diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
index 6a6f2bd52e8..8a840ada8e3 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
@@ -272,6 +272,12 @@ var/list/uplink_items = list()
 	item = /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword
 	cost = 8
 
+/datum/uplink_item/dangerous/chainsaw
+	name = "Chainsaw"
+	desc = "A high powered chainsaw for cutting up ...you know...."
+	item = /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/chainsaw
+	cost = 13
+
 /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/manhacks
 	name = "Viscerator Delivery Grenade"
 	desc = "A unique grenade that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
index 2b9424dd594..7909019481e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
@@ -355,6 +355,59 @@ obj/item/weapon/twohanded/
 	desc = "A spear brought over from the Kidan homeworld."
 
 
+///CHAINSAW///
+
+/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/chainsaw
+	icon_override = 'icons/mob/in-hand/swords.dmi'
+	icon_state = "chainsaw0"
+	name = "Chainsaw"
+	desc = "Perfect for felling trees or fellow spaceman."
+	force = 15
+	throwforce = 15
+	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_range = 5
+	w_class = 4.0 // can't fit in backpacks
+	force_unwielded = 15 //still pretty robust
+	force_wielded = 50  //you'll gouge their eye out! Or a limb...maybe even their entire body!
+	wieldsound = 'sound/weapons/chainsawstart.ogg'
+	hitsound = null
+	flags = NOSHIELD
+	origin_tech = "materials=6;syndicate=4"
+	attack_verb = list("sawed", "cut", "hacked", "carved", "cleaved", "butchered", "felled", "timbered")
+	sharp = 1
+	edge = 1
+	no_embed = 1
+
+
+/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/chainsaw/update_icon()
+	if(wielded)
+		icon_state = "chainsaw[wielded]"
+	else
+		icon_state = "chainsaw0"
+
+
+/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/chainsaw/attack(mob/target as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
+	if(wielded)
+		playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/chainsaw.ogg', 100, 1, -1) //incredibly loud; you ain't goin' for stealth with this thing. Credit to Lonemonk of Freesound for this sound.
+		if(isrobot(target))
+			..()
+			return
+		if(!isliving(target))
+			return
+		else
+			target.Weaken(4)
+			..()
+		return
+	else
+		playsound(loc, "swing_hit", 50, 1, -1)
+		return ..()
+
+/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/chainsaw/IsShield() //Disarming someone with a chainsaw should be difficult.
+	if(wielded)
+		return 1
+	else
+		return 0
+
 // SINGULOHAMMER
 
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/singularityhammer
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
index 696775cbad5..3ff64431933 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
@@ -218,7 +218,7 @@ emp_act
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/attacked_by(var/obj/item/I, var/mob/living/user, var/def_zone)
 	if(!I || !user)	return 0
 
-	if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/butch/meatcleaver) && src.stat == DEAD && user.a_intent == "harm")
+	if((istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/butch/meatcleaver) || istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/chainsaw)) && src.stat == DEAD && user.a_intent == "harm")
 		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/human/newmeat = new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/human(get_turf(src.loc))
 		newmeat.name = src.real_name + newmeat.name
 		newmeat.subjectname = src.real_name
diff --git a/icons/mob/in-hand/swords.dmi b/icons/mob/in-hand/swords.dmi
index f7bdd0ae1b0..89d35809a9e 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/in-hand/swords.dmi and b/icons/mob/in-hand/swords.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/weapons.dmi b/icons/obj/weapons.dmi
index f5a1f53a4a4..f686858b569 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/weapons.dmi and b/icons/obj/weapons.dmi differ
diff --git a/sound/weapons/chainsaw.ogg b/sound/weapons/chainsaw.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..abe65004d7a
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/weapons/chainsaw.ogg differ
diff --git a/sound/weapons/chainsawstart.ogg b/sound/weapons/chainsawstart.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..dccaa862d6a
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/weapons/chainsawstart.ogg differ