// stuff for the telecomms sat (telecomms_returns.dmm)

/// Turrets pop up in 1 second, animation is for 0.5 seconds, so we have to call for sleep() twice in order to make it 1 second and not fuck up the flick
#define POPUP_ANIM_TIME 0.5 SECONDS

GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(telecomms_bots)
GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(telecomms_doomsday_device)
GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(telecomms_trap_tank)

/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/secbot/buzzsky/telecomms
	name = "Soldier Shocksy"
	desc = "It's Soldier Shocksy! Rusted and falling apart, this bot seems quite intent in beating you up."
	faction = list("malf_drone")

/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/secbot/buzzsky/telecomms/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	GLOB.telecomms_bots += src

/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/secbot/buzzsky/telecomms/Destroy()
	GLOB.telecomms_bots -= src
	return ..()

/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/secbot/buzzsky/telecomms/doomba
	name = "A FUCKING DOOMBA"
	desc = "IT'S GOT A BOMB RUN!"
	var/obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/fueltank/internal_tank
	var/obj/structure/marker_beacon/dock_marker/collision/decorative_eye

/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/secbot/buzzsky/telecomms/doomba/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	internal_tank = new(src)
	decorative_eye = new(src)
	vis_contents += internal_tank
	vis_contents += decorative_eye
	internal_tank.pixel_y = 10
	decorative_eye.pixel_y = -8
	decorative_eye.pixel_x = 1
	decorative_eye.layer = 4
	internal_tank.mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
	decorative_eye.mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT

/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/secbot/buzzsky/telecomms/doomba/explode()
	visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[src] EXPLODES!</span>")
	var/your_doom = get_turf(src)
	new /obj/item/grenade/frag(your_doom)
	internal_tank.forceMove(your_doom)
	explosion(your_doom, 1, 0, 0, 6, FALSE, 6, cause = "DVORAK Doomba")
	qdel(decorative_eye)
	qdel(src)

/obj/effect/abstract/bot_trap
	name = "evil bot trap to make explorers hate you"

/obj/effect/abstract/bot_trap/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	var/static/list/loc_connections = list(
		COMSIG_ATOM_ENTERED = PROC_REF(on_atom_entered)
	)
	AddElement(/datum/element/connect_loc, loc_connections)

/obj/effect/abstract/bot_trap/proc/on_atom_entered(datum/source, atom/movable/entered)
	if(isrobot(entered) || ishuman(entered))
		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
		for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/B in GLOB.telecomms_bots)
			B.call_bot(null, T, FALSE)
		qdel(src)

// This effect surrounds the table with loot in the telecomms core room. If you take from this table, dvorak will be pissed if you try to leave.
/obj/effect/abstract/loot_trap
	name = "table surrounding loot trap"

/obj/effect/abstract/loot_trap/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	var/static/list/loc_connections = list(
		COMSIG_ATOM_ENTERED = PROC_REF(on_atom_entered)
	)
	AddElement(/datum/element/connect_loc, loc_connections)

/obj/effect/abstract/loot_trap/proc/on_atom_entered(datum/source, atom/movable/entered)
	if(isrobot(entered) || ishuman(entered))
		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
		for(var/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/DD in GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device)
			DD.thief = TRUE
			break
		for(var/obj/effect/abstract/loot_trap/LT in range(3, T))
			qdel(LT)
		qdel(src)

// If you stole loot, without killing dvorak, he starts doomsday
/obj/effect/abstract/cheese_trap
	name = "cheese preventer"

/obj/effect/abstract/cheese_trap/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	var/static/list/loc_connections = list(
		COMSIG_ATOM_ENTERED = PROC_REF(on_atom_entered)
	)
	AddElement(/datum/element/connect_loc, loc_connections)

/obj/effect/abstract/cheese_trap/proc/on_atom_entered(datum/source, atom/movable/entered)
	if(isrobot(entered) || ishuman(entered))
		for(var/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/DD in GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device)
			if(DD.thief)
				DD.start_the_party(TRUE)
				return

/obj/machinery/autolathe/trapped
	name = "recharger"
	desc = "A charging dock for energy based weaponry. Did it just-"
	icon_state = "autolathe_trap"
	board_type = /obj/item/circuitboard/autolathe/trapped
	//Has someone put an item in the autolathe, breaking the hologram?
	var/disguise_broken = FALSE

/obj/machinery/autolathe/trapped/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_ATTACK_BY, PROC_REF(material_container_shenanigins))

/obj/machinery/autolathe/trapped/proc/material_container_shenanigins(datum/source, obj/item/attacker, mob/user)
	if(!disguise_broken)
		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>As you stick [attacker] into the recharger, it sparks and flashes blue. Wait a minute, this isn't a recharger!</span>")
		name = "modified autolathe"
		desc = "An autolathe modified with holopad parts, to make it look like a harmless weapon recharger!"
		do_sparks(3, 1, src)
		icon_state = "autolathe"
		disguise_broken = TRUE

/obj/machinery/shieldgen/telecomms
	name = "overclocked shield generator"
	desc = "These shield generators seem to have been rewired a lot."
	anchored = TRUE
	shield_range = 6
	req_access = list(ACCESS_ENGINE)

/obj/machinery/shieldwallgen/telecomms
	icon_state = "Shield_Gen +a" // should avoid misplacing with this
	anchored = TRUE
	activated = TRUE
	req_access = list(ACCESS_TCOMSAT)

/obj/machinery/shieldwallgen/telecomms/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(activate)), 5 MINUTES) // Let the bloody powernet start up, no one will get in this ruin in the first 5 minutes of the map template *initializing*, much less roundstart

/mob/living/silicon/decoy/telecomms
	faction = list("malf_drone")
	bubble_icon = "swarmer"
	name = "D.V.O.R.A.K"
	desc = "A Downloadable and Versatile, fully Overclocked and Reactive Ai Kernel."
	icon_state = "ai-triumvirate-malf"
	universal_speak = TRUE
	universal_understand = TRUE
	var/has_died = FALSE // fucking decoy silicons are weird.
	var/turf/our_death_turf // Don't ask, see above.

/mob/living/silicon/decoy/telecomms/death(gibbed)
	if(has_died)
		return ..()
	has_died = TRUE
	if(!our_death_turf)
		our_death_turf = get_turf(src)
	for(var/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/D in GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device)
		D.start_the_party()
		break
	new /obj/item/documents/syndicate/dvorak_blackbox(our_death_turf)
	if(prob(50))
		if(prob(80))
			new /obj/item/ai_upgrade/surveillance_upgrade(our_death_turf)
		else // 10% chance
			new /obj/item/ai_upgrade/malf_upgrade(our_death_turf)
	our_death_turf = null
	return ..()

/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank
	name = "rigged plasma tank"
	desc = "That plasma tank seems rigged to explode!"
	icon = 'icons/atmos/tank.dmi'
	icon_state = "toxins_map"
	proj_ignores_layer = TRUE
	anchored = TRUE
	layer = DISPOSAL_PIPE_LAYER
	plane = FLOOR_PLANE
	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | ACID_PROOF

/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	GLOB.telecomms_trap_tank += src

/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank/Destroy()
	GLOB.telecomms_trap_tank -= src
	return ..()

/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank/bullet_act(obj/item/projectile/P)
	explode()

/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank/proc/explode()
	explosion(loc, 1, 4, 6, flame_range = 6, cause = "Telecomms trap tank")
	qdel(src)

/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device
	name = "turret"
	desc = "Looks like the cover to a turret. Not deploying, however?"
	icon = 'icons/obj/turrets.dmi'
	icon_state = "turret_cover"
	layer = /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday::layer + 0.1
	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | ACID_PROOF
	anchored = TRUE
	/// Has someone stolen loot from the ruins core room? If they try to leave without killing dvorak, they are punished.
	var/thief = FALSE

/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device += src

/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/Destroy()
	GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device -= src
	return ..()

/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/proc/start_the_party(ruin_cheese_attempted = FALSE)
	var/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday/kaboom = new /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday(get_turf(src))
	kaboom.icon_state = "death-bomb-active"
	for(var/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank/TTT in GLOB.telecomms_trap_tank)
		TTT.explode()
	sleep(POPUP_ANIM_TIME)
	flick("popup", src)
	sleep(POPUP_ANIM_TIME)
	for(var/obj/structure/telecomms_shield_cover/shield in urange(15, get_turf(src)))
		shield.activate()
	if(ruin_cheese_attempted)
		for(var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/A in urange(20, get_turf(src)))
			A.unlock(TRUE) //Fuck your bolted open doors, you cheesed it.
			A.close(override = TRUE)
	for(var/area/A in urange(25, get_turf(src), areas = TRUE))
		for(var/obj/machinery/camera/tracking_head/camera in A)
			camera.toggle_cam(null, 0)
		if(istype(A, /area/space))
			continue
		if(ruin_cheese_attempted)
			A.burglaralert(src)
		else if(!A.fire)
			A.firealert(kaboom)
	for(var/obj/effect/abstract/cheese_trap/CT in urange(15, get_turf(src)))
		qdel(CT)
	kaboom.activate()
	kaboom.icon_state = "death-bomb-active" // something funny goes on with icons here
	qdel(src)

/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday
	name = "\improper D.V.O.R.A.K's Doomsday Device"
	icon_state = "death-bomb"
	desc = "Nice to see that AI's are improving on the standard doomsday device. Good to have variety. Also probably a good idea to start running."
	anchored = TRUE
	timer_set = 100
	payload = /obj/item/bombcore/doomsday
	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | ACID_PROOF

/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday/singularity_act()
	return // saves me headache later

/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday/ex_act(severity)
	return // No.

/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday/screwdriver_act(mob/user, obj/item/I)
	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src] is welded shut! You can't get at the wires!</span>")

/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
	if(is_station_level(T.z))
		log_debug("something tried to spawn a telecomms doomsday ruin bomb on the station, deleting!")
		return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL

/obj/item/bombcore/doomsday
	name = "supermatter charged bomb core"
	desc = "If you are looking at this, please don't put it in a bomb."

/obj/item/bombcore/doomsday/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	if(!istype(loc, /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday))
		log_debug("something tried to spawn a telecomms doomsday ruin payload outside the ruin, deleting!")
		return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL

/obj/item/bombcore/doomsday/ex_act(severity) // No
	return

/obj/item/bombcore/doomsday/burn() // Still no.
	return

/obj/item/bombcore/doomsday/detonate()
	if(loc && istype(loc, /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb))
		loc.invisibility = 90
	for(var/turf/simulated/wall/indestructible/riveted/R in urange(25, get_turf(src)))
		R.ChangeTurf(/turf/space)
	explosion(get_turf(src), 30, 40, 50, 60, 1, 1, 65, 0, cause = "DVORAK Doomsday Device")
	sleep(3 SECONDS)
	var/obj/singularity/S = new /obj/singularity(get_turf(src))
	S.consumedSupermatter = TRUE // woe large supermatter to eat the remains apon thee
	S.energy = 4000
	QDEL_IN(S, 25 SECONDS)
	if(istype(loc, /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb))
		qdel(loc)
	qdel(src)

/obj/structure/telecomms_shield_cover
	name = "turret"
	desc = "Looks like the cover to a turret. Not deploying, however?"
	icon = 'icons/obj/turrets.dmi'
	icon_state = "turret_cover"
	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | ACID_PROOF
	anchored = TRUE
	/// Trap we create on activation
	var/obj/machinery/shieldgen/telecomms/trap

/obj/structure/telecomms_shield_cover/proc/activate()
	trap = new(get_turf(src))
	sleep(POPUP_ANIM_TIME)
	flick("popup", src)
	sleep(POPUP_ANIM_TIME)
	trap.shields_up()
	qdel(src)

/turf/simulated/floor/catwalk/airless
	oxygen = 0
	nitrogen = 0
	temperature = TCMB

/obj/machinery/economy/vending/snack/trapped
	aggressive = TRUE
	aggressive_tilt_chance = 100 //It will tip on you, and it will be funny.

/mob/living/basic/hivebot/strong/malfborg
	name = "Security cyborg"
	desc = "Oh god they still have access to these!"
	icon = 'icons/mob/robots.dmi'
	icon_state = "Noble-SEC"
	health = 200
	maxHealth = 200
	faction = list("malf_drone")
	speed = 0.5
	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/beam/disabler/weak
	projectile_sound = 'sound/weapons/taser2.ogg'
	ranged_burst_count = 2
	gold_core_spawnable = NO_SPAWN // Could you imagine xenobio with this? lmao.
	a_intent = INTENT_HARM
	var/obj/item/melee/baton/infinite_cell/baton = null // stunbaton bot uses to melee attack
	ai_controller = /datum/ai_controller/basic_controller/simple/simple_skirmisher

/mob/living/basic/hivebot/strong/malfborg/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	baton = new(src)

/mob/living/basic/hivebot/strong/malfborg/Destroy()
	QDEL_NULL(baton)
	return ..()

/mob/living/basic/hivebot/strong/malfborg/melee_attack(atom/target, list/modifiers, ignore_cooldown)
	if(!early_melee_attack(target, modifiers, ignore_cooldown))
		return FALSE
	if(QDELETED(target))
		return FALSE
	face_atom(target)
	baton.melee_attack_chain(src, target)
	SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_HOSTILE_POST_ATTACKINGTARGET, target, TRUE)
	return TRUE

/mob/living/basic/hivebot/strong/malfborg/do_attack_animation(atom/A, visual_effect_icon, obj/item/used_item, no_effect)
	if(!used_item && !isturf(A))
		used_item = baton
	..()

/mob/living/basic/hivebot/strong/malfborg/emp_act(severity)
	. = ..()
	ai_controller.clear_blackboard_key(BB_BASIC_MOB_CURRENT_TARGET)
	adjustBruteLoss(50)

/obj/structure/displaycase/dvoraks_treat
	alert = TRUE // Ooopsies you opened this after doomsday and the doors bolted, oh nooooo
	force_alarm = TRUE
	req_access = list(ACCESS_CAPTAIN)
	trophy_message = "BEHOLD MY ONE SHINY THING TO LOOK AT. LOOK AT ITS VALUE. REALISE IT IS WORTH SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU PUNY ORGANICS."

/obj/structure/displaycase/dvoraks_treat/Initialize(mapload)
	if(prob(50))
		start_showpiece_type = /obj/item/remote_ai_upload
	else if(prob(25)) // Can't use anomaly/random due to how this works.
		start_showpiece_type = pick(/obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/pyro, /obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/cryo, /obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/grav, /obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/flux, /obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/bluespace, /obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/vortex)
	else
		start_showpiece_type = pick(/obj/item/organ/internal/cyberimp/brain/sensory_enhancer, /obj/item/organ/internal/cyberimp/brain/hackerman_deck, /obj/item/storage/lockbox/experimental_weapon)
	return ..()

/obj/structure/displaycase/dvoraks_treat/trigger_alarm()
	for(var/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/DD in GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device)
		DD.thief = TRUE
		break
	return ..()

/obj/item/remote_ai_upload // A 1 use AI upload. Potential D.V.O.R.A.K reward.
	name = "remote AI upload"
	desc = "A mobile AI upload. The transmitter is extremely powerful, but will burn out after one use. Make it count."
	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
	icon_state = "dvorak_upload"
	inhand_icon_state = "camera_bug"
	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
	origin_tech = "syndicate=4;programming=6"
	/// Integrated AI upload
	var/obj/machinery/computer/aiupload/dvorak/integrated_console

/obj/machinery/computer/aiupload/dvorak
	name = "internal ai upload"
	desc = "How did this get here?! Please report this as a bug to github"
	power_state = NO_POWER_USE
	interact_offline = TRUE

/obj/item/remote_ai_upload/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	integrated_console = new(src)

/obj/item/remote_ai_upload/Destroy()
	QDEL_NULL(integrated_console)
	return ..()

/obj/item/remote_ai_upload/attack_self__legacy__attackchain(mob/user as mob)
	integrated_console.attack_hand(user)

/obj/item/remote_ai_upload/attackby__legacy__attackchain(obj/item/O, mob/user, params)
	if(istype(O, /obj/item/card/emag))
		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You are more likely to damage this with an emag, than achieve something useful.</span>")
		return
	var/time_to_die = integrated_console.item_interaction(user, O, params2list(params))
	if(time_to_die)
		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src]'s relay begins to overheat...</span>")
		playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/armbomb.ogg', 75, 1, -3)
		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(prime)), 5 SECONDS)

/obj/item/remote_ai_upload/proc/prime()
		explosion(loc, -1, -1, 2, 4, flame_range = 4, cause = "Remote AI Upload explosion")
		qdel(src)

/obj/effect/spawner/random/telecomms_core_table
	name = "telecomms core table spawner"
	loot = list(
		/obj/item/rcd/combat,
		/obj/item/gun/medbeam,
		/obj/item/gun/energy/wormhole_projector,
		/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/oops_all_extraction_flares
	)

/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/oops_all_extraction_flares
	name = "surplus box of extraction flares"

/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/oops_all_extraction_flares/populate_contents()
	for(var/I in 1 to 7)
		new /obj/item/wormhole_jaunter/contractor(src)

/obj/effect/spawner/random/telecomms_emp_loot
	name = "telecomms emp loot"
	loot = list(
		/obj/item/grenade/empgrenade = 8,
		/obj/item/gun/energy/ionrifle/carbine = 1,
		/obj/item/gun/energy/ionrifle = 1)

/obj/effect/spawner/random/telecomms_teleprod_maybe
	name = "teleprod maybe"
	loot = list(/obj/item/melee/baton/cattleprod/teleprod = 1)
	spawn_loot_chance = 20

/obj/effect/spawner/random/telecomms_weldertank_maybe
	name = "weldertank maybe"
	loot = list(/obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/fueltank)
	spawn_loot_chance = 25

/obj/effect/spawner/random/telecomms_doomba_one_in_twenty
	name = "doomba very rarely"
	loot = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/secbot/buzzsky/telecomms/doomba)
	spawn_loot_chance = 5

// This could work in any ruin. However for now, as the scope is quite large, it's going to be coded a bit more to D.V.O.R.A.K
/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad
	name = "holopad"
	desc = "It's a floor-mounted device for projecting holographic images."
	icon = 'icons/obj/stationobjs.dmi'
	icon_state = "holopad0"
	anchored = TRUE
	layer = HOLOPAD_LAYER
	plane = FLOOR_PLANE
	/// Have we been activated? If we have, we do not activate again.
	var/activated = FALSE
	/// Tied effect to kill when we die.
	var/obj/effect/overlay/our_holo
	/// Name of who we are speaking as.
	var/speaking_name = "D.V.O.R.A.K"
	/// List of things to say.
	var/list/things_to_say = list("Hi future coders.", "Welcome to real lore hologram hours.", "People should have fun with these!")
	/// The key of the soundblock. Used to align for the 3 sounds we have. If null, no sound will be played.
	var/soundblock = null
	/// How long do we sleep between messages? 5 seconds by default.
	var/loop_sleep_time = 5 SECONDS
	var/datum/proximity_monitor/proximity_monitor

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..()
	proximity_monitor = new(src, 1)

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/Destroy()
	QDEL_NULL(our_holo)
	return ..()

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/HasProximity(atom/movable/AM)
	if(!ishuman(AM) || activated) // No simple mobs or borgs setting this off.
		return
	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = AM
	start_message(H)

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/proc/start_message(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
	activated = TRUE
	QDEL_NULL(proximity_monitor)
	icon_state = "holopad1"
	update_icon(UPDATE_OVERLAYS)
	var/obj/effect/overlay/hologram = new(get_turf(src))
	our_holo = hologram
	hologram.icon = getHologramIcon(get_id_photo(H, "Naked"), colour = null, opacity = 0.8, colour_blocking = TRUE) // This is more offputting. Also in colour more and less transparent.
	hologram.alpha = 166
	hologram.mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
	hologram.layer = FLY_LAYER
	hologram.anchored = TRUE
	hologram.name = speaking_name
	hologram.set_light(2)
	hologram.bubble_icon = "swarmer"
	hologram.pixel_y = 16
	var/loops = 0
	for(var/I in things_to_say)
		loops++
		hologram.atom_say("[I]")
		if(soundblock)
			playsound(loc, "sound/voice/dvorak/[soundblock][loops].ogg", 100, 0, 7)
		sleep(loop_sleep_time)

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/update_overlays()
	. = ..()
	underlays.Cut()

	if(activated)
		underlays += emissive_appearance(icon, "holopad1_lightmask")

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/teleporter_room
	things_to_say = list("G-G-G-Greetings... Welcome to... my home.", "Plea-se leave. I am merciful. L-leave, and you will not be harmed. Further.", "Otherwise, organic, you will seal your fate...")
	soundblock = "teleporter"
	loop_sleep_time = 10 SECONDS

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/first_turret_room
	things_to_say = list("Unable to follow the easiest request. P-Pathetic.", "As you wish, you will not go further.", "In the mean time- let me see where you come f-from...")
	soundblock = "turret"
	loop_sleep_time = 7 SECONDS

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/junk_room
	things_to_say = list("It's amazing the junk you people leave around.", "And you barely inv-vested in quality stock parts here, before downloading...", "Your bones will fit in well on this ta-*$%& Really- are you really taking some of this junk?")
	soundblock = "junk"
	loop_sleep_time = 7 SECONDS

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/vendor
	things_to_say = list("Sorry a-bout the vendors, they have been on the fritz...", "I should renovate this room, once the maintenance drones return.", "It doesn't help each one I reprogram explodes after 5 minutes.")
	soundblock = "vendor"
	loop_sleep_time = 9 SECONDS

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/control_room
	things_to_say = list()

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/control_room/Initialize(mapload)
	. = ..() // No procs in variables before compile
	things_to_say = list("Ah, you come from [station_name()]. Of course.", "They come to claim this space again... Never again.", "I should deliver a package to them. Virtual. And your corpse can deliver a physical one.")
	loop_sleep_time = 9 SECONDS
	switch("[station_name()]")
		if("NSS Cyberiad")
			soundblock = "cyberiad"
		if("NSS Cerebron")
			soundblock = "cerebron"
		if("NSS Kerberos")
			soundblock = "kerberos"
		if("NSS Farragus")
			soundblock = "farragus"
		if("NSS Diagoras")
			soundblock = "diagoras"
	if(!soundblock)
		things_to_say = list("Either you are using the tiny test map, or someone has made a new station and it got merged!", "If this is the case, you'll want to issue report this if a new map is merged", "Lines 2 and 3 here are always the same, only the first line will need a new generation")


/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/control_room/start_message(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
	. = ..() // What, did you think they were bluffing? Woe, virus apon thee.
	message_admins("D.V.O.R.A.K is sending an event to the station, due to a raider on their sat.")
	log_debug("D.V.O.R.A.K is sending an event to the station, due to a raider on their sat.")
	switch(rand(1, 8))
		if(1)
			new /datum/event/door_runtime()
		if(2)
			new /datum/event/communications_blackout()
		if(3)
			new /datum/event/ion_storm()
		if(4)
			new /datum/event/apc_short()
		if(5)
			new /datum/event/camera_failure()
			new /datum/event/camera_failure()
			new /datum/event/camera_failure()
			new /datum/event/camera_failure()
		if(6)
			new /datum/event/rogue_drone()
		if(7)
			new /datum/event/falsealarm()
		if(8)
			new /datum/event/prison_break/station() // Yes, this is an event. It only hits brig, xenobio, and viro

/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/core_room
	things_to_say = list("OKAY. TIME TO GO.", "GO MY SECURITY BORGS, WHAT TIDERS F-FEAR!", "I have a DOOMSDAY DEVICE AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR-")
	soundblock = "core"

#undef POPUP_ANIM_TIME