diff --git a/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers.dm b/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers.dm
index 71b337b1b3..4f449b723b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers.dm
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@
 	var/haste							// If set to 1, the mob will be 'hasted', which makes it ignore slowdown and go really fast.
 	var/evasion							// Positive numbers reduce the odds of being hit. Negative numbers increase the odds.
 	var/bleeding_rate_percent			// Adjusts amount of blood lost when bleeding.
-	var/accuracy						// Positive numbers makes hitting things with guns easier, negatives make it harder. Every 15% is equal to one tile easier or harder, just like evasion.
+	var/accuracy						// Positive numbers makes hitting things with guns easier, negatives make it harder.
 	var/accuracy_dispersion				// Positive numbers make gun firing cover a wider tile range, and therefore more inaccurate.  Negatives help negate dispersion penalties.
 	var/metabolism_percent				// Adjusts the mob's metabolic rate, which affects reagent processing.  Won't affect mobs without reagent processing.
 	var/icon_scale_percent				// Makes the holder's icon get scaled up or down.
@@ -208,13 +208,13 @@
 		effects += "You move at maximum speed, and cannot be slowed by any means."
 
 	if(!isnull(evasion))
-		effects += "You are [abs(evasion * 15)]% [evasion > 0 ? "harder" : "easier"] to hit with weapons."
+		effects += "You are [abs(evasion)]% [evasion > 0 ? "harder" : "easier"] to hit with weapons."
 
 	if(!isnull(bleeding_rate_percent))
 		effects += "You bleed [multipler_to_percentage(bleeding_rate_percent, TRUE)] [bleeding_rate_percent > 1.0 ? "faster" : "slower"]."
 
 	if(!isnull(accuracy))
-		effects += "It is [abs(accuracy * 15)]% [accuracy > 0 ? "easier" : "harder"] for you to hit someone with a ranged weapon."
+		effects += "It is [abs(accuracy)]% [accuracy > 0 ? "easier" : "harder"] for you to hit someone with a ranged weapon."
 
 	if(!isnull(accuracy_dispersion))
 		effects += "Projectiles you fire are [accuracy_dispersion > 0 ? "more" : "less"] likely to stray from your intended target."
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers_misc.dm b/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers_misc.dm
index 0a02f6b096..fbe9e35624 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers_misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers_misc.dm
@@ -60,9 +60,9 @@ the artifact triggers the rage.
 	pain_immunity = TRUE					// Avoid falling over from shock (at least until it expires).
 
 	// The less good stuff.
-	accuracy = -5							// Aiming requires focus.
+	accuracy = -75							// Aiming requires focus.
 	accuracy_dispersion = 3					// Ditto.
-	evasion = -3							// Too angry to dodge.
+	evasion = -45							// Too angry to dodge.
 
 	var/nutrition_cost = 150
 	var/exhaustion_duration = 2 MINUTES 	// How long the exhaustion modifier lasts after it expires. Set to 0 to not apply one.
@@ -157,7 +157,7 @@ the artifact triggers the rage.
 	attack_speed_percent = 1.5
 	outgoing_melee_damage_percent = 0.6
 	disable_duration_percent = 1.5
-	evasion = -2
+	evasion = -30
 
 /datum/modifier/berserk_exhaustion/on_applied()
 	holder.visible_message("<span class='warning'>\The [holder] looks exhausted.</span>")
@@ -177,6 +177,6 @@ the artifact triggers the rage.
 	stacks = MODIFIER_STACK_EXTEND
 
 	// Just being mad isn't gonna overclock your body when you're a beepboop.
-	accuracy = -5				// Aiming requires focus.
+	accuracy = -75				// Aiming requires focus.
 	accuracy_dispersion = 3		// Ditto.
-	evasion = -3				// Too angry to dodge.
+	evasion = -45				// Too angry to dodge.
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/laser.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/laser.dm
index 7fa20d8c5d..5cfefc1bf5 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/laser.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/laser.dm
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@
 	fire_delay = 20
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_LARGE
 //	one_handed_penalty = 90 // The thing's heavy and huge.
-	accuracy = 3
+	accuracy = 45
 	charge_cost = 600
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/lasercannon/mounted