Implanters now work properly. This is a bugfix.

code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implanter.dm

@@ -34,11 +34,13 @@
 			if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human))
 				var/picked = 0
 				var/mob/living/carbon/human/T = M
-				for(var/datum/organ/external/E in T)
+				var/list/datum/organ/external/E = T.GetOrgans()
+				while(picked == 0 && E.len > 0)
+					var/datum/organ/external/O = pick(E)
+					E -= O
 					if(!E.implant)
-						E.implant = src.imp
+						O.implant = src.imp
 						picked = 1
-						break
 				if(picked == 0)
 					for (var/mob/O in viewers(M, null))
 						O.show_message(text("[user.name] can't find anywhere to implant [M.name]"), 1)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/uplinks.dm

@@ -18,6 +18,9 @@ SYNDICATE UPLINK
 	return
 
 /obj/item/weapon/syndicate_uplink/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	interact(user)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/syndicate_uplink/proc/interact(mob/user as mob)
 	currentUser = user
 	user.machine = src
 	var/dat
@@ -220,11 +223,11 @@ SYNDICATE UPLINK
 			if (href_list["temp"])
 				src.temp = null
 		if (istype(src.loc, /mob))
-			attack_self(src.loc)
+			interact(src.loc)
 		else
 			for(var/mob/M in viewers(1, src))
 				if (M.client)
-					src.attack_self(M)
+					interact(M)
 	return
 
 /obj/item/weapon/syndicate_uplink/proc/shutdown_uplink()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm

@@ -195,3 +195,10 @@
 	if(src.sleeping_willingly)
 		src.sleeping = 0
 		src.sleeping_willingly = 0
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/GetOrgans()
+	var/list/L = list(  )
+	for(var/t in organs)
+		if (istype(organs[text("[]", t)], /datum/organ/external))
+			L += organs[text("[]", t)]
+	return L