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Rob NelsonandZomgPonies d3c4f0a5e7 New posters from BS12, plus custom poster-loading system that allows dynamic loading.
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// baystation12 posters
/datum/poster/bay_1
icon_state="bsposter1"
name = "Unlucky Space Explorer"
desc = "This particular one depicts a skeletal form within a space suit."
/datum/poster/bay_2
icon_state="bsposter2"
name = "Positronic Logic Conflicts"
desc = "This particular one depicts the cold, unmoving stare of a particular advanced AI."
/datum/poster/bay_3
icon_state="bsposter3"
name = "Paranoia"
desc = "This particular one warns of the dangers of trusting your co-workers too much."
/datum/poster/bay_4
icon_state="bsposter4"
name = "Keep Calm"
desc = "This particular one is of a famous New Earth design, although a bit modified."
/datum/poster/bay_5
icon_state="bsposter5"
name = "Martian Warlord"
desc = "This particular one depicts the cartoony mug of a certain Martial Warmonger."
/datum/poster/bay_6
icon_state="bsposter6"
name = "Technological Singularity"
desc = "This particular one is of the blood-curdling symbol of a long-since defeated enemy of humanity."
/datum/poster/bay_7
icon_state="bsposter7"
name = "Wasteland"
desc = "This particular one is of a couple of ragged gunmen, one male and one female, on top of a mound of rubble. The number \"12\" is visible on their blue jumpsuits."
/datum/poster/bay_8
icon_state="bsposter8"
name = "Pinup Girl Cindy"
desc = "This particular one is of Nanotrasen's PR girl, Cindy, in a particularly feminine pose."
/datum/poster/bay_9
icon_state="bsposter9"
name = "Pinup Girl Amy"
desc = "This particular one is of Amy, the nymphomaniac Urban Legend of Nanotrasen Space Stations. How this photograph came to be is not known."
/datum/poster/bay_10
icon_state="bsposter10"
name = "Don't Panic"
desc = "This particular one depicts some sort of star in a grimace. The \"Don't Panic\" is written in big, friendly letters."
/datum/poster/bay_11
icon_state="bsposter11"
name = "Underwater Laboratory"
desc = "This particular one is of the fabled last crew of Nanotrasen's previous project before going big on Asteroid mining, Sealab."
/datum/poster/bay_12
icon_state="bsposter12"
name = "Rogue AI"
desc = "This particular one depicts the shell of the infamous AI that catastropically comandeered one of Nanotrasen's earliest space stations. Back then, the corporation was just known as TriOptimum."
/datum/poster/bay_13
icon_state="bsposter13"
name = "User of the Arcane Arts"
desc = "This particular one depicts a wizard, casting a spell. You can't really make out if it's an actial photograph or a computer-generated image."
/datum/poster/bay_14
icon_state="bsposter14"
name = "Levitating Skull"
desc = "This particular one is the portrait of a certain flying, friendly and somewhat sex-crazed enchanted skull. Its adventures along with its fabled companion are now fading through history..."
/datum/poster/bay_15
icon_state="bsposter15"
name = "Augmented Legend"
desc = "This particular one is of an obviously augmented individual, gazing towards the sky. The cyber-city in the backround is rather punkish."
/datum/poster/bay_16
icon_state="bsposter16"
name = "Dangerous Static"
desc = "This particular one depicts nothing remarkable other than a rather mesmerising pattern of monitor static. There's a tag on the sides of the poster, urging you to \"tear this poster in half to receive your free sample\"."
/datum/poster/bay_17
icon_state="bsposter17"
name = "Pinup Girl Val"
desc = "Luscious Val McNeil, the vertically challenged Legal Extraordinaire, winner of Miss Space two years running and favoured pinup girl of Lawyers Weekly."
/datum/poster/bay_18
icon_state="bsposter18"
name = "Derpman, Enforcer of the State"
desc = "Here to protect and serve... your donuts! A generously proportioned man, he teaches you the value of hiding your snacks."
/datum/poster/bay_19
icon_state="bsposter19"
name = "Respect a Soghun"
desc = "This poster depicts a well dressed looking Soghun receiving a prestigious award. It appears to espouse greater co-operation and harmony between the two races."
/datum/poster/bay_20
icon_state="bsposter20"
name = "Skrell Twilight"
desc = "This poster depicts a mysteriously inscrutable, alien scene. Numerous Skrell can be seen conversing amidst great, crystalline towers rising above crashing waves"
/datum/poster/bay_21
icon_state="bsposter21"
name = "Join the Fuzz!"
desc = "It's a nice recruitment poster of a white haired Chinese woman that says; \"Big Guns, Hot Women, Good Times. Security. We get it done.\""
/datum/poster/bay_22
icon_state="bsposter22"
name = "Looking for a career with excitement?"
desc = "A recruitment poster starring a dark haired woman with glasses and a purple shirt that has \"Got Brains? Got Talent? Not afraid of electric flying monsters that want to suck the soul out of you? Then Xenobiology could use someone like you!\" written on the bottom."
/datum/poster/bay_23
icon_state="bsposter23"
name = "Safety first: because electricity doesn't wait!"
desc = "A safety poster starring a clueless looking redhead with frazzled hair. \"Every year, hundreds of NT employees expose themselves to electric shock. Play it safe. Avoid suspicious doors after electrical storms, and always wear protection when doing electric maintenance.\""
/datum/poster/bay_24
icon_state="bsposter24"
name = "Responsible medbay habits, No #259"
desc = "A poster with a nervous looking geneticist on it states; \"Friends Don't Tell Friends They're Clones. It can cause severe and irreparable emotional trauma. Always do the right thing and never tell them that they were dead.\""
/datum/poster/bay_25
icon_state="bsposter25"
name = "Irresponsible medbay habits, No #2"
desc = "This is a safety poster starring a perverted looking naked doctor. \"Sexual harassment is never okay. REPORT any acts of sexual deviance or harassment that disrupt a healthy working environment.\""
/datum/poster/bay_26
icon_state="bsposter26"
name = "The Men We Knew"
desc = "This movie poster depicts a group of soldiers fighting a large mech, the movie seems to be a patriotic war movie."
/datum/poster/bay_27
icon_state="bsposter27"
name = "Plastic Sheep Can't Scream"
desc = "This is a movie poster for an upcoming horror movie, it features an AI in the front of it."
/datum/poster/bay_28
icon_state="bsposter28"
name = "The Stars Know Love"
desc = "This is a movie poster. A bleeding woman is shown drawing a heart in her blood on the window of space ship, it seems to be a romantic Drama."
/datum/poster/bay_29
icon_state="bsposter29"
name = "Winter Is Coming"
desc = "On the poster is a frighteningly large wolf, the message on the poster seems ominous."