diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
index 5d72495520..e0bca0c65a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
@@ -114,8 +114,10 @@
 	name = "plastic knife"
 	desc = "The bluntest of blades."
 	icon_state = "pknife"
-	force = 10.0
-	throwforce = 10.0
+	force = 1
+	throwforce = 1
+	sharp = 0
+	edge = 1 //for cutting pizzas
 
 /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/knife/attack(target as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
 	if ((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(50))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm
index afa97b983b..93453e843e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm
@@ -1,53 +1,158 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy
 	var/active = 0
+	var/active_force
+	var/active_throwforce
+	var/active_w_class
+	sharp = 0
+	edge = 0
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | NOBLOODY
 
-	suicide_act(mob/user)
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/proc/activate()
+	active = 1
+	force = active_force
+	throwforce = active_throwforce
+	sharp = 1
+	edge = 1
+	w_class = active_w_class
+	playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/proc/deactivate()
+	active = 0
+	force = initial(force)
+	throwforce = initial(throwforce)
+	sharp = initial(sharp)
+	edge = initial(edge)
+	w_class = initial(w_class)
+	playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
+	if (active)
+		if ((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(50))
+			user.visible_message("\red [user] accidentally cuts \himself with \the [src].", "\red You accidentally cut yourself with \the [src].")
+			user.take_organ_damage(5,5)
+		deactivate()
+	else
+		activate()
+
+	if(istype(user,/mob/living/carbon/human))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		H.update_inv_l_hand()
+		H.update_inv_r_hand()
+
+	add_fingerprint(user)
+	return
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	if (active)
 		viewers(user) << pick("\red <b>[user] is slitting \his stomach open with the [src.name]! It looks like \he's trying to commit seppuku.</b>", \
 							"\red <b>[user] is falling on the [src.name]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</b>")
 		return (BRUTELOSS|FIRELOSS)
 
+/*
+ * Energy Axe
+ */
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/axe
 	name = "energy axe"
 	desc = "An energised battle axe."
 	icon_state = "axe0"
-	force = 40.0
-	throwforce = 25.0
+	//active_force = 150 //holy...
+	active_force = 60
+	active_throwforce = 35
+	active_w_class = 5
+	//force = 40
+	//throwforce = 25
+	force = 20
+	throwforce = 10
 	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 5
-	w_class = 3.0
+	w_class = 3
 	flags = FPRINT | CONDUCT | NOSHIELD | TABLEPASS | NOBLOODY
-	origin_tech = "combat=3"
+	origin_tech = "magnets=3;combat=4"
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "chopped", "cleaved", "torn", "cut")
 	sharp = 1
 	edge = 1
 
-	suicide_act(mob/user)
-		viewers(user) << "\red <b>[user] swings the [src.name] towards /his head! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</b>"
-		return (BRUTELOSS|FIRELOSS)
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/axe/activate()
+	..()
+	icon_state = "axe1"
+	user << "\blue \The [src] is now energised."
 
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/axe/deactivate()
+	..()
+	icon_state = initial(icon_state)
+	user << "\blue \The [src] is de-energised. It's just a regular axe now."
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/axe/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	viewers(user) << "\red <b>[user] swings the [src.name] towards /his head! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</b>"
+	return (BRUTELOSS|FIRELOSS)
+
+/*
+ * Energy Sword
+ */
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword
 	color
 	name = "energy sword"
 	desc = "May the force be within you."
 	icon_state = "sword0"
-	force = 3.0
-	throwforce = 5.0
+	active_force = 30
+	active_throwforce = 20
+	active_w_class = 4
+	force = 3
+	throwforce = 5
 	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 5
-	w_class = 2.0
+	w_class = 2
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | NOSHIELD | NOBLOODY
 	origin_tech = "magnets=3;syndicate=4"
-	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
-	sharp = 1
-	edge = 1
+	var/attack_verb_active = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/New()
+	item_color = pick("red","blue","green","purple")
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/green/New()
+	item_color = "green"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/red/New()
+	item_color = "red"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/blue/New()
+	item_color = "blue"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/purple/New()
+	item_color = "purple"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/activate()
+	..()
+	attack_verb = attack_verb_active
+	icon_state = "sword[item_color]"
+	user << "\blue \The [src] is now energised."
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/deactivate()
+	..()
+	attack_verb = initial(attack_verb)
+	icon_state = initial(icon_state)
+	user << "\blue It can now be concealed."
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/IsShield()
+	if(active)
+		return 1
+	return 0
 
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/pirate
 	name = "energy cutlass"
 	desc = "Arrrr matey."
 	icon_state = "cutlass0"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/blade
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/pirate/activate()
+	..()
+	icon_state = "cutlass1"
+
+/*
+ *Energy Blade
+ */
+
+//Can't be activated or deactivated, so not actually a subtype of energy
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy_blade
 	name = "energy blade"
 	desc = "A concentrated beam of energy in the shape of a blade. Very stylish... and lethal."
 	icon_state = "blade"
@@ -60,4 +165,15 @@
 	w_class = 4.0//So you can't hide it in your pocket or some such.
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | NOSHIELD | NOBLOODY
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
-	var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/spark_system
\ No newline at end of file
+	var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/spark_system
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy_blade/New()
+	spark_system = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread()
+	spark_system.set_up(5, 0, src)
+	spark_system.attach(src)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy_blade/dropped()
+	del(src)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy_blade/proc/throw()
+	del(src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/shields.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/shields.dm
index e10ea5bece..2814c6fe4d 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/shields.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/shields.dm
@@ -30,6 +30,10 @@
 		else
 			..()
 
+/*
+ * Energy Shield
+ */
+
 /obj/item/weapon/shield/energy
 	name = "energy combat shield"
 	desc = "A shield capable of stopping most projectile and melee attacks. It can be retracted, expanded, and stored anywhere."
@@ -45,6 +49,39 @@
 	attack_verb = list("shoved", "bashed")
 	var/active = 0
 
+/obj/item/weapon/shield/energy/IsShield()
+	if(active)
+		return 1
+	else
+		return 0
+
+/obj/item/weapon/shield/energy/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
+	if ((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(50))
+		user << "\red You beat yourself in the head with [src]."
+		user.take_organ_damage(5)
+	active = !active
+	if (active)
+		force = 10
+		icon_state = "eshield[active]"
+		w_class = 4
+		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg', 50, 1)
+		user << "\blue [src] is now active."
+
+	else
+		force = 3
+		icon_state = "eshield[active]"
+		w_class = 1
+		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg', 50, 1)
+		user << "\blue [src] can now be concealed."
+
+	if(istype(user,/mob/living/carbon/human))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		H.update_inv_l_hand()
+		H.update_inv_r_hand()
+
+	add_fingerprint(user)
+	return
+
 /obj/item/weapon/cloaking_device
 	name = "cloaking device"
 	desc = "Use this to become invisible to the human eyesocket."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/swords_axes_etc.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/swords_axes_etc.dm
index 739ad8f694..3a0f29a3da 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/swords_axes_etc.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/swords_axes_etc.dm
@@ -3,9 +3,6 @@
  *		Banhammer
  *		Sword
  *		Classic Baton
- *		Energy Blade
- *		Energy Axe
- *		Energy Shield
  */
 
 /*
@@ -15,50 +12,6 @@
 	M << "<font color='red'><b> You have been banned FOR NO REISIN by [user]<b></font>"
 	user << "<font color='red'> You have <b>BANNED</b> [M]</font>"
 
-/*
- * Sword
- */
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/IsShield()
-	if(active)
-		return 1
-	return 0
-
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/New()
-	item_color = pick("red","blue","green","purple")
-
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
-	if ((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(50))
-		user << "\red You accidentally cut yourself with [src]."
-		user.take_organ_damage(5,5)
-	active = !active
-	if (active)
-		force = 30
-		if(istype(src,/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/pirate))
-			icon_state = "cutlass1"
-		else
-			icon_state = "sword[item_color]"
-		w_class = 4
-		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg', 50, 1)
-		user << "\blue [src] is now active."
-
-	else
-		force = 3
-		if(istype(src,/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/pirate))
-			icon_state = "cutlass0"
-		else
-			icon_state = "sword0"
-		w_class = 2
-		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg', 50, 1)
-		user << "\blue [src] can now be concealed."
-
-	if(istype(user,/mob/living/carbon/human))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
-		H.update_inv_l_hand()
-		H.update_inv_r_hand()
-
-	add_fingerprint(user)
-	return
-
 /*
  * Classic Baton
  */
@@ -182,86 +135,3 @@
 	else
 		return ..()
 
-
-/*
- *Energy Blade
- */
-//Most of the other special functions are handled in their own files.
-
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/green
-	New()
-		item_color = "green"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/red
-	New()
-		item_color = "red"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/blade/New()
-	spark_system = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread()
-	spark_system.set_up(5, 0, src)
-	spark_system.attach(src)
-	return
-
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/blade/dropped()
-	del(src)
-	return
-
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/blade/proc/throw()
-	del(src)
-	return
-
-/*
- * Energy Axe
- */
-
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/axe/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	src.active = !( src.active )
-	if (src.active)
-		user << "\blue The axe is now energised."
-		src.force = 150
-		src.icon_state = "axe1"
-		src.w_class = 5
-	else
-		user << "\blue The axe can now be concealed."
-		src.force = 40
-		src.icon_state = "axe0"
-		src.w_class = 5
-	src.add_fingerprint(user)
-	return
-
-
-/*
- * Energy Shield
- */
-/obj/item/weapon/shield/energy/IsShield()
-	if(active)
-		return 1
-	else
-		return 0
-
-/obj/item/weapon/shield/energy/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
-	if ((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(50))
-		user << "\red You beat yourself in the head with [src]."
-		user.take_organ_damage(5)
-	active = !active
-	if (active)
-		force = 10
-		icon_state = "eshield[active]"
-		w_class = 4
-		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg', 50, 1)
-		user << "\blue [src] is now active."
-
-	else
-		force = 3
-		icon_state = "eshield[active]"
-		w_class = 1
-		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg', 50, 1)
-		user << "\blue [src] can now be concealed."
-
-	if(istype(user,/mob/living/carbon/human))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
-		H.update_inv_l_hand()
-		H.update_inv_r_hand()
-
-	add_fingerprint(user)
-	return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
index 8626f365a3..6bb08bb451 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
@@ -18,14 +18,13 @@
  */
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded
 	var/wielded = 0
-	var/force_unwielded = 0
 	var/force_wielded = 0
 	var/wieldsound = null
 	var/unwieldsound = null
 
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/proc/unwield()
 	wielded = 0
-	force = force_unwielded
+	force = initial(force)
 	name = "[initial(name)]"
 	update_icon()
 
@@ -108,12 +107,11 @@
 	icon_state = "fireaxe0"
 	name = "fire axe"
 	desc = "Truly, the weapon of a madman. Who would think to fight fire with an axe?"
-	force = 5
+	force = 10
 	sharp = 1
 	edge = 1
 	w_class = 4.0
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BACK
-	force_unwielded = 10
 	force_wielded = 40
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "chopped", "cleaved", "torn", "cut")
 
@@ -149,7 +147,6 @@
 	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
-	force_unwielded = 3
 	force_wielded = 30
 	wieldsound = 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg'
 	unwieldsound = 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg'
@@ -189,11 +186,10 @@
 	force = 14
 	w_class = 4.0
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BACK
-	force_unwielded = 14
 	force_wielded = 22 // Was 13, Buffed - RR
 	throwforce = 20
 	throw_speed = 3
-	edge = 1
+	edge = 0
 	sharp = 1
 	flags = NOSHIELD
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm b/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm
index f695621d97..19d3a2e32d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm
@@ -159,6 +159,8 @@
 	matter = list("metal" = 50)
 	origin_tech = "materials=1;engineering=1"
 	attack_verb = list("bashed", "bludgeoned", "thrashed", "whacked")
+	sharp = 0
+	edge = 1
 
 /obj/item/weapon/shovel/spade
 	name = "spade"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/sandwich.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/sandwich.dm
index 48decfb696..7d1a341f8f 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/sandwich.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/sandwich.dm
@@ -71,7 +71,7 @@
 
 	name = lowertext("[fullname] sandwich")
 	if(length(name) > 80) name = "[pick(list("absurd","colossal","enormous","ridiculous"))] sandwich"
-	w_class = n_ceil(Clamp((ingredients.len/2),1,3))
+	w_class = n_ceil(Clamp((ingredients.len/2),2,4))
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/csandwich/Del()
 	for(var/obj/item/O in ingredients)
@@ -98,4 +98,4 @@
 	if(H && shard && M == user) //This needs a check for feeding the food to other people, but that could be abusable.
 		H << "\red You lacerate your mouth on a [shard.name] in the sandwich!"
 		H.adjustBruteLoss(5) //TODO: Target head if human.
-	..()
\ No newline at end of file
+	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
index a86bd3fe85..1f8a84f6db 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
@@ -2154,6 +2154,9 @@
 
 // sliceable is just an organization type path, it doesn't have any additional code or variables tied to it.
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable
+	w_class = 3 //Whole pizzas and cakes shouldn't fit in a pocket, you can slice them if you want to do that.
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/meatbread
 	name = "meatbread loaf"
 	desc = "The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquen/tg/entleman."