diff --git a/code/controllers/globals.dm b/code/controllers/globals.dm
index 5ceec9978d..c92d42d82a 100644
--- a/code/controllers/globals.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/globals.dm
@@ -43,19 +43,22 @@ GLOBAL_REAL(GLOB, /datum/controller/global_vars)
 		return FALSE
 	return ..()
 
-/datum/controller/global_vars/Initialize(var/exclude_these)
+/datum/controller/global_vars/Initialize()
 	gvars_datum_init_order = list()
-	gvars_datum_protected_varlist = list("gvars_datum_protected_varlist")
-
-	//See https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/issues/26954
-	for(var/I in typesof(/datum/controller/global_vars/proc))
-		var/CLEANBOT_RETURNS = "[I]"
-		pass(CLEANBOT_RETURNS)
-
-	for(var/I in (vars - gvars_datum_in_built_vars))
+	gvars_datum_protected_varlist = list(NAMEOF(src, gvars_datum_protected_varlist) = TRUE)
+	var/list/global_procs = typesof(/datum/controller/global_vars/proc)
+	var/expected_len = vars.len - gvars_datum_in_built_vars.len
+	if(global_procs.len != expected_len)
+		warning("Unable to detect all global initialization procs! Expected [expected_len] got [global_procs.len]!")
+		if(global_procs.len)
+			var/list/expected_global_procs = vars - gvars_datum_in_built_vars
+			for(var/I in global_procs)
+				expected_global_procs -= replacetext("[I]", "InitGlobal", "")
+			var/english_missing = expected_global_procs.Join(", ")
+			log_world("Missing procs: [english_missing]")
+	for(var/I in global_procs)
 		var/start_tick = world.time
-		call(src, "InitGlobal[I]")()
+		call(src, I)()
 		var/end_tick = world.time
 		if(end_tick - start_tick)
-			warning("Global [I] slept during initialization!")
-	QDEL_NULL(exclude_these)
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+			warning("Global [replacetext("[I]", "InitGlobal", "")] slept during initialization!")