diff --git a/code/modules/chemical/Chemistry-Recipes.dm b/code/modules/chemical/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
index 0bcdf892f47..89f116aee8d 100644
--- a/code/modules/chemical/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/chemical/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
@@ -608,7 +608,7 @@ datum
 			name = "Metroid Teleport"
 			id = "m_tele"
 			result = null
-			required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1, "acid" = 1)
+			required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1, "pacid" = 2, "mutagen" = 3)
 			result_amount = 1
 			required_container = /obj/item/metroid_core
 			required_other = 4
@@ -638,8 +638,9 @@ datum
 
 					var/y_distance = TO.y - FROM.y
 					var/x_distance = TO.x - FROM.x
-					for (var/atom/movable/A in range(3, FROM )) // iterate thru list of mobs in the area
-						if(A == chosen) continue // don't teleport the actual beacon that's just stupid as fukkkkk
+					for (var/atom/movable/A in range(2, FROM )) // iterate thru list of mobs in the area
+						if(istype(A, /obj/item/device/radio/beacon)) continue // don't teleport beacons because that's just insanely stupid
+						if(A.anchored) continue // don't teleport anchored things (computers, tables, windows, grilles, etc) because this causes problems!
 
 						var/turf/newloc = locate(A.x + x_distance, A.y + y_distance, TO.z) // calculate the new place
 						if(!A.Move(newloc)) // if the atom, for some reason, can't move, FORCE them to move! :) We try Move() first to invoke any movement-related checks the atom needs to perform after moving
@@ -663,6 +664,8 @@ datum
 
 
 
+
+
 		metroidchloral
 			name = "Metroid Chloral"
 			id = "m_bunch"
diff --git a/code/modules/critters/critter_defenses.dm b/code/modules/critters/critter_defenses.dm
index 5d944e40acb..010b664a83c 100644
--- a/code/modules/critters/critter_defenses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/critters/critter_defenses.dm
@@ -21,23 +21,35 @@ Contains the procs that control attacking critters
 		if (!src.alive)	..()
 		if (user.a_intent == "hurt")
 			TakeDamage(rand(1,2) * brutevuln)
-			for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
-				O.show_message("\red <b>[user]</b> punches [src]!", 1)
-			playsound(src.loc, pick('punch1.ogg','punch2.ogg','punch3.ogg','punch4.ogg'), 100, 1)
+
+			if(istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
+					O.show_message("\red <B>[user] has punched [src]!</B>", 1)
+				playsound(src.loc, pick('punch1.ogg','punch2.ogg','punch3.ogg','punch4.ogg'), 100, 1)
+
+			else if(istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid))
+				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
+					O.show_message("\red <B>[user] has slashed at [src]!</B>", 1)
+				playsound(src.loc, 'slice.ogg', 25, 1, -1)
+
+			else
+				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
+					O.show_message("\red <B>[user] has bit [src]!</B>", 1)
+
 			if(src.defensive)	Target_Attacker(user)
 		else
 			for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
-				O.show_message("\red <b>[user]</b> touches [src]!", 1)
+				O.show_message("\blue [user] touches [src]!", 1)
 
 
 	Target_Attacker(var/target)
 		if(!target)	return
 		src.target = target
 		src.oldtarget_name = target:name
-		if(task != "chasing")
+		if(task != "chasing" || task != "attacking")
 			for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
-				O.show_message("\red <b>[src]</b> [src.angertext] [target:name]!", 1)
-		src.task = "chasing"
+				O.show_message("\red <b>[src]</b> [src.angertext] at [target:name]!", 1)
+			src.task = "chasing"
 		return