diff --git a/baystation12.dme b/baystation12.dme
index d66db268f8..1e8466f5f3 100644
--- a/baystation12.dme
+++ b/baystation12.dme
@@ -6,13 +6,232 @@
 // BEGIN_FILE_DIR
 #define FILE_DIR .
 #define FILE_DIR "code"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/__HELPERS"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/ATMOSPHERICS"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/ATMOSPHERICS/components"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/ATMOSPHERICS/components/binary_devices"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/ATMOSPHERICS/components/trinary_devices"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/ATMOSPHERICS/components/unary"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/controllers"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/datums"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/datums/diseases"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/datums/diseases/advance"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/datums/helper_datums"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/datums/organs"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/datums/spells"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/defines"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/defines/obj"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/defines/procs"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/FEA"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/area"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/events"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/events/EventProcs"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/events/Events"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/autotraitor"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/blob"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/blob/blobs"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/changeling"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/cult"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/epidemic"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/events"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/events/holidays"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/extended"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/malfunction"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/meme"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/meteor"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/nuclear"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/revolution"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/sandbox"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/traitor"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/gamemodes/wizard"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/jobs"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/jobs/job"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/machinery"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/machinery/atmoalter"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/machinery/bots"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/machinery/camera"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/machinery/computer"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/machinery/doors"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/machinery/embedded_controller"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/machinery/kitchen"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/machinery/pipe"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/machinery/telecomms"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/magic"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/mecha"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/mecha/combat"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/mecha/equipment"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/mecha/equipment/tools"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/mecha/equipment/weapons"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/mecha/medical"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/mecha/working"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/closets"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/closets/secure"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/effects"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/effects/decals"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/effects/spawners"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/devices"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/devices/PDA"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/devices/radio"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/robot"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/stacks"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/stacks/tiles"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/weapons"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/items/weapons/tanks"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/storage"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/structures"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/structure"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/turfs"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/turfs/simulated"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/turfs/space"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/turfs/unsimulated"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/vehicles"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/game/verbs"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/js"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/admin"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/admin/DB ban"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/admin/permissionverbs"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/admin/verbs"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/assembly"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/awaymissions"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/awaymissions/maploader"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/client"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/clothing"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/clothing/glasses"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/clothing/gloves"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/clothing/head"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/clothing/masks"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/clothing/shoes"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/clothing/spacesuits"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/clothing/suits"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/clothing/under"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/clothing/under/jobs"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/customitems"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/destilery"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/DetectiveWork"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/events"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/flufftext"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/food"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/genetics"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/icon generation"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/library"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/liquid"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/maps"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mining"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/dead"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/dead/observer"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/blob"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/carbon"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/caste"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/silicon"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/freelook"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/silicon/decoy"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/mob/new_player"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/paperwork"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/power"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/power/antimatter"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/power/singularity"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/projectiles"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/projectiles/ammunition"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/projectiles/guns"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/projectiles/projectile"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/reagents"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass/bottle"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/recycling"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/research"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/research/xenoarchaeology"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/scripting"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/scripting/AST"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/scripting/AST/Operators"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/scripting/Implementations"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/scripting/Interpreter"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/scripting/Parser"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/scripting/Scanner"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/security levels"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/modules/surgery"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/TriDimension"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/unused"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/unused/beast"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/unused/computer2"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/unused/disease2"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/unused/gamemodes"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/unused/hivebot"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/unused/mining"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/unused/optics"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/unused/pda2"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/unused/powerarmor"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/unused/spacecraft"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/AI_Visibility"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/animusstation"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Apples"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cael_Aislinn"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cael_Aislinn/Economy"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cael_Aislinn/Jungle"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cael_Aislinn/Rust"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cael_Aislinn/Supermatter"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/carn"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Chinsky"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cib"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cib/amorph"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Mini"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Mloc"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/organs"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Ported"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Ported/Abi79"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Ported/Bureaucracy"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Ported/Spawners"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Sigyn"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Sigyn/Department Sec"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Sigyn/Softcurity"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/SkyMarshal"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Susan"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Tastyfish"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/virus2"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/virus2/Disease2"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Wrongnumber"
+#define FILE_DIR "code/ZAS"
 #define FILE_DIR "html"
 #define FILE_DIR "icons"
 #define FILE_DIR "icons/48x48"
@@ -34,6 +253,9 @@
 #define FILE_DIR "icons/Testing"
 #define FILE_DIR "icons/turf"
 #define FILE_DIR "icons/vending_icons"
+#define FILE_DIR "interface"
+#define FILE_DIR "maps"
+#define FILE_DIR "maps/RandomZLevels"
 #define FILE_DIR "sound"
 #define FILE_DIR "sound/AI"
 #define FILE_DIR "sound/ambience"
@@ -49,6 +271,8 @@
 #define FILE_DIR "sound/violin"
 #define FILE_DIR "sound/voice"
 #define FILE_DIR "sound/weapons"
+#define FILE_DIR "tools"
+#define FILE_DIR "tools/Redirector"
 // END_FILE_DIR
 
 // BEGIN_PREFERENCES
@@ -778,21 +1002,6 @@
 #include "code\modules\DetectiveWork\evidence.dm"
 #include "code\modules\DetectiveWork\footprints_and_rag.dm"
 #include "code\modules\DetectiveWork\scanner.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\alien_infestation.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\blob.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\brand_intelligence.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\carp_migration.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\communications_blackout.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\disease_outbreak.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\electrical_storm.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\event.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\event_manager.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\meteor_wave.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\prison_break.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\radiation_storm.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\spacevine.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\spider_infestation.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\spontaneous_appendicitis.dm"
 #include "code\modules\flufftext\Dreaming.dm"
 #include "code\modules\flufftext\Hallucination.dm"
 #include "code\modules\flufftext\TextFilters.dm"
@@ -1175,11 +1384,6 @@
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\sculpture.dm"
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\shield_capacitor.dm"
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\shield_gen.dm"
-#include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\Economy\Accounts.dm"
-#include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\Economy\Economy.dm"
-#include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\Economy\Economy_Events.dm"
-#include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\Economy\Economy_TradeDestinations.dm"
-#include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\Economy\EFTPOS.dm"
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\Jungle\falsewall.dm"
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\Jungle\jungle.dm"
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\Jungle\jungle_animals.dm"
@@ -1205,7 +1409,6 @@
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\Supermatter\SuperMatter.dm"
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\Cael_Aislinn\Supermatter\ZeroPointLaser.dm"
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\Chinsky\ashtray.dm"
-#include "code\WorkInProgress\Mini\ATM.dm"
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\Ported\policetape.dm"
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\SkyMarshal\Ultralight_procs.dm"
 #include "code\WorkInProgress\Susan\susan_desert_turfs.dm"
diff --git a/code/controllers/master_controller.dm b/code/controllers/master_controller.dm
index ef6d605d1d..2247b7c8f3 100644
--- a/code/controllers/master_controller.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/master_controller.dm
@@ -40,8 +40,6 @@ datum/controller/game_controller/New()
 
 	createRandomZlevel()
 
-	setup_economy()
-
 	if(!air_master)
 		air_master = new /datum/controller/air_system()
 		air_master.setup()
@@ -192,7 +190,6 @@ datum/controller/game_controller/proc/process()
 
 				//EVENTS
 				timer = world.timeofday
-				process_events()
 				events_cost = (world.timeofday - timer) / 10
 
 				//TICKER
@@ -280,18 +277,6 @@ datum/controller/game_controller/proc/process_powernets()
 			continue
 		powernets.Cut(i,i+1)
 
-datum/controller/game_controller/proc/process_events()
-	last_thing_processed = /datum/event
-	var/i = 1
-	while(i<=events.len)
-		var/datum/event/Event = events[i]
-		if(Event)
-			Event.process()
-			i++
-			continue
-		events.Cut(i,i+1)
-	checkEvent()
-
 datum/controller/game_controller/proc/Recover()		//Mostly a placeholder for now.
 	var/msg = "## DEBUG: [time2text(world.timeofday)] MC restarted. Reports:\n"
 	for(var/varname in master_controller.vars)
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm
index b33e79af7d..553735edb7 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm
@@ -83,10 +83,10 @@
 				if(!istype(M,/mob/new_player))
 					M << sound('sound/AI/meteors.ogg')
 			spawn(100)
-				meteor_wave()
+				meteor_wave(10)
 				spawn_meteors()
 			spawn(700)
-				meteor_wave()
+				meteor_wave(10)
 				spawn_meteors()
 		if("Space Ninja")
 			//Handled in space_ninja.dm. Doesn't announce arrival, all sneaky-like.
@@ -231,69 +231,16 @@
 		break
 
 /proc/viral_outbreak(var/virus = null)
-//	command_alert("Confirmed outbreak of level 7 viral biohazard aboard [station_name()]. All personnel must contain the outbreak.", "Biohazard Alert")
-//	world << sound('sound/AI/outbreak7.ogg')
-	var/virus_type
-	if(!virus)
-		virus_type = pick(/datum/disease/dnaspread,/datum/disease/advance/flu,/datum/disease/advance/cold,/datum/disease/brainrot,/datum/disease/magnitis,/datum/disease/pierrot_throat)
-	else
-		switch(virus)
-			if("fake gbs")
-				virus_type = /datum/disease/fake_gbs
-			if("gbs")
-				virus_type = /datum/disease/gbs
-			if("magnitis")
-				virus_type = /datum/disease/magnitis
-			if("rhumba beat")
-				virus_type = /datum/disease/rhumba_beat
-			if("brain rot")
-				virus_type = /datum/disease/brainrot
-			if("cold")
-				virus_type = /datum/disease/advance/cold
-			if("retrovirus")
-				virus_type = /datum/disease/dnaspread
-			if("flu")
-				virus_type = /datum/disease/advance/flu
-//			if("t-virus")
-//				virus_type = /datum/disease/t_virus
-			if("pierrot's throat")
-				virus_type = /datum/disease/pierrot_throat
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in shuffle(living_mob_list))
-
-		var/foundAlready = 0 // don't infect someone that already has the virus
-		var/turf/T = get_turf(H)
-		if(!T)
-			continue
-		if(T.z != 1)
-			continue
-		for(var/datum/disease/D in H.viruses)
-			foundAlready = 1
-		if(H.stat == 2 || foundAlready)
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in world)
+		if((H.virus2) || (H.stat == 2) || prob(30))
 			continue
 
-		if(virus_type == /datum/disease/dnaspread) //Dnaspread needs strain_data set to work.
-			if((!H.dna) || (H.sdisabilities & BLIND)) //A blindness disease would be the worst.
-				continue
-			var/datum/disease/dnaspread/D = new
-			D.strain_data["name"] = H.real_name
-			D.strain_data["UI"] = H.dna.uni_identity
-			D.strain_data["SE"] = H.dna.struc_enzymes
-			D.carrier = 1
-			D.holder = H
-			D.affected_mob = H
-			H.viruses += D
-			break
-		else
-			var/datum/disease/D = new virus_type
-			D.carrier = 1
-			D.holder = H
-			D.affected_mob = H
-			H.viruses += D
-			break
-	spawn(rand(1500, 3000)) //Delayed announcements to keep the crew on their toes.
+		infect_mob_random_lesser(H)
+		break
+
+	spawn(rand(0, 3000)) //Delayed announcements to keep the crew on their toes.
 		command_alert("Confirmed outbreak of level 7 viral biohazard aboard [station_name()]. All personnel must contain the outbreak.", "Biohazard Alert")
-		for(var/mob/M in player_list)
-			M << sound('sound/AI/outbreak7.ogg')
+		world << sound('sound/AI/outbreak7.ogg')
 
 /proc/alien_infestation(var/spawncount = 1) // -- TLE
 	//command_alert("Unidentified lifesigns detected coming aboard [station_name()]. Secure any exterior access, including ducting and ventilation.", "Lifesign Alert")
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm
index 5bdf700ff8..ffacec3aa2 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm
@@ -123,7 +123,7 @@ var/global/datum/controller/gameticker/ticker
 		//Holiday Round-start stuff	~Carn
 		Holiday_Game_Start()
 
-//	start_events() //handles random events and space dust.
+	start_events() //handles random events and space dust.
 //new random event system is handled from the MC.
 
 	var/admins_number = 0
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
index 142adb0a3d..5e56a2058a 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
@@ -1924,76 +1924,6 @@
 					spawn(0)
 						sleep(rand(30,400))
 						Wall.ex_act(rand(2,1)) */
-			if("wave")
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","MW")
-				new /datum/event/meteor_wave
-
-			if("gravanomalies")
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","GA")
-				command_alert("Gravitational anomalies detected on the station. There is no additional data.", "Anomaly Alert")
-				world << sound('sound/AI/granomalies.ogg')
-				var/turf/T = pick(blobstart)
-				var/obj/effect/bhole/bh = new /obj/effect/bhole( T.loc, 30 )
-				spawn(rand(100, 600))
-					del(bh)
-
-			if("timeanomalies")	//dear god this code was awful :P Still needs further optimisation
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","STA")
-				//moved to its own dm so I could split it up and prevent the spawns copying variables over and over
-				//can be found in code\game\game_modes\events\wormholes.dm
-				wormhole_event()
-
-			if("goblob")
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","BL")
-				mini_blob_event()
-				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned blob", 1)
-			if("aliens")
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","AL")
-				if(aliens_allowed)
-					new /datum/event/alien_infestation
-					message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned aliens", 1)
-			if("alien_silent")								//replaces the spawn_xeno verb
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","ALS")
-				if(aliens_allowed)
-					create_xeno()
-			if("spiders")
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","SL")
-				new /datum/event/spider_infestation
-				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned spiders", 1)
-			if("comms_blackout")
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","CB")
-				var/answer = alert(usr, "Would you like to alert the crew?", "Alert", "Yes", "No")
-				if(answer == "Yes")
-					communications_blackout(0)
-				else
-					communications_blackout(1)
-				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] triggered a communications blackout.", 1)
-			if("spaceninja")
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","SN")
-				if(toggle_space_ninja)
-					if(space_ninja_arrival())//If the ninja is actually spawned. They may not be depending on a few factors.
-						message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has sent in a space ninja", 1)
-			if("carp")
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","C")
-				var/choice = input("You sure you want to spawn carp?") in list("Badmin", "Cancel")
-				if(choice == "Badmin")
-					message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned carp.", 1)
-					new /datum/event/carp_migration
-			if("radiation")
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","R")
-				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has has irradiated the station", 1)
-				new /datum/event/radiation_storm
 			if("immovable")
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","IR")
@@ -2156,7 +2086,7 @@
 			if("spacevines")
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","K")
-				new /datum/event/spacevine
+				//new /datum/event/spacevine
 				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned spacevines", 1)
 			if("onlyone")
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/mapping.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/mapping.dm
index 4c54b5bc07..e7adb92e93 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/mapping.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/mapping.dm
@@ -152,7 +152,6 @@ var/intercom_range_display_status = 0
 	src.verbs += /datum/admins/proc/show_traitor_panel
 	src.verbs += /client/proc/print_jobban_old
 	src.verbs += /client/proc/print_jobban_old_filter
-	src.verbs += /client/proc/forceEvent
 	src.verbs += /client/proc/break_all_air_groups
 	src.verbs += /client/proc/regroup_all_air_groups
 	src.verbs += /client/proc/kill_pipe_processing
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 1fb111b9ed..d0cb78eba1 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -209,7 +209,7 @@ var/const/BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE = 122
 					continue
 				for(var/datum/wound/W in temp.wounds) if(W.bleeding())
 					blood_max += W.damage / 4
-				if(temp.status & ORGAN_DESTROYED && !(temp.status & ORGAN_GAUZED))
+				if(temp.status & ORGAN_DESTROYED && !(temp.status & ORGAN_GAUZED) && !temp.amputated)
 					blood_max += 20 //Yer missing a fucking limb.
 			drip(blood_max)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp.dm
index 2f53a5a2e1..353ca6156f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp.dm
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 	response_help = "pets the"
 	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside the"
 	response_harm = "hits the"
-	speed = -1
+	speed = 4
 	maxHealth = 25
 	health = 25
 
@@ -34,6 +34,8 @@
 	max_n2 = 0
 	minbodytemp = 0
 
+	break_stuff_probability = 2
+
 	faction = "carp"
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp/Process_Spacemove(var/check_drift = 0)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/creature.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/creature.dm
index b02ba0469d..45464bf895 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/creature.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/creature.dm
@@ -13,3 +13,4 @@
 	attacktext = "chomps"
 	attack_sound = 'sound/weapons/bite.ogg'
 	faction = "creature"
+	speed = 4
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/faithless.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/faithless.dm
index ecc0e8882e..5613c21ac3 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/faithless.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/faithless.dm
@@ -28,6 +28,7 @@
 	min_n2 = 0
 	max_n2 = 0
 	minbodytemp = 0
+	speed = 4
 
 	faction = "faithless"
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider.dm
index 9f5c97117b..669541687f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider.dm
@@ -33,6 +33,7 @@
 	var/busy = 0
 	pass_flags = PASSTABLE
 	move_to_delay = 6
+	speed = 3
 
 //nursemaids - these create webs and eggs
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider/nurse
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot.dm
index ccf015adcb..c7f0cd845b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot.dm
@@ -26,6 +26,7 @@
 	min_n2 = 0
 	max_n2 = 0
 	minbodytemp = 0
+	speed = 4
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot/range
 	name = "Hivebot"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hostile.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hostile.dm
index 7619830a6e..b57ee64fee 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hostile.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hostile.dm
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@
 	var/casingtype
 	var/move_to_delay = 2 //delay for the automated movement.
 	var/list/friends = list()
+	var/break_stuff_probability = 10
 	stop_automated_movement_when_pulled = 0
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/proc/FindTarget()
@@ -170,7 +171,8 @@
 	return
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/proc/DestroySurroundings()
-	for(var/dir in cardinal) // North, South, East, West
-		var/obj/structure/obstacle = locate(/obj/structure, get_step(src, dir))
-		if(istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/window) || istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/closet) || istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/table) || istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/grille))
-			obstacle.attack_animal(src)
+	if(prob(break_stuff_probability))
+		for(var/dir in cardinal) // North, South, East, West
+			var/obj/structure/obstacle = locate(/obj/structure, get_step(src, dir))
+			if(istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/window) || istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/closet) || istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/table) || istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/grille))
+				obstacle.attack_animal(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic.dm
index d1a60c5ed8..a910e74f5f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic.dm
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 	response_help = "touches the"
 	response_disarm = "pushes the"
 	response_harm = "hits the"
-	speed = -1
+	speed = 4
 	maxHealth = 250
 	health = 250
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pirate.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pirate.dm
index 6c2d55df6c..8f1a738ec3 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pirate.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pirate.dm
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
 	response_help = "pushes the"
 	response_disarm = "shoves"
 	response_harm = "hits the"
-	speed = -1
+	speed = 4
 	stop_automated_movement_when_pulled = 0
 	maxHealth = 100
 	health = 100
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/russian.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/russian.dm
index ec2f9dcfd7..6e8b9b8490 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/russian.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/russian.dm
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 	response_help = "pokes the"
 	response_disarm = "shoves the"
 	response_harm = "hits the"
-	speed = -1
+	speed = 4
 	stop_automated_movement_when_pulled = 0
 	maxHealth = 100
 	health = 100
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/syndicate.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/syndicate.dm
index 05674763da..520c5016f0 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/syndicate.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/syndicate.dm
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 	response_help = "pokes the"
 	response_disarm = "shoves the"
 	response_harm = "hits the"
-	speed = -1
+	speed = 4
 	stop_automated_movement_when_pulled = 0
 	maxHealth = 100
 	health = 100
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
index 3091517fbc..fef8232590 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
@@ -444,7 +444,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/SA_attackable(target_mob)
 	if (isliving(target_mob))
 		var/mob/living/L = target_mob
-		if(!L.stat)
+		if(!L.stat || L.health <= 0)
 			return (0)
 	if (istype(target_mob,/obj/mecha))
 		var/obj/mecha/M = target_mob