diff --git a/code/modules/events/sentience.dm b/code/modules/events/sentience.dm
index c3cc37f1c04..d7aab5b0aa5 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/sentience.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/sentience.dm
@@ -26,9 +26,43 @@
 	SA.health = SA.maxHealth
 	SA.del_on_death = FALSE
 	greet_sentient(SA)
+	var/objtype = pick(subtypesof(/datum/objective/sentFluff/))
+	var/datum/objective/sentFluff/O = new objtype()
+	SA.mind.objectives += O
+	to_chat(SA, "<B>Purpose in life</B>: [O.explanation_text]")
 
 /datum/event/sentience/proc/greet_sentient(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M)
 	to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>Hello world!</span>")
 	to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Due to freak radiation, you have gained \
 	 						human level intelligence and the ability to speak and understand \
 							human language!</span>")
+/datum/objective/sentFluff
+	completed = 1
+
+/datum/objective/sentFluff/steal
+	explanation_text = "You have the urge to steal as many "
+
+/datum/objective/sentFluff/steal/New()
+	var/things = pick(list("lights","fruits","shoes","bars of soap", "hats", "pants", "organs"))
+	explanation_text += " [things] as you can!"
+
+/datum/objective/sentFluff/fear
+	explanation_text = "In your new found sentience you have learnd"
+
+/datum/objective/sentFluff/fear/New()
+	var/list/jobs = job_master.occupations.Copy()
+	for(var/datum/job/J in jobs)
+		if(J.current_positions < 1)
+			jobs -= J
+	if(jobs.len > 0)
+		var/datum/job/target = pick(jobs)
+		explanation_text += " that [target.title] are evil, avoid these scary things!"
+	else
+		explanation_text += " people are evil, avoid these scary things!"
+
+/datum/objective/sentFluff/toy
+	explanation_text = "You MUST find your special "
+
+/datum/objective/sentFluff/toy/New()
+	var/toy = pick(list("shoe","rubber duck","bike horn","bar of soap", "hat", "par of pants"))
+	explanation_text += " [toy] and not lose it! EVER!"