First 1/3 of port done.

code/game/objects/effects/mines.dm

@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@
 
 	if(triggered) return
 
-	if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human) || istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/monkey))
+	if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human))
 		for(var/mob/O in viewers(world.view, src.loc))
 			O << "<font color='red'>[M] triggered the \icon[src] [src]</font>"
 		triggered = 1

code/game/objects/items.dm

@@ -494,34 +494,6 @@
 		return 0 //Unsupported slot
 		//END HUMAN
 
-	else if(ismonkey(M))
-		//START MONKEY
-		var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/MO = M
-		switch(slot)
-			if(slot_l_hand)
-				if(MO.l_hand)
-					return 0
-				return 1
-			if(slot_r_hand)
-				if(MO.r_hand)
-					return 0
-				return 1
-			if(slot_wear_mask)
-				if(MO.wear_mask)
-					return 0
-				if( !(slot_flags & SLOT_MASK) )
-					return 0
-				return 1
-			if(slot_back)
-				if(MO.back)
-					return 0
-				if( !(slot_flags & SLOT_BACK) )
-					return 0
-				return 1
-		return 0 //Unsupported slot
-
-		//END MONKEY
-
 
 /obj/item/verb/verb_pickup()
 	set src in oview(1)
@@ -586,14 +558,6 @@
 		user << "\red You're going to need to remove that mask/helmet/glasses first."
 		return
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/Mo = M
-	if(istype(Mo) && ( \
-			(Mo.wear_mask && Mo.wear_mask.flags & MASKCOVERSEYES) \
-		))
-		// you can't stab someone in the eyes wearing a mask!
-		user << "\red You're going to need to remove that mask/helmet/glasses first."
-		return
-
 	if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/alien) || istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/slime))//Aliens don't have eyes./N     slimes also don't have eyes!
 		user << "\red You cannot locate any eyes on this creature!"
 		return

code/game/objects/items/devices/PDA/PDA.dm

@@ -1134,9 +1134,6 @@ var/global/list/obj/item/device/pda/PDAs = list()
 				JFLOG("[user] used the fingerprint scanner on [C]")
 				if (!istype(C:dna, /datum/dna))
 					user << "\blue No fingerprints found on [C]"
-				else if(!istype(C, /mob/living/carbon/monkey))
-					if(!isnull(C:gloves))
-						user << "\blue No fingerprints found on [C]"
 				else
 					user << text("\blue [C]'s Fingerprints: [md5(C:dna.uni_identity)]")
 				if ( !(C:blood_DNA) )

code/game/objects/items/devices/flashlight.dm

@@ -68,7 +68,7 @@
 		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] directs [src] to [M]'s eyes.</span>", \
 							 "<span class='notice'>You direct [src] to [M]'s eyes.</span>")
 
-		if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human) || istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/monkey))	//robots and aliens are unaffected
+		if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human))	//robots and aliens are unaffected
 			if(M.stat == DEAD || M.sdisabilities & BLIND)	//mob is dead or fully blind
 				user << "<span class='notice'>[M] pupils does not react to the light!</span>"
 			else if(XRAY in M.mutations)	//mob has X-RAY vision

code/game/objects/items/stacks/medical.dm

@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 		user << "<span class='danger'>\The [src] cannot be applied to [M]!</span>"
 		return 1
 
-	if (!(istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/human) || istype(user, /mob/living/silicon) || istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/monkey) && ticker && ticker.mode.name == "monkey"))
+	if (!(istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/human) || istype(user, /mob/living/silicon))
 		user << "<span class='danger'>You don't have the dexterity to do this!</span>"
 		return 1
 

code/game/objects/items/weapons/dna_injector.dm

@@ -160,7 +160,7 @@
 				for(var/mob/O in viewers(M, null))
 					O.show_message(text("\red [] has been injected with [] by [].", M, src, user), 1)
 					//Foreach goto(192)
-				if (!(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human) || istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/monkey)))
+				if (!(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human)))
 					user << "\red Apparently it didn't work."
 					return
 

code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/internal.dm

@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@
 //returns 1 if the master item's parent's MouseDrop() should be called, 0 otherwise. It's strange, but no other way of
 //doing it without the ability to call another proc's parent, really.
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/internal/proc/handle_mousedrop(mob/user as mob, obj/over_object as obj)
-	if (ishuman(user) || ismonkey(user)) //so monkeys can take off their backpacks -- Urist
+	if (ishuman(user) || issmall(user)) //so monkeys can take off their backpacks -- Urist
 
 		if (istype(user.loc,/obj/mecha)) // stops inventory actions in a mech
 			return 0

code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/storage.dm

@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@
 	var/use_sound = "rustle"	//sound played when used. null for no sound.
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/MouseDrop(obj/over_object as obj)
-	if (ishuman(usr) || ismonkey(usr)) //so monkeys can take off their backpacks -- Urist
+	if (ishuman(usr) || issmall(usr)) //so monkeys can take off their backpacks -- Urist
 		var/mob/M = usr
 
 		if (istype(usr.loc,/obj/mecha)) // stops inventory actions in a mech

code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm

@@ -59,11 +59,16 @@
 	unwield()
 
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if( istype(user,/mob/living/carbon/monkey) )
-		user << "<span class='warning'>It's too heavy for you to wield fully.</span>"
+	..()
+
+	if(istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		if(H.species.is_small)
+			user << "<span class='warning'>It's too heavy for you to wield fully.</span>"
+			return
+	else
 		return
 
-	..()
 	if(wielded) //Trying to unwield it
 		unwield()
 		user << "<span class='notice'>You are now carrying the [name] with one hand.</span>"

code/game/objects/structures/kitchen_spike.dm

@@ -4,77 +4,57 @@
 	name = "a meat spike"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/kitchen.dmi'
 	icon_state = "spike"
-	desc = "A spike for collecting meat from animals"
+	desc = "A spike for collecting meat from animals."
 	density = 1
 	anchored = 1
 	var/meat = 0
-	var/occupied = 0
-	var/meattype = 0 // 0 - Nothing, 1 - Monkey, 2 - Xeno
+	var/occupied
+	var/meat_type
+	var/victim_name = "corpse"
 
-/obj/structure/kitchenspike
-	attack_paw(mob/user as mob)
-		return src.attack_hand(usr)
-
-	attackby(obj/item/weapon/grab/G as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
-		if(!istype(G, /obj/item/weapon/grab))
-			return
-		if(istype(G.affecting, /mob/living/carbon/monkey))
-			if(src.occupied == 0)
-				src.icon_state = "spikebloody"
-				src.occupied = 1
-				src.meat = 5
-				src.meattype = 1
-				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
-					O.show_message(text("\red [user] has forced [G.affecting] onto the spike, killing them instantly!"))
-				del(G.affecting)
-				del(G)
-
-			else
-				user << "\red The spike already has something on it, finish collecting its meat first!"
-		else if(istype(G.affecting, /mob/living/carbon/alien))
-			if(src.occupied == 0)
-				src.icon_state = "spikebloodygreen"
-				src.occupied = 1
-				src.meat = 5
-				src.meattype = 2
-				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
-					O.show_message(text("\red [user] has forced [G.affecting] onto the spike, killing them instantly!"))
-				del(G.affecting)
-				del(G)
-			else
-				user << "\red The spike already has something on it, finish collecting its meat first!"
+/obj/structure/kitchenspike/attackby(obj/item/weapon/grab/G as obj, mob/user as mob)
+	if(!istype(G, /obj/item/weapon/grab) || !G.affecting)
+		return
+	if(occupied)
+		user << "<span class = 'danger'>The spike already has something on it, finish collecting its meat first!</span>"
+	else
+		if(spike(G.affecting))
+			visible_message("<span class = 'danger'>[user] has forced [G.affecting] onto the spike, killing them instantly!</span>")
+			del(G.affecting)
+			del(G)
 		else
-			user << "\red They are too big for the spike, try something smaller!"
-			return
+			user << "<span class='danger'>They are too big for the spike, try something smaller!</span>"
 
-//	MouseDrop_T(var/atom/movable/C, mob/user)
-//		if(istype(C, /obj/mob/carbon/monkey)
-//		else if(istype(C, /obj/mob/carbon/alien) && !istype(C, /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/slime))
-//		else if(istype(C, /obj/livestock/spesscarp
+/obj/structure/kitchenspike/proc/spike(var/mob/living/victim)
 
-	attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
-		if(..())
-			return
-		if(src.occupied)
-			if(src.meattype == 1)
-				if(src.meat > 1)
-					src.meat--
-					new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/monkey( src.loc )
-					usr << "You remove some meat from the monkey."
-				else if(src.meat == 1)
-					src.meat--
-					new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/monkey(src.loc)
-					usr << "You remove the last piece of meat from the monkey!"
-					src.icon_state = "spike"
-					src.occupied = 0
-			else if(src.meattype == 2)
-				if(src.meat > 1)
-					src.meat--
-					new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/xenomeat( src.loc )
-					usr << "You remove some meat from the alien."
-				else if(src.meat == 1)
-					src.meat--
-					new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/xenomeat(src.loc)
-					usr << "You remove the last piece of meat from the alien!"
-					src.icon_state = "spike"
-					src.occupied = 0
+	if(!istype(victim))
+		return
+
+	if(istype(victim, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = victim
+		if(!H.species.is_small)
+			return 0
+		meat_type = H.species.meat_type
+		icon_state = "spikebloody"
+	else if(istype(victim, /mob/living/carbon/alien))
+		meat_type = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/xenomeat
+		icon_state = "spikebloodygreen"
+	else
+		return 0
+
+	victim_name = victim.name
+	occupied = 1
+	meat = 5
+	return 1
+
+/obj/structure/kitchenspike/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
+	if(..() || !occupied)
+		return
+	meat--
+	new meat_type(get_turf(src))
+	if(src.meat > 1)
+		user << "You remove some meat from \the [victim_name]."
+	else if(src.meat == 1)
+		user << "You remove the last piece of meat from \the [victim_name]!"
+		icon_state = "spike"
+		occupied = 0