diff --git a/code/datums/periodic_news.dm b/code/datums/periodic_news.dm index d1cb9fc014d..d0d1f01ebf3 100644 --- a/code/datums/periodic_news.dm +++ b/code/datums/periodic_news.dm @@ -1,135 +1,123 @@ // This system defines news that will be displayed in the course of a round. // Uses BYOND's type system to put everything into a nice format -// THIS ISNT PROPERLY PATHED AND I AM GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /datum/news_announcement - var - round_time // time of the round at which this should be announced, in seconds - message // body of the message - author = "Nanotrasen Editor" - channel_name = "Nyx Daily" - can_be_redacted = 0 - message_type = "Story" - revolution_inciting_event + var/round_time // time of the round at which this should be announced, in seconds + var/message // body of the message + var/author = "Nanotrasen Editor" + var/channel_name = "Nyx Daily" + var/can_be_redacted = FALSE + var/message_type = "Story" - paycuts_suspicion - round_time = 60*10 - message = {"Reports have leaked that Nanotrasen Inc. is planning to put paycuts into - effect on many of its Research Stations in Tau Ceti. Apparently these research - stations haven't been able to yield the expected revenue, and thus adjustments - have to be made."} - author = "Unauthorized" +/datum/news_announcement/revolution_inciting_event/paycuts_suspicion + round_time = 60*10 + message = {"Reports have leaked that Nanotrasen Inc. is planning to put paycuts into + effect on many of its Research Stations in Tau Ceti. Apparently these research + stations haven't been able to yield the expected revenue, and thus adjustments + have to be made."} + author = "Unauthorized" - paycuts_confirmation - round_time = 60*40 - message = {"Earlier rumours about paycuts on Research Stations in the Tau Ceti system have - been confirmed. Shockingly, however, the cuts will only affect lower tier - personnel. Heads of Staff will, according to our sources, not be affected."} - author = "Unauthorized" +/datum/news_announcement/revolution_inciting_event/paycuts_confirmation + round_time = 60*40 + message = {"Earlier rumours about paycuts on Research Stations in the Tau Ceti system have + been confirmed. Shockingly, however, the cuts will only affect lower tier + personnel. Heads of Staff will, according to our sources, not be affected."} + author = "Unauthorized" - human_experiments - round_time = 60*90 - message = {"Unbelievable reports about human experimentation have reached our ears. According - to a refugee from one of the Tau Ceti Research Stations, their station, in order - to increase revenue, has refactored several of their facilities to perform experiments - on live humans, including virology research, genetic manipulation, and \"feeding them - to the slimes to see what happens\". Allegedly, these test subjects were neither - humanified monkeys nor volunteers, but rather unqualified staff that were forced into - the experiments, and reported to have died in a \"work accident\" by Nanotrasen Inc."} - author = "Unauthorized" +/datum/news_announcement/revolution_inciting_event/human_experiments + round_time = 60*90 + message = {"Unbelievable reports about human experimentation have reached our ears. According + to a refugee from one of the Tau Ceti Research Stations, their station, in order + to increase revenue, has refactored several of their facilities to perform experiments + on live humans, including virology research, genetic manipulation, and \"feeding them + to the slimes to see what happens\". Allegedly, these test subjects were neither + humanified monkeys nor volunteers, but rather unqualified staff that were forced into + the experiments, and reported to have died in a \"work accident\" by Nanotrasen Inc."} + author = "Unauthorized" - bluespace_research +/datum/news_announcement/bluespace_research/announcement + round_time = 60*20 + message = {"The new field of research trying to explain several interesting spacetime oddities, + also known as \"Bluespace Research\", has reached new heights. Of the several + hundred space stations now orbiting in Tau Ceti, fifteen are now specially equipped + to experiment with and research Bluespace effects. Rumours have it some of these + stations even sport functional \"travel gates\" that can instantly move a whole research + team to an alternate reality."} - announcement - round_time = 60*20 - message = {"The new field of research trying to explain several interesting spacetime oddities, - also known as \"Bluespace Research\", has reached new heights. Of the several - hundred space stations now orbiting in Tau Ceti, fifteen are now specially equipped - to experiment with and research Bluespace effects. Rumours have it some of these - stations even sport functional \"travel gates\" that can instantly move a whole research - team to an alternate reality."} +/datum/news_announcement/random_junk/cheesy_honkers + author = "Assistant Editor Carl Ritz" + channel_name = "The Gibson Gazette" + message = {"Do cheesy honkers increase risk of having a miscarriage? Several health administrations + say so!"} + round_time = 60 * 15 - random_junk +/datum/news_announcement/random_junk/net_block + author = "Assistant Editor Carl Ritz" + channel_name = "The Gibson Gazette" + message = {"Several corporations banding together to block access to 'wetskrell.nt', site administrators + claiming violation of net laws."} + round_time = 60 * 50 - cheesy_honkers - author = "Assistant Editor Carl Ritz" - channel_name = "The Gibson Gazette" - message = {"Do cheesy honkers increase risk of having a miscarriage? Several health administrations - say so!"} - round_time = 60 * 15 +/datum/news_announcement/random_junk/found_ssd + channel_name = "Nyx Daily" + author = "Doctor Eric Hanfield" - net_block - author = "Assistant Editor Carl Ritz" - channel_name = "The Gibson Gazette" - message = {"Several corporations banding together to block access to 'wetskrell.nt', site administrators - claiming violation of net laws."} - round_time = 60 * 50 + message = {"Several people have been found unconscious at their terminals. It is thought that it was due + to a lack of sleep or of simply migraines from staring at the screen too long. Camera footage + reveals that many of them were playing games instead of working and their pay has been docked + accordingly."} + round_time = 60 * 90 - found_ssd - channel_name = "Nyx Daily" - author = "Doctor Eric Hanfield" +/datum/news_announcement/lotus_tree/explosions + channel_name = "Nyx Daily" + author = "Reporter Leland H. Howards" - message = {"Several people have been found unconscious at their terminals. It is thought that it was due - to a lack of sleep or of simply migraines from staring at the screen too long. Camera footage - reveals that many of them were playing games instead of working and their pay has been docked - accordingly."} - round_time = 60 * 90 + message = {"The newly-christened civillian transport Lotus Tree suffered two very large explosions near the + bridge today, and there are unconfirmed reports that the death toll has passed 50. The cause of + the explosions remain unknown, but there is speculation that it might have something to do with + the recent change of regulation in the Moore-Lee Corporation, a major funder of the ship, when M-L + announced that they were officially acknowledging inter-species marriage and providing couples + with marriage tax-benefits."} + round_time = 60 * 30 - lotus_tree +/datum/news_announcement/food_riots/breaking_news + channel_name = "Nyx Daily" + author = "Reporter Ro'kii Ar-Raqis" - explosions - channel_name = "Nyx Daily" - author = "Reporter Leland H. Howards" + message = {"Breaking news: Food riots have broken out throughout the Refuge asteroid colony in the Tenebrae + Lupus system. This comes only hours after Nanotrasen officials announced they will no longer trade with the + colony, citing the increased presence of \"hostile factions\" on the colony has made trade too dangerous to + continue. Nanotrasen officials have not given any details about said factions. More on that at the top of + the hour."} + round_time = 60 * 10 - message = {"The newly-christened civillian transport Lotus Tree suffered two very large explosions near the - bridge today, and there are unconfirmed reports that the death toll has passed 50. The cause of - the explosions remain unknown, but there is speculation that it might have something to do with - the recent change of regulation in the Moore-Lee Corporation, a major funder of the ship, when M-L - announced that they were officially acknowledging inter-species marriage and providing couples - with marriage tax-benefits."} - round_time = 60 * 30 - - food_riots - - breaking_news - channel_name = "Nyx Daily" - author = "Reporter Ro'kii Ar-Raqis" - - message = {"Breaking news: Food riots have broken out throughout the Refuge asteroid colony in the Tenebrae - Lupus system. This comes only hours after Nanotrasen officials announced they will no longer trade with the - colony, citing the increased presence of \"hostile factions\" on the colony has made trade too dangerous to - continue. Nanotrasen officials have not given any details about said factions. More on that at the top of - the hour."} - round_time = 60 * 10 - - more - channel_name = "Nyx Daily" - author = "Reporter Ro'kii Ar-Raqis" - - message = {"More on the Refuge food riots: The Refuge Council has condemned Nanotrasen's withdrawal from - the colony, claiming \"there has been no increase in anti-Nanotrasen activity\", and \"\[the only] reason - Nanotrasen withdrew was because the \[Tenebrae Lupus] system's Plasma deposits have been completely mined out. - We have little to trade with them now\". Nanotrasen officials have denied these allegations, calling them - \"further proof\" of the colony's anti-Nanotrasen stance. Meanwhile, Refuge Security has been unable to quell - the riots. More on this at 6."} - round_time = 60 * 60 +/datum/news_announcement/food_riots/more + channel_name = "Nyx Daily" + author = "Reporter Ro'kii Ar-Raqis" + message = {"More on the Refuge food riots: The Refuge Council has condemned Nanotrasen's withdrawal from + the colony, claiming \"there has been no increase in anti-Nanotrasen activity\", and \"\[the only] reason + Nanotrasen withdrew was because the \[Tenebrae Lupus] system's Plasma deposits have been completely mined out. + We have little to trade with them now\". Nanotrasen officials have denied these allegations, calling them + \"further proof\" of the colony's anti-Nanotrasen stance. Meanwhile, Refuge Security has been unable to quell + the riots. More on this at 6."} + round_time = 60 * 60 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(newscaster_standard_feeds, list(/datum/news_announcement/bluespace_research, /datum/news_announcement/lotus_tree, /datum/news_announcement/random_junk, /datum/news_announcement/food_riots)) -proc/process_newscaster() +/proc/process_newscaster() check_for_newscaster_updates(SSticker.mode.newscaster_announcements) GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(announced_news_types) -proc/check_for_newscaster_updates(type) +/proc/check_for_newscaster_updates(type) for(var/subtype in subtypesof(type)) var/datum/news_announcement/news = new subtype() if(news.round_time * 10 <= world.time && !(subtype in GLOB.announced_news_types)) GLOB.announced_news_types += subtype announce_newscaster_news(news) -proc/announce_newscaster_news(datum/news_announcement/news) +/proc/announce_newscaster_news(datum/news_announcement/news) var/datum/feed_channel/sendto for(var/datum/feed_channel/FC in GLOB.news_network.network_channels)