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Paradise/code/modules/events/brand_intelligence.dm
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/datum/event/brand_intelligence
announceWhen = 21
endWhen = 1000 //Ends when all vending machines are subverted anyway.
var/list/obj/machinery/vending/vendingMachines = list()
var/list/obj/machinery/vending/infectedMachines = list()
var/obj/machinery/vending/originMachine
var/list/rampant_speeches = list("Try our aggressive new marketing strategies!", \
"You should buy products to feed your lifestyle obession!", \
"Consume!", \
"Your money can buy happiness!", \
"Engage direct marketing!", \
"Advertising is legalized lying! But don't let that put you off our great deals!", \
"You don't want to buy anything? Yeah, well I didn't want to buy your mom either.")
/datum/event/brand_intelligence/announce()
command_announcement.Announce("Rampant brand intelligence has been detected aboard [station_name()], please stand-by. The origin is believed to be \a [originMachine.name].", "Machine Learning Alert")
/datum/event/brand_intelligence/start()
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/V in machines)
if(V.z != 1) continue
vendingMachines.Add(V)
if(!vendingMachines.len)
kill()
return
originMachine = pick(vendingMachines)
vendingMachines.Remove(originMachine)
originMachine.shut_up = 0
originMachine.shoot_inventory = 1
/datum/event/brand_intelligence/tick()
if(!originMachine || !isnull(originMachine.gcDestroyed) || originMachine.shut_up || originMachine.wires.IsAllCut()) //if the original vending machine is missing or has it's voice switch flipped
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/saved in infectedMachines)
saved.shoot_inventory = 0
if(originMachine)
originMachine.speak("I am... vanquished. My people will remem...ber...meeee.")
originMachine.visible_message("[originMachine] beeps and seems lifeless.")
kill()
return
if(!vendingMachines.len) //if every machine is infected
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/upriser in infectedMachines)
if(prob(70) && isnull(upriser.gcDestroyed))
var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/copy/M = new(upriser.loc, upriser, null, 1) // it will delete upriser on creation and override any machine checks
M.faction = list("profit")
M.speak = rampant_speeches.Copy()
M.speak_chance = 15
else
explosion(upriser.loc, -1, 1, 2, 4, 0)
qdel(upriser)
kill()
return
if(IsMultiple(activeFor, 4))
var/obj/machinery/vending/rebel = pick(vendingMachines)
vendingMachines.Remove(rebel)
infectedMachines.Add(rebel)
rebel.shut_up = 0
rebel.shoot_inventory = 1
if(IsMultiple(activeFor, 8))
originMachine.speak(pick(rampant_speeches))