diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index fbc80b869ad..83cf9225bab 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -693,16 +693,27 @@
 	desc = "A technological marvel, supposedly able to mix just the mixture you'd like to drink the moment you ask for one."
 	icon_state = "boozeomat"        //////////////18 drink entities below, plus the glasses, in case someone wants to edit the number of bottles
 	icon_deny = "boozeomat-deny"
-	products = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/gin = 5,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/whiskey = 5,
-					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/tequilla = 5,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/vodka = 5,
-					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/vermouth = 5,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/rum = 5,
-					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/wine = 5,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/cognac = 5,
-					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/kahlua = 5,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/beer = 6,
-					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/ale = 6,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/orangejuice = 4,
-					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/tomatojuice = 4,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/limejuice = 4,
-					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/cream = 4,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/tonic = 8,
-					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/cola = 8, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/sodawater = 15,
-					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass = 30,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/ice = 9)
+	products = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/gin = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/whiskey = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/tequilla = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/vodka = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/vermouth = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/rum = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/wine = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/cognac = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/kahlua = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/beer = 6,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/ale = 6,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/synthanol = 15,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/orangejuice = 4,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/tomatojuice = 4,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/limejuice = 4,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/cream = 4,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/tonic = 8,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/cola = 8,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/sodawater = 15,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass = 30,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/ice = 9)
 	contraband = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/tea = 10)
 	vend_delay = 15
 	product_slogans = "I hope nobody asks me for a bloody cup o' tea...;Alcohol is humanity's friend. Would you abandon a friend?;Quite delighted to serve you!;Is nobody thirsty on this station?"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm
index 637b101f32d..28237207995 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm
@@ -62,3 +62,91 @@
 	result = "jackrose"
 	required_reagents = list("applejack" = 4, "lemonjuice" = 1)
 	result_amount = 5
+
+
+// ROBOT ALCOHOL PAST THIS POINT
+// WOOO!
+
+
+/datum/reagent/ethanol/synthanol
+	name = "Synthanol"
+	id = "synthanol"
+	description = "A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#1BB1FF"
+	process_flags = SYNTHETIC
+	metabolization_rate = 0.4
+	vomit_start = INFINITY		//
+	blur_start = INFINITY		//
+	pass_out = INFINITY			//INFINITY, so that IPCs don't puke and stuff
+	var/collapse_start = 200	//amount absorbed after wich mob starts collapsing
+	var/braindamage_start = 300 //amount absorbed after which mob starts taking small amount of brain damage
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/synthanol
+	name = "Synthanol"
+	id = "synthanol"
+	result = "synthanol"
+	required_reagents = list("lube" = 1, "plasma" = 1, "fuel" = 1)
+	result_amount = 3
+	mix_message = "The chemicals mix to create shiny, blue substance."
+
+/datum/reagent/ethanol/synthanol/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob, var/alien)
+
+	var/d = data 
+
+	if(d >= collapse_start && prob(10))
+		M.emote("collapse")
+		var/datum/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/system/spark_spread
+		s.set_up(3, 1, M)
+		s.start()
+	if(d >= braindamage_start && prob(33))
+		M.adjustBrainLoss(1)
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/ethanol/synthanol/robottears
+	name = "Robot Tears"
+	id = "robottears"
+	description = "An oily substance that an IPC could technically consider a 'drink'."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#363636"
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/synthanol/robottears
+	name = "Robot Tears"
+	id = "robottears"
+	result = "robottears"
+	required_reagents = list("synthanol" = 1, "oil" = 1, "sodawater" = 1)
+	result_amount = 3
+	mix_message = "The ingredients combine into a stiff, dark goo."
+
+/datum/reagent/ethanol/synthanol/trinary
+	name = "Trinary"
+	id = "trinary"
+	description = "A fruit drink meant only for synthetics, however that works."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#adb21f"
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/synthanol/trinary
+	name = "Trinary"
+	id = "trinary"
+	result = "trinary"
+	required_reagents = list("synthanol" = 1, "limejuice" = 1, "orangejuice" = 1)
+	result_amount = 3
+	mix_message = "The ingredients mix into a colorful substance."
+
+/datum/reagent/ethanol/synthanol/servo
+	name = "Servo"
+	id = "servo"
+	description = "A drink containing some organic ingredients, but meant only for synthetics."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#5b3210"
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/synthanol/servo
+	name = "Servo"
+	id = "servo"
+	result = "servo"
+	required_reagents = list("synthanol" = 2, "cream" = 1, "hot_coco" = 1)
+	result_amount = 4
+	mix_message = "The ingredients mix into a dark brown substance."
+
+// ROBOT ALCOHOL ENDS
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm
index f22392fe2aa..4a4479c8b1e 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm
@@ -223,4 +223,12 @@
 	icon_state = "sodawater"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("sodawater", 50)
\ No newline at end of file
+		reagents.add_reagent("sodawater", 50)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/synthanol
+	name = "Beep's Classic Synthanol"
+	desc = "A can of IPC booze, however that works."
+	icon_state = "synthanolcan"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("synthanol", 50)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm
index 663158d0757..589ae649256 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@
 		var/fillevel = gulp_size
 
 		if(!R.total_volume || !R)
-			user << "\red None of [src] left, oh no!"
+			user << "<span class='warning'> None of [src] left, oh no!</span>"
 			return 0
 
 		if(M == user)
@@ -31,10 +31,13 @@
 			if(istype(M,/mob/living/carbon/human))
 				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 				if(!H.check_has_mouth())
-					user << "Where do you intend to put \the [src]? You don't have a mouth!"
-					return
-
-			M << "\blue You swallow a gulp of [src]."
+					if(!H.get_species() == "Machine")
+						user << "Where do you intend to put \the [src]? You don't have a mouth!"
+						return
+					else
+						M << "<span class='notice'> You pour a bit of liquid from [src] into your connection port.</span>"
+				else
+					M << "<span class='notice'> You swallow a gulp of [src].</span>"
 			if(reagents.total_volume)
 				reagents.reaction(M, INGEST)
 				spawn(0)
@@ -45,15 +48,15 @@
 		else if( istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human) )
 
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-			if(!H.check_has_mouth())
+			if(!H.check_has_mouth() && !H.get_species() == "Machine")
 				user << "Where do you intend to put \the [src]? \The [H] doesn't have a mouth!"
 				return
 
 			for(var/mob/O in viewers(world.view, user))
-				O.show_message("\red [user] attempts to feed [M] [src].", 1)
+				O.show_message("<span class='warning'> [user] attempts to feed [M] [src].</span>", 1)
 			if(!do_mob(user, M)) return
 			for(var/mob/O in viewers(world.view, user))
-				O.show_message("\red [user] feeds [M] [src].", 1)
+				O.show_message("<span class='warning'> [user] feeds [M] [src].</span>", 1)
 
 			M.attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='orange'>Has been fed [src.name] by [key_name(user)] Reagents: [reagentlist(src)]</font>")
 			user.attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='red'>Fed [M.name] by [key_name(M)] Reagents: [reagentlist(src)]</font>")
@@ -95,23 +98,23 @@
 		if(istype(target, /obj/structure/reagent_dispensers)) //A dispenser. Transfer FROM it TO us.
 
 			if(!target.reagents.total_volume)
-				user << "\red [target] is empty."
+				user << "<span class='warning'> [target] is empty.</span>"
 				return
 
 			if(reagents.total_volume >= reagents.maximum_volume)
-				user << "\red [src] is full."
+				user << "<span class='warning'> [src] is full.</span>"
 				return
 
 			var/trans = target.reagents.trans_to(src, target:amount_per_transfer_from_this)
-			user << "\blue You fill [src] with [trans] units of the contents of [target]."
+			user << "<span class='notice'> You fill [src] with [trans] units of the contents of [target].</span>"
 
 		else if(target.is_open_container()) //Something like a glass. Player probably wants to transfer TO it.
 			if(!reagents.total_volume)
-				user << "\red [src] is empty."
+				user << "<span class='warning'> [src] is empty.</span>"
 				return
 
 			if(target.reagents.total_volume >= target.reagents.maximum_volume)
-				user << "\red [target] is full."
+				user << "<span class='warning'> [target] is full.</span>"
 				return
 
 
@@ -123,7 +126,7 @@
 				refillName = reagents.get_master_reagent_name()
 
 			var/trans = src.reagents.trans_to(target, amount_per_transfer_from_this)
-			user << "\blue You transfer [trans] units of the solution to [target]."
+			user << "<span class='notice'> You transfer [trans] units of the solution to [target].</span>"
 
 			if(isrobot(user)) //Cyborg modules that include drinks automatically refill themselves, but drain the borg's cell
 				if(refill in drinks) // Only synthesize drinks
@@ -152,15 +155,15 @@
 		if(!..(user, 1))
 			return
 		if(!reagents || reagents.total_volume==0)
-			user << "\blue \The [src] is empty!"
+			user << "<span class='notice'> \The [src] is empty!</span>"
 		else if (reagents.total_volume<=src.volume/4)
-			user << "\blue \The [src] is almost empty!"
+			user << "<span class='notice'> \The [src] is almost empty!</span>"
 		else if (reagents.total_volume<=src.volume*0.66)
-			user << "\blue \The [src] is half empty!" // Pessimism is the real order of the day.
+			user << "<span class='notice'> \The [src] is half full!</span>" // We're all optimistic, right?!
 		else if (reagents.total_volume<=src.volume*0.90)
-			user << "\blue \The [src] is almost full!"
+			user << "<span class='notice'> \The [src] is almost full!</span>"
 		else
-			user << "\blue \The [src] is full!"
+			user << "<span class='notice'> \The [src] is full!</span>"
 
 
 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
@@ -404,4 +407,4 @@
 	desc = "A flask with a Lithium Atom symbol on it."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/custom_items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "lithiumflask"
-	volume = 50
\ No newline at end of file
+	volume = 50
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm
index caab1e519c1..1ce5be29367 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm
@@ -564,6 +564,24 @@
 					icon_state = "patronglass"
 					name = "Jack Rose"
 					desc = "Drinking this makes you feel like you belong in a luxury hotel bar during the 1920s."
+				if("synthanol")
+					icon_state = "synthanolglass"
+					name = "Glass of Synthanol"
+					desc = "The equivalent of alcohol for synthetic crewmembers. They'd find it awful if they had tastebuds too."
+				if("robottears")
+					icon_state = "robottearsglass"
+					name = "Glass of Robot Tears"
+					desc = "No robots were hurt in the making of this drink."
+				if("trinary")
+					icon_state = "trinaryglass"
+					name = "Glass of Trinary"
+					desc = "Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers. It doesn't seem like it would taste well."
+				if("servo")
+					icon_state = "servoglass"
+					name = "Glass of Servo"
+					desc = "Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe."
+
+
 				else
 					icon_state ="glass_brown"
 					name = "Glass of ..what?"
diff --git a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi
index 5bb37da57df..4ec1ce7cc3b 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi and b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi differ