\[br\] : Creates a linebreak.
\[center\] - \[/center\] : Centers the text.
\[h1\] - \[/h1\] : Makes the text a first level heading
\[h2\] - \[/h2\] : Makes the text a second level heading
\[h3\] - \[/h3\] : Makes the text a third level heading
\[b\] - \[/b\] : Makes the text bold.
\[i\] - \[/i\] : Makes the text italic.
\[u\] - \[/u\] : Makes the text underlined.
\[large\] - \[/large\] : Increases the size of the text.
\[sign\] : Inserts a signature of your name in a foolproof way.
\[field\] : Inserts an invisible field which lets you start type from there. Useful for forms.
\[small\] - \[/small\] : Decreases the size of the text.
\[list\] - \[/list\] : A list.
\[*\] : A dot used for lists.
\[hr\] : Adds a horizontal rule. \[time\] : Inserts the current station time in HH:MM:SS.
"}, "window=paper_help") /obj/item/paper/Topic(href, href_list) ..() if(!usr || (usr.stat || usr.restrained())) return if(href_list["write"]) var/id = href_list["write"] //var/t = strip_html_simple(input(usr, "What text do you wish to add to " + (id=="end" ? "the end of the paper" : "field "+id) + "?", "[name]", null),8192) as message //var/t = strip_html_simple(input("Enter what you want to write:", "Write", null, null) as message, MAX_MESSAGE_LEN) var/t = input("Enter what you want to write:", "Write", null, null) as message var/obj/item/i = usr.get_active_hand() // Check to see if he still got that darn pen, also check if he's using a crayon or pen. add_hiddenprint(usr) // No more forging nasty documents as someone else, you jerks if(!istype(i, /obj/item/pen)) if(!istype(i, /obj/item/toy/crayon)) return // if paper is not in usr, then it must be near them, or in a clipboard or folder, which must be in or near usr if(src.loc != usr && !src.Adjacent(usr) && !((istype(src.loc, /obj/item/clipboard) || istype(src.loc, /obj/item/folder)) && (src.loc.loc == usr || src.loc.Adjacent(usr)) ) ) return /* t = checkhtml(t) // check for exploits for(var/bad in paper_blacklist) if(findtext(t,bad)) to_chat(usr, "You think to yourself, \"Hm.. this is only paper...\"") log_admin("PAPER: [key_name(usr)] tried to use forbidden word in [src]: [bad].") message_admins("PAPER: [key_name_admin(usr)] tried to use forbidden word in [src]: [bad].") return */ t = html_encode(t) t = parsepencode(t, i, usr) // Encode everything from pencode to html if(id!="end") addtofield(text2num(id), t) // He wants to edit a field, let him. else info += t // Oh, he wants to edit to the end of the file, let him. populatefields() updateinfolinks() i.on_write(src,usr) show_content(usr, forceshow = 1, infolinks = 1) update_icon() /obj/item/paper/attackby(obj/item/P, mob/living/user, params) ..() if(burn_state == ON_FIRE) return var/clown = 0 if(user.mind && (user.mind.assigned_role == "Clown")) clown = 1 if(istype(P, /obj/item/paper) || istype(P, /obj/item/photo)) if(istype(P, /obj/item/paper/carbon)) var/obj/item/paper/carbon/C = P if(!C.iscopy && !C.copied) to_chat(user, "Take off the carbon copy first.") add_fingerprint(user) return var/obj/item/paper_bundle/B = new(src.loc, default_papers = FALSE) if(name != "paper") B.name = name else if(P.name != "paper" && P.name != "photo") B.name = P.name user.unEquip(P) if(istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/human)) var/mob/living/carbon/human/h_user = user if(h_user.r_hand == src) h_user.unEquip(src) h_user.put_in_r_hand(B) else if(h_user.l_hand == src) h_user.unEquip(src) h_user.put_in_l_hand(B) else if(h_user.l_store == src) h_user.unEquip(src) B.loc = h_user B.layer = ABOVE_HUD_LAYER B.plane = ABOVE_HUD_PLANE h_user.l_store = B h_user.update_inv_pockets() else if(h_user.r_store == src) h_user.unEquip(src) B.loc = h_user B.layer = ABOVE_HUD_LAYER B.plane = ABOVE_HUD_PLANE h_user.r_store = B h_user.update_inv_pockets() else if(h_user.head == src) h_user.unEquip(src) h_user.put_in_hands(B) else if(!istype(src.loc, /turf)) src.loc = get_turf(h_user) if(h_user.client) h_user.client.screen -= src h_user.put_in_hands(B) to_chat(user, "You clip the [P.name] to [(src.name == "paper") ? "the paper" : src.name].") src.loc = B P.loc = B B.amount++ B.update_icon() else if(istype(P, /obj/item/pen) || istype(P, /obj/item/toy/crayon)) if(user.is_literate()) var/obj/item/pen/multi/robopen/RP = P if(istype(P, /obj/item/pen/multi/robopen) && RP.mode == 2) RP.RenamePaper(user,src) else show_content(user, infolinks = 1) //openhelp(user) return else to_chat(user, "You don't know how to write!") else if(istype(P, /obj/item/stamp)) if((!in_range(src, usr) && loc != user && !( istype(loc, /obj/item/clipboard) ) && loc.loc != user && user.get_active_hand() != P)) return if(istype(P, /obj/item/stamp/clown)) if(!clown) to_chat(user, "You are totally unable to use the stamp. HONK!") return stamp(P) to_chat(user, "You stamp the paper with your rubber stamp.") if(is_hot(P)) if((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(10)) user.visible_message("[user] accidentally ignites [user.p_them()]self!", \ "You miss the paper and accidentally light yourself on fire!") user.unEquip(P) user.adjust_fire_stacks(1) user.IgniteMob() return if(!Adjacent(user)) //to prevent issues as a result of telepathically lighting a paper return user.unEquip(src) user.visible_message("[user] lights [src] ablaze with [P]!", "You light [src] on fire!") fire_act() add_fingerprint(user) /obj/item/paper/fire_act(datum/gas_mixture/air, exposed_temperature, exposed_volume, global_overlay = TRUE) ..() if(burn_state >= FLAMMABLE) //Renders paper that has been lit on fire to be illegible. info = "Heat-curled corners and sooty words offer little insight. Whatever was once written on this page has been rendered illegible through fire." /obj/item/paper/proc/stamp(var/obj/item/stamp/S) stamps += (!stamps || stamps == "" ? "
" : "") + "
"
var/image/stampoverlay = image('icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi')
var/x
var/y
if(istype(S, /obj/item/stamp/captain) || istype(S, /obj/item/stamp/centcom))
x = rand(-2, 0)
y = rand(-1, 2)
else
x = rand(-2, 2)
y = rand(-3, 2)
offset_x += x
offset_y += y
stampoverlay.pixel_x = x
stampoverlay.pixel_y = y
if(!ico)
ico = new
ico += "paper_[S.icon_state]"
stampoverlay.icon_state = "paper_[S.icon_state]"
if(!stamped)
stamped = new
stamped += S.type
overlays += stampoverlay
/*
* Premade paper
*/
/obj/item/paper/Court
name = "Judgement"
info = "For crimes against the station, the offender is sentenced to:\n
\n" /obj/item/paper/Toxin name = "Chemical Information" info = "Known Onboard Toxins:
\n\tGrade A Semi-Liquid Plasma:
\n\t\tHighly poisonous. You cannot sustain concentrations above 15 units.
\n\t\tA gas mask fails to filter plasma after 50 units.
\n\t\tWill attempt to diffuse like a gas.
\n\t\tFiltered by scrubbers.
\n\t\tThere is a bottled version which is very different
\n\t\t\tfrom the version found in canisters!
\n
\n\t\tWARNING: Highly Flammable. Keep away from heat sources
\n\t\texcept in a enclosed fire area!
\n\t\tWARNING: It is a crime to use this without authorization.
\nKnown Onboard Anti-Toxin:
\n\tAnti-Toxin Type 01P: Works against Grade A Plasma.
\n\t\tBest if injected directly into bloodstream.
\n\t\tA full injection is in every regular Med-Kit.
\n\t\tSpecial toxin Kits hold around 7.
\n
\nKnown Onboard Chemicals (other):
\n\tRejuvenation T#001:
\n\t\tEven 1 unit injected directly into the bloodstream
\n\t\t\twill cure paralysis and sleep plasma.
\n\t\tIf administered to a dying patient it will prevent
\n\t\t\tfurther damage for about units*3 seconds.
\n\t\t\tit will not cure them or allow them to be cured.
\n\t\tIt can be administeredd to a non-dying patient
\n\t\t\tbut the chemicals disappear just as fast.
\n\tSoporific T#054:
\n\t\t5 units wilkl induce precisely 1 minute of sleep.
\n\t\t\tThe effect are cumulative.
\n\t\tWARNING: It is a crime to use this without authorization" /obj/item/paper/courtroom name = "A Crash Course in Legal SOP on SS13" info = "Roles:
\nThe Detective is basically the investigator and prosecutor.
\nThe Staff Assistant can perform these functions with written authority from the Detective.
\nThe Captain/HoP/Warden is ct as the judicial authority.
\nThe Security Officers are responsible for executing warrants, security during trial, and prisoner transport.
\n
\nInvestigative Phase:
\nAfter the crime has been committed the Detective's job is to gather evidence and try to ascertain not only who did it but what happened. He must take special care to catalogue everything and don't leave anything out. Write out all the evidence on paper. Make sure you take an appropriate number of fingerprints. IF he must ask someone questions he has permission to confront them. If the person refuses he can ask a judicial authority to write a subpoena for questioning. If again he fails to respond then that person is to be jailed as insubordinate and obstructing justice. Said person will be released after he cooperates.
\n
\nONCE the FT has a clear idea as to who the criminal is he is to write an arrest warrant on the piece of paper. IT MUST LIST THE CHARGES. The FT is to then go to the judicial authority and explain a small version of his case. If the case is moderately acceptable the authority should sign it. Security must then execute said warrant.
\n
\nPre-Pre-Trial Phase:
\nNow a legal representative must be presented to the defendant if said defendant requests one. That person and the defendant are then to be given time to meet (in the jail IS ACCEPTABLE). The defendant and his lawyer are then to be given a copy of all the evidence that will be presented at trial (rewriting it all on paper is fine). THIS IS CALLED THE DISCOVERY PACK. With a few exceptions, THIS IS THE ONLY EVIDENCE BOTH SIDES MAY USE AT TRIAL. IF the prosecution will be seeking the death penalty it MUST be stated at this time. ALSO if the defense will be seeking not guilty by mental defect it must state this at this time to allow ample time for examination.
\nNow at this time each side is to compile a list of witnesses. By default, the defendant is on both lists regardless of anything else. Also the defense and prosecution can compile more evidence beforehand BUT in order for it to be used the evidence MUST also be given to the other side.\nThe defense has time to compile motions against some evidence here.
\nPossible Motions:
\n1. Invalidate Evidence- Something with the evidence is wrong and the evidence is to be thrown out. This includes irrelevance or corrupt security.
\n2. Free Movement- Basically the defendant is to be kept uncuffed before and during the trial.
\n3. Subpoena Witness- If the defense presents god reasons for needing a witness but said person fails to cooperate then a subpoena is issued.
\n4. Drop the Charges- Not enough evidence is there for a trial so the charges are to be dropped. The FT CAN RETRY but the judicial authority must carefully reexamine the new evidence.
\n5. Declare Incompetent- Basically the defendant is insane. Once this is granted a medical official is to examine the patient. If he is indeed insane he is to be placed under care of the medical staff until he is deemed competent to stand trial.
\n
\nALL SIDES MOVE TO A COURTROOM
\nPre-Trial Hearings:
\nA judicial authority and the 2 sides are to meet in the trial room. NO ONE ELSE BESIDES A SECURITY DETAIL IS TO BE PRESENT. The defense submits a plea. If the plea is guilty then proceed directly to sentencing phase. Now the sides each present their motions to the judicial authority. He rules on them. Each side can debate each motion. Then the judicial authority gets a list of crew members. He first gets a chance to look at them all and pick out acceptable and available jurors. Those jurors are then called over. Each side can ask a few questions and dismiss jurors they find too biased. HOWEVER before dismissal the judicial authority MUST agree to the reasoning.
\n
\nThe Trial:
\nThe trial has three phases.
\n1. Opening Arguments- Each side can give a short speech. They may not present ANY evidence.
\n2. Witness Calling/Evidence Presentation- The prosecution goes first and is able to call the witnesses on his approved list in any order. He can recall them if necessary. During the questioning the lawyer may use the evidence in the questions to help prove a point. After every witness the other side has a chance to cross-examine. After both sides are done questioning a witness the prosecution can present another or recall one (even the EXACT same one again!). After prosecution is done the defense can call witnesses. After the initial cases are presented both sides are free to call witnesses on either list.
\nFINALLY once both sides are done calling witnesses we move onto the next phase.
\n3. Closing Arguments- Same as opening.
\nThe jury then deliberates IN PRIVATE. THEY MUST ALL AGREE on a verdict. REMEMBER: They mix between some charges being guilty and others not guilty (IE if you supposedly killed someone with a gun and you unfortunately picked up a gun without authorization then you CAN be found not guilty of murder BUT guilty of possession of illegal weaponry.). Once they have agreed they present their verdict. If unable to reach a verdict and feel they will never they call a deadlocked jury and we restart at Pre-Trial phase with an entirely new set of jurors.
\n
\nSentencing Phase:
\nIf the death penalty was sought (you MUST have gone through a trial for death penalty) then skip to the second part.
\nI. Each side can present more evidence/witnesses in any order. There is NO ban on emotional aspects or anything. The prosecution is to submit a suggested penalty. After all the sides are done then the judicial authority is to give a sentence.
\nII. The jury stays and does the same thing as I. Their sole job is to determine if the death penalty is applicable. If NOT then the judge selects a sentence.
\n
\nTADA you're done. Security then executes the sentence and adds the applicable convictions to the person's record.
\n" /obj/item/paper/hydroponics name = "Greetings from Billy Bob" info = "Hey fellow botanist!
\n
\nI didn't trust the station folk so I left
\na couple of weeks ago. But here's some
\ninstructions on how to operate things here.
\nYou can grow plants and each iteration they become
\nstronger, more potent and have better yield, if you
\nknow which ones to pick. Use your botanist's analyzer
\nfor that. You can turn harvested plants into seeds
\nat the seed extractor, and replant them for better stuff!
\nSometimes if the weed level gets high in the tray
\nmutations into different mushroom or weed species have
\nbeen witnessed. On the rare occassion even weeds mutate!
\n
\nEither way, have fun!
\n
\nBest regards,
\nBilly Bob Johnson.
\n
\nPS.
\nHere's a few tips:
\nIn nettles, potency = damage
\nIn amanitas, potency = deadliness + side effect
\nIn Liberty caps, potency = drug power + effect
\nIn chilis, potency = heat
\nNutrients keep mushrooms alive!
\nWater keeps weeds such as nettles alive!
\nAll other plants need both." /obj/item/paper/djstation name = "DJ Listening Outpost" info = "Welcome new owner!
You have purchased the latest in listening equipment. The telecommunication setup we created is the best in listening to common and private radio fequencies. Here is a step by step guide to start listening in on those saucy radio channels:
- Equip yourself with a multi-tool
- Use the multitool on each machine, that is the broadcaster, receiver and the relay.
- Turn all the machines on, it has already been configured for you to listen on.
- 145.7 - Common Channel
- 144.7 - Private AI Channel
- 135.9 - Security Channel
- 135.7 - Engineering Channel
- 135.5 - Medical Channel
- 135.3 - Command Channel
- 135.1 - Science Channel
- 134.9 - Mining Channel
- 134.7 - Cargo Channel " /obj/item/paper/flag icon_state = "flag_neutral" item_state = "paper" anchored = 1.0 /obj/item/paper/jobs name = "Job Information" info = "Information on all formal jobs that can be assigned on Space Station 13 can be found on this document.
- Equip yourself with a multi-tool
- Use the multitool on each machine, that is the broadcaster, receiver and the relay.
- Turn all the machines on, it has already been configured for you to listen on.
- 145.7 - Common Channel
- 144.7 - Private AI Channel
- 135.9 - Security Channel
- 135.7 - Engineering Channel
- 135.5 - Medical Channel
- 135.3 - Command Channel
- 135.1 - Science Channel
- 134.9 - Mining Channel
- 134.7 - Cargo Channel " /obj/item/paper/flag icon_state = "flag_neutral" item_state = "paper" anchored = 1.0 /obj/item/paper/jobs name = "Job Information" info = "Information on all formal jobs that can be assigned on Space Station 13 can be found on this document.
- Install circuit board, glass and wiring to complete Teleporter Control Console
- Use a screwdriver, wirecutter and screwdriver again on the Teleporter Station to connect it
- Set destination with Teleporter Control Computer
- Activate Teleporter Hub with Teleporter Station
\nThe data will be in the following form.
\nGenerally lower ranking positions come first in this list.
\n
\nJob Name general access>lab access-engine access-systems access (atmosphere control)
\n\tJob Description
\nJob Duties (in no particular order)
\nTips (where applicable)
\n
\nResearch Assistant 1>1-0-0
\n\tThis is probably the lowest level position. Anyone who enters the space station after the initial job\nassignment will automatically receive this position. Access with this is restricted. Head of Personnel should\nappropriate the correct level of assistance.
\n1. Assist the researchers.
\n2. Clean up the labs.
\n3. Prepare materials.
\n
\nStaff Assistant 2>0-0-0
\n\tThis position assists the security officer in his duties. The staff assisstants should primarily br\npatrolling the ship waiting until they are needed to maintain ship safety.\n(Addendum: Updated/Elevated Security Protocols admit issuing of low level weapons to security personnel)
\n1. Patrol ship/Guard key areas
\n2. Assist security officer
\n3. Perform other security duties.
\n
\nTechnical Assistant 1>0-0-1
\n\tThis is yet another low level position. The technical assistant helps the engineer and the statian\ntechnician with the upkeep and maintenance of the station. This job is very important because it usually\ngets to be a heavy workload on station technician and these helpers will alleviate that.
\n1. Assist Station technician and Engineers.
\n2. Perform general maintenance of station.
\n3. Prepare materials.
\n
\nMedical Assistant 1>1-0-0
\n\tThis is the fourth position yet it is slightly less common. This position doesn't have much power\noutside of the med bay. Consider this position like a nurse who helps to upkeep medical records and the\nmaterials (filling syringes and checking vitals)
\n1. Assist the medical personnel.
\n2. Update medical files.
\n3. Prepare materials for medical operations.
\n
\nResearch Technician 2>3-0-0
\n\tThis job is primarily a step up from research assistant. These people generally do not get their own lab\nbut are more hands on in the experimentation process. At this level they are permitted to work as consultants to\nthe others formally.
\n1. Inform superiors of research.
\n2. Perform research alongside of official researchers.
\n
\nDetective 3>2-0-0
\n\tThis job is in most cases slightly boring at best. Their sole duty is to\nperform investigations of crine scenes and analysis of the crime scene. This\nalleviates SOME of the burden from the security officer. This person's duty\nis to draw conclusions as to what happened and testify in court. Said person\nalso should stroe the evidence ly.
\n1. Perform crime-scene investigations/draw conclusions.
\n2. Store and catalogue evidence properly.
\n3. Testify to superiors/inquieries on findings.
\n
\nStation Technician 2>0-2-3
\n\tPeople assigned to this position must work to make sure all the systems aboard Space Station 13 are operable.\nThey should primarily work in the computer lab and repairing faulty equipment. They should work with the\natmospheric technician.
\n1. Maintain SS13 systems.
\n2. Repair equipment.
\n
\nAtmospheric Technician 3>0-0-4
\n\tThese people should primarily work in the atmospheric control center and lab. They have the very important\njob of maintaining the delicate atmosphere on SS13.
\n1. Maintain atmosphere on SS13
\n2. Research atmospheres on the space station. (safely please!)
\n
\nEngineer 2>1-3-0
\n\tPeople working as this should generally have detailed knowledge as to how the propulsion systems on SS13\nwork. They are one of the few classes that have unrestricted access to the engine area.
\n1. Upkeep the engine.
\n2. Prevent fires in the engine.
\n3. Maintain a safe orbit.
\n
\nMedical Researcher 2>5-0-0
\n\tThis position may need a little clarification. Their duty is to make sure that all experiments are safe and\nto conduct experiments that may help to improve the station. They will be generally idle until a new laboratory\nis constructed.
\n1. Make sure the station is kept safe.
\n2. Research medical properties of materials studied of Space Station 13.
\n
\nScientist 2>5-0-0
\n\tThese people study the properties, particularly the toxic properties, of materials handled on SS13.\nTechnically they can also be called Plasma Technicians as plasma is the material they routinly handle.
\n1. Research plasma
\n2. Make sure all plasma is properly handled.
\n
\nMedical Doctor (Officer) 2>0-0-0
\n\tPeople working this job should primarily stay in the medical area. They should make sure everyone goes to\nthe medical bay for treatment and examination. Also they should make sure that medical supplies are kept in\norder.
\n1. Heal wounded people.
\n2. Perform examinations of all personnel.
\n3. Moniter usage of medical equipment.
\n
\nSecurity Officer 3>0-0-0
\n\tThese people should attempt to keep the peace inside the station and make sure the station is kept safe. One\nside duty is to assist in repairing the station. They also work like general maintenance personnel. They are not\ngiven a weapon and must use their own resources.
\n(Addendum: Updated/Elevated Security Protocols admit issuing of weapons to security personnel)
\n1. Maintain order.
\n2. Assist others.
\n3. Repair structural problems.
\n
\nHead of Security 4>5-2-2
\n\tPeople assigned as Head of Security should issue orders to the security staff. They should\nalso carefully moderate the usage of all security equipment. All security matters should be reported to this person.
\n1. Oversee security.
\n2. Assign patrol duties.
\n3. Protect the station and staff.
\n
\nHead of Personnel 4>4-2-2
\n\tPeople assigned as head of personnel will find themselves moderating all actions done by personnel. \nAlso they have the ability to assign jobs and access levels.
\n1. Assign duties.
\n2. Moderate personnel.
\n3. Moderate research.
\n
\nCaptain 5>5-5-5 (unrestricted station wide access)
\n\tThis is the highest position youi can aquire on Space Station 13. They are allowed anywhere inside the\nspace station and therefore should protect their ID card. They also have the ability to assign positions\nand access levels. They should not abuse their power.
\n1. Assign all positions on SS13
\n2. Inspect the station for any problems.
\n3. Perform administrative duties.
\n" /obj/item/paper/photograph name = "photo" icon_state = "photo" item_state = "paper" /obj/item/paper/sop name = "paper- 'Standard Operating Procedure'" info = "Alert Levels:
\nBlue- Emergency
\n\t1. Caused by fire
\n\t2. Caused by manual interaction
\n\tAction:
\n\t\tClose all fire doors. These can only be opened by reseting the alarm
\nRed- Ejection/Self Destruct
\n\t1. Caused by module operating computer.
\n\tAction:
\n\t\tAfter the specified time the module will eject completely.
\n
\nEngine Maintenance Instructions:
\n\tShut off ignition systems:
\n\tActivate internal power
\n\tActivate orbital balance matrix
\n\tRemove volatile liquids from area
\n\tWear a fire suit
\n
\n\tAfter
\n\t\tDecontaminate
\n\t\tVisit medical examiner
\n
\nToxin Laboratory Procedure:
\n\tWear a gas mask regardless
\n\tGet an oxygen tank.
\n\tActivate internal atmosphere
\n
\n\tAfter
\n\t\tDecontaminate
\n\t\tVisit medical examiner
\n
\nDisaster Procedure:
\n\tFire:
\n\t\tActivate sector fire alarm.
\n\t\tMove to a safe area.
\n\t\tGet a fire suit
\n\t\tAfter:
\n\t\t\tAssess Damage
\n\t\t\tRepair damages
\n\t\t\tIf needed, Evacuate
\n\tMeteor Shower:
\n\t\tActivate fire alarm
\n\t\tMove to the back of ship
\n\t\tAfter
\n\t\t\tRepair damage
\n\t\t\tIf needed, Evacuate
\n\tAccidental Reentry:
\n\t\tActivate fire alarms in front of ship.
\n\t\tMove volatile matter to a fire proof area!
\n\t\tGet a fire suit.
\n\t\tStay secure until an emergency ship arrives.
\n
\n\t\tIf ship does not arrive-
\n\t\t\tEvacuate to a nearby safe area!" /obj/item/paper/crumpled name = "paper scrap" icon_state = "scrap" /obj/item/paper/crumpled/update_icon() return /obj/item/paper/crumpled/bloody icon_state = "scrap_bloodied" /obj/item/paper/fortune name = "fortune" icon_state = "slip" paper_height = 150 /obj/item/paper/fortune/New() ..() var/fortunemessage = pick(GLOB.fortune_cookie_messages) info = "
[fortunemessage]
" info += "Lucky numbers: [rand(1,49)], [rand(1,49)], [rand(1,49)], [rand(1,49)], [rand(1,49)]
" /obj/item/paper/fortune/update_icon() ..() icon_state = initial(icon_state) /* * Premade paper */ /obj/item/paper/Court name = "Judgement" info = "For crimes against the station, the offender is sentenced to:\n
\n" /obj/item/paper/Toxin name = "Chemical Information" info = "Known Onboard Toxins:
\n\tGrade A Semi-Liquid Plasma:
\n\t\tHighly poisonous. You cannot sustain concentrations above 15 units.
\n\t\tA gas mask fails to filter plasma after 50 units.
\n\t\tWill attempt to diffuse like a gas.
\n\t\tFiltered by scrubbers.
\n\t\tThere is a bottled version which is very different
\n\t\t\tfrom the version found in canisters!
\n
\n\t\tWARNING: Highly Flammable. Keep away from heat sources
\n\t\texcept in a enclosed fire area!
\n\t\tWARNING: It is a crime to use this without authorization.
\nKnown Onboard Anti-Toxin:
\n\tAnti-Toxin Type 01P: Works against Grade A Plasma.
\n\t\tBest if injected directly into bloodstream.
\n\t\tA full injection is in every regular Med-Kit.
\n\t\tSpecial toxin Kits hold around 7.
\n
\nKnown Onboard Chemicals (other):
\n\tRejuvenation T#001:
\n\t\tEven 1 unit injected directly into the bloodstream
\n\t\t\twill cure paralysis and sleep plasma.
\n\t\tIf administered to a dying patient it will prevent
\n\t\t\tfurther damage for about units*3 seconds.
\n\t\t\tit will not cure them or allow them to be cured.
\n\t\tIt can be administeredd to a non-dying patient
\n\t\t\tbut the chemicals disappear just as fast.
\n\tSoporific T#054:
\n\t\t5 units wilkl induce precisely 1 minute of sleep.
\n\t\t\tThe effect are cumulative.
\n\t\tWARNING: It is a crime to use this without authorization" /obj/item/paper/courtroom name = "A Crash Course in Legal SOP on SS13" info = "Roles:
\nThe Detective is basically the investigator and prosecutor.
\nThe Staff Assistant can perform these functions with written authority from the Detective.
\nThe Captain/HoP/Warden is ct as the judicial authority.
\nThe Security Officers are responsible for executing warrants, security during trial, and prisoner transport.
\n
\nInvestigative Phase:
\nAfter the crime has been committed the Detective's job is to gather evidence and try to ascertain not only who did it but what happened. He must take special care to catalogue everything and don't leave anything out. Write out all the evidence on paper. Make sure you take an appropriate number of fingerprints. IF he must ask someone questions he has permission to confront them. If the person refuses he can ask a judicial authority to write a subpoena for questioning. If again he fails to respond then that person is to be jailed as insubordinate and obstructing justice. Said person will be released after he cooperates.
\n
\nONCE the FT has a clear idea as to who the criminal is he is to write an arrest warrant on the piece of paper. IT MUST LIST THE CHARGES. The FT is to then go to the judicial authority and explain a small version of his case. If the case is moderately acceptable the authority should sign it. Security must then execute said warrant.
\n
\nPre-Pre-Trial Phase:
\nNow a legal representative must be presented to the defendant if said defendant requests one. That person and the defendant are then to be given time to meet (in the jail IS ACCEPTABLE). The defendant and his lawyer are then to be given a copy of all the evidence that will be presented at trial (rewriting it all on paper is fine). THIS IS CALLED THE DISCOVERY PACK. With a few exceptions, THIS IS THE ONLY EVIDENCE BOTH SIDES MAY USE AT TRIAL. IF the prosecution will be seeking the death penalty it MUST be stated at this time. ALSO if the defense will be seeking not guilty by mental defect it must state this at this time to allow ample time for examination.
\nNow at this time each side is to compile a list of witnesses. By default, the defendant is on both lists regardless of anything else. Also the defense and prosecution can compile more evidence beforehand BUT in order for it to be used the evidence MUST also be given to the other side.\nThe defense has time to compile motions against some evidence here.
\nPossible Motions:
\n1. Invalidate Evidence- Something with the evidence is wrong and the evidence is to be thrown out. This includes irrelevance or corrupt security.
\n2. Free Movement- Basically the defendant is to be kept uncuffed before and during the trial.
\n3. Subpoena Witness- If the defense presents god reasons for needing a witness but said person fails to cooperate then a subpoena is issued.
\n4. Drop the Charges- Not enough evidence is there for a trial so the charges are to be dropped. The FT CAN RETRY but the judicial authority must carefully reexamine the new evidence.
\n5. Declare Incompetent- Basically the defendant is insane. Once this is granted a medical official is to examine the patient. If he is indeed insane he is to be placed under care of the medical staff until he is deemed competent to stand trial.
\n
\nALL SIDES MOVE TO A COURTROOM
\nPre-Trial Hearings:
\nA judicial authority and the 2 sides are to meet in the trial room. NO ONE ELSE BESIDES A SECURITY DETAIL IS TO BE PRESENT. The defense submits a plea. If the plea is guilty then proceed directly to sentencing phase. Now the sides each present their motions to the judicial authority. He rules on them. Each side can debate each motion. Then the judicial authority gets a list of crew members. He first gets a chance to look at them all and pick out acceptable and available jurors. Those jurors are then called over. Each side can ask a few questions and dismiss jurors they find too biased. HOWEVER before dismissal the judicial authority MUST agree to the reasoning.
\n
\nThe Trial:
\nThe trial has three phases.
\n1. Opening Arguments- Each side can give a short speech. They may not present ANY evidence.
\n2. Witness Calling/Evidence Presentation- The prosecution goes first and is able to call the witnesses on his approved list in any order. He can recall them if necessary. During the questioning the lawyer may use the evidence in the questions to help prove a point. After every witness the other side has a chance to cross-examine. After both sides are done questioning a witness the prosecution can present another or recall one (even the EXACT same one again!). After prosecution is done the defense can call witnesses. After the initial cases are presented both sides are free to call witnesses on either list.
\nFINALLY once both sides are done calling witnesses we move onto the next phase.
\n3. Closing Arguments- Same as opening.
\nThe jury then deliberates IN PRIVATE. THEY MUST ALL AGREE on a verdict. REMEMBER: They mix between some charges being guilty and others not guilty (IE if you supposedly killed someone with a gun and you unfortunately picked up a gun without authorization then you CAN be found not guilty of murder BUT guilty of possession of illegal weaponry.). Once they have agreed they present their verdict. If unable to reach a verdict and feel they will never they call a deadlocked jury and we restart at Pre-Trial phase with an entirely new set of jurors.
\n
\nSentencing Phase:
\nIf the death penalty was sought (you MUST have gone through a trial for death penalty) then skip to the second part.
\nI. Each side can present more evidence/witnesses in any order. There is NO ban on emotional aspects or anything. The prosecution is to submit a suggested penalty. After all the sides are done then the judicial authority is to give a sentence.
\nII. The jury stays and does the same thing as I. Their sole job is to determine if the death penalty is applicable. If NOT then the judge selects a sentence.
\n
\nTADA you're done. Security then executes the sentence and adds the applicable convictions to the person's record.
\n" /obj/item/paper/hydroponics name = "Greetings from Billy Bob" info = "Hey fellow botanist!
\n
\nI didn't trust the station folk so I left
\na couple of weeks ago. But here's some
\ninstructions on how to operate things here.
\nYou can grow plants and each iteration they become
\nstronger, more potent and have better yield, if you
\nknow which ones to pick. Use your botanist's analyzer
\nfor that. You can turn harvested plants into seeds
\nat the seed extractor, and replant them for better stuff!
\nSometimes if the weed level gets high in the tray
\nmutations into different mushroom or weed species have
\nbeen witnessed. On the rare occassion even weeds mutate!
\n
\nEither way, have fun!
\n
\nBest regards,
\nBilly Bob Johnson.
\n
\nPS.
\nHere's a few tips:
\nIn nettles, potency = damage
\nIn amanitas, potency = deadliness + side effect
\nIn Liberty caps, potency = drug power + effect
\nIn chilis, potency = heat
\nNutrients keep mushrooms alive!
\nWater keeps weeds such as nettles alive!
\nAll other plants need both." /obj/item/paper/djstation name = "DJ Listening Outpost" info = "Welcome new owner!
You have purchased the latest in listening equipment. The telecommunication setup we created is the best in listening to common and private radio fequencies. Here is a step by step guide to start listening in on those saucy radio channels:
\nThe data will be in the following form.
\nGenerally lower ranking positions come first in this list.
\n
\nJob Name general access>lab access-engine access-systems access (atmosphere control)
\n\tJob Description
\nJob Duties (in no particular order)
\nTips (where applicable)
\n
\nResearch Assistant 1>1-0-0
\n\tThis is probably the lowest level position. Anyone who enters the space station after the initial job\nassignment will automatically receive this position. Access with this is restricted. Head of Personnel should\nappropriate the correct level of assistance.
\n1. Assist the researchers.
\n2. Clean up the labs.
\n3. Prepare materials.
\n
\nStaff Assistant 2>0-0-0
\n\tThis position assists the security officer in his duties. The staff assisstants should primarily br\npatrolling the ship waiting until they are needed to maintain ship safety.\n(Addendum: Updated/Elevated Security Protocols admit issuing of low level weapons to security personnel)
\n1. Patrol ship/Guard key areas
\n2. Assist security officer
\n3. Perform other security duties.
\n
\nTechnical Assistant 1>0-0-1
\n\tThis is yet another low level position. The technical assistant helps the engineer and the statian\ntechnician with the upkeep and maintenance of the station. This job is very important because it usually\ngets to be a heavy workload on station technician and these helpers will alleviate that.
\n1. Assist Station technician and Engineers.
\n2. Perform general maintenance of station.
\n3. Prepare materials.
\n
\nMedical Assistant 1>1-0-0
\n\tThis is the fourth position yet it is slightly less common. This position doesn't have much power\noutside of the med bay. Consider this position like a nurse who helps to upkeep medical records and the\nmaterials (filling syringes and checking vitals)
\n1. Assist the medical personnel.
\n2. Update medical files.
\n3. Prepare materials for medical operations.
\n
\nResearch Technician 2>3-0-0
\n\tThis job is primarily a step up from research assistant. These people generally do not get their own lab\nbut are more hands on in the experimentation process. At this level they are permitted to work as consultants to\nthe others formally.
\n1. Inform superiors of research.
\n2. Perform research alongside of official researchers.
\n
\nDetective 3>2-0-0
\n\tThis job is in most cases slightly boring at best. Their sole duty is to\nperform investigations of crine scenes and analysis of the crime scene. This\nalleviates SOME of the burden from the security officer. This person's duty\nis to draw conclusions as to what happened and testify in court. Said person\nalso should stroe the evidence ly.
\n1. Perform crime-scene investigations/draw conclusions.
\n2. Store and catalogue evidence properly.
\n3. Testify to superiors/inquieries on findings.
\n
\nStation Technician 2>0-2-3
\n\tPeople assigned to this position must work to make sure all the systems aboard Space Station 13 are operable.\nThey should primarily work in the computer lab and repairing faulty equipment. They should work with the\natmospheric technician.
\n1. Maintain SS13 systems.
\n2. Repair equipment.
\n
\nAtmospheric Technician 3>0-0-4
\n\tThese people should primarily work in the atmospheric control center and lab. They have the very important\njob of maintaining the delicate atmosphere on SS13.
\n1. Maintain atmosphere on SS13
\n2. Research atmospheres on the space station. (safely please!)
\n
\nEngineer 2>1-3-0
\n\tPeople working as this should generally have detailed knowledge as to how the propulsion systems on SS13\nwork. They are one of the few classes that have unrestricted access to the engine area.
\n1. Upkeep the engine.
\n2. Prevent fires in the engine.
\n3. Maintain a safe orbit.
\n
\nMedical Researcher 2>5-0-0
\n\tThis position may need a little clarification. Their duty is to make sure that all experiments are safe and\nto conduct experiments that may help to improve the station. They will be generally idle until a new laboratory\nis constructed.
\n1. Make sure the station is kept safe.
\n2. Research medical properties of materials studied of Space Station 13.
\n
\nScientist 2>5-0-0
\n\tThese people study the properties, particularly the toxic properties, of materials handled on SS13.\nTechnically they can also be called Plasma Technicians as plasma is the material they routinly handle.
\n1. Research plasma
\n2. Make sure all plasma is properly handled.
\n
\nMedical Doctor (Officer) 2>0-0-0
\n\tPeople working this job should primarily stay in the medical area. They should make sure everyone goes to\nthe medical bay for treatment and examination. Also they should make sure that medical supplies are kept in\norder.
\n1. Heal wounded people.
\n2. Perform examinations of all personnel.
\n3. Moniter usage of medical equipment.
\n
\nSecurity Officer 3>0-0-0
\n\tThese people should attempt to keep the peace inside the station and make sure the station is kept safe. One\nside duty is to assist in repairing the station. They also work like general maintenance personnel. They are not\ngiven a weapon and must use their own resources.
\n(Addendum: Updated/Elevated Security Protocols admit issuing of weapons to security personnel)
\n1. Maintain order.
\n2. Assist others.
\n3. Repair structural problems.
\n
\nHead of Security 4>5-2-2
\n\tPeople assigned as Head of Security should issue orders to the security staff. They should\nalso carefully moderate the usage of all security equipment. All security matters should be reported to this person.
\n1. Oversee security.
\n2. Assign patrol duties.
\n3. Protect the station and staff.
\n
\nHead of Personnel 4>4-2-2
\n\tPeople assigned as head of personnel will find themselves moderating all actions done by personnel. \nAlso they have the ability to assign jobs and access levels.
\n1. Assign duties.
\n2. Moderate personnel.
\n3. Moderate research.
\n
\nCaptain 5>5-5-5 (unrestricted station wide access)
\n\tThis is the highest position youi can aquire on Space Station 13. They are allowed anywhere inside the\nspace station and therefore should protect their ID card. They also have the ability to assign positions\nand access levels. They should not abuse their power.
\n1. Assign all positions on SS13
\n2. Inspect the station for any problems.
\n3. Perform administrative duties.
\n" /obj/item/paper/photograph name = "photo" icon_state = "photo" item_state = "paper" /obj/item/paper/sop name = "paper- 'Standard Operating Procedure'" info = "Alert Levels:
\nBlue- Emergency
\n\t1. Caused by fire
\n\t2. Caused by manual interaction
\n\tAction:
\n\t\tClose all fire doors. These can only be opened by reseting the alarm
\nRed- Ejection/Self Destruct
\n\t1. Caused by module operating computer.
\n\tAction:
\n\t\tAfter the specified time the module will eject completely.
\n
\nEngine Maintenance Instructions:
\n\tShut off ignition systems:
\n\tActivate internal power
\n\tActivate orbital balance matrix
\n\tRemove volatile liquids from area
\n\tWear a fire suit
\n
\n\tAfter
\n\t\tDecontaminate
\n\t\tVisit medical examiner
\n
\nToxin Laboratory Procedure:
\n\tWear a gas mask regardless
\n\tGet an oxygen tank.
\n\tActivate internal atmosphere
\n
\n\tAfter
\n\t\tDecontaminate
\n\t\tVisit medical examiner
\n
\nDisaster Procedure:
\n\tFire:
\n\t\tActivate sector fire alarm.
\n\t\tMove to a safe area.
\n\t\tGet a fire suit
\n\t\tAfter:
\n\t\t\tAssess Damage
\n\t\t\tRepair damages
\n\t\t\tIf needed, Evacuate
\n\tMeteor Shower:
\n\t\tActivate fire alarm
\n\t\tMove to the back of ship
\n\t\tAfter
\n\t\t\tRepair damage
\n\t\t\tIf needed, Evacuate
\n\tAccidental Reentry:
\n\t\tActivate fire alarms in front of ship.
\n\t\tMove volatile matter to a fire proof area!
\n\t\tGet a fire suit.
\n\t\tStay secure until an emergency ship arrives.
\n
\n\t\tIf ship does not arrive-
\n\t\t\tEvacuate to a nearby safe area!" /obj/item/paper/blueshield name = "paper- 'Blueshield Mission Briefing'" info = "Blueshield Mission Briefing
You are charged with the defence of any persons of importance within the station. This includes, but is not limited to, The Captain, The Heads of Staff and Central Command staff. You answer directly to the Nanotrasen Representative who will assist you in achieving your mission.
When required to achieve your primary responsibility, you should liaise with security and share resources; however, the day to day security operations of the station are outside of your jurisdiction.
Monitor the health and safety of your principals, identify any potential risks and threats, then alert the proper departments to resolve the situation. You are authorized to act as bodyguard to any of the station heads that you determine are most in need of protection; however, additional access to their departments shall be granted solely at their discretion.
Observe the station alert system and carry your armaments only as required by the situation, or when authorized by the Head of Security or Captain in exceptional cases.
Remember, as an agent of Nanotrasen it is your responsibility to conduct yourself appropriately and you will be held to the highest standard. You will be held accountable for your actions. Security is authorized to search, interrogate or detain you as required by their own procedures. Internal affairs will also monitor and observe your conduct, and their mandate applies equally to security and Blueshield operations." /obj/item/paper/ntrep name = "paper- 'Nanotrasen Representative Mission Briefing'" info = "Nanotrasen Representative Mission Briefing
Nanotrasen Central Command has dispatched you to this station in order to liaise with command staff on their behalf. As experienced field officers, the staff on the station are experts in handling their own fields. It is your job, however, to consider the bigger picture and to direct the staff towards Nanotrasen's corporate interests.
As a civilian, you should consider yourself an advisor, diplomat and intermediary. The command staff do not answer to you directly and are not required to follow your orders, nor do you have disciplinary authority over personnel. In all station internal matters you answer to the Head of Personnel who will direct you in your conduct within the station. However, you also answer to Central Command who may, as required, direct you in acting on company interests.
Central Command may dispatch orders to the staff through you which you are responsible to communicate; however, enforcement of these orders is not your mandate and will be handled directly by Central Command or authorized Nanotrasen personnel. When not specifically directed by Central Command, assist the Head of Personnel in evaluation of the station and receiving departmental reports.
Your office has been provided with a direct link to Central Command, through which you can issue any urgent reports or requests for Nanotrasen intervention. Remember that any direct intervention is a costly exercise and should be used only when the situation justifies the request. You will be held accountable for any unnecessary usage of Nanotrasen resources.
" /obj/item/paper/armory name = "paper- 'Armory Inventory'" info = "4 Deployable Barriers
4 Portable Flashers
1 Mechanical Toolbox
2 Boxes of Spare Handcuffs
1 Box of Flashbangs
1 Box of Spare R.O.B.U.S.T. Cartridges
1 Tracking Implant Kit
1 Chemical Implant Kit
1 Box of Tear Gas Grenades
1 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Suit
1 Biohazard Suit
6 Gas Masks
1 Lockbox of Mindshield Implants
1 Ion Rifle
3 Sets of Riot Equipment
2 Sets of Security Hardsuits
1 Ablative Armor Vest
3 Bulletproof Vests
3 Helmets
2 Riot Shotguns
2 Boxes of Beanbag Shells
3 Laser Guns
3 Energy Guns
3 Advanced Tasers" /obj/item/paper/firingrange name = "paper- 'Firing Range Instructions'" info = "Directions:
First you'll want to make sure there is a target stake in the center of the magnetic platform. Next, take an aluminum target from the crates back there and slip it into the stake. Make sure it clicks! Next, there should be a control console mounted on the wall somewhere in the room.
This control console dictates the behaviors of the magnetic platform, which can move your firing target around to simulate real-world combat situations. From here, you can turn off the magnets or adjust their electromagnetic levels and magnetic fields. The electricity level dictates the strength of the pull - you will usually want this to be the same value as the speed. The magnetic field level dictates how far the magnetic pull reaches.
Speed and path are the next two settings. Speed is associated with how fast the machine loops through the designated path. Paths dictate where the magnetic field will be centered at what times. There should be a pre-fabricated path input already. You can enable moving to observe how the path affects the way the stake moves. To script your own path, look at the following key:
N: North
S: South
E: East
W: West
C: Center
R: Random (results may vary)
; or &: separators. They are not necessary but can make the path string better visible." /obj/item/paper/holodeck name = "paper- 'Holodeck Disclaimer'" info = "Brusies sustained in the holodeck can be healed simply by sleeping." /obj/item/paper/spells name = "paper- 'List of Available Spells (READ)'" info = "
LIST OF SPELLS AVAILABLE
Magic Missile:
This spell fires several, slow moving, magic projectiles at nearby targets. If they hit a target, it is paralyzed and takes minor damage.
Fireball:
This spell fires a fireball at a target and does not require wizard garb. Be careful not to fire it at people that are standing next to you.
Disintegrate:This spell instantly kills somebody adjacent to you with the vilest of magick. It has a long cooldown.
Disable Technology:
This spell disables all weapons, cameras and most other technology in range.
Smoke:
This spell spawns a cloud of choking smoke at your location and does not require wizard garb.
Blind:
This spell temporarly blinds a single person and does not require wizard garb.
Forcewall:
This spell creates an unbreakable wall that lasts for 30 seconds and does not require wizard garb.
Blink:
This spell randomly teleports you a short distance. Useful for evasion or getting into areas if you have patience.
Teleport:
This spell teleports you to a type of area of your selection. Very useful if you are in danger, but has a decent cooldown, and is unpredictable.
Mutate:
This spell causes you to turn into a hulk, and gain telekinesis for a short while.
Ethereal Jaunt:
This spell creates your ethereal form, temporarily making you invisible and able to pass through walls.
Knock:
This spell opens nearby doors and does not require wizard garb.
Teleporter Instruction
Objective #1. Kill the God damn AI in a fire blast that it rocks the station. Success!
Objective #2. Escape alive. Failed." /obj/item/paper/russiannuclearoperativeobj name = "paper- 'Objectives of a Nuclear Operative'" info = "Objective #1: Destroy the station with a nuclear device." /obj/item/paper/clownship name = "paper- 'Note'" info = "The call has gone out! Our ancestral home has been rediscovered! Not a small patch of land, but a true clown nation, a true Clown Planet! We're on our way home at last!" /obj/item/paper/crumpled name = "paper scrap" icon_state = "scrap" /obj/item/paper/crumpled/update_icon() return /obj/item/paper/crumpled/bloody icon_state = "scrap_bloodied" /obj/item/paper/evilfax name = "Centcomm Reply" info = "" var/mytarget = null var/myeffect = null var/used = 0 var/countdown = 60 var/activate_on_timeout = 0 var/faxmachineid = null /obj/item/paper/evilfax/show_content(var/mob/user, var/forceshow = 0, var/forcestars = 0, var/infolinks = 0, var/view = 1) if(user == mytarget) if(istype(user, /mob/living/carbon)) var/mob/living/carbon/C = user evilpaper_specialaction(C) ..() else // This should never happen, but just in case someone is adminbussing evilpaper_selfdestruct() else if(mytarget) to_chat(user,"This page appears to be covered in some sort of bizzare code. The only bit you recognize is the name of [mytarget]. Perhaps [mytarget] can make sense of it?") else evilpaper_selfdestruct() /obj/item/paper/evilfax/New() ..() START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src) /obj/item/paper/evilfax/Destroy() STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src) if(mytarget && !used) var/mob/living/carbon/target = mytarget target.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/transformation/corgi(0)) return ..() /obj/item/paper/evilfax/process() if(!countdown) if(mytarget) if(activate_on_timeout) evilpaper_specialaction(mytarget) else message_admins("[mytarget] ignored an evil fax until it timed out.") else message_admins("Evil paper '[src]' timed out, after not being assigned a target.") used = 1 evilpaper_selfdestruct() else countdown-- /obj/item/paper/evilfax/proc/evilpaper_specialaction(var/mob/living/carbon/target) spawn(30) if(istype(target, /mob/living/carbon)) var/obj/machinery/photocopier/faxmachine/fax = locateUID(faxmachineid) if(myeffect == "Borgification") to_chat(target,"You seem to comprehend the AI a little better. Why are your muscles so stiff?") target.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/transformation/robot(0)) else if(myeffect == "Corgification") to_chat(target,"You hear distant howling as the world seems to grow bigger around you. Boy, that itch sure is getting worse!") target.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/transformation/corgi(0)) else if(myeffect == "Death By Fire") to_chat(target,"You feel hotter than usual. Maybe you should lowe-wait, is that your hand melting?") var/turf/simulated/T = get_turf(target) new /obj/effect/hotspot(T) target.adjustFireLoss(150) // hard crit, the burning takes care of the rest. else if(myeffect == "Total Brain Death") to_chat(target,"You see a message appear in front of you in bright red letters: YHWH-3 ACTIVATED. TERMINATION IN 3 SECONDS") target.mutations.Add(NOCLONE) target.adjustBrainLoss(125) else if(myeffect == "Honk Tumor") if(!target.get_int_organ(/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor)) var/obj/item/organ/internal/organ = new /obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor to_chat(target,"Life seems funnier, somehow.") organ.insert(target) else if(myeffect == "Cluwne") if(istype(target, /mob/living/carbon/human)) var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target to_chat(H, "You feel surrounded by sadness. Sadness... and HONKS!") H.makeCluwne() else if(myeffect == "Demote") event_announcement.Announce("[target.real_name] is hereby demoted to the rank of Civilian. Process this demotion immediately. Failure to comply with these orders is grounds for termination.","CC Demotion Order") else if(myeffect == "Demote with Bot") event_announcement.Announce("[target.real_name] is hereby demoted to the rank of Civilian. Process this demotion immediately. Failure to comply with these orders is grounds for termination.","CC Demotion Order") for(var/datum/data/record/R in sortRecord(data_core.security)) if(R.fields["name"] == target.real_name) R.fields["criminal"] = "*Arrest*" update_all_mob_security_hud() if(fax) var/turf/T = get_turf(fax) new /obj/effect/portal(T) new /mob/living/simple_animal/bot/secbot(T) else if(myeffect == "Revoke Fax Access") fax_blacklist += target.real_name if(fax) fax.authenticated = 0 else if(myeffect == "Angry Fax Machine") if(fax) fax.become_mimic() else message_admins("Evil paper [src] was activated without a proper effect set! This is a bug.") used = 1 evilpaper_selfdestruct() /obj/item/paper/evilfax/proc/evilpaper_selfdestruct() visible_message("[src] spontaneously catches fire, and burns up!") qdel(src) /obj/item/paper/pickup(user) if(contact_poison && ishuman(user)) var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user var/obj/item/clothing/gloves/G = H.gloves if(!istype(G) || G.transfer_prints) H.reagents.add_reagent(contact_poison, contact_poison_volume) contact_poison = null add_attack_logs(src, user, "Picked up [src], the paper poisoned by [contact_poison_poisoner]") . = ..() /obj/item/paper/researchnotes name = "paper - 'Research Notes'" info = "The notes appear gibberish to you. Perhaps a destructive analyzer in R&D could make sense of them." origin_tech = "combat=4;materials=4;engineering=4;biotech=4" /obj/item/paper/researchnotes/New() var/list/possible_techs = list("materials", "engineering", "plasmatech", "powerstorage", "bluespace", "biotech", "combat", "magnets", "programming", "syndicate") var/mytech = pick(possible_techs) var/mylevel = rand(7, 9) origin_tech = "[mytech]=[mylevel]" name = "research notes - [mytech] [mylevel]"