
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src << "\blue Unusable emote '[act]'. Say *help for a list."
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else if (m_type & 2)
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for (var/mob/O in hearers(src.loc, null))
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O.show_message(message, m_type)
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else
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src << "\blue Unusable emote '[act]'. Say *help for a list."
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var/jitteriness = 0//Carbon
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var/charges = 0.0
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var/nutrition = 400.0//Carbon
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var/poo = 0.0 // APRIL FOOLS
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var/urine = 0.0
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var/overeatduration = 0 // How long this guy is overeating //Carbon
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var/paralysis = 0.0
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var/stunned = 0.0
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