diff --git a/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm b/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
index 219eedc247a..a1f46429877 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
@@ -134,7 +134,6 @@
 
 	src.icon_state = "pod_1"
 	//Get the clone body ready
-	src.occupant.rejuv = 10
 	src.occupant.adjustCloneLoss(190) //new damage var so you can't eject a clone early then stab them to abuse the current damage system --NeoFite
 	src.occupant.adjustBrainLoss(90)
 	src.occupant.Paralyse(4)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
index 5bf2e3847d7..df4f065bd17 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
@@ -533,11 +533,12 @@ In all, this is a lot like the monkey code. /N
 	return
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/updatehealth()
-	if (nodamage == 0)
-	//oxyloss is only used for suicide
-	//toxloss isn't used for aliens, its actually used as alien powers!!
-		health = 100 - getOxyLoss() - getFireLoss() - getBruteLoss()
-	else
+	if(nodamage)
 		health = 100
 		stat = 0
+	else
+		//oxyloss is only used for suicide
+		//toxloss isn't used for aliens, its actually used as alien powers!!
+		health = 100 - getOxyLoss() - getFireLoss() - getBruteLoss()
+
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm
index 9556f42bf75..2bfcca3be01 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm
@@ -12,12 +12,12 @@
 	set invisibility = 0
 	set background = 1
 
-	if (src.monkeyizing)
+	if (monkeyizing)
 		return
 
 	..()
 
-	if (src.stat != DEAD) //still breathing
+	if (stat != DEAD) //still breathing
 
 		//First, resolve location and get a breath
 
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@
 	//blinded get reset each cycle and then get activated later in the
 	//code. Very ugly. I dont care. Moving this stuff here so its easy
 	//to find it.
-	src.blinded = null
+	blinded = null
 
 	//Disease Check
 	handle_virus_updates()
@@ -59,8 +59,6 @@
 
 	//Status updates, death etc.
 	handle_regular_status_updates()
-
-	// Yup.
 	update_canmove()
 
 	// Grabbing
@@ -70,501 +68,477 @@
 	if(client)
 		handle_regular_hud_updates()
 
-	clamp_values()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid
-	proc
-		clamp_values()
+	proc/handle_disabilities()
+		if (disabilities & 2)
+			if ((prob(1) && paralysis < 10 && r_epil < 1))
+				src << "\red You have a seizure!"
+				Paralyse(10)
+		if (disabilities & 4)
+			if ((prob(5) && paralysis <= 1 && r_ch_cou < 1))
+				drop_item()
+				spawn( 0 )
+					emote("cough")
+					return
+		if (disabilities & 8)
+			if ((prob(10) && paralysis <= 1 && r_Tourette < 1))
+				Stun(10)
+				spawn( 0 )
+					emote("twitch")
+					return
+		if (disabilities & 16)
+			if (prob(10))
+				stuttering = max(10, stuttering)
 
-//			SetStunned(min(stunned, 20))
-			SetParalysis(min(paralysis, 20))
-//			SetWeakened(min(weakened, 20))
-			sleeping = max(min(sleeping, 20), 0)
-			adjustBruteLoss(0)
-			adjustToxLoss(0)
-			adjustOxyLoss(0)
-			adjustFireLoss(0)
+	proc/update_mind()
+		if(!mind && client)
+			mind = new
+			mind.current = src
+			mind.assigned_role = "Hunter"
+			mind.key = key
 
+	proc/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
 
-		handle_disabilities()
+		if(getFireLoss())
+			if((COLD_RESISTANCE in mutations) || prob(50))
+				switch(getFireLoss())
+					if(1 to 50)
+						adjustFireLoss(-1)
+					if(51 to 100)
+						adjustFireLoss(-5)
 
-			if (src.disabilities & 2)
-				if ((prob(1) && src.paralysis < 10 && src.r_epil < 1))
-					src << "\red You have a seizure!"
-					Paralyse(10)
-			if (src.disabilities & 4)
-				if ((prob(5) && src.paralysis <= 1 && src.r_ch_cou < 1))
-					src.drop_item()
-					spawn( 0 )
-						emote("cough")
-						return
-			if (src.disabilities & 8)
-				if ((prob(10) && src.paralysis <= 1 && src.r_Tourette < 1))
-					Stun(10)
-					spawn( 0 )
-						emote("twitch")
-						return
-			if (src.disabilities & 16)
-				if (prob(10))
-					src.stuttering = max(10, src.stuttering)
+		if ((HULK in mutations) && health <= 25)
+			mutations.Remove(HULK)
+			src << "\red You suddenly feel very weak."
+			Weaken(3)
+			emote("collapse")
 
-		update_mind()
-			if(!mind && client)
-				mind = new
-				mind.current = src
-				mind.assigned_role = "Hunter"
-				mind.key = key
-
-		handle_mutations_and_radiation()
-
-			if(src.getFireLoss())
-				if((COLD_RESISTANCE in src.mutations) || prob(50))
-					switch(src.getFireLoss())
-						if(1 to 50)
-							src.adjustFireLoss(-1)
-						if(51 to 100)
-							src.adjustFireLoss(-5)
-
-			if ((HULK in src.mutations) && src.health <= 25)
-				src.mutations.Remove(HULK)
-				src << "\red You suddenly feel very weak."
-				Weaken(3)
+		if (radiation)
+			if (radiation > 100)
+				radiation = 100
+				Weaken(10)
+				src << "\red You feel weak."
 				emote("collapse")
 
-			if (src.radiation)
-				if (src.radiation > 100)
-					src.radiation = 100
-					Weaken(10)
-					src << "\red You feel weak."
-					emote("collapse")
+			if (radiation < 0)
+				radiation = 0
 
-				if (src.radiation < 0)
-					src.radiation = 0
+			switch(radiation)
+				if(1 to 49)
+					radiation--
+					if(prob(25))
+						adjustToxLoss(1)
+						updatehealth()
 
-				switch(src.radiation)
-					if(1 to 49)
-						src.radiation--
-						if(prob(25))
-							src.adjustToxLoss(1)
-							src.updatehealth()
+				if(50 to 74)
+					radiation -= 2
+					adjustToxLoss(1)
+					if(prob(5))
+						radiation -= 5
+						Weaken(3)
+						src << "\red You feel weak."
+						emote("collapse")
+					updatehealth()
 
-					if(50 to 74)
-						src.radiation -= 2
-						src.adjustToxLoss(1)
-						if(prob(5))
-							src.radiation -= 5
-							Weaken(3)
-							src << "\red You feel weak."
-							emote("collapse")
-						src.updatehealth()
-
-					if(75 to 100)
-						src.radiation -= 3
-						src.adjustToxLoss(3)
-						if(prob(1))
-							src << "\red You mutate!"
-							randmutb(src)
-							domutcheck(src,null)
-							emote("gasp")
-						src.updatehealth()
+				if(75 to 100)
+					radiation -= 3
+					adjustToxLoss(3)
+					if(prob(1))
+						src << "\red You mutate!"
+						randmutb(src)
+						domutcheck(src,null)
+						emote("gasp")
+					updatehealth()
 
 
-		breathe()
-			if(src.reagents)
-				if(src.reagents.has_reagent("lexorin")) return
-			if(istype(loc, /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/cryo_cell)) return
+	proc/breathe()
+		if(reagents)
+			if(reagents.has_reagent("lexorin")) return
+		if(istype(loc, /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/cryo_cell)) return
 
-			var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = loc.return_air()
-			var/datum/air_group/breath
-			// HACK NEED CHANGING LATER
-			if(src.health < 0)
-				src.losebreath++
+		var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = loc.return_air()
+		var/datum/air_group/breath
+		// HACK NEED CHANGING LATER
+		if(health < 0)
+			losebreath++
 
-			if(losebreath>0) //Suffocating so do not take a breath
-				src.losebreath--
-				if (prob(75)) //High chance of gasping for air
-					spawn emote("gasp")
+		if(losebreath>0) //Suffocating so do not take a breath
+			losebreath--
+			if (prob(75)) //High chance of gasping for air
+				spawn emote("gasp")
+			if(istype(loc, /obj/))
+				var/obj/location_as_object = loc
+				location_as_object.handle_internal_lifeform(src, 0)
+		else
+			//First, check for air from internal atmosphere (using an air tank and mask generally)
+			breath = get_breath_from_internal(BREATH_VOLUME)
+
+			//No breath from internal atmosphere so get breath from location
+			if(!breath)
+				if(istype(loc, /obj/))
+					var/obj/location_as_object = loc
+					breath = location_as_object.handle_internal_lifeform(src, BREATH_VOLUME)
+				else if(istype(loc, /turf/))
+					var/breath_moles = 0
+					/*if(environment.return_pressure() > ONE_ATMOSPHERE)
+						// Loads of air around (pressure effect will be handled elsewhere), so lets just take a enough to fill our lungs at normal atmos pressure (using n = Pv/RT)
+						breath_moles = (ONE_ATMOSPHERE*BREATH_VOLUME/R_IDEAL_GAS_EQUATION*environment.temperature)
+					else*/
+						// Not enough air around, take a percentage of what's there to model this properly
+					breath_moles = environment.total_moles()*BREATH_PERCENTAGE
+
+					breath = loc.remove_air(breath_moles)
+
+					// Handle chem smoke effect  -- Doohl
+					for(var/obj/effect/effect/chem_smoke/smoke in view(1, src))
+						if(smoke.reagents.total_volume)
+							smoke.reagents.reaction(src, INGEST)
+							spawn(5)
+								if(smoke)
+									smoke.reagents.copy_to(src, 10) // I dunno, maybe the reagents enter the blood stream through the lungs?
+							break // If they breathe in the nasty stuff once, no need to continue checking
+
+
+			else //Still give containing object the chance to interact
 				if(istype(loc, /obj/))
 					var/obj/location_as_object = loc
 					location_as_object.handle_internal_lifeform(src, 0)
-			else
-				//First, check for air from internal atmosphere (using an air tank and mask generally)
-				breath = get_breath_from_internal(BREATH_VOLUME)
 
-				//No breath from internal atmosphere so get breath from location
-				if(!breath)
-					if(istype(loc, /obj/))
-						var/obj/location_as_object = loc
-						breath = location_as_object.handle_internal_lifeform(src, BREATH_VOLUME)
-					else if(istype(loc, /turf/))
-						var/breath_moles = 0
-						/*if(environment.return_pressure() > ONE_ATMOSPHERE)
-							// Loads of air around (pressure effect will be handled elsewhere), so lets just take a enough to fill our lungs at normal atmos pressure (using n = Pv/RT)
-							breath_moles = (ONE_ATMOSPHERE*BREATH_VOLUME/R_IDEAL_GAS_EQUATION*environment.temperature)
-						else*/
-							// Not enough air around, take a percentage of what's there to model this properly
-						breath_moles = environment.total_moles()*BREATH_PERCENTAGE
+		handle_breath(breath)
 
-						breath = loc.remove_air(breath_moles)
-
-						// Handle chem smoke effect  -- Doohl
-						for(var/obj/effect/effect/chem_smoke/smoke in view(1, src))
-							if(smoke.reagents.total_volume)
-								smoke.reagents.reaction(src, INGEST)
-								spawn(5)
-									if(smoke)
-										smoke.reagents.copy_to(src, 10) // I dunno, maybe the reagents enter the blood stream through the lungs?
-								break // If they breathe in the nasty stuff once, no need to continue checking
+		if(breath)
+			loc.assume_air(breath)
 
 
-				else //Still give containing object the chance to interact
-					if(istype(loc, /obj/))
-						var/obj/location_as_object = loc
-						location_as_object.handle_internal_lifeform(src, 0)
-
-			handle_breath(breath)
-
-			if(breath)
-				loc.assume_air(breath)
-
-
-		get_breath_from_internal(volume_needed)
+	proc/get_breath_from_internal(volume_needed)
+		if(internal)
+			if (!contents.Find(internal))
+				internal = null
+			if (!wear_mask || !(wear_mask.flags & MASKINTERNALS) )
+				internal = null
 			if(internal)
-				if (!contents.Find(src.internal))
-					internal = null
-				if (!wear_mask || !(wear_mask.flags & MASKINTERNALS) )
-					internal = null
-				if(internal)
-					if (src.internals)
-						src.internals.icon_state = "internal1"
-					return internal.remove_air_volume(volume_needed)
-				else
-					if (src.internals)
-						src.internals.icon_state = "internal0"
-			return null
+				if (internals)
+					internals.icon_state = "internal1"
+				return internal.remove_air_volume(volume_needed)
+			else
+				if (internals)
+					internals.icon_state = "internal0"
+		return null
 
-		handle_breath(datum/gas_mixture/breath)
-			if(src.nodamage)
-				return
+	proc/handle_breath(datum/gas_mixture/breath)
+		if(nodamage)
+			return
 
-			if(!breath || (breath.total_moles() == 0))
-				//Aliens breathe in vaccuum
-				return 0
+		if(!breath || (breath.total_moles() == 0))
+			//Aliens breathe in vaccuum
+			return 0
 
-			var/toxins_used = 0
-			var/breath_pressure = (breath.total_moles()*R_IDEAL_GAS_EQUATION*breath.temperature)/BREATH_VOLUME
+		var/toxins_used = 0
+		var/breath_pressure = (breath.total_moles()*R_IDEAL_GAS_EQUATION*breath.temperature)/BREATH_VOLUME
 
-			//Partial pressure of the toxins in our breath
-			var/Toxins_pp = (breath.toxins/breath.total_moles())*breath_pressure
+		//Partial pressure of the toxins in our breath
+		var/Toxins_pp = (breath.toxins/breath.total_moles())*breath_pressure
 
-			if(Toxins_pp) // Detect toxins in air
+		if(Toxins_pp) // Detect toxins in air
 
-				adjustToxLoss(breath.toxins*250)
-				toxins_alert = max(toxins_alert, 1)
+			adjustToxLoss(breath.toxins*250)
+			toxins_alert = max(toxins_alert, 1)
 
-				toxins_used = breath.toxins
+			toxins_used = breath.toxins
+
+		else
+			toxins_alert = 0
+
+		//Breathe in toxins and out oxygen
+		breath.toxins -= toxins_used
+		breath.oxygen += toxins_used
+
+		if(breath.temperature > (T0C+66) && !(COLD_RESISTANCE in mutations)) // Hot air hurts :(
+			if(prob(20))
+				src << "\red You feel a searing heat in your lungs!"
+			fire_alert = max(fire_alert, 1)
+		else
+			fire_alert = 0
+
+		//Temporary fixes to the alerts.
+
+		return 1
+
+	proc/handle_environment()
+
+		//If there are alien weeds on the ground then heal if needed or give some toxins
+		if(locate(/obj/effect/alien/weeds) in loc)
+			if(health >= 100)
+				adjustToxLoss(15)
 
 			else
-				toxins_alert = 0
-
-			//Breathe in toxins and out oxygen
-			breath.toxins -= toxins_used
-			breath.oxygen += toxins_used
-
-			if(breath.temperature > (T0C+66) && !(COLD_RESISTANCE in src.mutations)) // Hot air hurts :(
-				if(prob(20))
-					src << "\red You feel a searing heat in your lungs!"
-				fire_alert = max(fire_alert, 1)
-			else
-				fire_alert = 0
-
-			//Temporary fixes to the alerts.
-
-			return 1
-
-		handle_environment()
-
-			//If there are alien weeds on the ground then heal if needed or give some toxins
-			if(locate(/obj/effect/alien/weeds) in loc)
-				if(health >= 100)
-					adjustToxLoss(15)
-
-				else
-					adjustBruteLoss(-15)
-					adjustFireLoss(-15)
+				adjustBruteLoss(-15)
+				adjustFireLoss(-15)
 
 
 
-		adjust_body_temperature(current, loc_temp, boost)
-			var/temperature = current
-			var/difference = abs(current-loc_temp)	//get difference
-			var/increments// = difference/10			//find how many increments apart they are
-			if(difference > 50)
-				increments = difference/5
-			else
-				increments = difference/10
-			var/change = increments*boost	// Get the amount to change by (x per increment)
-			var/temp_change
-			if(current < loc_temp)
-				temperature = min(loc_temp, temperature+change)
-			else if(current > loc_temp)
-				temperature = max(loc_temp, temperature-change)
-			temp_change = (temperature - current)
-			return temp_change
+	proc/adjust_body_temperature(current, loc_temp, boost)
+		var/temperature = current
+		var/difference = abs(current-loc_temp)	//get difference
+		var/increments// = difference/10			//find how many increments apart they are
+		if(difference > 50)
+			increments = difference/5
+		else
+			increments = difference/10
+		var/change = increments*boost	// Get the amount to change by (x per increment)
+		var/temp_change
+		if(current < loc_temp)
+			temperature = min(loc_temp, temperature+change)
+		else if(current > loc_temp)
+			temperature = max(loc_temp, temperature-change)
+		temp_change = (temperature - current)
+		return temp_change
 
-		get_thermal_protection()
-			var/thermal_protection = 1.0
-			//Handle normal clothing
-			if(head && (head.body_parts_covered & HEAD))
-				thermal_protection += 0.5
-			if(wear_suit && (wear_suit.body_parts_covered & UPPER_TORSO))
-				thermal_protection += 0.5
-			if(wear_suit && (wear_suit.body_parts_covered & LEGS))
-				thermal_protection += 0.2
-			if(wear_suit && (wear_suit.body_parts_covered & ARMS))
-				thermal_protection += 0.2
-			if(wear_suit && (wear_suit.body_parts_covered & HANDS))
-				thermal_protection += 0.2
-			if(wear_suit && (wear_suit.flags & SUITSPACE))
-				thermal_protection += 3
-			if(COLD_RESISTANCE in src.mutations)
-				thermal_protection += 5
+	proc/get_thermal_protection()
+		var/thermal_protection = 1.0
+		//Handle normal clothing
+		if(head && (head.body_parts_covered & HEAD))
+			thermal_protection += 0.5
+		if(wear_suit && (wear_suit.body_parts_covered & UPPER_TORSO))
+			thermal_protection += 0.5
+		if(wear_suit && (wear_suit.body_parts_covered & LEGS))
+			thermal_protection += 0.2
+		if(wear_suit && (wear_suit.body_parts_covered & ARMS))
+			thermal_protection += 0.2
+		if(wear_suit && (wear_suit.body_parts_covered & HANDS))
+			thermal_protection += 0.2
+		if(wear_suit && (wear_suit.flags & SUITSPACE))
+			thermal_protection += 3
+		if(COLD_RESISTANCE in mutations)
+			thermal_protection += 5
 
-			return thermal_protection
+		return thermal_protection
 
-		add_fire_protection(var/temp)
-			var/fire_prot = 0
-			if(head)
-				if(head.protective_temperature > temp)
-					fire_prot += (head.protective_temperature/10)
-			if(wear_mask)
-				if(wear_mask.protective_temperature > temp)
-					fire_prot += (wear_mask.protective_temperature/10)
-			if(wear_suit)
-				if(wear_suit.protective_temperature > temp)
-					fire_prot += (wear_suit.protective_temperature/10)
+	proc/add_fire_protection(var/temp)
+		var/fire_prot = 0
+		if(head)
+			if(head.protective_temperature > temp)
+				fire_prot += (head.protective_temperature/10)
+		if(wear_mask)
+			if(wear_mask.protective_temperature > temp)
+				fire_prot += (wear_mask.protective_temperature/10)
+		if(wear_suit)
+			if(wear_suit.protective_temperature > temp)
+				fire_prot += (wear_suit.protective_temperature/10)
 
 
-			return fire_prot
+		return fire_prot
 
-		handle_chemicals_in_body()
+	proc/handle_chemicals_in_body()
 
-			if(reagents) reagents.metabolize(src)
+		if(reagents) reagents.metabolize(src)
 
-			if(FAT in mutations)
-				if(nutrition < 100)
-					if(prob(round((50 - src.nutrition) / 100)))
-						src << "\blue You feel fit again!"
-						src.mutations.Remove(FAT)
-			else
-				if(nutrition > 500)
-					if(prob(5 + round((src.nutrition - 200) / 2)))
-						src << "\red You suddenly feel blubbery!"
-						src.mutations.Add(FAT)
+		if(FAT in mutations)
+			if(nutrition < 100)
+				if(prob(round((50 - nutrition) / 100)))
+					src << "\blue You feel fit again!"
+					mutations.Remove(FAT)
+		else
+			if(nutrition > 500)
+				if(prob(5 + round((nutrition - 200) / 2)))
+					src << "\red You suddenly feel blubbery!"
+					mutations.Add(FAT)
 
-			if (src.nutrition > 0)
-				src.nutrition -= HUNGER_FACTOR
+		if (nutrition > 0)
+			nutrition -= HUNGER_FACTOR
 
-			if (src.drowsyness)
-				src.drowsyness--
-				src.eye_blurry = max(2, src.eye_blurry)
-				if (prob(5))
-					src.sleeping += 1
-					src.Paralyse(5)
+		if (drowsyness)
+			drowsyness--
+			eye_blurry = max(2, eye_blurry)
+			if (prob(5))
+				sleeping += 1
+				Paralyse(5)
 
-			confused = max(0, confused - 1)
-			// decrement dizziness counter, clamped to 0
-			if(resting)
-				dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 5)
-				jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 5)
-			else
-				dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 1)
-				jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 1)
+		confused = max(0, confused - 1)
+		// decrement dizziness counter, clamped to 0
+		if(resting)
+			dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 5)
+			jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 5)
+		else
+			dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 1)
+			jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 1)
 
-			src.updatehealth()
+		updatehealth()
 
-			return //TODO: DEFERRED
+		return //TODO: DEFERRED
 
-		handle_regular_status_updates()
 
-			health = 100 - (getOxyLoss() + getFireLoss() + getBruteLoss() + getCloneLoss())
+	proc/handle_regular_status_updates()
+		updatehealth()
 
-			if(getOxyLoss() > 50) Paralyse(3)
+		if(stat == DEAD)	//DEAD. BROWN BREAD. SWIMMING WITH THE SPESS CARP
+			blinded = 1
+			silent = 0
+		else				//ALIVE. LIGHTS ARE ON
+			if(health < config.health_threshold_dead || brain_op_stage == 4.0)
+				death()
+				blinded = 1
+				stat = DEAD
+				silent = 0
+				return 1
 
-			if(src.sleeping)
+			//UNCONSCIOUS. NO-ONE IS HOME
+			if( (getOxyLoss() > 50) || (config.health_threshold_crit > health) )
+				if( health <= 20 && prob(1) )
+					spawn(0)
+						emote("gasp")
+				if(!reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline"))
+					adjustOxyLoss(1)
 				Paralyse(3)
-				//if (prob(10) && health) emote("snore") //Invalid emote for aliens, but it might be worth making sleep noticeable somehow -Yvarov
-				src.sleeping--
 
-//			if(src.resting)
-//				Weaken(5)
+			if(paralysis)
+				AdjustParalysis(-1)
+				blinded = 1
+				stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+			else if(sleeping)
+				sleeping = max(sleeping-1, 0)
+				blinded = 1
+				stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+				if( prob(10) && health )
+					spawn(0)
+						emote("hiss")
+			//CONSCIOUS
+			else
+				stat = CONSCIOUS
 
+			/*	What in the living hell is this?*/
 			if(move_delay_add > 0)
 				move_delay_add = max(0, move_delay_add - rand(1, 2))
 
-			if(health < config.health_threshold_dead || src.brain_op_stage == 4.0)
-				death()
-			else if(src.health < config.health_threshold_crit)
-				if(src.health <= 20 && prob(1)) spawn(0) emote("gasp")
+			//Eyes
+			if(sdisabilities & 1)		//disabled-blind, doesn't get better on its own
+				blinded = 1
+			else if(eye_blind)			//blindness, heals slowly over time
+				eye_blind = max(eye_blind-1,0)
+				blinded = 1
+			else if(eye_blurry)	//blurry eyes heal slowly
+				eye_blurry = max(eye_blurry-1, 0)
 
-				//if(!src.rejuv) src.oxyloss++
-				if(!src.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) src.adjustOxyLoss(1)
+			//Ears
+			if(sdisabilities & 4)		//disabled-deaf, doesn't get better on its own
+				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf, 1)
+			else if(ear_deaf)			//deafness, heals slowly over time
+				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf-1, 0)
+			else if(ear_damage < 25)	//ear damage heals slowly under this threshold. otherwise you'll need earmuffs
+				ear_damage = max(ear_damage-0.05, 0)
 
-				if(src.stat != 2)	src.stat = 1
-				Paralyse(5)
+			//Other
+			if(stunned)
+				AdjustStunned(-1)
 
-			if (src.stat != DEAD) //Alive.
+			if(weakened)
+				weakened = max(weakened-1,0)	//before you get mad Rockdtben: I done this so update_canmove isn't called multiple times
 
-				if (resting || src.paralysis || src.stunned || src.weakened) //Stunned etc.
-					if (resting)
-						src.lying = 1
-					if (src.stunned > 0)
-						AdjustStunned(-1)
-						src.stat = 0
-					if (src.weakened > 0)
-						AdjustWeakened(-1)
-						src.lying = 1
-						src.stat = 0
-					if (src.paralysis > 0)
-						AdjustParalysis(-1)
-						src.blinded = 1
-						src.lying = 1
-						src.stat = 1
-					drop_item()
-					hand = !hand
-					drop_item()
-					hand = !hand
+			if(stuttering)
+				stuttering = max(stuttering-1, 0)
 
-				else	//Not stunned.
-					src.lying = 0
-					src.stat = 0
+			if(silent)
+				silent = max(silent-1, 0)
 
-			else //Dead.
-				src.lying = 1
-				src.blinded = 1
-				src.stat = 2
-
-			if (src.stuttering) src.stuttering--
-
-			if (src.eye_blind)
-				src.eye_blind--
-				src.blinded = 1
-
-			if (src.ear_deaf > 0) src.ear_deaf--
-			if (src.ear_damage < 25)
-				src.ear_damage -= 0.05
-				src.ear_damage = max(src.ear_damage, 0)
-
-			src.density = !( src.lying )
-
-			if ((src.sdisabilities & 1))
-				src.blinded = 1
-			if ((src.sdisabilities & 4))
-				src.ear_deaf = 1
-
-			if (src.eye_blurry > 0)
-				src.eye_blurry--
-				src.eye_blurry = max(0, src.eye_blurry)
-
-			if (src.druggy > 0)
-				src.druggy--
-				src.druggy = max(0, src.druggy)
-
-			return 1
-
-		handle_regular_hud_updates()
-
-			if (src.stat == 2 || (XRAY in src.mutations))
-				src.sight |= SEE_TURFS
-				src.sight |= SEE_MOBS
-				src.sight |= SEE_OBJS
-				src.see_in_dark = 8
-				src.see_invisible = 2
-			else if (src.stat != 2)
-				src.sight |= SEE_MOBS
-				src.sight &= ~SEE_TURFS
-				src.sight &= ~SEE_OBJS
-				src.see_in_dark = 4
-				src.see_invisible = 2
-
-			if (src.sleep) src.sleep.icon_state = text("sleep[]", src.sleeping)
-			if (src.rest) src.rest.icon_state = text("rest[]", src.resting)
-
-			if (src.healths)
-				if (src.stat != 2)
-					switch(health)
-						if(100 to INFINITY)
-							src.healths.icon_state = "health0"
-						if(75 to 100)
-							src.healths.icon_state = "health1"
-						if(50 to 75)
-							src.healths.icon_state = "health2"
-						if(25 to 50)
-							src.healths.icon_state = "health3"
-						if(0 to 25)
-							src.healths.icon_state = "health4"
-						else
-							src.healths.icon_state = "health5"
-				else
-					src.healths.icon_state = "health6"
-
-			if(src.pullin)	src.pullin.icon_state = "pull[src.pulling ? 1 : 0]"
+			if(druggy)
+				druggy = max(druggy-1, 0)
+		return 1
 
 
-			if (src.toxin)	src.toxin.icon_state = "tox[src.toxins_alert ? 1 : 0]"
-			if (src.oxygen) src.oxygen.icon_state = "oxy[src.oxygen_alert ? 1 : 0]"
-			if (src.fire) src.fire.icon_state = "fire[src.fire_alert ? 1 : 0]"
-			//NOTE: the alerts dont reset when youre out of danger. dont blame me,
-			//blame the person who coded them. Temporary fix added.
+	proc/handle_regular_hud_updates()
 
-			src.client.screen -= src.hud_used.blurry
-			src.client.screen -= src.hud_used.druggy
-			src.client.screen -= src.hud_used.vimpaired
+		if (stat == 2 || (XRAY in mutations))
+			sight |= SEE_TURFS
+			sight |= SEE_MOBS
+			sight |= SEE_OBJS
+			see_in_dark = 8
+			see_invisible = 2
+		else if (stat != 2)
+			sight |= SEE_MOBS
+			sight &= ~SEE_TURFS
+			sight &= ~SEE_OBJS
+			see_in_dark = 4
+			see_invisible = 2
 
-			if ((src.blind && src.stat != 2))
-				if ((src.blinded))
-					src.blind.layer = 18
-				else
-					src.blind.layer = 0
+		if (sleep) sleep.icon_state = text("sleep[]", sleeping)
+		if (rest) rest.icon_state = text("rest[]", resting)
 
-					if (src.disabilities & 1)
-						src.client.screen += src.hud_used.vimpaired
+		if (healths)
+			if (stat != 2)
+				switch(health)
+					if(100 to INFINITY)
+						healths.icon_state = "health0"
+					if(75 to 100)
+						healths.icon_state = "health1"
+					if(50 to 75)
+						healths.icon_state = "health2"
+					if(25 to 50)
+						healths.icon_state = "health3"
+					if(0 to 25)
+						healths.icon_state = "health4"
+					else
+						healths.icon_state = "health5"
+			else
+				healths.icon_state = "health6"
 
-					if (src.eye_blurry)
-						src.client.screen += src.hud_used.blurry
+		if(pullin)	pullin.icon_state = "pull[pulling ? 1 : 0]"
 
-					if (src.druggy)
-						src.client.screen += src.hud_used.druggy
 
-			if (src.stat != 2)
-				if (src.machine)
-					if (!( src.machine.check_eye(src) ))
-						src.reset_view(null)
-				else
-					if(!client.adminobs)
-						reset_view(null)
+		if (toxin)	toxin.icon_state = "tox[toxins_alert ? 1 : 0]"
+		if (oxygen) oxygen.icon_state = "oxy[oxygen_alert ? 1 : 0]"
+		if (fire) fire.icon_state = "fire[fire_alert ? 1 : 0]"
+		//NOTE: the alerts dont reset when youre out of danger. dont blame me,
+		//blame the person who coded them. Temporary fix added.
 
-			return 1
+		client.screen -= hud_used.blurry
+		client.screen -= hud_used.druggy
+		client.screen -= hud_used.vimpaired
 
-		handle_virus_updates()
-			if(src.bodytemperature > 406)
-				for(var/datum/disease/D in viruses)
-					D.cure()
-			return
+		if ((blind && stat != 2))
+			if ((blinded))
+				blind.layer = 18
+			else
+				blind.layer = 0
 
-		handle_stomach()
-			spawn(0)
-				for(var/mob/M in stomach_contents)
-					if(M.loc != src)
+				if (disabilities & 1)
+					client.screen += hud_used.vimpaired
+
+				if (eye_blurry)
+					client.screen += hud_used.blurry
+
+				if (druggy)
+					client.screen += hud_used.druggy
+
+		if (stat != 2)
+			if (machine)
+				if (!( machine.check_eye(src) ))
+					reset_view(null)
+			else
+				if(!client.adminobs)
+					reset_view(null)
+
+		return 1
+
+	proc/handle_virus_updates()
+		if(bodytemperature > 406)
+			for(var/datum/disease/D in viruses)
+				D.cure()
+		return
+
+	proc/handle_stomach()
+		spawn(0)
+			for(var/mob/M in stomach_contents)
+				if(M.loc != src)
+					stomach_contents.Remove(M)
+					continue
+				if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon) && stat != 2)
+					if(M.stat == 2)
+						M.death(1)
 						stomach_contents.Remove(M)
+						del(M)
 						continue
-					if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon) && src.stat != 2)
-						if(M.stat == 2)
-							M.death(1)
-							stomach_contents.Remove(M)
-							del(M)
-							continue
-						if(air_master.current_cycle%3==1)
-							if(!M.nodamage)
-								M.adjustBruteLoss(5)
-							src.nutrition += 10
+					if(air_master.current_cycle%3==1)
+						if(!M.nodamage)
+							M.adjustBruteLoss(5)
+						nutrition += 10
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/larva.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/larva.dm
index 9e0234daaee..b71e2d8abba 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/larva.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/larva.dm
@@ -469,14 +469,13 @@
 	return
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/updatehealth()
-	if (nodamage == 0)
-	//oxyloss is only used for suicide
-	//toxloss isn't used for aliens, its actually used as alien powers!!
-		health = 25 - getOxyLoss() - getFireLoss() - getBruteLoss()
-	else
+	if(nodamage)
 		health = 25
 		stat = 0
-
+	else
+	//oxyloss is only used for suicide
+	//toxloss isn't used for aliens, its actually used as alien powers!!
+		health = 25 - getOxyLoss() - getFireLoss() - getBruteLoss() - getCloneLoss()
 
 /* Commented out because it's duplicated in life.dm
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/proc/grow() // Larvae can grow into full fledged Xenos if they survive long enough -- TLE
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm
index f6a82d35c01..b65840a0e08 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm
@@ -54,11 +54,8 @@
 	//stuff in the stomach
 	handle_stomach()
 
-
 	//Status updates, death etc.
 	handle_regular_status_updates()
-
-	//Handles updating canmove.
 	update_canmove()
 
 	// Grabbing
@@ -68,432 +65,411 @@
 	if(client)
 		handle_regular_hud_updates()
 
-	clamp_values()
-
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva
-	proc
-		clamp_values()
+	proc/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
 
-	//		SetStunned(min(stunned, 20))
-			SetParalysis(min(paralysis, 20))
-	//		SetWeakened(min(weakened, 20))
-			sleeping = max(min(sleeping, 20), 0)
+		if(amount_grown == 200)
+			src << "\green You are growing into a beautiful alien! It is time to choose a caste."
+			src << "\green There are three to choose from:"
+			src << "\green <B>Hunters</B> are strong and agile, able to hunt away from the hive and rapidly move through ventilation shafts. Hunters generate plasma slowly and have low reserves."
+			src << "\green <B>Sentinels</B> are tasked with protecting the hive and are deadly up close and at a range. They are not as physically imposing nor fast as the hunters."
+			src << "\green <B>Drones</B> are the working class, offering the largest plasma storage and generation. They are the only caste which may evolve again, turning into the dreaded alien queen."
+			var/alien_caste = alert(src, "Please choose which alien caste you shall belong to.",,"Hunter","Sentinel","Drone")
 
-		handle_mutations_and_radiation()
+			var/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/new_xeno
+			switch(alien_caste)
+				if("Hunter")
+					new_xeno = new /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/hunter (loc)
+				if("Sentinel")
+					new_xeno = new /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/sentinel (loc)
+				if("Drone")
+					new_xeno = new /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/drone (loc)
 
-			if(amount_grown == 200)
-				src << "\green You are growing into a beautiful alien! It is time to choose a caste."
-				src << "\green There are three to choose from:"
-				src << "\green <B>Hunters</B> are strong and agile, able to hunt away from the hive and rapidly move through ventilation shafts. Hunters generate plasma slowly and have low reserves."
-				src << "\green <B>Sentinels</B> are tasked with protecting the hive and are deadly up close and at a range. They are not as physically imposing nor fast as the hunters."
-				src << "\green <B>Drones</B> are the working class, offering the largest plasma storage and generation. They are the only caste which may evolve again, turning into the dreaded alien queen."
-				var/alien_caste = alert(src, "Please choose which alien caste you shall belong to.",,"Hunter","Sentinel","Drone")
+			new_xeno.mind_initialize(src, alien_caste)
+			new_xeno.key = key
 
-				var/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/new_xeno
-				switch(alien_caste)
-					if("Hunter")
-						new_xeno = new /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/hunter (loc)
-					if("Sentinel")
-						new_xeno = new /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/sentinel (loc)
-					if("Drone")
-						new_xeno = new /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/drone (loc)
+			del(src)
+			return
+		//grow!! but not if metroid or dead
+		if(health>-100)
+			amount_grown++
 
-				new_xeno.mind_initialize(src, alien_caste)
-				new_xeno.key = key
+		if (radiation)
+			if (radiation > 100)
+				radiation = 100
+				Weaken(10)
+				src << "\red You feel weak."
+				emote("collapse")
 
-				del(src)
-				return
-			//grow!! but not if metroid or dead
-			if(health>-100)
-				amount_grown++
+			if (radiation < 0)
+				radiation = 0
 
-			if (radiation)
-				if (radiation > 100)
-					radiation = 100
-					Weaken(10)
-					src << "\red You feel weak."
-					emote("collapse")
-
-				if (radiation < 0)
-					radiation = 0
-
-				switch(radiation)
-					if(1 to 49)
-						radiation--
-						if(prob(25))
-							adjustToxLoss(1)
-							updatehealth()
-
-					if(50 to 74)
-						radiation -= 2
+			switch(radiation)
+				if(1 to 49)
+					radiation--
+					if(prob(25))
 						adjustToxLoss(1)
-						if(prob(5))
-							radiation -= 5
-							Weaken(3)
-							src << "\red You feel weak."
-							emote("collapse")
 						updatehealth()
 
-					if(75 to 100)
-						radiation -= 3
-						adjustToxLoss(3)
-						updatehealth()
+				if(50 to 74)
+					radiation -= 2
+					adjustToxLoss(1)
+					if(prob(5))
+						radiation -= 5
+						Weaken(3)
+						src << "\red You feel weak."
+						emote("collapse")
+					updatehealth()
 
-		update_mind()
-			if(!mind && client)
-				mind = new
-				mind.current = src
-				mind.assigned_role = "Larva"
-				mind.key = key
+				if(75 to 100)
+					radiation -= 3
+					adjustToxLoss(3)
+					updatehealth()
 
-		breathe()
+	proc/update_mind()
+		if(!mind && client)
+			mind = new
+			mind.current = src
+			mind.assigned_role = "Larva"
+			mind.key = key
 
-			if(reagents.has_reagent("lexorin")) return
-			if(istype(loc, /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/cryo_cell)) return
+	proc/breathe()
 
-			var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = loc.return_air()
-			var/datum/air_group/breath
-			// HACK NEED CHANGING LATER
-			if(health < 0)
-				losebreath++
+		if(reagents.has_reagent("lexorin")) return
+		if(istype(loc, /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/cryo_cell)) return
 
-			if(losebreath>0) //Suffocating so do not take a breath
-				losebreath--
-				if (prob(75)) //High chance of gasping for air
-					spawn emote("gasp")
+		var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = loc.return_air()
+		var/datum/air_group/breath
+		// HACK NEED CHANGING LATER
+		if(health < 0)
+			losebreath++
+
+		if(losebreath>0) //Suffocating so do not take a breath
+			losebreath--
+			if (prob(75)) //High chance of gasping for air
+				spawn emote("gasp")
+			if(istype(loc, /obj/))
+				var/obj/location_as_object = loc
+				location_as_object.handle_internal_lifeform(src, 0)
+		else
+			//First, check for air from internal atmosphere (using an air tank and mask generally)
+			breath = get_breath_from_internal(BREATH_VOLUME)
+
+			//No breath from internal atmosphere so get breath from location
+			if(!breath)
+				if(istype(loc, /obj/))
+					var/obj/location_as_object = loc
+					breath = location_as_object.handle_internal_lifeform(src, BREATH_VOLUME)
+				else if(istype(loc, /turf/))
+					var/breath_moles = 0
+					/*if(environment.return_pressure() > ONE_ATMOSPHERE)
+						// Loads of air around (pressure effect will be handled elsewhere), so lets just take a enough to fill our lungs at normal atmos pressure (using n = Pv/RT)
+						breath_moles = (ONE_ATMOSPHERE*BREATH_VOLUME/R_IDEAL_GAS_EQUATION*environment.temperature)
+					else*/
+						// Not enough air around, take a percentage of what's there to model this properly
+					breath_moles = environment.total_moles()*BREATH_PERCENTAGE
+
+					breath = loc.remove_air(breath_moles)
+
+					// Handle chem smoke effect  -- Doohl
+					for(var/obj/effect/effect/chem_smoke/smoke in view(1, src))
+						if(smoke.reagents.total_volume)
+							smoke.reagents.reaction(src, INGEST)
+							spawn(5)
+								if(smoke)
+									smoke.reagents.copy_to(src, 10) // I dunno, maybe the reagents enter the blood stream through the lungs?
+							break // If they breathe in the nasty stuff once, no need to continue checking
+
+
+			else //Still give containing object the chance to interact
 				if(istype(loc, /obj/))
 					var/obj/location_as_object = loc
 					location_as_object.handle_internal_lifeform(src, 0)
-			else
-				//First, check for air from internal atmosphere (using an air tank and mask generally)
-				breath = get_breath_from_internal(BREATH_VOLUME)
 
-				//No breath from internal atmosphere so get breath from location
-				if(!breath)
-					if(istype(loc, /obj/))
-						var/obj/location_as_object = loc
-						breath = location_as_object.handle_internal_lifeform(src, BREATH_VOLUME)
-					else if(istype(loc, /turf/))
-						var/breath_moles = 0
-						/*if(environment.return_pressure() > ONE_ATMOSPHERE)
-							// Loads of air around (pressure effect will be handled elsewhere), so lets just take a enough to fill our lungs at normal atmos pressure (using n = Pv/RT)
-							breath_moles = (ONE_ATMOSPHERE*BREATH_VOLUME/R_IDEAL_GAS_EQUATION*environment.temperature)
-						else*/
-							// Not enough air around, take a percentage of what's there to model this properly
-						breath_moles = environment.total_moles()*BREATH_PERCENTAGE
+		handle_breath(breath)
 
-						breath = loc.remove_air(breath_moles)
-
-						// Handle chem smoke effect  -- Doohl
-						for(var/obj/effect/effect/chem_smoke/smoke in view(1, src))
-							if(smoke.reagents.total_volume)
-								smoke.reagents.reaction(src, INGEST)
-								spawn(5)
-									if(smoke)
-										smoke.reagents.copy_to(src, 10) // I dunno, maybe the reagents enter the blood stream through the lungs?
-								break // If they breathe in the nasty stuff once, no need to continue checking
+		if(breath)
+			loc.assume_air(breath)
 
 
-				else //Still give containing object the chance to interact
-					if(istype(loc, /obj/))
-						var/obj/location_as_object = loc
-						location_as_object.handle_internal_lifeform(src, 0)
-
-			handle_breath(breath)
-
-			if(breath)
-				loc.assume_air(breath)
-
-
-		get_breath_from_internal(volume_needed)
+	proc/get_breath_from_internal(volume_needed)
+		if(internal)
+			if (!contents.Find(internal))
+				internal = null
+			if (!wear_mask || !(wear_mask.flags & MASKINTERNALS) )
+				internal = null
 			if(internal)
-				if (!contents.Find(internal))
-					internal = null
-				if (!wear_mask || !(wear_mask.flags & MASKINTERNALS) )
-					internal = null
-				if(internal)
-					if (internals)
-						internals.icon_state = "internal1"
-					return internal.remove_air_volume(volume_needed)
-				else
-					if (internals)
-						internals.icon_state = "internal0"
-			return null
-
-		handle_breath(datum/gas_mixture/breath)
-			if(nodamage)
-				return
-
-			if(!breath || (breath.total_moles() == 0))
-				//Aliens breathe in vaccuum
-				return 0
-
-			var/toxins_used = 0
-			var/breath_pressure = (breath.total_moles()*R_IDEAL_GAS_EQUATION*breath.temperature)/BREATH_VOLUME
-
-			//Partial pressure of the toxins in our breath
-			var/Toxins_pp = (breath.toxins/breath.total_moles())*breath_pressure
-
-			if(Toxins_pp) // Detect toxins in air
-
-				adjustToxLoss(breath.toxins*250)
-				toxins_alert = max(toxins_alert, 1)
-
-				toxins_used = breath.toxins
-
+				if (internals)
+					internals.icon_state = "internal1"
+				return internal.remove_air_volume(volume_needed)
 			else
-				toxins_alert = 0
-
-			//Breathe in toxins and out oxygen
-			breath.toxins -= toxins_used
-			breath.oxygen += toxins_used
-
-			if(breath.temperature > (T0C+66) && !(COLD_RESISTANCE in src.mutations)) // Hot air hurts :(
-				if(prob(20))
-					src << "\red You feel a searing heat in your lungs!"
-				fire_alert = max(fire_alert, 1)
-			else
-				fire_alert = 0
-
-			//Temporary fixes to the alerts.
-
-			return 1
-
-		handle_environment()
-
-			//If there are alien weeds on the ground then heal if needed or give some toxins
-			if(locate(/obj/effect/alien/weeds) in loc)
-				if(health >= 25)
-					adjustToxLoss(5)
-				else
-					adjustBruteLoss(-5)
-					adjustFireLoss(-5)
+				if (internals)
+					internals.icon_state = "internal0"
+		return null
 
+	proc/handle_breath(datum/gas_mixture/breath)
+		if(nodamage)
 			return
 
+		if(!breath || (breath.total_moles() == 0))
+			//Aliens breathe in vaccuum
+			return 0
 
-		handle_chemicals_in_body()
-			if(reagents) reagents.metabolize(src)
+		var/toxins_used = 0
+		var/breath_pressure = (breath.total_moles()*R_IDEAL_GAS_EQUATION*breath.temperature)/BREATH_VOLUME
 
-			if(FAT in mutations)
-				if(nutrition < 100)
-					if(prob(round((50 - nutrition) / 100)))
-						src << "\blue You feel fit again!"
-						mutations.Add(FAT)
+		//Partial pressure of the toxins in our breath
+		var/Toxins_pp = (breath.toxins/breath.total_moles())*breath_pressure
+
+		if(Toxins_pp) // Detect toxins in air
+
+			adjustToxLoss(breath.toxins*250)
+			toxins_alert = max(toxins_alert, 1)
+
+			toxins_used = breath.toxins
+
+		else
+			toxins_alert = 0
+
+		//Breathe in toxins and out oxygen
+		breath.toxins -= toxins_used
+		breath.oxygen += toxins_used
+
+		if(breath.temperature > (T0C+66) && !(COLD_RESISTANCE in mutations)) // Hot air hurts :(
+			if(prob(20))
+				src << "\red You feel a searing heat in your lungs!"
+			fire_alert = max(fire_alert, 1)
+		else
+			fire_alert = 0
+
+		//Temporary fixes to the alerts.
+
+		return 1
+
+	proc/handle_environment()
+
+		//If there are alien weeds on the ground then heal if needed or give some toxins
+		if(locate(/obj/effect/alien/weeds) in loc)
+			if(health >= 25)
+				adjustToxLoss(5)
 			else
-				if(nutrition > 500)
-					if(prob(5 + round((nutrition - 200) / 2)))
-						src << "\red You suddenly feel blubbery!"
-						mutations.Add(FAT)
+				adjustBruteLoss(-5)
+				adjustFireLoss(-5)
 
-			if (nutrition > 0)
-				nutrition-= HUNGER_FACTOR
+		return
 
-			if (drowsyness)
-				drowsyness--
-				eye_blurry = max(2, eye_blurry)
-				if (prob(5))
-					sleeping += 1
-					Paralyse(5)
 
-			confused = max(0, confused - 1)
-			// decrement dizziness counter, clamped to 0
-			if(resting)
-				dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 5)
-				jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 5)
-			else
-				dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 1)
-				jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 1)
+	proc/handle_chemicals_in_body()
+		if(reagents) reagents.metabolize(src)
 
-			updatehealth()
+		if(FAT in mutations)
+			if(nutrition < 100)
+				if(prob(round((50 - nutrition) / 100)))
+					src << "\blue You feel fit again!"
+					mutations.Add(FAT)
+		else
+			if(nutrition > 500)
+				if(prob(5 + round((nutrition - 200) / 2)))
+					src << "\red You suddenly feel blubbery!"
+					mutations.Add(FAT)
 
-			return //TODO: DEFERRED
+		if (nutrition > 0)
+			nutrition-= HUNGER_FACTOR
 
-		handle_regular_status_updates()
+		if (drowsyness)
+			drowsyness--
+			eye_blurry = max(2, eye_blurry)
+			if (prob(5))
+				sleeping += 1
+				Paralyse(5)
 
-			health = 25 - (getOxyLoss() + getFireLoss() + getBruteLoss() + getCloneLoss())
+		confused = max(0, confused - 1)
+		// decrement dizziness counter, clamped to 0
+		if(resting)
+			dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 5)
+			jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 5)
+		else
+			dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 1)
+			jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 1)
 
-			if(getOxyLoss() > 50) Paralyse(3)
+		updatehealth()
 
-			if(sleeping)
+		return //TODO: DEFERRED
+
+	proc/handle_regular_status_updates()
+		updatehealth()
+
+		if(stat == DEAD)	//DEAD. BROWN BREAD. SWIMMING WITH THE SPESS CARP
+			blinded = 1
+			silent = 0
+		else				//ALIVE. LIGHTS ARE ON
+			if(health < config.health_threshold_dead || brain_op_stage == 4.0)
+				death()
+				blinded = 1
+				silent = 0
+				return 1
+
+			//UNCONSCIOUS. NO-ONE IS HOME
+			if( (getOxyLoss() > 50) || (config.health_threshold_crit > health) )
+				if( health <= 20 && prob(1) )
+					spawn(0)
+						emote("gasp")
+				if(!reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline"))
+					adjustOxyLoss(1)
 				Paralyse(3)
-				//if (prob(10) && health) spawn(0) emote("snore") Invalid Emote
-				sleeping--
 
-			if(resting)
-				Weaken(5)
+			if(paralysis)
+				AdjustParalysis(-1)
+				blinded = 1
+				stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+			else if(sleeping)
+				sleeping = max(sleeping-1, 0)
+				blinded = 1
+				stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+				if( prob(10) && health )
+					spawn(0)
+						emote("hiss")
+			//CONSCIOUS
+			else
+				stat = CONSCIOUS
 
+			/*	What in the living hell is this?*/
 			if(move_delay_add > 0)
 				move_delay_add = max(0, move_delay_add - rand(1, 2))
 
-			if(health < config.health_threshold_dead || brain_op_stage == 4.0)
-				death()
-			else if(health < config.health_threshold_crit)
-				if(health <= 20 && prob(1)) spawn(0) emote("gasp")
-
-				//if(!rejuv) oxyloss++
-				if(!reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) adjustOxyLoss(1)
-
-				if(stat != 2)	stat = 1
-				Paralyse(5)
-
-			if (stat != 2) //Alive.
-
-				if (paralysis || stunned || weakened) //Stunned etc.
-					if (stunned > 0)
-						AdjustStunned(-1)
-						stat = 0
-					if (weakened > 0)
-						AdjustWeakened(-1)
-						lying = 1
-						stat = 0
-					if (paralysis > 0)
-						AdjustParalysis(-1)
-						blinded = 1
-						lying = 1
-						stat = 1
-					var/h = hand
-					hand = 0
-					drop_item()
-					hand = 1
-					drop_item()
-					hand = h
-
-				else	//Not stunned.
-					lying = 0
-					stat = 0
-
-			else //Dead.
-				lying = 1
+			//Eyes
+			if(sdisabilities & 1)		//disabled-blind, doesn't get better on its own
 				blinded = 1
-				stat = 2
-
-			if (stuttering) stuttering--
-
-			if (eye_blind)
-				eye_blind--
+			else if(eye_blind)			//blindness, heals slowly over time
+				eye_blind = max(eye_blind-1,0)
 				blinded = 1
+			else if(eye_blurry)	//blurry eyes heal slowly
+				eye_blurry = max(eye_blurry-1, 0)
 
-			if (ear_deaf > 0) ear_deaf--
-			if (ear_damage < 25)
-				ear_damage -= 0.05
-				ear_damage = max(ear_damage, 0)
+			//Ears
+			if(sdisabilities & 4)		//disabled-deaf, doesn't get better on its own
+				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf, 1)
+			else if(ear_deaf)			//deafness, heals slowly over time
+				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf-1, 0)
+			else if(ear_damage < 25)	//ear damage heals slowly under this threshold. otherwise you'll need earmuffs
+				ear_damage = max(ear_damage-0.05, 0)
 
-			density = !( lying )
+			//Other
+			if(stunned)
+				AdjustStunned(-1)
 
-			if ((sdisabilities & 1))
-				blinded = 1
-			if ((sdisabilities & 4))
-				ear_deaf = 1
+			if(weakened)
+				weakened = max(weakened-1,0)	//before you get mad Rockdtben: I done this so update_canmove isn't called multiple times
 
-			if (eye_blurry > 0)
-				eye_blurry--
-				eye_blurry = max(0, eye_blurry)
+			if(stuttering)
+				stuttering = max(stuttering-1, 0)
 
-			if (druggy > 0)
-				druggy--
-				druggy = max(0, druggy)
+			if(silent)
+				silent = max(silent-1, 0)
 
-			return 1
-
-		handle_regular_hud_updates()
-
-			if (stat == 2 || (XRAY in src.mutations))
-				sight |= SEE_TURFS
-				sight |= SEE_MOBS
-				sight |= SEE_OBJS
-				see_in_dark = 8
-				see_invisible = 2
-			else if (stat != 2)
-				sight |= SEE_MOBS
-				sight &= ~SEE_TURFS
-				sight &= ~SEE_OBJS
-				see_in_dark = 4
-				see_invisible = 2
-
-			if (sleep) sleep.icon_state = text("sleep[]", sleeping)
-			if (rest) rest.icon_state = text("rest[]", resting)
-
-			if (healths)
-				if (stat != 2)
-					switch(health)
-						if(25 to INFINITY)
-							healths.icon_state = "health0"
-						if(19 to 25)
-							healths.icon_state = "health1"
-						if(13 to 19)
-							healths.icon_state = "health2"
-						if(7 to 13)
-							healths.icon_state = "health3"
-						if(0 to 7)
-							healths.icon_state = "health4"
-						else
-							healths.icon_state = "health5"
-				else
-					healths.icon_state = "health6"
-
-			if(pullin)	pullin.icon_state = "pull[pulling ? 1 : 0]"
+			if(druggy)
+				druggy = max(druggy-1, 0)
+		return 1
 
 
-			if (toxin)	toxin.icon_state = "tox[toxins_alert ? 1 : 0]"
-			if (oxygen) oxygen.icon_state = "oxy[oxygen_alert ? 1 : 0]"
-			if (fire) fire.icon_state = "fire[fire_alert ? 1 : 0]"
-			//NOTE: the alerts dont reset when youre out of danger. dont blame me,
-			//blame the person who coded them. Temporary fix added.
+	proc/handle_regular_hud_updates()
 
+		if (stat == 2 || (XRAY in mutations))
+			sight |= SEE_TURFS
+			sight |= SEE_MOBS
+			sight |= SEE_OBJS
+			see_in_dark = 8
+			see_invisible = 2
+		else if (stat != 2)
+			sight |= SEE_MOBS
+			sight &= ~SEE_TURFS
+			sight &= ~SEE_OBJS
+			see_in_dark = 4
+			see_invisible = 2
 
-			client.screen -= hud_used.blurry
-			client.screen -= hud_used.druggy
-			client.screen -= hud_used.vimpaired
-
-			if ((blind && stat != 2))
-				if ((blinded))
-					blind.layer = 18
-				else
-					blind.layer = 0
-
-					if (disabilities & 1)
-						client.screen += hud_used.vimpaired
-
-					if (eye_blurry)
-						client.screen += hud_used.blurry
-
-					if (druggy)
-						client.screen += hud_used.druggy
+		if (sleep) sleep.icon_state = text("sleep[]", sleeping)
+		if (rest) rest.icon_state = text("rest[]", resting)
 
+		if (healths)
 			if (stat != 2)
-				if (machine)
-					if (!( machine.check_eye(src) ))
-						reset_view(null)
-				else
-					if(!client.adminobs)
-						reset_view(null)
+				switch(health)
+					if(25 to INFINITY)
+						healths.icon_state = "health0"
+					if(19 to 25)
+						healths.icon_state = "health1"
+					if(13 to 19)
+						healths.icon_state = "health2"
+					if(7 to 13)
+						healths.icon_state = "health3"
+					if(0 to 7)
+						healths.icon_state = "health4"
+					else
+						healths.icon_state = "health5"
+			else
+				healths.icon_state = "health6"
 
-			return 1
+		if(pullin)	pullin.icon_state = "pull[pulling ? 1 : 0]"
 
-		handle_random_events()
-			return
 
-		handle_virus_updates()
-			if(bodytemperature > 406)
-				for(var/datum/disease/D in viruses)
-					D.cure()
-			return
+		if (toxin)	toxin.icon_state = "tox[toxins_alert ? 1 : 0]"
+		if (oxygen) oxygen.icon_state = "oxy[oxygen_alert ? 1 : 0]"
+		if (fire) fire.icon_state = "fire[fire_alert ? 1 : 0]"
+		//NOTE: the alerts dont reset when youre out of danger. dont blame me,
+		//blame the person who coded them. Temporary fix added.
 
-		handle_stomach()
-			spawn(0)
-				for(var/mob/M in stomach_contents)
-					if(M.loc != src)
+
+		client.screen -= hud_used.blurry
+		client.screen -= hud_used.druggy
+		client.screen -= hud_used.vimpaired
+
+		if ((blind && stat != 2))
+			if ((blinded))
+				blind.layer = 18
+			else
+				blind.layer = 0
+
+				if (disabilities & 1)
+					client.screen += hud_used.vimpaired
+
+				if (eye_blurry)
+					client.screen += hud_used.blurry
+
+				if (druggy)
+					client.screen += hud_used.druggy
+
+		if (stat != 2)
+			if (machine)
+				if (!( machine.check_eye(src) ))
+					reset_view(null)
+			else
+				if(!client.adminobs)
+					reset_view(null)
+
+		return 1
+
+	proc/handle_random_events()
+		return
+
+	proc/handle_virus_updates()
+		if(bodytemperature > 406)
+			for(var/datum/disease/D in viruses)
+				D.cure()
+		return
+
+	proc/handle_stomach()
+		spawn(0)
+			for(var/mob/M in stomach_contents)
+				if(M.loc != src)
+					stomach_contents.Remove(M)
+					continue
+				if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon) && stat != 2)
+					if(M.stat == 2)
+						M.death(1)
 						stomach_contents.Remove(M)
+						del(M)
 						continue
-					if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon) && stat != 2)
-						if(M.stat == 2)
-							M.death(1)
-							stomach_contents.Remove(M)
-							del(M)
-							continue
-						if(air_master.current_cycle%3==1)
-							if(!M.nodamage)
-								M.adjustBruteLoss(5)
-							nutrition += 10
\ No newline at end of file
+					if(air_master.current_cycle%3==1)
+						if(!M.nodamage)
+							M.adjustBruteLoss(5)
+						nutrition += 10
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain.dm
index be90cb872a4..9b30ff5d76d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain.dm
@@ -43,3 +43,8 @@
 		src.verbs += /mob/proc/ghost
 
 	return
+
+/mob/living/carbon/brain/update_canmove()
+	if(in_contents_of(/obj/mecha))	canmove = 1
+	else							canmove = 0
+	return canmove
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/life.dm
index ce5beed7410..983690f1553 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/life.dm
@@ -1,313 +1,282 @@
-/mob/living/carbon/brain
+/mob/living/carbon/brain/Life()
+	set invisibility = 0
+	set background = 1
+	..()
 
-	Life()
-		set invisibility = 0
-		set background = 1
-
-		..()
-
-		var/datum/gas_mixture/environment // Added to prevent null location errors-- TLE
-		if(loc)
-			environment = loc.return_air()
+	var/datum/gas_mixture/environment // Added to prevent null location errors-- TLE
+	if(loc)
+		environment = loc.return_air()
 
 	//Apparently, the person who wrote this code designed it so that
 	//blinded get reset each cycle and then get activated later in the
 	//code. Very ugly. I dont care. Moving this stuff here so its easy
 	//to find it.
-		blinded = null
+	blinded = null
 
 	//Disease Check
-		handle_virus_updates()
+	handle_virus_updates()
 
 	//Handle temperature/pressure differences between body and environment
-		if(environment)	// More error checking -- TLE
-			handle_environment(environment)
+	if(environment)	// More error checking -- TLE
+		handle_environment(environment)
 
 	//Mutations and radiation
-		handle_mutations_and_radiation()
+	handle_mutations_and_radiation()
 
 	//Chemicals in the body
-		handle_chemicals_in_body()
+	handle_chemicals_in_body()
 
 	//Status updates, death etc.
-		handle_regular_status_updates()
-
-		if(client)
-			handle_regular_hud_updates()
-
-	// Yup.
-		update_canmove()
-
-		clamp_values()
-
-	proc
-
-		clamp_values()
-
-			AdjustParalysis(0)
-//			AdjustStunned(0)
-//			AdjustWeakened(0)
-			adjustBruteLoss(0)
-			adjustFireLoss(0)
-			adjustOxyLoss(0)
-			adjustToxLoss(0)
-
-		handle_mutations_and_radiation()
-
-			if (radiation)
-				if (radiation > 100)
-					radiation = 100
-					Weaken(10)
-					src << "\red You feel weak."
-
-				switch(radiation)
-					if(1 to 49)
-						radiation--
-						if(prob(25))
-							adjustToxLoss(1)
-							updatehealth()
-
-					if(50 to 74)
-						radiation -= 2
-						adjustToxLoss(1)
-						if(prob(5))
-							radiation -= 5
-							Weaken(3)
-							src << "\red You feel weak."
-//							emote("collapse")
-						updatehealth()
-
-					if(75 to 100)
-						radiation -= 3
-						adjustToxLoss(3)
-						if(prob(1))
-							src << "\red You mutate!"
-							randmutb(src)
-							domutcheck(src,null)
-							emote("gasp")
-						updatehealth()
-
-
-		handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment)
-			if(!environment)
-				return
-			var/environment_heat_capacity = environment.heat_capacity()
-			if(istype(loc, /turf/space))
-				environment_heat_capacity = loc:heat_capacity
-
-			if((environment.temperature > (T0C + 50)) || (environment.temperature < (T0C + 10)))
-				var/transfer_coefficient
-
-				transfer_coefficient = 1
-				if(wear_mask && (wear_mask.body_parts_covered & HEAD) && (environment.temperature < wear_mask.protective_temperature))
-					transfer_coefficient *= wear_mask.heat_transfer_coefficient
-
-				handle_temperature_damage(HEAD, environment.temperature, environment_heat_capacity*transfer_coefficient)
-
-			if(stat==2)
-				bodytemperature += 0.1*(environment.temperature - bodytemperature)*environment_heat_capacity/(environment_heat_capacity + 270000)
-
-			//Account for massive pressure differences
-
-			return //TODO: DEFERRED
-
-		handle_temperature_damage(body_part, exposed_temperature, exposed_intensity)
-			if(nodamage) return
-
-			if(exposed_temperature > bodytemperature)
-				var/discomfort = min( abs(exposed_temperature - bodytemperature)*(exposed_intensity)/2000000, 1.0)
-				//adjustFireLoss(2.5*discomfort)
-				//adjustFireLoss(5.0*discomfort)
-				adjustFireLoss(20.0*discomfort)
-
-			else
-				var/discomfort = min( abs(exposed_temperature - bodytemperature)*(exposed_intensity)/2000000, 1.0)
-				//adjustFireLoss(2.5*discomfort)
-				adjustFireLoss(5.0*discomfort)
-
-
-
-		handle_chemicals_in_body()
-
-			if(reagents) reagents.metabolize(src)
-
-			if (drowsyness)
-				drowsyness--
-				eye_blurry = max(2, eye_blurry)
-				if (prob(5))
-					sleeping += 1
-					Paralyse(5)
-
-			confused = max(0, confused - 1)
-			// decrement dizziness counter, clamped to 0
-			if(resting)
-				dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 5)
-			else
-				dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 1)
-
-			updatehealth()
-
-			return //TODO: DEFERRED
-
-		handle_regular_status_updates()
-
-			health = 100 - (getOxyLoss() + getToxLoss() + getFireLoss() + getBruteLoss() + getCloneLoss())
-
-			if(getOxyLoss() > 25) Paralyse(3)
-
-			if(sleeping)
-				Paralyse(5)
-				if (prob(1) && health) spawn(0) emote("snore")
-
-			if(resting)
-				Weaken(5)
-
-			if(stat != 2 && (!container && (health < config.health_threshold_dead || (config.revival_brain_life >= 0 && ((world.time - timeofhostdeath) > config.revival_brain_life )))))
-				death()
-			else if(health < config.health_threshold_crit)
-				if(health <= 20 && prob(1)) spawn(0) emote("gasp")
-
-				//if(!rejuv) oxyloss++
-				if(!reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) adjustOxyLoss(1)
-
-				if(stat != 2)	stat = 1
-				Paralyse(5)
-
-			if (stat != 2) //Alive.
-
-				if (paralysis || stunned || weakened) //Stunned etc.
-					if (stunned > 0)
-						AdjustStunned(-1)
-						stat = 0
-					if (weakened > 0)
-						AdjustWeakened(-1)
-						lying = 1
-						stat = 0
-					if (paralysis > 0)
-						AdjustParalysis(-1)
-						blinded = 1
-						lying = 1
-						stat = 1
-					var/h = hand
-					hand = 0
-					drop_item()
-					hand = 1
-					drop_item()
-					hand = h
-
-				else	//Not stunned.
-					lying = 0
-					stat = 0
-
-			else //Dead.
-				lying = 1
-				blinded = 1
-				stat = 2
-
-			if (stuttering) stuttering--
-
-			if (eye_blind)
-				eye_blind--
-				blinded = 1
-
-			if (ear_deaf > 0) ear_deaf--
-			if (ear_damage < 25)
-				ear_damage -= 0.05
-				ear_damage = max(ear_damage, 0)
-
-//			density = !( lying )
-
-			if (sdisabilities & 1)
-				blinded = 1
-			if (sdisabilities & 4)
-				ear_deaf = 1
-
-			if (eye_blurry > 0)
-				eye_blurry--
-				eye_blurry = max(0, eye_blurry)
-
-			if (druggy > 0)
-				druggy--
-				druggy = max(0, druggy)
-
-			return 1
+	handle_regular_status_updates()
+	update_canmove()
 
+	if(client)
 		handle_regular_hud_updates()
 
-			if (stat == 2 || (XRAY in src.mutations))
-				sight |= SEE_TURFS
-				sight |= SEE_MOBS
-				sight |= SEE_OBJS
-				see_in_dark = 8
-				see_invisible = 2
-			else if (stat != 2)
-				sight &= ~SEE_TURFS
-				sight &= ~SEE_MOBS
-				sight &= ~SEE_OBJS
-				see_in_dark = 2
-				see_invisible = 0
 
-			if (sleep) sleep.icon_state = text("sleep[]", sleeping)
-			if (rest) rest.icon_state = text("rest[]", resting)
+/mob/living/carbon/brain/
+	proc/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
 
-			if (healths)
-				if (stat != 2)
-					switch(health)
-						if(100 to INFINITY)
-							healths.icon_state = "health0"
-						if(80 to 100)
-							healths.icon_state = "health1"
-						if(60 to 80)
-							healths.icon_state = "health2"
-						if(40 to 60)
-							healths.icon_state = "health3"
-						if(20 to 40)
-							healths.icon_state = "health4"
-						if(0 to 20)
-							healths.icon_state = "health5"
-						else
-							healths.icon_state = "health6"
-				else
-					healths.icon_state = "health7"
+		if (radiation)
+			if (radiation > 100)
+				radiation = 100
+				Weaken(10)
+				src << "\red You feel weak."
 
-			if(pullin)	pullin.icon_state = "pull[pulling ? 1 : 0]"
+			switch(radiation)
+				if(1 to 49)
+					radiation--
+					if(prob(25))
+						adjustToxLoss(1)
+						updatehealth()
 
-			client.screen -= hud_used.blurry
-			client.screen -= hud_used.druggy
-			client.screen -= hud_used.vimpaired
+				if(50 to 74)
+					radiation -= 2
+					adjustToxLoss(1)
+					if(prob(5))
+						radiation -= 5
+						Weaken(3)
+						src << "\red You feel weak."
+//							emote("collapse")
+					updatehealth()
 
-			if ((blind && stat != 2))
-				if ((blinded))
-					blind.layer = 18
-				else
-					blind.layer = 0
+				if(75 to 100)
+					radiation -= 3
+					adjustToxLoss(3)
+					if(prob(1))
+						src << "\red You mutate!"
+						randmutb(src)
+						domutcheck(src,null)
+						emote("gasp")
+					updatehealth()
 
-					if (disabilities & 1)
-						client.screen += hud_used.vimpaired
 
-					if (eye_blurry)
-						client.screen += hud_used.blurry
-
-					if (druggy)
-						client.screen += hud_used.druggy
-
-			if (stat != 2)
-				if (machine)
-					if (!( machine.check_eye(src) ))
-						reset_view(null)
-				else
-					if(!client.adminobs)
-						reset_view(null)
-
-			return 1
-
-		handle_virus_updates()
-			if(bodytemperature > 409)
-				for(var/datum/disease/D in viruses)
-					D.cure()
+	proc/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment)
+		if(!environment)
 			return
+		var/environment_heat_capacity = environment.heat_capacity()
+		if(istype(loc, /turf/space))
+			environment_heat_capacity = loc:heat_capacity
 
-	update_canmove()
-		if(in_contents_of(/obj/mecha))	canmove = 1
-		else							canmove = 0
-		return canmove
\ No newline at end of file
+		if((environment.temperature > (T0C + 50)) || (environment.temperature < (T0C + 10)))
+			var/transfer_coefficient
+
+			transfer_coefficient = 1
+			if(wear_mask && (wear_mask.body_parts_covered & HEAD) && (environment.temperature < wear_mask.protective_temperature))
+				transfer_coefficient *= wear_mask.heat_transfer_coefficient
+
+			handle_temperature_damage(HEAD, environment.temperature, environment_heat_capacity*transfer_coefficient)
+
+		if(stat==2)
+			bodytemperature += 0.1*(environment.temperature - bodytemperature)*environment_heat_capacity/(environment_heat_capacity + 270000)
+
+		//Account for massive pressure differences
+
+		return //TODO: DEFERRED
+
+	proc/handle_temperature_damage(body_part, exposed_temperature, exposed_intensity)
+		if(nodamage) return
+
+		if(exposed_temperature > bodytemperature)
+			var/discomfort = min( abs(exposed_temperature - bodytemperature)*(exposed_intensity)/2000000, 1.0)
+			//adjustFireLoss(2.5*discomfort)
+			//adjustFireLoss(5.0*discomfort)
+			adjustFireLoss(20.0*discomfort)
+
+		else
+			var/discomfort = min( abs(exposed_temperature - bodytemperature)*(exposed_intensity)/2000000, 1.0)
+			//adjustFireLoss(2.5*discomfort)
+			adjustFireLoss(5.0*discomfort)
+
+
+
+	proc/handle_chemicals_in_body()
+
+		if(reagents) reagents.metabolize(src)
+
+		if (drowsyness)
+			drowsyness--
+			eye_blurry = max(2, eye_blurry)
+			if (prob(5))
+				sleeping += 1
+				Paralyse(5)
+
+		confused = max(0, confused - 1)
+		// decrement dizziness counter, clamped to 0
+		if(resting)
+			dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 5)
+		else
+			dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 1)
+
+		updatehealth()
+
+		return //TODO: DEFERRED
+
+
+	proc/handle_regular_status_updates()	//TODO: comment out the unused bits >_>
+		updatehealth()
+
+		if(stat == DEAD)	//DEAD. BROWN BREAD. SWIMMING WITH THE SPESS CARP
+			blinded = 1
+			silent = 0
+		else				//ALIVE. LIGHTS ARE ON
+			if( !container && (health < config.health_threshold_dead || ((world.time - timeofhostdeath) > config.revival_brain_life)) )
+				death()
+				blinded = 1
+				silent = 0
+				return 1
+
+			//UNCONSCIOUS. NO-ONE IS HOME
+			if( (getOxyLoss() > 25) || (config.health_threshold_crit > health) )
+				if( health <= 20 && prob(1) )
+					spawn(0)
+						emote("gasp")
+				if(!reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline"))
+					adjustOxyLoss(1)
+				Paralyse(3)
+
+			if(paralysis)
+				AdjustParalysis(-1)
+				blinded = 1
+				stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+			else if(sleeping)
+				sleeping = max(sleeping-1, 0)
+				blinded = 1
+				stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+				if( prob(10) && health )
+					spawn(0)
+						emote("snore")
+			//CONSCIOUS
+			else
+				stat = CONSCIOUS
+
+
+			//Eyes
+			if(sdisabilities & 1)		//disabled-blind, doesn't get better on its own
+				blinded = 1
+			else if(eye_blind)			//blindness, heals slowly over time
+				eye_blind = max(eye_blind-1,0)
+				blinded = 1
+			else if(eye_blurry)	//blurry eyes heal slowly
+				eye_blurry = max(eye_blurry-1, 0)
+
+			//Ears
+			if(sdisabilities & 4)		//disabled-deaf, doesn't get better on its own
+				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf, 1)
+			else if(ear_deaf)			//deafness, heals slowly over time
+				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf-1, 0)
+			else if(ear_damage < 25)	//ear damage heals slowly under this threshold. otherwise you'll need earmuffs
+				ear_damage = max(ear_damage-0.05, 0)
+
+			//Other
+			if(stunned)
+				AdjustStunned(-1)
+
+			if(weakened)
+				weakened = max(weakened-1,0)	//before you get mad Rockdtben: I done this so update_canmove isn't called multiple times
+
+			if(stuttering)
+				stuttering = max(stuttering-1, 0)
+
+			if(silent)
+				silent = max(silent-1, 0)
+
+			if(druggy)
+				druggy = max(druggy-1, 0)
+		return 1
+
+
+	proc/handle_regular_hud_updates()
+
+		if (stat == 2 || (XRAY in src.mutations))
+			sight |= SEE_TURFS
+			sight |= SEE_MOBS
+			sight |= SEE_OBJS
+			see_in_dark = 8
+			see_invisible = 2
+		else if (stat != 2)
+			sight &= ~SEE_TURFS
+			sight &= ~SEE_MOBS
+			sight &= ~SEE_OBJS
+			see_in_dark = 2
+			see_invisible = 0
+
+		if (sleep) sleep.icon_state = text("sleep[]", sleeping)
+		if (rest) rest.icon_state = text("rest[]", resting)
+
+		if (healths)
+			if (stat != 2)
+				switch(health)
+					if(100 to INFINITY)
+						healths.icon_state = "health0"
+					if(80 to 100)
+						healths.icon_state = "health1"
+					if(60 to 80)
+						healths.icon_state = "health2"
+					if(40 to 60)
+						healths.icon_state = "health3"
+					if(20 to 40)
+						healths.icon_state = "health4"
+					if(0 to 20)
+						healths.icon_state = "health5"
+					else
+						healths.icon_state = "health6"
+			else
+				healths.icon_state = "health7"
+
+		if(pullin)	pullin.icon_state = "pull[pulling ? 1 : 0]"
+
+		client.screen -= hud_used.blurry
+		client.screen -= hud_used.druggy
+		client.screen -= hud_used.vimpaired
+
+		if ((blind && stat != 2))
+			if ((blinded))
+				blind.layer = 18
+			else
+				blind.layer = 0
+
+				if (disabilities & 1)
+					client.screen += hud_used.vimpaired
+
+				if (eye_blurry)
+					client.screen += hud_used.blurry
+
+				if (druggy)
+					client.screen += hud_used.druggy
+
+		if (stat != 2)
+			if (machine)
+				if (!( machine.check_eye(src) ))
+					reset_view(null)
+			else
+				if(!client.adminobs)
+					reset_view(null)
+
+		return 1
+
+	proc/handle_virus_updates()
+		if(bodytemperature > 409)
+			for(var/datum/disease/D in viruses)
+				D.cure()
+		return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index f7bdaae699a..36d01d2c546 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -19,11 +19,15 @@
 
 	..()
 
+	//Apparently, the person who wrote this code designed it so that
+	//blinded get reset each cycle and then get activated later in the
+	//code. Very ugly. I dont care. Moving this stuff here so its easy
+	//to find it.
+	blinded = null
+
 	//TODO: seperate this out
 	var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = loc.return_air()
 
-
-
 	//No need to update all of these procs if the guy is dead.
 	if(stat != DEAD)
 		if(air_master.current_cycle%4==2) 	//First, resolve location and get a breath
@@ -52,15 +56,6 @@
 		//Random events (vomiting etc)
 		handle_random_events()
 
-		update_canmove() //TODO: remove from life() if viable ~Carn
-						 //Removed for dead people, that's at least a small step closer to removing it! - Nodrak
-
-	else if(stat == DEAD)
-		canmove = 0 //Since canmove doesn't update if they're dead, force this var 0.
-
-	//These should be updated whether the mob is dead or alive
-	blinded = null
-
 	//Update Mind
 	update_mind()
 
@@ -70,10 +65,12 @@
 	//stuff in the stomach
 	handle_stomach()
 
+	//Flashlights and such
+	UpdateLuminosity()
 
 	//Status updates, death etc.
-	UpdateLuminosity()
 	handle_regular_status_updates()		//TODO: optimise ~Carn
+	update_canmove()
 
 	//Update our name based on whether our face is obscured/disfigured
 	name = get_visible_name()	//TODO: this was broken by the dismemberment revert ~Carn
@@ -85,14 +82,6 @@
 	for(var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G in src)
 		G.process()
 
-	//TODO: optimise this.
-	if(isturf(loc) && rand(1,1000) == 1) //0.1% chance of playing a scary sound to someone who's in complete darkness
-		var/turf/currentTurf = loc
-		if(!currentTurf.sd_lumcount)
-			playsound_local(src,pick(scarySounds),50, 1, -1)
-
-	clamp_values()		//TODO: finish removing this ~Carn
-
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/calculate_affecting_pressure(var/pressure)
 	..()
@@ -111,20 +100,6 @@
 		return ONE_ATMOSPHERE - pressure_difference
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human
-
-	//I've rewritten this to do what it was intended to do.
-	//This can probably be removed like Rockdtben suggested, but I'd like to go over the damage procs first just to be safe.
-	//Perhaps code view-vars to be unable to directly edit the damagevariables without using procs
-	proc/clamp_values()
-//		stunned		= max( min(stunned,20), 0 )		// positive and under 20
-		paralysis	= max( min(paralysis,20), 0 )	// positive and under 20
-//		weakened	= max( min(weakened,20), 0 )	// positive and under 20
-		sleeping	= max( min(sleeping, 20), 0 )	// positive and under 20
-		oxyloss		= max(oxyloss,0)				// positive
-		toxloss		= max(toxloss,0)				// positive
-//		bruteloss	= max(bruteloss,0)				// positive
-//		fireloss	= max(fireloss,0)				// positive
-
 	proc/update_mind()
 		if(!mind && client)
 			mind = new
@@ -136,38 +111,6 @@
 
 
 	proc/handle_disabilities()
-		if(hallucination > 0)
-			if(hallucination >= 20 && health > 0)
-				if(prob(3))
-					fake_attack(src)
-			//for(var/atom/a in hallucinations)
-			//	a.hallucinate(src)
-			if(!handling_hal && hallucination > 20)
-				spawn handle_hallucinations() //The not boring kind!
-
-			if(hallucination <= 2)
-				halloss = 0
-				hallucination = 0
-			else
-				hallucination -= 2
-			//if(health < 0)
-			//	for(var/obj/a in hallucinations)
-			//		del a
-		else
-			//halloss = 0
-			for(var/atom/a in hallucinations)
-				del a
-
-			if(halloss > 100)
-				src << "You're too tired to keep going..."
-				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
-					if(O == src)
-						continue
-					O.show_message(text("\red <B>[src] slumps to the ground panting, too weak to continue fighting."), 1)
-				Paralyse(15)
-				setHalLoss(99)
-
-
 		if (disabilities & 2)
 			if ((prob(1) && paralysis < 1 && r_epil < 1))
 				src << "\red You have a seizure!"
@@ -262,32 +205,33 @@
 			if (radiation < 0)
 				radiation = 0
 
-			switch(radiation)
-				if(1 to 49)
-					radiation--
-					if(prob(25))
+			else
+				switch(radiation)
+					if(1 to 49)
+						radiation--
+						if(prob(25))
+							adjustToxLoss(1)
+							updatehealth()
+
+					if(50 to 74)
+						radiation -= 2
 						adjustToxLoss(1)
+						if(prob(5))
+							radiation -= 5
+							Weaken(3)
+							src << "\red You feel weak."
+							emote("collapse")
 						updatehealth()
 
-				if(50 to 74)
-					radiation -= 2
-					adjustToxLoss(1)
-					if(prob(5))
-						radiation -= 5
-						Weaken(3)
-						src << "\red You feel weak."
-						emote("collapse")
-					updatehealth()
-
-				if(75 to 100)
-					radiation -= 3
-					adjustToxLoss(3)
-					if(prob(1))
-						src << "\red You mutate!"
-						randmutb(src)
-						domutcheck(src,null)
-						emote("gasp")
-					updatehealth()
+					if(75 to 100)
+						radiation -= 3
+						adjustToxLoss(3)
+						if(prob(1))
+							src << "\red You mutate!"
+							randmutb(src)
+							domutcheck(src,null)
+							emote("gasp")
+						updatehealth()
 
 
 	proc/breathe()
@@ -453,7 +397,7 @@
 				if(SA_pp > SA_para_min) // Enough to make us paralysed for a bit
 					Paralyse(3) // 3 gives them one second to wake up and run away a bit!
 					if(SA_pp > SA_sleep_min) // Enough to make us sleep as well
-						sleeping = max(src.sleeping+2, 10)
+						sleeping = max(sleeping+2, 10)
 				else if(SA_pp > 0.01)	// There is sleeping gas in their lungs, but only a little, so give them a bit of a warning
 					if(prob(20))
 						spawn(0) emote(pick("giggle", "laugh"))
@@ -743,59 +687,66 @@
 	proc/handle_regular_status_updates()
 		if(stat == DEAD)	//DEAD. BROWN BREAD. SWIMMING WITH THE SPESS CARP
 			blinded = 1
-			stat = DEAD
 			silent = 0
 		else				//ALIVE. LIGHTS ARE ON
+			updatehealth()	//TODO
 			if(health < config.health_threshold_dead || brain_op_stage == 4.0)
 				death()
 				blinded = 1
-				stat = DEAD
 				silent = 0
 				return 1
 
-			stat = CONSCIOUS
-			if(getOxyLoss() > 50)
-				Paralyse(3)
-
-			if(health < config.health_threshold_crit)	//UNCONSCIOUS. NO-ONE IS HOME
+			//UNCONSCIOUS. NO-ONE IS HOME
+			if( (getOxyLoss() > 50) || (config.health_threshold_crit > health) )
 				if( health <= 20 && prob(1) )
 					spawn(0)
 						emote("gasp")
-
 				if(!reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline"))
 					adjustOxyLoss(1)
+				Paralyse(3)
 
-				stat = UNCONSCIOUS
-				Paralyse(5)
+			if(hallucination)
+				if(hallucination >= 20)
+					if(prob(3))
+						fake_attack(src)
+					if(!handling_hal)
+						spawn handle_hallucinations() //The not boring kind!
 
-			if(silent)
-				silent = max(silent-1, 0)
+				if(hallucination<=2)
+					hallucination = 0
+					halloss = 0
+				else
+					hallucination -= 2
 
-			if(stunned > 0)
-				AdjustStunned(-1)
-			if(weakened > 0)
-				AdjustWeakened(-1)
+			else
+				for(var/atom/a in hallucinations)
+					del a
 
-			//Incapacitated
-			if(paralysis > 0)
+				if(halloss > 100)
+					src << "<span class='notice'>You're too tired to keep going...</span>"
+					for(var/mob/O in oviewers(src, null))
+						O.show_message("<B>[src]</B> slumps to the ground panting, too weak to continue fighting.", 1)
+					Paralyse(3)
+					setHalLoss(99)
+
+			if(paralysis)
 				AdjustParalysis(-1)
 				blinded = 1
 				stat = UNCONSCIOUS
-
-			if(sleeping > 0)
+			else if(sleeping)
 				handle_dreams()
 				adjustHalLoss(-5)
+				sleeping = max(sleeping-1, 0)
 				blinded = 1
 				stat = UNCONSCIOUS
 				if( prob(10) && health && !hal_crit )
 					spawn(0)
 						emote("snore")
-				sleeping = max(sleeping-1, 0)
+			//CONSCIOUS
+			else
+				stat = CONSCIOUS
 
-			if(stuttering)
-				stuttering = max(stuttering-1, 0)
-
-			//Eyes & Ears
+			//Eyes
 			if(sdisabilities & 1)		//disabled-blind, doesn't get better on its own
 				blinded = 1
 			else if(eye_blind)			//blindness, heals slowly over time
@@ -807,6 +758,7 @@
 			else if(eye_blurry)	//blurry eyes heal slowly
 				eye_blurry = max(eye_blurry-1, 0)
 
+			//Ears
 			if(sdisabilities & 4)		//disabled-deaf, doesn't get better on its own
 				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf, 1)
 			else if(ear_deaf)			//deafness, heals slowly over time
@@ -817,6 +769,19 @@
 			else if(ear_damage < 25)	//ear damage heals slowly under this threshold. otherwise you'll need earmuffs
 				ear_damage = max(ear_damage-0.05, 0)
 
+			//Other
+			if(stunned)
+				AdjustStunned(-1)
+
+			if(weakened)
+				weakened = max(weakened-1,0)	//before you get mad Rockdtben: I done this so update_canmove isn't called multiple times
+
+			if(stuttering)
+				stuttering = max(stuttering-1, 0)
+
+			if(silent)
+				silent = max(silent-1, 0)
+
 			if(druggy)
 				druggy = max(druggy-1, 0)
 		return 1
@@ -925,7 +890,7 @@
 
 
 
-	/* HUD shit goes here, as long as it doesn't modify src.sight flags */
+	/* HUD shit goes here, as long as it doesn't modify sight flags */
 	// The purpose of this is to stop xray and w/e from preventing you from using huds -- Love, Doohl
 		if(istype(glasses, /obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/health))
 			if(client)
@@ -1055,27 +1020,24 @@
 					bodytemp.icon_state = "temp-4"
 
 		if(!client)	return 0 //Wish we did not need these
-		client.screen -= hud_used.blurry
-		client.screen -= hud_used.druggy
-		client.screen -= hud_used.vimpaired
-		client.screen -= hud_used.darkMask
+		client.screen.Remove(hud_used.blurry, hud_used.druggy, hud_used.vimpaired, hud_used.darkMask)
 
 		if ((blind && stat != 2))
-			if ((blinded))
+			if(blinded)
 				blind.layer = 18
 			else
 				blind.layer = 0
 
-				if (disabilities & 1 && !istype(glasses, /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular) )
+				if( disabilities & 1 && !istype(glasses, /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular) )
 					client.screen += hud_used.vimpaired
 
-				if (eye_blurry)
+				if(eye_blurry)
 					client.screen += hud_used.blurry
 
-				if (druggy)
+				if(druggy)
 					client.screen += hud_used.druggy
 
-				if ((istype(head, /obj/item/clothing/head/welding)) )
+				if( istype(head, /obj/item/clothing/head/welding) )
 					if(!head:up && tinted_weldhelh)
 						client.screen += hud_used.darkMask
 
@@ -1114,7 +1076,7 @@
 
 					for(var/mob/O in viewers(world.view, src))
 						O.show_message(text("<b>\red [] throws up!</b>", src), 1)
-					playsound(src.loc, 'splat.ogg', 50, 1)
+					playsound(loc, 'splat.ogg', 50, 1)
 
 					var/turf/location = loc
 					if (istype(location, /turf/simulated))
@@ -1126,6 +1088,12 @@
 					// make it so you can only puke so fast
 					lastpuke = 0
 
+		//0.1% chance of playing a scary sound to someone who's in complete darkness
+		if(isturf(loc) && rand(1,1000) == 1)
+			var/turf/currentTurf = loc
+			if(!currentTurf.sd_lumcount)
+				playsound_local(src,pick(scarySounds),50, 1, -1)
+
 	proc/handle_virus_updates()
 		if(bodytemperature > 406)
 			for(var/datum/disease/D in viruses)
@@ -1156,3 +1124,4 @@
 				if ((changeling.geneticdamage > 0))
 					changeling.geneticdamage = changeling.geneticdamage-1
 
+#undef HUMAN_MAX_OXYLOSS
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey/life.dm
index 47f3f3c54c4..e37371f8a40 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey/life.dm
@@ -11,14 +11,14 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/monkey/Life()
 	set invisibility = 0
 	set background = 1
-	if (src.monkeyizing)	return
+	if (monkeyizing)	return
 	..()
 
 	var/datum/gas_mixture/environment // Added to prevent null location errors-- TLE
-	if(src.loc)
+	if(loc)
 		environment = loc.return_air()
 
-	if (src.stat != DEAD) //still breathing
+	if (stat != DEAD) //still breathing
 		//First, resolve location and get a breath
 		if(air_master.current_cycle%4==2)
 			//Only try to take a breath every 4 seconds, unless suffocating
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
 	//blinded get reset each cycle and then get activated later in the
 	//code. Very ugly. I dont care. Moving this stuff here so its easy
 	//to find it.
-	src.blinded = null
+	blinded = null
 
 	//Disease Check
 	handle_virus_updates()
@@ -53,12 +53,12 @@
 	//Disabilities
 	handle_disabilities()
 
-	//Status updates, death etc.
+	//Flashlights and such
 	UpdateLuminosity()
+
+	//Status updates, death etc.
 	handle_regular_status_updates()
 	update_canmove()
-	clamp_values()
-
 
 	if(client)
 		handle_regular_hud_updates()
@@ -79,33 +79,27 @@
 
 /mob/living/carbon/monkey
 
-
-	proc/clamp_values()
-//		AdjustStunned(0)
-		AdjustParalysis(0)
-//		AdjustWeakened(0)
-
 	proc/handle_disabilities()
 
-		if (src.disabilities & 2)
-			if ((prob(1) && src.paralysis < 10 && src.r_epil < 1))
+		if (disabilities & 2)
+			if ((prob(1) && paralysis < 10 && r_epil < 1))
 				src << "\red You have a seizure!"
 				Paralyse(10)
-		if (src.disabilities & 4)
-			if ((prob(5) && src.paralysis <= 1 && src.r_ch_cou < 1))
-				src.drop_item()
+		if (disabilities & 4)
+			if ((prob(5) && paralysis <= 1 && r_ch_cou < 1))
+				drop_item()
 				spawn( 0 )
 					emote("cough")
 					return
-		if (src.disabilities & 8)
-			if ((prob(10) && src.paralysis <= 1 && src.r_Tourette < 1))
+		if (disabilities & 8)
+			if ((prob(10) && paralysis <= 1 && r_Tourette < 1))
 				Stun(10)
 				spawn( 0 )
 					emote("twitch")
 					return
-		if (src.disabilities & 16)
+		if (disabilities & 16)
 			if (prob(10))
-				src.stuttering = max(10, src.stuttering)
+				stuttering = max(10, stuttering)
 
 	proc/update_mind()
 		if(!mind && client)
@@ -115,59 +109,59 @@
 
 	proc/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
 
-		if(src.getFireLoss())
+		if(getFireLoss())
 			if((COLD_RESISTANCE in mutations) || prob(50))
-				switch(src.getFireLoss())
+				switch(getFireLoss())
 					if(1 to 50)
-						src.adjustFireLoss(-1)
+						adjustFireLoss(-1)
 					if(51 to 100)
-						src.adjustFireLoss(-5)
+						adjustFireLoss(-5)
 
-		if ((HULK in mutations) && src.health <= 25)
-			src.mutations.Remove(HULK)
+		if ((HULK in mutations) && health <= 25)
+			mutations.Remove(HULK)
 			src << "\red You suddenly feel very weak."
 			Weaken(3)
 			emote("collapse")
 
-		if (src.radiation)
-			if (src.radiation > 100)
-				src.radiation = 100
+		if (radiation)
+			if (radiation > 100)
+				radiation = 100
 				Weaken(10)
 				src << "\red You feel weak."
 				emote("collapse")
 
-			switch(src.radiation)
+			switch(radiation)
 				if(1 to 49)
-					src.radiation--
+					radiation--
 					if(prob(25))
-						src.adjustToxLoss(1)
-						src.updatehealth()
+						adjustToxLoss(1)
+						updatehealth()
 
 				if(50 to 74)
-					src.radiation -= 2
-					src.adjustToxLoss(1)
+					radiation -= 2
+					adjustToxLoss(1)
 					if(prob(5))
-						src.radiation -= 5
+						radiation -= 5
 						Weaken(3)
 						src << "\red You feel weak."
 						emote("collapse")
-					src.updatehealth()
+					updatehealth()
 
 				if(75 to 100)
-					src.radiation -= 3
-					src.adjustToxLoss(3)
+					radiation -= 3
+					adjustToxLoss(3)
 					if(prob(1))
 						src << "\red You mutate!"
 						randmutb(src)
 						domutcheck(src,null)
 						emote("gasp")
-					src.updatehealth()
+					updatehealth()
 
 
 	proc/breathe()
-		if(src.reagents)
+		if(reagents)
 
-			if(src.reagents.has_reagent("lexorin")) return
+			if(reagents.has_reagent("lexorin")) return
 
 		if(!loc) return //probably ought to make a proper fix for this, but :effort: --NeoFite
 
@@ -175,7 +169,7 @@
 		var/datum/air_group/breath
 
 		if(losebreath>0) //Suffocating so do not take a breath
-			src.losebreath--
+			losebreath--
 			if (prob(75)) //High chance of gasping for air
 				spawn emote("gasp")
 			if(istype(loc, /obj/))
@@ -224,21 +218,21 @@
 
 	proc/get_breath_from_internal(volume_needed)
 		if(internal)
-			if (!contents.Find(src.internal))
+			if (!contents.Find(internal))
 				internal = null
 			if (!wear_mask || !(wear_mask.flags|MASKINTERNALS) )
 				internal = null
 			if(internal)
-				if (src.internals)
-					src.internals.icon_state = "internal1"
+				if (internals)
+					internals.icon_state = "internal1"
 				return internal.remove_air_volume(volume_needed)
 			else
-				if (src.internals)
-					src.internals.icon_state = "internal0"
+				if (internals)
+					internals.icon_state = "internal0"
 		return null
 
 	proc/handle_breath(datum/gas_mixture/breath)
-		if(src.nodamage)
+		if(nodamage)
 			return
 
 		if(!breath || (breath.total_moles() == 0))
@@ -314,7 +308,7 @@
 				if(SA_pp > SA_para_min) // Enough to make us paralysed for a bit
 					Paralyse(3) // 3 gives them one second to wake up and run away a bit!
 					if(SA_pp > SA_sleep_min) // Enough to make us sleep as well
-						src.sleeping = max(src.sleeping+2, 10)
+						sleeping = max(sleeping+2, 10)
 				else if(SA_pp > 0.01)	// There is sleeping gas in their lungs, but only a little, so give them a bit of a warning
 					if(prob(20))
 						spawn(0) emote(pick("giggle", "laugh"))
@@ -361,7 +355,7 @@
 		return //TODO: DEFERRED
 
 	proc/handle_temperature_damage(body_part, exposed_temperature, exposed_intensity)
-		if(src.nodamage) return
+		if(nodamage) return
 		var/discomfort = min( abs(exposed_temperature - bodytemperature)*(exposed_intensity)/2000000, 1.0)
 		//adjustFireLoss(2.5*discomfort)
 
@@ -375,11 +369,11 @@
 
 		if(reagents) reagents.metabolize(src)
 
-		if (src.drowsyness)
-			src.drowsyness--
-			src.eye_blurry = max(2, src.eye_blurry)
+		if (drowsyness)
+			drowsyness--
+			eye_blurry = max(2, eye_blurry)
 			if (prob(5))
-				src.sleeping += 1
+				sleeping += 1
 				Paralyse(5)
 
 		confused = max(0, confused - 1)
@@ -389,130 +383,120 @@
 		else
 			dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 1)
 
-		src.updatehealth()
+		updatehealth()
 
 		return //TODO: DEFERRED
 
 	proc/handle_regular_status_updates()
+		updatehealth()
 
-		health = 100 - (getOxyLoss() + getToxLoss() + getFireLoss() + getBruteLoss() + getCloneLoss())
+		if(stat == DEAD)	//DEAD. BROWN BREAD. SWIMMING WITH THE SPESS CARP
+			blinded = 1
+			silent = 0
+		else				//ALIVE. LIGHTS ARE ON
+			if(health < config.health_threshold_dead || brain_op_stage == 4.0)
+				death()
+				blinded = 1
+				stat = DEAD
+				silent = 0
+				return 1
 
-		if(getOxyLoss() > 25) Paralyse(3)
+			//UNCONSCIOUS. NO-ONE IS HOME
+			if( (getOxyLoss() > 25) || (config.health_threshold_crit > health) )
+				if( health <= 20 && prob(1) )
+					spawn(0)
+						emote("gasp")
+				if(!reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline"))
+					adjustOxyLoss(1)
+				Paralyse(3)
 
-		if(src.sleeping)
-			Paralyse(5)
-			if (prob(1) && health) spawn(0) emote("snore")
+			if(paralysis)
+				AdjustParalysis(-1)
+				blinded = 1
+				stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+			else if(sleeping)
+				sleeping = max(sleeping-1, 0)
+				blinded = 1
+				stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+				if( prob(10) && health )
+					spawn(0)
+						emote("snore")
+			//CONSCIOUS
+			else
+				stat = CONSCIOUS
 
-		if(src.resting)
-			Weaken(5)
+			//Eyes
+			if(sdisabilities & 1)		//disabled-blind, doesn't get better on its own
+				blinded = 1
+			else if(eye_blind)			//blindness, heals slowly over time
+				eye_blind = max(eye_blind-1,0)
+				blinded = 1
+			else if(eye_blurry)	//blurry eyes heal slowly
+				eye_blurry = max(eye_blurry-1, 0)
 
-		if(health < config.health_threshold_dead && stat != 2)
-			death()
-		else if(src.health < config.health_threshold_crit)
-			if(src.health <= 20 && prob(1)) spawn(0) emote("gasp")
+			//Ears
+			if(sdisabilities & 4)		//disabled-deaf, doesn't get better on its own
+				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf, 1)
+			else if(ear_deaf)			//deafness, heals slowly over time
+				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf-1, 0)
+			else if(ear_damage < 25)	//ear damage heals slowly under this threshold. otherwise you'll need earmuffs
+				ear_damage = max(ear_damage-0.05, 0)
 
-			//if(!src.rejuv) src.oxyloss++	//-Nodrak (I can't believe I thought this should be commented back in)
-			if(!src.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline") && src.stat != 2) src.adjustOxyLoss(2)
+			//Other
+			if(stunned)
+				AdjustStunned(-1)
 
-			if(src.stat != 2)	src.stat = 1
-			Paralyse(5)
+			if(weakened)
+				weakened = max(weakened-1,0)	//before you get mad Rockdtben: I done this so update_canmove isn't called multiple times
 
-		if (src.stat != 2) //Alive.
+			if(stuttering)
+				stuttering = max(stuttering-1, 0)
 
-			if (src.paralysis || src.stunned || src.weakened || (changeling && changeling.changeling_fakedeath)) //Stunned etc.
-				if (src.stunned > 0)
-					AdjustStunned(-1)
-					src.stat = 0
-				if (src.weakened > 0)
-					AdjustWeakened(-1)
-					src.lying = 1
-					src.stat = 0
-				if (src.paralysis > 0)
-					AdjustParalysis(-1)
-					src.blinded = 1
-					src.lying = 1
-					src.stat = 1
-				var/h = src.hand
-				src.hand = 0
-				drop_item()
-				src.hand = 1
-				drop_item()
-				src.hand = h
-
-			else	//Not stunned.
-				src.lying = 0
-				src.stat = 0
-
-		else //Dead.
-			src.lying = 1
-			src.blinded = 1
-			src.stat = 2
-
-		if (src.stuttering) src.stuttering--
-
-		if (src.eye_blind)
-			src.eye_blind--
-			src.blinded = 1
-
-		if (src.ear_deaf > 0) src.ear_deaf--
-		if (src.ear_damage < 25)
-			src.ear_damage -= 0.05
-			src.ear_damage = max(src.ear_damage, 0)
-
-		src.density = !( src.lying )
-
-		if (src.sdisabilities & 1)
-			src.blinded = 1
-		if (src.sdisabilities & 4)
-			src.ear_deaf = 1
-
-		if (src.eye_blurry > 0)
-			src.eye_blurry--
-			src.eye_blurry = max(0, src.eye_blurry)
-
-		if (src.druggy > 0)
-			src.druggy--
-			src.druggy = max(0, src.druggy)
+			if(silent)
+				silent = max(silent-1, 0)
 
+			if(druggy)
+				druggy = max(druggy-1, 0)
 		return 1
 
+
 	proc/handle_regular_hud_updates()
 
-		if (src.stat == 2 || (XRAY in mutations))
-			src.sight |= SEE_TURFS
-			src.sight |= SEE_MOBS
-			src.sight |= SEE_OBJS
-			src.see_in_dark = 8
-			src.see_invisible = 2
-		else if (src.stat != 2)
-			src.sight &= ~SEE_TURFS
-			src.sight &= ~SEE_MOBS
-			src.sight &= ~SEE_OBJS
-			src.see_in_dark = 2
-			src.see_invisible = 0
+		if (stat == 2 || (XRAY in mutations))
+			sight |= SEE_TURFS
+			sight |= SEE_MOBS
+			sight |= SEE_OBJS
+			see_in_dark = 8
+			see_invisible = 2
+		else if (stat != 2)
+			sight &= ~SEE_TURFS
+			sight &= ~SEE_MOBS
+			sight &= ~SEE_OBJS
+			see_in_dark = 2
+			see_invisible = 0
 
-		if (src.sleep) src.sleep.icon_state = text("sleep[]", src.sleeping)
-		if (src.rest) src.rest.icon_state = text("rest[]", src.resting)
+		if (sleep) sleep.icon_state = text("sleep[]", sleeping)
+		if (rest) rest.icon_state = text("rest[]", resting)
 
-		if (src.healths)
-			if (src.stat != 2)
+		if (healths)
+			if (stat != 2)
 				switch(health)
 					if(100 to INFINITY)
-						src.healths.icon_state = "health0"
+						healths.icon_state = "health0"
 					if(80 to 100)
-						src.healths.icon_state = "health1"
+						healths.icon_state = "health1"
 					if(60 to 80)
-						src.healths.icon_state = "health2"
+						healths.icon_state = "health2"
 					if(40 to 60)
-						src.healths.icon_state = "health3"
+						healths.icon_state = "health3"
 					if(20 to 40)
-						src.healths.icon_state = "health4"
+						healths.icon_state = "health4"
 					if(0 to 20)
-						src.healths.icon_state = "health5"
+						healths.icon_state = "health5"
 					else
-						src.healths.icon_state = "health6"
+						healths.icon_state = "health6"
 			else
-				src.healths.icon_state = "health7"
+				healths.icon_state = "health7"
 
 		if (pressure)
 			var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = loc.return_air()
@@ -530,59 +514,59 @@
 					else
 						pressure.icon_state = "pressure-2"
 
-		if(src.pullin)	src.pullin.icon_state = "pull[src.pulling ? 1 : 0]"
+		if(pullin)	pullin.icon_state = "pull[pulling ? 1 : 0]"
 
 
-		if (src.toxin)	src.toxin.icon_state = "tox[src.toxins_alert ? 1 : 0]"
-		if (src.oxygen) src.oxygen.icon_state = "oxy[src.oxygen_alert ? 1 : 0]"
-		if (src.fire) src.fire.icon_state = "fire[src.fire_alert ? 1 : 0]"
+		if (toxin)	toxin.icon_state = "tox[toxins_alert ? 1 : 0]"
+		if (oxygen) oxygen.icon_state = "oxy[oxygen_alert ? 1 : 0]"
+		if (fire) fire.icon_state = "fire[fire_alert ? 1 : 0]"
 		//NOTE: the alerts dont reset when youre out of danger. dont blame me,
 		//blame the person who coded them. Temporary fix added.
 
 		if(bodytemp)
-			switch(src.bodytemperature) //310.055 optimal body temp
+			switch(bodytemperature) //310.055 optimal body temp
 				if(345 to INFINITY)
-					src.bodytemp.icon_state = "temp4"
+					bodytemp.icon_state = "temp4"
 				if(335 to 345)
-					src.bodytemp.icon_state = "temp3"
+					bodytemp.icon_state = "temp3"
 				if(327 to 335)
-					src.bodytemp.icon_state = "temp2"
+					bodytemp.icon_state = "temp2"
 				if(316 to 327)
-					src.bodytemp.icon_state = "temp1"
+					bodytemp.icon_state = "temp1"
 				if(300 to 316)
-					src.bodytemp.icon_state = "temp0"
+					bodytemp.icon_state = "temp0"
 				if(295 to 300)
-					src.bodytemp.icon_state = "temp-1"
+					bodytemp.icon_state = "temp-1"
 				if(280 to 295)
-					src.bodytemp.icon_state = "temp-2"
+					bodytemp.icon_state = "temp-2"
 				if(260 to 280)
-					src.bodytemp.icon_state = "temp-3"
+					bodytemp.icon_state = "temp-3"
 				else
-					src.bodytemp.icon_state = "temp-4"
+					bodytemp.icon_state = "temp-4"
 
-		src.client.screen -= src.hud_used.blurry
-		src.client.screen -= src.hud_used.druggy
-		src.client.screen -= src.hud_used.vimpaired
+		client.screen -= hud_used.blurry
+		client.screen -= hud_used.druggy
+		client.screen -= hud_used.vimpaired
 
-		if ((src.blind && src.stat != 2))
-			if ((src.blinded))
-				src.blind.layer = 18
+		if ((blind && stat != 2))
+			if ((blinded))
+				blind.layer = 18
 			else
-				src.blind.layer = 0
+				blind.layer = 0
 
-				if (src.disabilities & 1)
-					src.client.screen += src.hud_used.vimpaired
+				if (disabilities & 1)
+					client.screen += hud_used.vimpaired
 
-				if (src.eye_blurry)
-					src.client.screen += src.hud_used.blurry
+				if (eye_blurry)
+					client.screen += hud_used.blurry
 
-				if (src.druggy)
-					src.client.screen += src.hud_used.druggy
+				if (druggy)
+					client.screen += hud_used.druggy
 
-		if (src.stat != 2)
-			if (src.machine)
-				if (!( src.machine.check_eye(src) ))
-					src.reset_view(null)
+		if (stat != 2)
+			if (machine)
+				if (!( machine.check_eye(src) ))
+					reset_view(null)
 			else
 				if(!client.adminobs)
 					reset_view(null)
@@ -596,7 +580,7 @@
 				return
 
 	proc/handle_virus_updates()
-		if(src.bodytemperature > 406)
+		if(bodytemperature > 406)
 			for(var/datum/disease/D in viruses)
 				D.cure()
 		return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index b1dc87d48b5..c97091484ed 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -23,11 +23,12 @@
 
 
 /mob/living/proc/updatehealth()
-	if(!src.nodamage)
-		src.health = 100 - src.getOxyLoss() - src.getToxLoss() - src.getFireLoss() - src.getBruteLoss() - src.getCloneLoss() -src.halloss
-	else
+	if(nodamage)
 		src.health = 100
 		src.stat = 0
+	else
+		src.health = 100 - src.getOxyLoss() - src.getToxLoss() - src.getFireLoss() - src.getBruteLoss() - src.getCloneLoss() - src.halloss
+
 
 //This proc is used for mobs which are affected by pressure to calculate the amount of pressure that actually
 //affects them once clothing is factored in. ~Errorage
@@ -152,21 +153,25 @@
 	src.updatehealth()
 
 /mob/living/proc/revive()
-	//src.fireloss = 0
-	src.setToxLoss(0)
-	//src.bruteloss = 0
-	src.setOxyLoss(0)
+	setToxLoss(0)
+	setOxyLoss(0)
 	SetParalysis(0)
 	SetStunned(0)
 	SetWeakened(0)
-	src.radiation = 0
-	src.nutrition = 400
-	src.bodytemperature = 310
-	//src.health = 100
-	src.heal_overall_damage(1000, 1000)
-	src.buckled = initial(src.buckled)
-	src.handcuffed = initial(src.handcuffed)
-	if(src.stat > 1) src.stat = CONSCIOUS
+	radiation = 0
+	nutrition = 400
+	bodytemperature = 310
+	sdisabilities = 0
+	disabilities = 0
+	blinded = 0
+	eye_blind = 0
+	eye_blurry = 0
+	ear_deaf = 0
+	ear_damage = 0
+	heal_overall_damage(1000, 1000)
+	buckled = initial(src.buckled)
+	handcuffed = initial(src.handcuffed)
+	stat = CONSCIOUS
 	..()
 	return
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
index 45177c70ce1..8a6605d4733 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
@@ -89,7 +89,7 @@
 	var/blinded = null
 	var/bhunger = 0			//Carbon
 	var/ajourn = 0
-	var/rejuv = null
+//	var/rejuv = null
 	var/druggy = 0			//Carbon
 	var/confused = 0		//Carbon
 	var/antitoxs = null