diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/kingstons.dm b/code/datums/diseases/kingstons.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..abad7dcf720
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/kingstons.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,95 @@
+/datum/disease/kingstons
+ name = "Kingstons Syndrome"
+ max_stages = 4
+ spread_text = "Airborne"
+ cure_text = "Milk"
+ cures = list("milk")
+ cure_chance = 50
+ agent = "Nya Virus"
+ viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+ permeability_mod = 0.75
+ desc = "If left untreated the subject will turn into a feline. In felines it has... OTHER... effects."
+ severity = DANGEROUS
+
+/datum/disease/kingstons/stage_act()
+ ..()
+ switch(stage)
+ if(1)
+ if(prob(10))
+ if(affected_mob.get_species() == "Tajaran")
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You feel good.")
+ else
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You feel like playing with string.")
+ if(2)
+ if(prob(10))
+ if(affected_mob.get_species() == "Tajaran")
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "Something in your throat itches.")
+ else
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You NEED to find a mouse.")
+ if(3)
+ if(prob(10))
+ if(affected_mob.get_species() == "Tajaran")
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You feel something in your throat!")
+ affected_mob.emote("cough")
+ else
+ affected_mob.say(pick(list("Mew", "Meow!", "Nya!~")))
+ if(4)
+ if(prob(5))
+ if(affected_mob.get_species() == "Tajaran")
+ affected_mob.visible_message("[affected_mob] coughs up a hairball!", \
+ "You cough up a hairball!")
+ affected_mob.Stun(5)
+ else
+ affected_mob.visible_message("[affected_mob]'s form contorts into something more feline!", \
+ "YOU TURN INTO A TAJARAN!")
+ var/mob/living/carbon/human/catface = affected_mob
+ catface.set_species("Tajaran")
+
+
+/datum/disease/kingstons/advanced
+ name = "Advanced Kingstons Syndrome"
+ spread_text = "Airborne"
+ cure_text = "Plasma"
+ cures = list("plasma")
+ cure_chance = 50
+ agent = "AMB45DR Bacteria"
+ viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+ permeability_mod = 0.75
+ desc = "If left untreated the subject will mutate to a different species."
+ severity = BIOHAZARD
+ var/list/virspecies = list("Human", "Tajaran", "Unathi", "Skrell", "Vulpkanin")//no karma races sorrys.
+ var/list/virsuffix = list("pox", "rot", "flu", "cough", "-gitis", "cold", "rash", "itch", "decay")
+ var/chosentype
+ var/chosensuff
+
+/datum/disease/kingstons/advanced/New()
+ chosentype = pick(virspecies)
+ chosensuff = pick(virsuffix)
+
+ name = "[chosentype] [chosensuff]"
+
+/datum/disease/kingstons/advanced/stage_act()
+ ..()
+ switch(stage)
+ if(1)
+ if(prob(10))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You feel awkward.")
+ if(2)
+ if(prob(10))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You itch.")
+ if(3)
+ if(prob(10))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "Your skin starts to flake!")
+
+ if(4)
+ if(prob(5))
+ if(affected_mob.get_species() != chosentype)
+ affected_mob.visible_message("[affected_mob]'s skin splits and form contorts!", \
+ "Your body mutates into a [chosentype]!")
+ var/mob/living/carbon/human/twisted = affected_mob
+ twisted.set_species(chosentype)
+ else
+ affected_mob.visible_message("[affected_mob] scratches at thier skin!", \
+ "You scratch your skin to try not to itch!")
+ affected_mob.adjustBruteLoss(-5)
+ affected_mob.adjustStaminaLoss(5)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/lycancoughy.dm b/code/datums/diseases/lycancoughy.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..2c5a8752cbb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/lycancoughy.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+/datum/disease/lycan
+ name = "Lycancoughy"
+ form = "Infection"
+ max_stages = 4
+ spread_text = "On contact"
+ spread_flags = CONTACT_GENERAL
+ cure_text = "Ethanol"
+ cures = list("ethanol")
+ agent = "Excess Snuggles"
+ viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human, /mob/living/carbon/human/monkey)
+ desc = "If left untreated subject will regurgitate... puppies."
+ severity = MEDIUM
+
+/datum/disease/lycan/stage_act()
+ ..()
+ switch(stage)
+ if(2) //also changes say, see say.dm
+ if(prob(5))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You itch.")
+ affected_mob.emote("cough")
+ if(3)
+ if(prob(10))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You hear faint barking.")
+ if(prob(5))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You crave meat.")
+ affected_mob.emote("cough")
+ if(prob(2))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "Your stomach growls!")
+ if(4)
+ if(prob(10))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "Your stomach barks?!")
+ if(prob(5))
+ affected_mob.visible_message("[affected_mob] howls!", \
+ "You howl!")
+ affected_mob.AdjustConfused(rand(6, 8))
+ if(prob(3))
+ var/list/puppytype = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/corgi/puppy, /mob/living/simple_animal/pet/pug, /mob/living/simple_animal/pet/fox)
+ var/mob/living/puppypicked = pick(puppytype)
+ affected_mob.visible_message("[affected_mob] coughs up [initial(puppypicked.name)]!", \
+ "You cough up [initial(puppypicked.name)]?!")
+ affected_mob.emote("cough")
+ affected_mob.adjustBruteLoss(5)
+ new puppypicked(affected_mob.loc)
+ new puppypicked(affected_mob.loc)
+ return
diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/pierrot_throat.dm b/code/datums/diseases/pierrot_throat.dm
index 2bf0ca308a8..f2f9e1371b1 100644
--- a/code/datums/diseases/pierrot_throat.dm
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/pierrot_throat.dm
@@ -26,3 +26,38 @@
if(4)
if(prob(5))
affected_mob.say( pick( list("HONK!", "Honk!", "Honk.", "Honk?", "Honk!!", "Honk?!", "Honk...") ) )
+
+
+/datum/disease/pierrot_throat/advanced
+ name = "Advanced Pierrot's Throat"
+ spread_text = "Airborne"
+ cure_text = "Banana products, especially banana bread."
+ cures = list("banana")
+ cure_chance = 75
+ agent = "H0NI<42.B4n4 Virus"
+ viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+ permeability_mod = 0.75
+ desc = "If left untreated the subject will probably drive others to insanity and go insane themselves."
+ severity = DANGEROUS
+
+/datum/disease/pierrot_throat/advanced/stage_act()
+ ..()
+ switch(stage)
+ if(1)
+ if(prob(10))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You feel very silly.")
+ if(prob(5))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You feel like making a joke.")
+ if(2)
+ if(prob(10))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "You don't just start seeing rainbows... YOU ARE RAINBOWS!")
+ if(3)
+ if(prob(10))
+ to_chat(affected_mob, "Your thoughts are interrupted by a loud HONK!")
+ affected_mob << 'sound/items/AirHorn.ogg'
+ if(4)
+ if(prob(5))
+ affected_mob.say( pick( list("HONK!", "Honk!", "Honk.", "Honk?", "Honk!!", "Honk?!", "Honk...") ) )
+
+ if(!istype(affected_mob.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/virusclown_hat))
+ affected_mob.equip_to_slot(new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/virusclown_hat(src), slot_wear_mask)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm b/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm
index 80350b3f3fe..645d0cdf633 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm
@@ -131,6 +131,7 @@
desc = "A true prankster's facial attire. A clown is incomplete without his wig and mask."
icon_state = "clown"
item_state = "clown_hat"
+ flags = NODROP
/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sexyclown
name = "sexy-clown wig and mask"
diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index aa7b1f84a02..53247311384 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -258,7 +258,9 @@
#include "code\datums\diseases\fluspanish.dm"
#include "code\datums\diseases\food_poisoning.dm"
#include "code\datums\diseases\gbs.dm"
+#include "code\datums\diseases\kingstons.dm"
#include "code\datums\diseases\kuru.dm"
+#include "code\datums\diseases\lycancoughy.dm"
#include "code\datums\diseases\magnitis.dm"
#include "code\datums\diseases\pierrot_throat.dm"
#include "code\datums\diseases\retrovirus.dm"