diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/Cib/MedicalSideEffects.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/Cib/MedicalSideEffects.dm
index d701bbb94f5..ea828276837 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/Cib/MedicalSideEffects.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/Cib/MedicalSideEffects.dm
@@ -37,14 +37,14 @@
 	// Only do anything if the effect is currently strong enough
 	if(strength_percent >= 0.4)
 		for (var/datum/medical_effect/M in side_effects)
-			if (M.cure(src))
+			if (M.cure(src) || M.strength > 60)
 				side_effects -= M
 				del(M)
 			else
-				if(life_tick % 15 == 0)
+				if(life_tick % 45 == 0)
 					M.on_life(src, strength_percent*M.strength)
 				// Effect slowly growing stronger
-				M.strength+=0.05
+				M.strength+=0.08
 
 // HEADACHE
 // ========
@@ -78,10 +78,10 @@
 			H.custom_pain("You feel a light pain in your head.",0)
 		if(11 to 30)
 			H.custom_pain("You feel a throbbing pain in your head!",1)
-		if(31 to 99)
+		if(31 to 50)
 			H.custom_pain("You feel an excrutiating pain in your head!",1)
 			H.adjustBrainLoss(1)
-		if(99 to INFINITY)
+		if(51 to INFINITY)
 			H.custom_pain("It feels like your head is about to split open!",1)
 			H.adjustBrainLoss(3)
 			var/datum/organ/external/O = H.organs_by_name["head"]
@@ -102,10 +102,10 @@
 			H.custom_pain("You feel a bit light around the stomach.",0)
 		if(11 to 30)
 			H.custom_pain("Your stomach hurts.",0)
-		if(31 to 99)
+		if(31 to 50)
 			H.custom_pain("You feel sick.",1)
 			H.adjustToxLoss(1)
-		if(99 to INFINITY)
+		if(51 to INFINITY)
 			H.custom_pain("You can't hold it in any longer!",1)
 			H.vomit()
 
@@ -125,11 +125,11 @@
 			H.custom_pain("The muscles in your body hurt a little.",0)
 		if(11 to 30)
 			H.custom_pain("The muscles in your body cramp up painfully.",0)
-		if(31 to 99)
+		if(31 to 50)
 			H.emote("me",1,"flinches as all the muscles in their body cramp up.")
 			H.custom_pain("There's pain all over your body.",1)
 			H.adjustToxLoss(1)
-		if(99 to INFINITY)
+		if(51 to INFINITY)
 			H.emote("me",1,"flinches as all the muscles in their body cramp up.")
 			H.custom_pain("It feels as though your muscles are being ripped apart!",1)
 			H.apply_damage(1, used_weapon = "Cramps")
@@ -138,4 +138,29 @@
 	if(H.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline"))
 		H << "\red The cramps let up.."
 		return 1
+	return 0
+
+// ITCH
+// ====
+/datum/medical_effect/itch/name = "Itch"
+/datum/medical_effect/itch/on_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, strength)
+	switch(strength)
+		if(1 to 10)
+			H.custom_pain("You feel a slight itch.",0)
+		if(11 to 30)
+			H.custom_pain("You want to scratch your itch badly.",0)
+		if(31 to 50)
+			H.emote("me",1,"shivers slightly.")
+			H.custom_pain("This itch makes it really hard to concentrate.",1)
+			H.adjustToxLoss(1)
+		if(51 to INFINITY)
+			H.emote("me",1,"shivers.")
+			H.custom_pain("The itch starts hurting and oozing blood.",1)
+			H.apply_damage(1, BURN, used_weapon = "Itch")
+			H.drip(1)
+
+/datum/medical_effect/itch/cure(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	if(H.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline"))
+		H << "\red The itching stops.."
+		return 1
 	return 0
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/medical.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/medical.dm
index b4f738304f1..56a8181f846 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/medical.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/medical.dm
@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@
 				user.visible_message( 	"\blue [user] salves wounds on [M]'s [affecting.display_name].", \
 										"\blue You salve wounds on [M]'s [affecting.display_name]." )
 
-		H.add_side_effect("Cramps")
+		H.add_side_effect("Itch")
 		H.UpdateDamageIcon()
 	else
 		M.heal_organ_damage((src.heal_brute/2), (src.heal_burn/2))