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Vendor enhancement fixes (#7577)

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* Vendor enhancement fixes

* skrellsnax trash, tuna name
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code/modules/examine/descriptions/food.dm
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/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/candy
description_fluff = "The Candy Bar is a copylefted recipe designed by information freedom activists to bring the delicious taste of nougat to the masses. It's cheap, familiar, and easy to synthesize, so most food vendors stock it."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/candy/proteinbar
description_fluff = "The SWOLEMAX protien bar is the flagship product of SWOLEMAX, a health foods corporation recently independent of Centauri Provisions. It tastes like a brick of ashes."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/candy_corn
description_fluff = "Nobody knows why Nanotrasen keeps making these waxy pieces of sugar and bone glue, but a handful of people swear by them. Purportedly popular with Skrell children, dubiously enough."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/chips
description_fluff = "Actual potatos haven't been used in potato chips for centuries. They're mostly a denatured nutrient slurry pressed into a chip-shaped mold and salted. Still tastes the same."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donut
description_fluff = "These donuts claim to be made fresh daily in a boutique bakery in New Reykjavik and delivered to Nanotrasen's hardworking asset protection crew. They're probably synthesized."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donkpocket
description_fluff = "DONKpockets were originally a Nanotrasen product, an attempt to break into the food market controlled by Centauri Provisions. Somehow, Centauri wound up with the rights to the DONK brand, ending Nanotrasen's ambitions. They taste pretty okay."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie
description_fluff = "One of the more esoteric terms of the Nanotrasen-Centauri Noncompetition Agreement of 2545 was a requirement that Nanotrasen stock these pies on all their stations. They're calibrated for commedic value, not taste."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sosjerky
description_fluff = "Space Cows, here, being an affectionate name given by early colonists to the massive food synthesizers used to sustain independent outposts before the dominance of hydroponics. Tastes like cardboard rubbed in meat seasoning."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/no_raisin
description_fluff = "Originally Raisin Blend no. 4, 4noraisins obtained their current name in the Skadi Positronic Exclusion Crisis of 2442, where they were rebranded as part of the protests." //the exclusion crisis, presumably, involved positronic immigration being banned for no raisin
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spacetwinkie
description_fluff = "Space Twinkies, a modification of a flagship product of one of Centauri Provision's predecessor corporations, are designed to withstand vacuum, radiation, dehydration, and long periods of acceleration without losing their shape or taste. They're not great, but they have earned their names (and enormous revenue for their parent company)."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesiehonkers
description_fluff = "Cheesie Honkers, a previously niche line of cheese puffs from a subsidiary of a subsidiary of Centauri Provisions, rose to household-name status when their tell-tale orange dust was used as evidence to convict notorious positronic serial killer Etoid in 2404."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/syndicake
description_fluff = "Due to ongoing litigation concerning the business practices of the Cakemakers' Syndicate, access to this product has been removed from all Centauri and Getmore vending machines. This is a shame, because Syndi-Cakes are generally regarded as the most appetizing thing in them."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/twobread
description_fluff = "The most popular recipe from the Morpheus Cyberkinetics cookbook 'Calories for Organics'"
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidfood
description_fluff = "A survival food commonly packed onto short-distance bluespace shuttles and similar vessels. Tastes like chalk, but is packed full of nutrients and will keep you alive."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tastybread
description_fluff = "This is the product that brought Centauri Provisions into the limelight. A product of the earliest extrasolar colony of Heaven, the Bread Tube, while bland, contains all the nutrients a spacer needs to get through the day and is decidedly edible when compared to some of its competitors."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/skrellsnacks
description_fluff = "A jerky product made of Go'moa mushrooms native to the Skrellian homeworld of Qerr'balak. SkrellSnaks are actually a product of Natuna, designed to welcome Ue-Katish refugees to their colony. The brand was recreated by Centauri Provisions after Natuna and SolGov broke off diplomatic relations."
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/unajerky
description_fluff = "Removed from Getmore vendors pending approval from the SolGov Nutrition Council, Sissalik Jerky remains a popular snack for Unathi immigrants and daredevils looking for a meaty, spicy treat that makes Scaredy's look like tofu."
code/modules/examine/descriptions/smokeables.dm
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/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes
description_fluff = "The Trans-Stellar Duty-Free Cigarette Company was created as an imprint of NanoTrasen. They are the most boring, tasteless, dry cigarettes on the market, but due to how generic they are, they are still the most well-known and widespread cigarettes in the universe."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/dromedaryco
description_fluff = "DromedaryCo is one of the oldest companies that produces cigarettes. Being a company that has changed hands and names several times through the years, their cigarettes are now very different from the original, and old-timers tend to complain about the quality of their current product. While their profits have been dwindling over the past few years due to marketing schemes deemed 'unethical', they still remain on the forefront of the smokeable industry."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/killthroat
description_fluff = "AcmeCo, a subsidiary of Xion Manufacturing Group, is known for their signature high-tar cigarettes. Some accuse the cigarettes of having harmful things in them beyond tar, but Xion officials refuse to comment on the issue."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/luckystars
description_fluff = "Lucky Stars were created on Venus by a researcher seeking to make a good quality cigarette from pod-based tobacco plants. The researcher only managed to make these, but made quite a profit off of them nonetheless."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/jerichos
description_fluff = "Stealth Assault Enterprises ex-contractors once decided to make a cigarette that was easy to light and had a waterproof case, specifically tailored for soldiers. They created Jerichos. Jerichos are known for their hickory smoke and warm feeling in your lungs. They are loved by soldiers and people employed in para-military outfits."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/menthols
description_fluff = "The Temperamento Menthol Company is a large cigarette company based in Mars. They have been around since the very dawn of human colonization and have remained a favorite for those seeking a more numbing cigarette.<br>\
<br>\
This is a pack of Temperamento Menthols, the main product of the company. They taste like menthol, surprisingly enough."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/carcinomas
description_fluff = "The CarcinoCo was originally destined to fail, as the company blatantly advertized themselves as creating the 'most cancerous cigarette'. The cigarettes became a hit among those rich enough to afford regular lung replacements."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/professionals
description_fluff = "Decades ago, probably before you were born, Gilthari Exports created the Professional 120s. They wanted to make a fancy cigarette that would be considered a luxury. Nowadays, they are generally concidered an emblem of the nouveau riche and the elderly. They are, however, very high-quality and made from the very best Solar tobacco."
/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/cigarette/cigar
description_fluff = "While the label does say that this is a 'premium cigar', it really cannot match other types of cigars on the market. Is it a quality cigarette? Perhaps. Was it hand-made with care? No. This is what differentiates between quality products that Gilthari puts out and NanoTrasen 'premium' cigars like this one."
/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/cigarette/cigar/cohiba
description_fluff = "Cohiba has been a popular cigar company for centuries. They are still based out of Cuba and refuse to expand and therefore have a very limited quantity, making their cigars coveted all through known space. Robusto is one of their most popular shapes of cigars."
/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/cigarette/cigar/havana
description_fluff = "'Havanian' is an umbrella term for any cigar made in the typical handmade style of Cuba. This particular cigar is from Gilthari's cigar manufacturers. While this way of making quality cigars has become slightly bastardized over the years, overall quality has remained relatively the same, even if there is a large quantity of 'Havanian' cigars."
/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/pipe
description_fluff = "ClassiCo Accessories and Haberdashers is a widespread company originating out of Mars. They seek to create quality goods to give men a more 'classy' look. Most of their items are high-end and expensive, but they plege to back their prices up with quality.<br>\
<br>\
This pipe is a ClassiCo pipe. It is made out of fine, stained cherry wood."