diff --git a/baystation12.dme b/baystation12.dme
index 97a7443639e..647e95ad1be 100644
--- a/baystation12.dme
+++ b/baystation12.dme
@@ -442,6 +442,7 @@
 #include "code\game\machinery\rechargestation.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\requests_console.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\robot_fabricator.dm"
+#include "code\game\machinery\scanner.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\seed_extractor.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\shieldgen.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\sink.dm"
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/scanner.dm b/code/game/machinery/scanner.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..857ed1dbbfc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/machinery/scanner.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,140 @@
+//not a computer
+obj/machinery/scanner
+	name = "Identity Analyser"
+	var/outputdir = 0
+	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
+	icon_state = "scanner_idle"
+	density = 1
+	anchored = 1
+	var/lastuser = null
+
+obj/machinery/scanner/New()
+	if(!outputdir)
+		switch(dir)
+			if(1)
+				outputdir = 2
+			if(2)
+				outputdir = 1
+			if(4)
+				outputdir = 8
+			if(8)
+				outputdir = 4
+		if(!outputdir)
+			outputdir = 8
+
+/obj/machinery/scanner/process()
+	if(stat & NOPOWER)
+		return
+	use_power(50)
+
+/obj/machinery/scanner/power_change()
+	if(!powered())
+		spawn(rand(0, 15))
+			icon_state = "scanner_off"
+			stat |= NOPOWER
+	else
+		icon_state = "scanner_idle"
+		stat &= ~NOPOWER
+
+obj/machinery/scanner/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
+	if(stat & NOPOWER)
+		return
+	if(!ishuman(user) || lastuser == user.real_name)
+		return
+	use_power(500)
+	flick("scanner_on",src)
+	lastuser = user.real_name
+	var/mname = user.real_name
+	var/dna = user.dna.unique_enzymes
+	var/bloodtype = user.b_type
+	var/fingerprint = md5(user.dna.uni_identity)
+	var/list/marks = list()
+	var/age = user.age
+	var/gender = user.gender
+	/* no dbstuff yet
+	var/DBQuery/cquery = dbcon.NewQuery("SELECT * from jobban WHERE ckey='[user.ckey]'")
+	if(!cquery.Execute()) return
+	else
+		while(cquery.NextRow())
+			var/list/row = cquery.GetRowData()
+			marks += row["rank"]
+	*/
+	var/text = {"
+	<font size=4><center>Report</center></font><br>
+	<b><u>Name</u></b>: [mname]
+	<b><u>Age</u></b>: [age]
+	<b><u>Sex</u></b>: [gender]
+	<b><u>DNA</u></b>: [dna]
+	<b><u>Blood Type</u></b>: [bloodtype]
+	<b><u>Fingerprint</u></b>: [fingerprint]
+
+	<b><u>Black Marks</u></b>:<br> "}
+	for(var/A in marks)
+		text += "\red[A]<br>"
+	user << "\blue You feel a sting as the scanner sucks all your information out of you and sticks it in it's database."
+	var/turf/T = get_step(src,outputdir)
+	var/obj/item/weapon/paper/print = new(T)
+	print.name = "[mname] Report"
+	print.info = text
+	print.stamped = 1
+
+	for(var/datum/data/record/test in data_core.general)
+		if (test.fields["name"] == mname)
+			return
+
+	var/datum/data/record/G = new()
+	var/datum/data/record/M = new()
+	var/datum/data/record/S = new()
+	var/datum/data/record/L = new()
+	G.fields["rank"] = "Unassigned"
+	G.fields["name"] = mname
+	G.fields["id"] = text("[]", add_zero(num2hex(rand(1, 1.6777215E7)), 6))
+	M.fields["name"] = G.fields["name"]
+	M.fields["id"] = G.fields["id"]
+	S.fields["name"] = G.fields["name"]
+	S.fields["id"] = G.fields["id"]
+	if(gender == FEMALE)
+		G.fields["sex"] = "Female"
+	else
+		G.fields["sex"] = "Male"
+	G.fields["age"] = text("[]", age)
+	G.fields["fingerprint"] = text("[]", fingerprint)
+	G.fields["p_stat"] = "Active"
+	G.fields["m_stat"] = "Stable"
+	M.fields["b_type"] = text("[]", bloodtype)
+	M.fields["b_dna"] = dna
+	M.fields["mi_dis"] = "None"
+	M.fields["mi_dis_d"] = "No minor disabilities have been declared."
+	M.fields["ma_dis"] = "None"
+	M.fields["ma_dis_d"] = "No major disabilities have been diagnosed."
+	M.fields["alg"] = "None"
+	M.fields["alg_d"] = "No allergies have been detected in this patient."
+	M.fields["cdi"] = "None"
+	M.fields["cdi_d"] = "No diseases have been diagnosed at the moment."
+	M.fields["notes"] = "No notes."
+	S.fields["criminal"] = "None"
+	S.fields["mi_crim"] = "None"
+	S.fields["mi_crim_d"] = "No minor crime convictions."
+	S.fields["ma_crim"] = "None"
+	S.fields["ma_crim_d"] = "No major crime convictions."
+	S.fields["notes"] = "No notes."
+
+	//Begin locked reporting
+	L.fields["name"] = mname
+	L.fields["sex"] = gender
+	L.fields["age"] = age
+	L.fields["id"] = md5("[mname][user.mind.assigned_role]")
+	L.fields["rank"] = "Unknown"
+	L.fields["b_type"] = bloodtype
+	L.fields["b_dna"] = dna
+	L.fields["enzymes"] = user.dna.struc_enzymes
+	L.fields["identity"] = user.dna.uni_identity
+	L.fields["image"] = getFlatIcon(user,0)//What the person looks like. Naked, in this case.
+	//End locked reporting
+
+	data_core.general += G
+	data_core.medical += M
+	data_core.security += S
+	data_core.locked += L
+
+