diff --git a/code/_macros.dm b/code/_macros.dm
index 13afdb27b8..e6c6e10636 100644
--- a/code/_macros.dm
+++ b/code/_macros.dm
@@ -62,6 +62,11 @@
 #define to_file(file_entry, source_var) file_entry << source_var
 #define from_file(file_entry, target_var) file_entry >> target_var
 
+// From TG, might be useful to have.
+// Didn't port SEND_TEXT() since to_chat() appears to serve the same purpose.
+#define DIRECT_OUTPUT(A, B) A << B
+#define SEND_IMAGE(target, image) DIRECT_OUTPUT(target, image)
+#define SEND_SOUND(target, sound) DIRECT_OUTPUT(target, sound)
 
 #define CanInteract(user, state) (CanUseTopic(user, state) == STATUS_INTERACTIVE)
 
diff --git a/code/datums/callback.dm b/code/datums/callback.dm
index a92a715ece..74d5719ce2 100644
--- a/code/datums/callback.dm
+++ b/code/datums/callback.dm
@@ -166,7 +166,7 @@
 // Use sparingly
 /world/proc/PushUsr(mob/M, datum/callback/CB)
 	var/temp = usr
-	testing("PushUsr() in use")
+//	testing("PushUsr() in use")
 	usr = M
 	. = CB.Invoke()
 	usr = temp
diff --git a/code/datums/looping_sounds/item_sounds.dm b/code/datums/looping_sounds/item_sounds.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2cdc54adf4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/looping_sounds/item_sounds.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+#define RAD_GEIGER_LOW 0.1							// Geiger counter sound thresholds
+#define RAD_GEIGER_MEDIUM 10
+#define RAD_GEIGER_HIGH 25
+
+/datum/looping_sound/geiger
+	mid_sounds = list(
+		list('sound/items/geiger/new/low1.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/low2.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/low3.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/low4.ogg'=1),
+		list('sound/items/geiger/new/med1.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/med2.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/med3.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/med4.ogg'=1),
+		list('sound/items/geiger/new/high1.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/high2.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/high3.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/high4.ogg'=1),
+		list('sound/items/geiger/new/ext1.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/ext2.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/ext3.ogg'=1, 'sound/items/geiger/new/ext4.ogg'=1)
+		)
+	mid_length = 1 SECOND
+	volume = 25
+	var/last_radiation
+
+/datum/looping_sound/geiger/get_sound(starttime)
+	var/danger
+	switch(last_radiation)
+		if(0 to RAD_GEIGER_LOW)
+			danger = 1
+		if(RAD_GEIGER_LOW to RAD_GEIGER_MEDIUM)
+			danger = 2
+		if(RAD_GEIGER_MEDIUM to RAD_GEIGER_HIGH)
+			danger = 3
+		if(RAD_GEIGER_HIGH to INFINITY)
+			danger = 4
+		else
+			return null
+	return ..(starttime, mid_sounds[danger])
+
+/datum/looping_sound/geiger/stop()
+	. = ..()
+	last_radiation = 0
+
+#undef RAD_GEIGER_LOW
+#undef RAD_GEIGER_MEDIUM
+#undef RAD_GEIGER_HIGH
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/datums/looping_sounds/looping_sound.dm b/code/datums/looping_sounds/looping_sound.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..9c8c3fc8b4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/looping_sounds/looping_sound.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,105 @@
+/*
+	output_atoms	(list of atoms)			The destination(s) for the sounds
+
+	mid_sounds		(list or soundfile)		Since this can be either a list or a single soundfile you can have random sounds. May contain further lists but must contain a soundfile at the end.
+	mid_length		(num)					The length to wait between playing mid_sounds
+
+	start_sound		(soundfile)				Played before starting the mid_sounds loop
+	start_length	(num)					How long to wait before starting the main loop after playing start_sound
+
+	end_sound		(soundfile)				The sound played after the main loop has concluded
+
+	chance			(num)					Chance per loop to play a mid_sound
+	volume			(num)					Sound output volume
+	muted			(bool)					Private. Used to stop the sound loop.
+	max_loops		(num)					The max amount of loops to run for.
+	direct			(bool)					If true plays directly to provided atoms instead of from them
+	opacity_check	(bool)					If true, things behind walls/opaque things won't hear the sounds.
+*/
+/datum/looping_sound
+	var/list/atom/output_atoms
+	var/mid_sounds
+	var/mid_length
+	var/start_sound
+	var/start_length
+	var/end_sound
+	var/chance
+	var/volume = 100
+	var/max_loops
+	var/direct
+	var/opacity_check
+
+	var/timerid
+
+/datum/looping_sound/New(list/_output_atoms=list(), start_immediately=FALSE, _direct=FALSE)
+	if(!mid_sounds)
+		WARNING("A looping sound datum was created without sounds to play.")
+		return
+
+	output_atoms = _output_atoms
+	direct = _direct
+
+	if(start_immediately)
+		start()
+
+/datum/looping_sound/Destroy()
+	stop()
+	output_atoms = null
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/looping_sound/proc/start(atom/add_thing)
+	if(add_thing)
+		output_atoms |= add_thing
+	if(timerid)
+		return
+	on_start()
+
+/datum/looping_sound/proc/stop(atom/remove_thing)
+	if(remove_thing)
+		output_atoms -= remove_thing
+	if(!timerid)
+		return
+	on_stop()
+	deltimer(timerid)
+	timerid = null
+
+/datum/looping_sound/proc/sound_loop(starttime)
+	if(max_loops && world.time >= starttime + mid_length * max_loops)
+		stop()
+		return
+	if(!chance || prob(chance))
+		play(get_sound(starttime))
+	if(!timerid)
+		timerid = addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/sound_loop, world.time), mid_length, TIMER_STOPPABLE | TIMER_LOOP)
+
+/datum/looping_sound/proc/play(soundfile)
+	var/list/atoms_cache = output_atoms
+	var/sound/S = sound(soundfile)
+	if(direct)
+		S.channel = open_sound_channel()
+		S.volume = volume
+	for(var/i in 1 to atoms_cache.len)
+		var/atom/thing = atoms_cache[i]
+		if(direct)
+			SEND_SOUND(thing, S)
+		else
+			playsound(thing, S, volume, ignore_walls = !opacity_check)
+
+/datum/looping_sound/proc/get_sound(starttime, _mid_sounds)
+	if(!_mid_sounds)
+		. = mid_sounds
+	else
+		. = _mid_sounds
+	while(!isfile(.) && !isnull(.))
+		. = pickweight(.)
+
+/datum/looping_sound/proc/on_start()
+	var/start_wait = 0
+	if(start_sound)
+		play(start_sound)
+		start_wait = start_length
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/sound_loop), start_wait)
+
+/datum/looping_sound/proc/on_stop()
+	if(end_sound)
+		play(end_sound)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/datums/looping_sounds/machinery_sounds.dm b/code/datums/looping_sounds/machinery_sounds.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..7129b305c9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/looping_sounds/machinery_sounds.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+/datum/looping_sound/showering
+	start_sound = 'sound/machines/shower/shower_start.ogg'
+	start_length = 2
+	mid_sounds = list('sound/machines/shower/shower_mid1.ogg'=1,'sound/machines/shower/shower_mid2.ogg'=1,'sound/machines/shower/shower_mid3.ogg'=1)
+	mid_length = 10
+	end_sound = 'sound/machines/shower/shower_end.ogg'
+	volume = 20
+
+///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+/datum/looping_sound/supermatter
+	mid_sounds = list('sound/machines/sm/supermatter1.ogg'=1,'sound/machines/sm/supermatter2.ogg'=1,'sound/machines/sm/supermatter3.ogg'=1)
+	mid_length = 10
+	volume = 1
+
+///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+/datum/looping_sound/generator
+	start_sound = 'sound/machines/generator/generator_start.ogg'
+	start_length = 4
+	mid_sounds = list('sound/machines/generator/generator_mid1.ogg'=1, 'sound/machines/generator/generator_mid2.ogg'=1, 'sound/machines/generator/generator_mid3.ogg'=1)
+	mid_length = 4
+	end_sound = 'sound/machines/generator/generator_end.ogg'
+	volume = 40
+
+///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+
+/datum/looping_sound/deep_fryer
+	start_sound = 'sound/machines/fryer/deep_fryer_immerse.ogg' //my immersions
+	start_length = 10
+	mid_sounds = list('sound/machines/fryer/deep_fryer_1.ogg' = 1, 'sound/machines/fryer/deep_fryer_2.ogg' = 1)
+	mid_length = 2
+	end_sound = 'sound/machines/fryer/deep_fryer_emerge.ogg'
+	volume = 15
+
+///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+/datum/looping_sound/microwave
+	start_sound = 'sound/machines/microwave/microwave-start.ogg'
+	start_length = 10
+	mid_sounds = list('sound/machines/microwave/microwave-mid1.ogg'=10, 'sound/machines/microwave/microwave-mid2.ogg'=1)
+	mid_length = 10
+	end_sound = 'sound/machines/microwave/microwave-end.ogg'
+	volume = 90
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/geiger.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/geiger.dm
index 9ab63afce7..2096b436dd 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/geiger.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/geiger.dm
@@ -15,12 +15,16 @@
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL
 	var/scanning = 0
 	var/radiation_count = 0
+	var/datum/looping_sound/generator/soundloop
 
-/obj/item/device/geiger/New()
+/obj/item/device/geiger/Initialize()
 	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	soundloop = new(list(src), FALSE)
+	return ..()
 
 /obj/item/device/geiger/Destroy()
 	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	QDEL_NULL(soundloop)
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/item/device/geiger/process()
@@ -44,15 +48,20 @@
 	if(amount > radiation_count)
 		radiation_count = amount
 
-	var/sound = "geiger"
-	if(amount < 5)
-		sound = "geiger_weak"
-	playsound(src, sound, between(10, 10 + (radiation_count * 4), 100), 0)
-	if(sound == "geiger_weak") // A weak geiger sound every two seconds sounds too infrequent.
-		spawn(1 SECOND)
-			playsound(src, sound, between(10, 10 + (radiation_count * 4), 100), 0)
+	update_sound()
 	update_icon()
 
+/obj/item/device/geiger/proc/update_sound()
+	var/datum/looping_sound/geiger/loop = soundloop
+	if(!scanning)
+		loop.stop()
+		return
+	if(!radiation_count)
+		loop.stop()
+		return
+	loop.last_radiation = radiation_count
+	loop.start()
+
 /obj/item/device/geiger/attack_self(var/mob/user)
 	scanning = !scanning
 	update_icon()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
index ff95dd44d8..464cf08f7d 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
@@ -131,10 +131,16 @@
 	var/watertemp = "normal"	//freezing, normal, or boiling
 	var/is_washing = 0
 	var/list/temperature_settings = list("normal" = 310, "boiling" = T0C+100, "freezing" = T0C)
+	var/datum/looping_sound/showering/soundloop
 
-/obj/machinery/shower/New()
-	..()
+/obj/machinery/shower/Initialize()
 	create_reagents(50)
+	soundloop = new(list(src), FALSE)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/machinery/shower/Destroy()
+	QDEL_NULL(soundloop)
+	return ..()
 
 //add heat controls? when emagged, you can freeze to death in it?
 
@@ -151,11 +157,14 @@
 	on = !on
 	update_icon()
 	if(on)
+		soundloop.start()
 		if (M.loc == loc)
 			wash(M)
 			process_heat(M)
 		for (var/atom/movable/G in src.loc)
 			G.clean_blood()
+	else
+		soundloop.stop()
 
 /obj/machinery/shower/attackby(obj/item/I as obj, mob/user as mob)
 	if(I.type == /obj/item/device/analyzer)
diff --git a/code/game/sound.dm b/code/game/sound.dm
index 0741b0338f..eb385c696d 100644
--- a/code/game/sound.dm
+++ b/code/game/sound.dm
@@ -128,8 +128,8 @@
 			if ("fracture") soundin = pick('sound/effects/bonebreak1.ogg','sound/effects/bonebreak2.ogg','sound/effects/bonebreak3.ogg','sound/effects/bonebreak4.ogg')
 			if ("canopen") soundin = pick('sound/effects/can_open1.ogg','sound/effects/can_open2.ogg','sound/effects/can_open3.ogg','sound/effects/can_open4.ogg')
 			if ("mechstep") soundin = pick('sound/mecha/mechstep1.ogg', 'sound/mecha/mechstep2.ogg')
-			if ("geiger") soundin = pick('sound/items/geiger1.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger2.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger3.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger4.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger5.ogg')
-			if ("geiger_weak") soundin = pick('sound/items/geiger_weak1.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger_weak2.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger_weak3.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger_weak4.ogg')
+			if ("geiger") soundin = pick('sound/items/geiger/old/geiger1.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger/old/geiger2.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger/old/geiger3.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger/old/geiger4.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger/old/geiger5.ogg')
+			if ("geiger_weak") soundin = pick('sound/items/geiger/old/geiger_weak1.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger/old/geiger_weak2.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger/old/geiger_weak3.ogg', 'sound/items/geiger/old/geiger_weak4.ogg')
 			if ("thunder") soundin = pick('sound/effects/thunder/thunder1.ogg', 'sound/effects/thunder/thunder2.ogg', 'sound/effects/thunder/thunder3.ogg', 'sound/effects/thunder/thunder4.ogg',
 			'sound/effects/thunder/thunder5.ogg', 'sound/effects/thunder/thunder6.ogg', 'sound/effects/thunder/thunder7.ogg', 'sound/effects/thunder/thunder8.ogg', 'sound/effects/thunder/thunder9.ogg',
 			'sound/effects/thunder/thunder10.ogg')
diff --git a/code/modules/food/kitchen/cooking_machines/_cooker.dm b/code/modules/food/kitchen/cooking_machines/_cooker.dm
index 0ff53f4db7..a5215a747e 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/kitchen/cooking_machines/_cooker.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/kitchen/cooking_machines/_cooker.dm
@@ -35,6 +35,10 @@
 		cooking_obj = null
 	return ..()
 
+/obj/machinery/cooker/proc/set_cooking(new_setting)
+	cooking = new_setting
+	icon_state = new_setting ? on_icon : off_icon
+
 /obj/machinery/cooker/examine()
 	..()
 	if(cooking_obj && Adjacent(usr))
@@ -113,7 +117,7 @@
 	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>\The [user] puts \the [I] into \the [src].</span>")
 	cooking_obj = I
 	cooking_obj.forceMove(src)
-	cooking = 1
+	set_cooking(TRUE)
 	icon_state = on_icon
 
 	// Doop de doo. Jeopardy theme goes here.
@@ -123,7 +127,7 @@
 	if(!cooking_obj || cooking_obj.loc != src)
 		cooking_obj = null
 		icon_state = off_icon
-		cooking = 0
+		set_cooking(FALSE)
 		return
 
 	// RIP slow-moving held mobs.
@@ -166,7 +170,7 @@
 
 	if(!can_burn_food)
 		icon_state = off_icon
-		cooking = 0
+		set_cooking(FALSE)
 		result.forceMove(get_turf(src))
 		cooking_obj = null
 	else
@@ -192,7 +196,7 @@
 				failed = 1
 
 			if(failed)
-				cooking = 0
+				set_cooking(FALSE)
 				icon_state = off_icon
 				break
 
@@ -201,7 +205,7 @@
 	if(cooking_obj && user.Adjacent(src)) //Fixes borgs being able to teleport food in these machines to themselves.
 		user << "<span class='notice'>You grab \the [cooking_obj] from \the [src].</span>"
 		user.put_in_hands(cooking_obj)
-		cooking = 0
+		set_cooking(FALSE)
 		cooking_obj = null
 		icon_state = off_icon
 		return
diff --git a/code/modules/food/kitchen/cooking_machines/fryer.dm b/code/modules/food/kitchen/cooking_machines/fryer.dm
index 451f84c2ff..e0dc15cc45 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/kitchen/cooking_machines/fryer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/kitchen/cooking_machines/fryer.dm
@@ -8,6 +8,22 @@
 	off_icon = "fryer_off"
 	food_color = "#FFAD33"
 	cooked_sound = 'sound/machines/ding.ogg'
+	var/datum/looping_sound/deep_fryer/fry_loop
+
+/obj/machinery/cooker/fryer/Initialize()
+	fry_loop = new(list(src), FALSE)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/machinery/cooker/fryer/Destroy()
+	QDEL_NULL(fry_loop)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/machinery/cooker/fryer/set_cooking(new_setting)
+	..()
+	if(new_setting)
+		fry_loop.start()
+	else
+		fry_loop.stop()
 
 /obj/machinery/cooker/fryer/cook_mob(var/mob/living/victim, var/mob/user)
 
@@ -17,16 +33,19 @@
 	user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [user] starts pushing \the [victim] into \the [src]!</span>")
 	icon_state = on_icon
 	cooking = 1
+	fry_loop.start()
 
 	if(!do_mob(user, victim, 20))
 		cooking = 0
 		icon_state = off_icon
+		fry_loop.stop()
 		return
 
 	if(!victim || !victim.Adjacent(user))
 		user << "<span class='danger'>Your victim slipped free!</span>"
 		cooking = 0
 		icon_state = off_icon
+		fry_loop.stop()
 		return
 
 	var/obj/item/organ/external/E
@@ -62,4 +81,5 @@
 
 	icon_state = off_icon
 	cooking = 0
+	fry_loop.stop()
 	return
diff --git a/code/modules/food/kitchen/microwave.dm b/code/modules/food/kitchen/microwave.dm
index 1ece9225b1..1fbd66286b 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/kitchen/microwave.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/kitchen/microwave.dm
@@ -16,6 +16,7 @@
 	var/global/list/acceptable_items // List of the items you can put in
 	var/global/list/acceptable_reagents // List of the reagents you can put in
 	var/global/max_n_of_items = 0
+	var/datum/looping_sound/microwave/soundloop
 
 
 // see code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm for recipes
@@ -24,8 +25,7 @@
 *   Initialising
 ********************/
 
-/obj/machinery/microwave/New()
-	..()
+/obj/machinery/microwave/Initialize()
 	reagents = new/datum/reagents(100)
 	reagents.my_atom = src
 
@@ -54,6 +54,12 @@
 		acceptable_items |= /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown
 
 	RefreshParts()
+	soundloop = new(list(src), FALSE)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/machinery/microwave/Destroy()
+	QDEL_NULL(soundloop)
+	return ..()
 
 /*******************
 *   Item Adding
@@ -311,20 +317,19 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/microwave/proc/start()
 	src.visible_message("<span class='notice'>The microwave turns on.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You hear a microwave.</span>")
-	src.operating = 1
+	soundloop.start()
+	src.operating = TRUE
 	src.icon_state = "mw1"
 	src.updateUsrDialog()
 
 /obj/machinery/microwave/proc/abort()
-	src.operating = 0 // Turn it off again aferwards
-	src.icon_state = "mw"
-	src.updateUsrDialog()
+	operating = FALSE // Turn it off again aferwards
+	icon_state = "mw"
+	updateUsrDialog()
+	soundloop.stop()
 
 /obj/machinery/microwave/proc/stop()
-	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/machines/ding.ogg', 50, 1)
-	src.operating = 0 // Turn it off again aferwards
-	src.icon_state = "mw"
-	src.updateUsrDialog()
+	abort()
 
 /obj/machinery/microwave/proc/dispose()
 	for (var/obj/O in ((contents-component_parts)-circuit))
diff --git a/code/modules/power/generator.dm b/code/modules/power/generator.dm
index 02095e0f81..4fbad576ed 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/generator.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/generator.dm
@@ -22,12 +22,18 @@
 	var/lastgen2 = 0
 	var/effective_gen = 0
 	var/lastgenlev = 0
+	var/datum/looping_sound/generator/soundloop
 
-/obj/machinery/power/generator/New()
-	..()
+/obj/machinery/power/generator/Initialize()
+	soundloop = new(list(src), FALSE)
 	desc = initial(desc) + " Rated for [round(max_power/1000)] kW."
 	spawn(1)
 		reconnect()
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/machinery/power/generator/Destroy()
+	QDEL_NULL(soundloop)
+	return ..()
 
 //generators connect in dir and reverse_dir(dir) directions
 //mnemonic to determine circulator/generator directions: the cirulators orbit clockwise around the generator
@@ -124,6 +130,13 @@
 	stored_energy -= lastgen1
 	effective_gen = (lastgen1 + lastgen2) / 2
 
+	// Sounds.
+	if(effective_gen > (max_power * 0.05)) // More than 5% and sounds start.
+		soundloop.start()
+		soundloop.volume = LERP(1, 40, effective_gen / max_power)
+	else
+		soundloop.stop()
+
 	// update icon overlays and power usage only if displayed level has changed
 	var/genlev = max(0, min( round(11*effective_gen / max_power), 11))
 	if(effective_gen > 100 && genlev == 0)
diff --git a/code/modules/power/supermatter/supermatter.dm b/code/modules/power/supermatter/supermatter.dm
index 87a0f3cb68..d1fd8151f7 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/supermatter/supermatter.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/supermatter/supermatter.dm
@@ -88,9 +88,15 @@
 
 	var/debug = 0
 
+	var/datum/looping_sound/supermatter/soundloop
+
+/obj/machinery/power/supermatter/Initialize()
+	soundloop = new(list(src), TRUE)
+	return ..()
 
 /obj/machinery/power/supermatter/Destroy()
-	. = ..()
+	QDEL_NULL(soundloop)
+	return ..()
 
 /obj/machinery/power/supermatter/proc/explode()
 	message_admins("Supermatter exploded at ([x],[y],[z] - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=[x];Y=[y];Z=[z]'>JMP</a>)",0,1)
@@ -196,6 +202,11 @@
 	if(grav_pulling)
 		supermatter_pull(src)
 
+	if(power)
+		// Volume will be 1 at no power, ~12.5 at ENERGY_NITROGEN, and 20+ at ENERGY_PHORON.
+		// Capped to 20 volume since higher volumes get annoying and it sounds worse.
+		soundloop.volume = min(round(power/10)+1, 20)
+
 	//Ok, get the air from the turf
 	var/datum/gas_mixture/removed = null
 	var/datum/gas_mixture/env = null
diff --git a/polaris.dme b/polaris.dme
index 958ad5f353..d9f906f0bc 100644
--- a/polaris.dme
+++ b/polaris.dme
@@ -254,6 +254,9 @@
 #include "code\datums\locations\tau_ceti.dm"
 #include "code\datums\locations\uueoa_esa.dm"
 #include "code\datums\locations\vir.dm"
+#include "code\datums\looping_sounds\item_sounds.dm"
+#include "code\datums\looping_sounds\looping_sound.dm"
+#include "code\datums\looping_sounds\machinery_sounds.dm"
 #include "code\datums\observation\_debug.dm"
 #include "code\datums\observation\_defines.dm"
 #include "code\datums\observation\destroyed.dm"
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