diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/screwdriver.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/screwdriver.dm
index 8045445ca3..c87cb50166 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/screwdriver.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/screwdriver.dm
@@ -107,14 +107,6 @@
 	random_color = FALSE
 	reach = 2
 
-/obj/item/weapon/tool/screwdriver/hybrid/is_screwdriver()
-	if(prob(10))
-		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
-		SSradiation.radiate(get_turf(src), 5)
-		T.visible_message("<span class='alien'>\The [src] shudders!</span>")
-		return FALSE
-	return TRUE
-
 /obj/item/weapon/tool/screwdriver/cyborg
 	name = "powered screwdriver"
 	desc = "An electrical screwdriver, designed to be both precise and quick."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/weldingtool.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/weldingtool.dm
index a6e7646022..80d4d9a856 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/weldingtool.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/weldingtool.dm
@@ -449,11 +449,11 @@
 	name = "strange welding tool"
 	desc = "An experimental welder capable of synthesizing its own fuel from spatial waveforms. It's like welding with a star!"
 	icon_state = "hybwelder"
-	max_fuel = 20
+	max_fuel = 80 //more max fuel is better! Even if it doesn't actually use fuel.
 	eye_safety_modifier = -2	// Brighter than the sun. Literally, you can look at the sun with a welding mask of proper grade, this will burn through that.
 	slowdown = 0.1
 	toolspeed = 0.25
-	w_class = ITEMSIZE_LARGE
+	w_class = ITEMSIZE_NORMAL
 	flame_intensity = 5
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_ENGINEERING = 5, TECH_PHORON = 4, TECH_PRECURSOR = 1)
 	reach = 2
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/wirecutters.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/wirecutters.dm
index 28e9e8f6cf..6d5d0bb64a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/wirecutters.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/wirecutters.dm
@@ -87,14 +87,6 @@
 	toolspeed = 0.4
 	reach = 2
 
-/obj/item/weapon/tool/wirecutters/hybrid/is_wirecutter()
-	if(prob(10))
-		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
-		SSradiation.radiate(get_turf(src), 5)
-		T.visible_message("<span class='alien'>\The [src] shudders!</span>")
-		return FALSE
-	return TRUE
-
 /obj/item/weapon/tool/wirecutters/power
 	name = "jaws of life"
 	desc = "A set of jaws of life, compressed through the magic of science. It's fitted with a cutting head."
@@ -126,4 +118,4 @@
 	counterpart.forceMove(get_turf(src))
 	src.forceMove(counterpart)
 	user.put_in_active_hand(counterpart)
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attach the pry jaws to [src].</span>")
\ No newline at end of file
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attach the pry jaws to [src].</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/wrench.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/wrench.dm
index 89a51cf217..e48e572a51 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/wrench.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools/wrench.dm
@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@
 	usesound = 'sound/items/drill_use.ogg'
 	toolspeed = 0.5
 
-/obj/item/weapon/tool/wrench/hybrid	// Slower and bulkier than normal power tools, but it has the power of reach.
+/obj/item/weapon/tool/wrench/hybrid	// Slower and bulkier than normal power tools, but it has the power of reach. If reach even worked half the time.
 	name = "strange wrench"
 	desc = "A wrench with many common uses. Can be usually found in your hand."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/tools.dmi'
@@ -42,13 +42,6 @@
 	toolspeed = 0.5
 	reach = 2
 
-/obj/item/weapon/tool/wrench/hybrid/is_wrench()
-	if(prob(10))
-		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
-		SSradiation.radiate(get_turf(src), 5)
-		T.visible_message("<span class='alien'>\The [src] shudders!</span>")
-		return FALSE
-	return TRUE
 
 /datum/category_item/catalogue/anomalous/precursor_a/alien_wrench
 	name = "Precursor Alpha Object - Fastener Torque Tool"