diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
index 4213eb145ce..34c2cd5de23 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
@@ -1652,82 +1652,40 @@
 	icon_state = "monkeycube"
 	bitesize = 12
 	filling_color = "#ADAC7F"
-
 	var/monkey_type = "Monkey"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/New()
 	..()
 	reagents.add_reagent("protein",10)
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/afterattack(obj/O as obj, mob/user as mob, proximity)
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/afterattack(obj/O, mob/user, proximity)
 	if(!proximity) return
 	if(istype(O,/obj/structure/sink) && !wrapped)
-		user << "You place [name] under a stream of water..."
-		if(loc == user)
-			user.unEquip(src)
-		forceMove(get_turf(src))
+		user << "<span class='notice'>You place [src] under a stream of water...</span>"
+		user.drop_item()
+		forceMove(get_turf(O))
 		return Expand()
 	..()
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/attack_self(mob/user)
 	if(wrapped)
 		Unwrap(user)
 
-/*
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/On_Consume(var/mob/M)
-	M << "<span class = 'warning'>Something inside of you suddently expands!</span>"
-
-
-	if (istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human))
-		//Do not try to understand.
-		var/obj/item/weapon/surprise = new/obj/item/weapon(M)
-		var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/ook = new monkey_type(null) //no other way to get access to the vars, alas
-		surprise.icon = ook.icon
-		surprise.icon_state = ook.icon_state
-		surprise.name = "malformed [ook.name]"
-		surprise.desc = "Looks like \a very deformed [ook.name], a little small for its kind. It shows no signs of life."
-		qdel(ook)	//rip nullspace monkey
-		surprise.transform *= 0.6
-		surprise.add_blood(M)
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-		var/obj/item/organ/external/E = H.get_organ("chest")
-		E.fracture()
-		for (var/obj/item/organ/I in E.internal_organs)
-			I.take_damage(rand(I.min_bruised_damage, I.min_broken_damage+1))
-
-		if (!E.hidden && prob(60)) //set it snuggly
-			E.hidden = surprise
-			E.cavity = 0
-		else 		//someone is having a bad day
-			E.createwound(CUT, 30)
-			E.embed(surprise)
-	else if (issmall(M))
-		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] suddenly tears in half!</span>")
-		var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/ook = new monkey_type(M.loc)
-		ook.name = "malformed [ook.name]"
-		ook.transform *= 0.6
-		ook.add_blood(M)
-		M.gib()
-	..()
-*/
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/water_act(volume, temperature)
 	if(volume >= 5)
 		return Expand()
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/proc/Expand()
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src,7))
-		M << "\red \The [src] expands!"
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = new (src)
+	visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] expands!</span>")
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = new (get_turf(src))
 	H.set_species(monkey_type)
 	qdel(src)
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/proc/Unwrap(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/proc/Unwrap(mob/user)
 	icon_state = "monkeycube"
 	desc = "Just add water!"
-	user << "You unwrap the cube."
+	user << "<span class='notice'>You unwrap the cube.</span>"
 	wrapped = 0
-	return
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/wrapped
 	desc = "Still wrapped in some paper."
@@ -1737,22 +1695,23 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/farwacube
 	name = "farwa cube"
 	monkey_type = "Farwa"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/wrapped/farwacube
 	name = "farwa cube"
 	monkey_type = "Farwa"
 
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/wolpincube
 	name = "wolpin cube"
 	monkey_type = "Wolpin"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/wrapped/wolpincube
 	name = "wolpin cube"
 	monkey_type = "Wolpin"
 
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/stokcube
 	name = "stok cube"
 	monkey_type = "Stok"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/wrapped/stokcube
 	name = "stok cube"
 	monkey_type = "Stok"