diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/gbs.dm b/code/datums/diseases/gbs.dm
index 64079f0fddc..8ba67750c06 100644
--- a/code/datums/diseases/gbs.dm
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/gbs.dm
@@ -38,4 +38,16 @@
 			if(prob(50))
 				affected_mob.gib()
 		else
-			return
\ No newline at end of file
+			return
+
+/datum/disease/gbs/curable
+	name = "Non-Contagious GBS"
+	stage_prob = 5
+	spread_text = "Non-Contagious"
+	spread_flags = SPECIAL
+	cure_text = "Cryoxadone"
+	cures = list("cryoxadone")
+	cure_chance = 10
+	agent = "gibbis"
+	spread_flags = NON_CONTAGIOUS
+	disease_flags = CURABLE
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/kuru.dm b/code/datums/diseases/kuru.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..67cfd3e8693
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/kuru.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+/datum/disease/kuru
+	name = "Space Kuru"
+	max_stages = 4
+	stage_prob = 5
+	spread_text = "Non-Contagious"
+	spread_flags = SPECIAL
+	cure_text = "Incurable"
+	agent = "Prions"
+	viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	desc = "Uncontrollable laughing."
+	severity = BIOHAZARD
+	spread_flags = NON_CONTAGIOUS
+
+/datum/disease/kuru/stage_act()
+	..()
+	switch(stage)
+		if(1)
+			if(prob(50))
+				affected_mob.emote("laugh")
+			if(prob(50))
+				affected_mob.Jitter(25)
+		if(2)
+			if (prob(50))
+				affected_mob.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[affected_mob] laughs uncontrollably!</span>")
+				affected_mob.Stun(10)
+				affected_mob.Weaken(10)
+				affected_mob.Jitter(250)
+				affected_mob.drop_l_hand()
+				affected_mob.drop_r_hand()
+		if(3)
+			if(prob(25))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>You feel like you are about to drop dead!</span>")
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your body convulses painfully!</span>")
+				affected_mob.drop_l_hand()
+				affected_mob.drop_r_hand()
+				affected_mob.adjustBruteLoss(5)
+				affected_mob.adjustOxyLoss(5)
+				affected_mob.Stun(10)
+				affected_mob.Weaken(10)
+				affected_mob.Jitter(250)
+				affected_mob.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[affected_mob] laughs uncontrollably!</span>")
+		if(4)
+			if(prob(25))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>You feel like you are going to die!</span>")
+				affected_mob.adjustOxyLoss(75)
+				affected_mob.adjustBruteLoss(75)
+				affected_mob.drop_l_hand()
+				affected_mob.drop_r_hand()
+				affected_mob.Stun(10)
+				affected_mob.Weaken(10)
+				affected_mob.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[affected_mob] laughs uncontrollably!</span>")
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/vampire.dm b/code/datums/diseases/vampire.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..dbcc9bbb3c0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/vampire.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+/datum/disease/vampire
+	name = "Grave Fever"
+	max_stages = 3
+	stage_prob = 5
+	spread_text = "Non-Contagious"
+	spread_flags = SPECIAL
+	cure_text = "Antibiotics"
+	cures = list("spaceacillin")
+	agent = "Grave Dust"
+	cure_chance = 20
+	viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	severity = DANGEROUS
+	disease_flags = CURABLE
+	spread_flags = NON_CONTAGIOUS
+
+/datum/disease/vampire/stage_act()
+	..()
+	var/toxdamage = stage * 2
+	var/stuntime = stage * 2
+
+	if(prob(10))
+		affected_mob.emote(pick("cough","groan", "gasp"))
+		affected_mob.losebreath++
+
+	if(prob(15))
+		if(prob(33))
+			to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>You feel sickly and weak.</span>")
+			affected_mob.slowed += 3
+		affected_mob.adjustToxLoss(toxdamage)
+
+	if(prob(5))
+		to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your joints ache horribly!</span>")
+		affected_mob.Weaken(stuntime)
+		affected_mob.Stun(stuntime)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
index f6295599199..cc3c176ec17 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
@@ -302,7 +302,7 @@ var/list/uplink_items = list()
 	reference = "TPB"
 	item = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/traitor
 	cost = 2
-	job = list("Scientist","Research Director","Chief Medical Officer","Medical Doctor","Psychiatrist","Chemist","Paramedic","Virologist","Bartender")
+	job = list("Research Director","Chief Medical Officer","Medical Doctor","Psychiatrist","Paramedic","Virologist","Bartender")
 
 // DANGEROUS WEAPONS
 
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/vampire/vampire_powers.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/vampire/vampire_powers.dm
index a7e470ef056..bc7ba9276f5 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/vampire/vampire_powers.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/vampire/vampire_powers.dm
@@ -192,8 +192,8 @@
 
 /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/vampire/targetted/disease
 	name = "Diseased Touch (100)"
-	desc = "Touches your victim with infected blood giving them appendicitis, which will, left untreated, cause a slow death by poison."
-	gain_desc = "You have gained the Diseased Touch ability which causes those you touch to die unless treated medically."
+	desc = "Touches your victim with infected blood giving them Grave Fever, which will, left untreated, causes toxic building and frequent collapsing."
+	gain_desc = "You have gained the Diseased Touch ability which causes those you touch to become weak unless treated medically."
 	action_icon_state = "vampire_disease"
 	required_blood = 100
 
@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@
 		if(!affects(target))
 			to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>They seem to be unaffected.</span>")
 			continue
-		var/datum/disease/D = new /datum/disease/appendicitis //someone should probably make a better virus for this
+		var/datum/disease/D = new /datum/disease/vampire
 		target.ForceContractDisease(D)
 
 /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/vampire/mob_aoe/glare
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/contraband.dm b/code/game/objects/items/contraband.dm
index 22eb55e150e..8bc5b265466 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/contraband.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/contraband.dm
@@ -29,35 +29,35 @@
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/zoom( src )
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/zoom( src )
 
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/random_drugs
 	name = "pill"
-	desc = ""
+	desc = "A cocktail of illicit designer drugs, who knows what might be in here."
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/random_drugs/New()
 	..()
 	icon_state = "pill" + pick("2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","10","11","12","13","14","15","16","17","18","19","20")
 
-	name = pick("lunar","vorpal","hardcore","willow", "void","loopy","electro", "cyber","heavy", "ninja", "hydro", "blue", "red", "green", "purple", "strong", "divine","carp" ,"deadly","dead","vicious" ,"wild" ,"demon", "chill", "solid", "liquid", "crazy", "super", "hyper", "space", "wizard", "rainbow", "star", "turbo", "prism", "sticky") + " " + pick("jack","zero","null","beat","nip","bubbles" ,"ice","medicine","venom","shock","solar" ,"spice" ,"shredder", "heart" , "heat", "pill","hopper","scum","fruit", "bolt", "deck", "butter", "runoff", "grease", "flair", "sweat", "zone", "blast")
+	name = "[pick_list("chemistry_tools.json", "CYBERPUNK_drug_prefixes")] [pick_list("chemistry_tools.json", "CYBERPUNK_drug_suffixes")]"
 
-	reagents.add_reagent(pick("pancuronium","neurotoxin","frostoil", "toxin","morphine", "carpotoxin", "hippiesdelight","methamphetamine","haloperidol" , "hydrocodone", "psilocybin", "lsd", "capsaicin", "space_drugs" , "epinephrine", "serotrotium"), pick(5,7,10,13,15))
-	reagents.add_reagent(pick("pancuronium","neurotoxin","frostoil", "toxin","morphine", "carpotoxin", "hippiesdelight","methamphetamine","haloperidol" ,"hydrocodone", "psilocybin", "lsd", "capsaicin", "space_drugs" , "epinephrine", "serotrotium"), pick(5,7,10,13,15))
-	reagents.add_reagent(pick("pancuronium","neurotoxin","frostoil", "toxin","morphine", "carpotoxin", "hippiesdelight","methamphetamine","haloperidol" , "hydrocodone", "psilocybin", "lsd", "capsaicin", "space_drugs" , "epinephrine", "serotrotium"), pick(5,7,10,13,15))
+	var/primaries = rand(1,3)
+	var/adulterants = rand(2,4)
+
+	while(primaries > 0)
+		primaries--
+		reagents.add_reagent(pick_list("chemistry_tools.json", "CYBERPUNK_drug_primaries"), 6)
+	while(adulterants > 0)
+		adulterants--
+		reagents.add_reagent(pick_list("chemistry_tools.json", "CYBERPUNK_drug_adulterants"), 3)
 
 
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/pill_bottle/random_drug_bottle
-	name = "odd pill bottle"
-	desc = "You're not sure if you trust the contents of this bottle..."
+	name = "pill bottle (???)"
+	desc = "Huh."
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/pill_bottle/random_drug_bottle/New()
 	..()
-	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/random_drugs( src )
-	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/random_drugs( src )
-	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/random_drugs( src )
-	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/random_drugs( src )
-	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/random_drugs( src )
-	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/random_drugs( src )
-	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/random_drugs( src )
+	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
+		new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/pill/random_drugs(src)
 
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
index 6a863bcc60f..25ade73eb38 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
@@ -949,6 +949,9 @@ obj/item/toy/cards/deck/syndicate/black
 
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
 	playsound(loc, poof_sound, 20, 1)	// Play the whoosh sound in local area
+	if(iscarbon(M))
+		if(prob(10))
+			M.reagents.add_reagent("hugs", 10)
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/seed_datums.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/seed_datums.dm
index f40887f845a..d7ce6d9f49a 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/seed_datums.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/seed_datums.dm
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@
 	seed_name = "ghost pepper"
 	display_name = "ghost pepper plants"
 	mutants = null
-	chems = list("capsaicin" = list(8,2), "condensedcapsaicin" = list(4,4), "plantmatter" = list(1,50))
+	chems = list("capsaicin" = list(8,2), "condensedcapsaicin" = list(4,4), "ghostchilijuice" = list(4,4), "plantmatter" = list(1,50))
 	kitchen_tag = "ghostchili"
 	preset_icon = "ghostchilipepper"
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm
index 5278f0cc723..d44bfbbb27f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm
@@ -12,6 +12,8 @@
 	if(embedded_flag)
 		handle_embedded_objects() //Moving with objects stuck in you can cause bad times.
 
+	if(slowed)
+		tally += 10
 
 	var/health_deficiency = (maxHealth - health + staminaloss)
 	if(reagents)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm
index 7e70e3a613f..c3c64c1c696 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm
@@ -111,6 +111,7 @@
 	handle_slurring()
 	handle_paralysed()
 	handle_sleeping()
+	handle_slowed()
 
 
 /mob/living/proc/handle_stunned()
@@ -160,7 +161,10 @@
 		clear_alert("asleep")
 	return sleeping
 
-
+/mob/living/proc/handle_slowed()
+	if(slowed)
+		slowed = max(slowed-1, 0)
+	return slowed
 
 /mob/living/proc/handle_disabilities()
 	//Eyes
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index dd47a9cbcb6..175f3d186c4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -333,7 +333,7 @@
 			C.unEquip(C.legcuffed)
 		C.legcuffed = initial(C.legcuffed)
 		C.update_inv_legcuffed()
-		
+
 		if(C.reagents)
 			for(var/datum/reagent/R in C.reagents.reagent_list)
 				C.reagents.clear_reagents()
@@ -358,12 +358,14 @@
 	SetParalysis(0)
 	SetStunned(0)
 	SetWeakened(0)
+	slowed = 0
 	losebreath = 0
 	dizziness = 0
 	jitteriness = 0
 	confused = 0
 	drowsyness = 0
 	radiation = 0
+	druggy = 0
 	nutrition = 400
 	bodytemperature = 310
 	sdisabilities = 0
@@ -826,3 +828,11 @@
 			butcher_results.Remove(path) //In case you want to have things like simple_animals drop their butcher results on gib, so it won't double up below.
 		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] butchers [src].</span>")
 		gib()
+
+/mob/living/movement_delay()
+	var/tally = 0
+
+	if(slowed)
+		tally += 10
+
+	return tally
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
index 8b4b39e006a..bc09aa11a1b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
@@ -98,6 +98,7 @@
 	var/paralysis = 0.0
 	var/stunned = 0.0
 	var/weakened = 0.0
+	var/slowed = 0
 	var/losebreath = 0.0//Carbon
 	var/intent = null//Living
 	var/shakecamera = 0
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/disease.dm b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/disease.dm
index be1672434e4..aa0a2db6ae0 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/disease.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/disease.dm
@@ -63,8 +63,8 @@
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/salmonella
-	name = "Salmonella "
-	id = "salmonella "
+	name = "Salmonella"
+	id = "salmonella"
 	description = "A nasty bacteria found in spoiled food."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#1E4600"
@@ -74,6 +74,63 @@
 	M.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/food_poisoning(0))
 	..()
 
+/datum/reagent/gibbis
+	name = "Gibbis"
+	id = "gibbis"
+	description = "Liquid gibbis."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#FF0000"
+
+/datum/reagent/gibbis/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/carbon/M as mob)
+	if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
+	if(volume > 2.5)
+		M.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/gbs/curable(0))
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/prions
+	name = "Prions"
+	id = "prions"
+	description = "A disease-causing agent that is neither bacterial nor fungal nor viral and contains no genetic material."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#FFFFFF"
+
+/datum/reagent/prions/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/carbon/M as mob)
+	if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
+	if(volume > 4.5)
+		M.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/kuru(0))
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/grave_dust
+	name = "Grave Dust"
+	id = "grave_dust"
+	description = "Moldy old dust taken from a grave site."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#465046"
+
+/datum/reagent/grave_dust/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/carbon/M as mob)
+	if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
+	if(volume > 4.5)
+		M.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/vampire(0))
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/heartworms
+	name = "Space heartworms"
+	id = "heartworms"
+	description = "Aww, gross! These things can't be good for your heart. They're gunna eat it!"
+	reagent_state = SOLID
+	color = "#925D6C"
+
+/datum/reagent/heartworms/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/carbon/M as mob)
+	if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
+	if(volume > 4.5)
+		if(ishuman(M))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+			var/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/ate_heart = H.get_int_organ(/obj/item/organ/internal/heart)
+			if(ate_heart)
+				ate_heart.remove(H)
+				qdel(ate_heart)
+	..()
+
 /datum/reagent/spore
 	name = "Blob Spores"
 	id = "spore"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm
index 323bb24e832..01920c617c3 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm
@@ -67,6 +67,56 @@
 	mix_sound = 'sound/goonstation/misc/drinkfizz.ogg'
 
 
+/datum/reagent/ethanol/dragons_breath
+	name = "Dragon's Breath"
+	id = "dragonsbreath"
+	description = "Possessing this stuff probably breaks the Geneva convention."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#DC0000"
+	alcohol_perc = 1
+
+/datum/reagent/ethanol/dragons_breath/reaction_mob(var/mob/living/M, var/method=TOUCH, var/volume)
+	if(method == INGEST && prob(20))
+		if(M.on_fire)
+			M.adjust_fire_stacks(3)
+
+/datum/reagent/ethanol/dragons_breath/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+	if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
+	if(M.reagents.has_reagent("milk"))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>The milk stops the burning. Ahhh.</span>")
+		M.reagents.del_reagent("milk")
+		M.reagents.del_reagent("dragonsbreath")
+		return
+	if(prob(8))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>Oh god! Oh GODD!!</span>")
+	if(prob(50))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>Your throat burns terribly!</span>")
+		M.emote(pick("scream","cry","choke","gasp"))
+		M.Stun(1)
+	if(prob(8))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>Why!? WHY!?</span>")
+	if(prob(8))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>ARGHHHH!</span>")
+	if(prob(2 * volume))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>OH GOD OH GOD PLEASE NO!!</b></span>")
+		if(M.on_fire)
+			M.adjust_fire_stacks(5)
+		if(prob(50))
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>IT BURNS!!!!</span>")
+			M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] is consumed in flames!</span>")
+			M.dust()
+			return
+	..()
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/dragons_breath
+	name = "Dragon's Breath"
+	id = "dragonsbreath"
+	result = "dragonsbreath"
+	required_reagents = list("whiskey" = 1, "phlogiston" = 1, "pyrosium" = 1, "fuel" = 1, "ghostchilijuice"= 1)
+	result_amount = 1
+	mix_message = "A tiny mushroom cloud erupts from the container. That's not worrying at all!"
+	mix_sound = 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg'
+
 // ROBOT ALCOHOL PAST THIS POINT
 // WOOO!
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/food.dm b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/food.dm
index e86ed8a2b11..e8b5ed3f681 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/food.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/food.dm
@@ -601,3 +601,44 @@ datum/reagent/pepperoni/reaction_mob(var/mob/living/M, var/method=TOUCH, var/vol
 			if(!H.heart_attack)
 				H.heart_attack = 1
 	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/ghost_chili_juice
+	name = "Ghost chili juice"
+	id = "ghostchilijuice"
+	description = "Juice from the universe's hottest chilli. Do not consume."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#FF7F32"
+
+/datum/reagent/ghost_chili_juice/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+	if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
+	if(M.reagents.has_reagent("milk"))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>The milk stops the burning. Ahhh.</span>")
+		M.reagents.del_reagent("milk")
+		M.reagents.del_reagent("ghostchilijuice")
+		return
+	if(prob(8))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>Oh god! Oh GODD!!</span>")
+	if(prob(50))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>Your throat burns furiously!</span>")
+		M.emote(pick("scream","cry","choke","gasp"))
+		M.Stun(1)
+	if(prob(8))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>Why!? WHY!?</span>")
+	if(prob(8))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>ARGHHHH!</span>")
+	if(prob(33))
+		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] suddenly and violently vomits!</span>")
+		M.fakevomit(no_text = 1)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>Thank goodness. You're not sure how long you could have held out with heat that intense!</span>")
+		M.reagents.del_reagent("ghostchilijuice")
+		return
+	if(prob(10))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>OH GOD OH GOD PLEASE NO!!</span>")
+		if(M.on_fire)
+			M.adjust_fire_stacks(5)
+		if(prob(50))
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>IT BURNS!!!!</span>")
+			M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] is consumed in flames!</span>")
+			M.dust()
+			return
+	..()
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/medicine.dm b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/medicine.dm
index bc319a9b6bd..aca5897735c 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/medicine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/medicine.dm
@@ -800,6 +800,7 @@ datum/reagent/stimulants/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 		M.adjustBruteLoss(-10*REM)
 		M.adjustFireLoss(-10*REM)
 		M.setStaminaLoss(0)
+		M.slowed = 0
 		M.dizziness = max(0,M.dizziness-10)
 		M.drowsyness = max(0,M.drowsyness-10)
 		M.confused = 0
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/other.dm b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/other.dm
index c26d8bbe983..7ef7dff6ff5 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/other.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/other.dm
@@ -351,6 +351,52 @@ datum/reagent/fartonium/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 	required_reagents = list("sodium" = 1, "hydrogen" = 1, "oxygen" = 1)
 	result_amount = 3
 
+/datum/reagent/hugs
+	name = "Pure hugs"
+	id = "hugs"
+	description = "Hugs, in liquid form.  Yes, the concept of a hug.  As a liquid.  This makes sense in the future."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#FF97B9"
+
+/datum/reagent/love
+	name = "Pure love"
+	id = "love"
+	description = "What is this emotion you humans call \"love?\"  Oh, it's this?  This is it? Huh, well okay then, thanks."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#FF83A5"
+
+/datum/reagent/love/reaction_mob(var/mob/living/M, var/method=TOUCH, var/volume)
+	to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You feel loved!</span>")
+
+/datum/reagent/love/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+	if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
+
+	if(M.a_intent == I_HARM)
+		M.a_intent = I_HELP
+
+	if(prob(8))
+		var/lovely_phrase = pick("appreciated", "loved", "pretty good", "really nice", "pretty happy with yourself, even though things haven't always gone as well as they could")
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You feel [lovely_phrase].</span>")
+
+	else if(!M.restrained())
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in orange(1, M))
+			if(C)
+				if(C == M)
+					continue
+				if(!C.stat)
+					M.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[M] gives [C] a [pick("hug","warm embrace")].</span>")
+					playsound(get_turf(M), 'sound/weapons/thudswoosh.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+					break
+	..()
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/love
+	name = "pure love"
+	id = "love"
+	result = "love"
+	required_reagents = list("hugs" = 1, "chocolate" = 1)
+	result_amount = 2
+	mix_message = "The substance gives off a lovely scent!"
+
 ///Alchemical Reagents
 
 datum/reagent/eyenewt
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/toxins.dm b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/toxins.dm
index 4c7f75829e0..ae8b80ac1cd 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/toxins.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/toxins.dm
@@ -397,6 +397,15 @@
 	..()
 	return
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/initropidril
+	name = "Initropidril"
+	id = "initropidril"
+	result = "initropidril"
+	required_reagents = list("crank" = 1, "histamine" = 1, "krokodil" = 1, "bath_salts" = 1, "atropine" = 1, "nicotine" = 1, "morphine" = 1)
+	result_amount = 4
+	mix_message = "A sweet and sugary scent drifts from the unpleasant milky substance."
+
+
 /datum/reagent/concentrated_initro
 	name = "Concentrated Initropidril"
 	id = "concentrated_initro"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
index 31b6ca73fd0..902892d3f7e 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
@@ -787,7 +787,7 @@
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
-		reagents.add_reagent("mannitol", 6)
+		reagents.add_reagent("prions", 10)
 		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/ghostburger
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass/bottle.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass/bottle.dm
index 3079a5286ec..ca4b15fc211 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass/bottle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass/bottle.dm
@@ -299,7 +299,7 @@
 
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent(pick("polonium","initropidril","concentrated_initro","pancuronium","sodium_thiopental","ketamine","sulfonal","amanitin","coniine","curare","sarin","histamine","venom","cyanide","spidereggs","nanomachines"), 40)
+		reagents.add_reagent(pick_list("chemistry_tools.json", "traitor_poison_bottle"), 40)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/plasma
 	name = "plasma dust bottle"
diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index 11e0b205f71..ea5ff12f619 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -223,12 +223,14 @@
 #include "code\datums\diseases\fluspanish.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\food_poisoning.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\gbs.dm"
+#include "code\datums\diseases\kuru.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\magnitis.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\pierrot_throat.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\retrovirus.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\rhumba_beat.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\transformation.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\tuberculosis.dm"
+#include "code\datums\diseases\vampire.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\wizarditis.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\advance\advance.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\advance\presets.dm"
diff --git a/strings/chemistry_tools.json b/strings/chemistry_tools.json
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..28bfe60010b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/chemistry_tools.json
@@ -0,0 +1,474 @@
+{
+	"CYBERPUNK_drug_prefixes": [
+		"ace",
+		"acid",
+		"android",
+		"angel",
+		"arse",
+		"astro",
+		"atomic",
+		"azimuth",
+		"bandit",
+		"base",
+		"bear",
+		"big",
+		"bit",
+		"blood",
+		"blue",
+		"bog",
+		"borg",
+		"bronx",
+		"buffalo",
+		"butterfly",
+		"cactus",
+		"cancer",
+		"cat",
+		"chaos",
+		"cherub",
+		"cloud",
+		"crazy",
+		"creamy",
+		"crispy",
+		"cryo",
+		"crypto",
+		"crystal",
+		"cyber",
+		"dad's",
+		"dank",
+		"dapper",
+		"dead",
+		"death",
+		"deep",
+		"demon",
+		"desert",
+		"devil",
+		"discharge",
+		"disco",
+		"dog",
+		"dragon",
+		"duck",
+		"electro",
+		"evil",
+		"exo",
+		"exotic",
+		"farty",
+		"flux",
+		"flying",
+		"freak",
+		"freckle",
+		"fusion",
+		"gentlemen's",
+		"george",
+		"ghost",
+		"giga",
+		"glow",
+		"goon",
+		"grandma's",
+		"hardcore",
+		"harlem",
+		"heather",
+		"heavenly",
+		"hell",
+		"hungry",
+		"hydro",
+		"ice",
+		"india",
+		"iron",
+		"jazz",
+		"jelly",
+		"jersey",
+		"jungle",
+		"knockout",
+		"liquid",
+		"loony",
+		"loopy",
+		"lucky",
+		"lunar",
+		"macro",
+		"mad",
+		"magic",
+		"mama's",
+		"mars",
+		"marsh",
+		"mega",
+		"meteor",
+		"micro",
+		"monday",
+		"monkey",
+		"moon",
+		"motor",
+		"mountain",
+		"murder",
+		"naughty",
+		"necro",
+		"neon",
+		"nice",
+		"night",
+		"ninja",
+		"nuke",
+		"omega",
+		"omni",
+		"pain",
+		"paranoid",
+		"plasma",
+		"prism",
+		"puffer",
+		"puffy",
+		"quirky",
+		"racist",
+		"rainbow",
+		"red",
+		"rift",
+		"rock",
+		"rough",
+		"samurai",
+		"scan",
+		"secret",
+		"shitty",
+		"sick",
+		"sicknasty",
+		"silver",
+		"sine",
+		"skull",
+		"sky",
+		"slime",
+		"slimy",
+		"smooth",
+		"solar",
+		"solid",
+		"space",
+		"special",
+		"spotty",
+		"star",
+		"sticky",
+		"stray",
+		"swamp",
+		"tachyon",
+		"tech",
+		"techno",
+		"troll",
+		"turbo",
+		"turkey",
+		"uber",
+		"ultra",
+		"uncle's",
+		"uncle",
+		"unicorn",
+		"vacuum",
+		"vampire",
+		"vile",
+		"viral",
+		"void",
+		"volcano",
+		"vorpal",
+		"watt",
+		"wicked",
+		"willow",
+		"wizard",
+		"wobbly",
+		"yellow",
+		"zesty",
+		"zeta",
+		"zip",
+		"zone",
+		"parrot"
+	],
+	"CYBERPUNK_drug_suffixes": [
+		"2000",
+		"420",
+		"9",
+		"99",
+		"aftershave",
+		"balls",
+		"bang",
+		"bass",
+		"beans",
+		"beat",
+		"beep",
+		"bees",
+		"biscuits",
+		"bit",
+		"blit",
+		"blot",
+		"blue",
+		"bones",
+		"boop",
+		"booster",
+		"brawn",
+		"bread",
+		"bright",
+		"bubbles",
+		"bullet",
+		"burgers",
+		"butter",
+		"buttons",
+		"buzz",
+		"byte",
+		"ceramique",
+		"chasers",
+		"cheese",
+		"chill",
+		"chizz",
+		"clap",
+		"coins",
+		"cooking",
+		"crack",
+		"crush",
+		"dark",
+		"data",
+		"diablo",
+		"dreck",
+		"drool",
+		"drugs",
+		"dust",
+		"eels",
+		"eggs",
+		"fire",
+		"flash",
+		"flux",
+		"giblets",
+		"goblins",
+		"gold",
+		"goop",
+		"grease",
+		"green",
+		"grinder",
+		"gunge",
+		"hammer",
+		"hash",
+		"hog",
+		"hook",
+		"hounds",
+		"ice",
+		"ink",
+		"itch",
+		"jack",
+		"jane",
+		"jerks",
+		"jones",
+		"junk",
+		"kick",
+		"lasagne",
+		"lightning",
+		"lock",
+		"max",
+		"meat",
+		"medicine",
+		"melons",
+		"milk",
+		"mollies",
+		"mondays",
+		"music",
+		"nine",
+		"nip",
+		"nuggets",
+		"nugs",
+		"null",
+		"particulars",
+		"pepper",
+		"pies",
+		"ping",
+		"poofs",
+		"pot",
+		"powder",
+		"puffs",
+		"punch",
+		"quake",
+		"quarks",
+		"red",
+		"reef",
+		"riot",
+		"ripper",
+		"runoff",
+		"saliva",
+		"sass",
+		"saturdays",
+		"sauce",
+		"scum",
+		"shaker",
+		"shank",
+		"shit",
+		"shock",
+		"shredder",
+		"slurm",
+		"smash",
+		"smoke",
+		"smokes",
+		"smuds",
+		"snap",
+		"snow",
+		"spank",
+		"spice",
+		"spit",
+		"stank",
+		"stealth",
+		"sticks",
+		"sting",
+		"stink",
+		"sundays",
+		"sushi",
+		"tango",
+		"tears",
+		"theta",
+		"torpedo",
+		"tuber",
+		"turbo",
+		"volts",
+		"wafers",
+		"wave",
+		"weed",
+		"white",
+		"wiggle",
+		"wisps",
+		"zap",
+		"zero",
+		"zeta",
+		"zip"
+	],
+	"CYBERPUNK_drug_primaries": [
+		"bath_salts",
+		"crank",
+		"krokodil",
+		"methamphetamine",
+		"lsd",
+		"psilocybin",
+		"space_drugs",
+		"thc",
+		"jenkem",
+		"nicotine",
+		"haloperidol",
+		"ephedrine",
+		"epinephrine",
+		"omnizine",
+		"morphine",
+		"ketamine",
+		"diphenhydramine"
+	],
+	"CYBERPUNK_drug_adulterants": [
+		"mercury",
+		"lithium",
+		"plasma",
+		"fuel",
+		"itching_powder",
+		"capsaicin",
+		"histamine",
+		"ethanol",
+		"diethylamine",
+		"atrazine",
+		"clf3",
+		"aluminum",
+		"sugar",
+		"soybeanoil",
+		"hydrogenated_soybeanoil",
+		"phlogiston",
+		"cryostylane",
+		"toxin",
+		"neurotoxin2",
+		"sulfur",
+		"saltpetre",
+		"cyanide",
+		"formaldehyde",
+		"sacid",
+		"facid",
+		"lipolicide",
+		"mutagen",
+		"pancuronium",
+		"radium",
+		"uranium",
+		"polonium",
+		"sodium_thiopental",
+		"triplepiss",
+		"hairgrownium",
+		"iron",
+		"sulfonal",
+		"glowing_slurry",
+		"toxic_slurry",
+		"carpet",
+		"oil",
+		"ammonia",
+		"acetone",
+		"ectoplasm",
+		"fungus",
+		"cleaner",
+		"blood",
+		"ash",
+		"synthflesh",
+		"toiletwater",
+		"porktonium",
+		"corn_starch",
+		"corn_syrup",
+		"vhfcs",
+		"gravy",
+		"msg",
+		"egg",
+		"????",
+		"suicider",
+		"moonshine",
+		"prions",
+		"grave_dust",
+		"nanomachines",
+		"chlorine",
+		"fluorine"
+	],
+	"CYBERPUNK_drug_adulterants_safe": [
+		"mercury",
+		"lithium",
+		"plasma",
+		"fuel",
+		"capsaicin",
+		"ethanol",
+		"diethylamine",
+		"atrazine",
+		"aluminum",
+		"sugar",
+		"soybeanoil",
+		"phlogiston",
+		"cryostylane",
+		"sulfur",
+		"saltpetre",
+		"lipolicide",
+		"triplepiss",
+		"hairgrownium",
+		"iron",
+		"sulfonal",
+		"carpet",
+		"oil",
+		"ammonia",
+		"acetone",
+		"ectoplasm",
+		"fungus",
+		"cleaner",
+		"blood",
+		"ash",
+		"synthflesh",
+		"toiletwater",
+		"corn_starch",
+		"corn_syrup",
+		"gravy",
+		"msg",
+		"egg",
+		"????",
+		"chlorine",
+		"fluorine"
+	],
+	"traitor_poison_bottle": [
+		"sarin",
+		"cyanide",
+		"sulfonal",
+		"initropidril",
+		"coniine",
+		"venom",
+		"ketamine",
+		"amanitin",
+		"polonium",
+		"curare",
+		"pancuronium",
+		"sodium_thiopental",
+		"gibbis",
+		"nanomachines",
+		"prions",
+		"spidereggs",
+		"concentrated_initro",
+		"heartworms"
+	]
+}
\ No newline at end of file