diff --git a/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_ear.dm b/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_ear.dm
index 0eeb4af6eb..3d976f3139 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_ear.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_ear.dm
@@ -8,30 +8,23 @@
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears
 	name = "You should not see this..."
 	icon = 'icons/mob/human_races/sprite_accessories/ears.dmi'
-	do_colouration = 0 // Set to 1 to blend (ICON_ADD) hair color
-
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_ADD // Only appliciable if do_coloration = 1
+	do_colouration = TRUE // If you're overrding this you're doing it wrong
+	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY // Only appliciable if do_coloration = 1
 	var/extra_overlay // Icon state of an additional overlay to blend in.
 	var/extra_overlay2
-	var/desc = "You should not see this..."
 
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 	whitelist_allowed = list(SPECIES_HUMAN, SPECIES_HUMAN_VATBORN, SPECIES_PROMETHEAN)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/shadekin
-	name = "Shadekin Ears, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "Shadekin Ears"
 	icon_state = "shadekin"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list() // SPECIES_SHADEKIN, SPECIES_SHADEKIN_CREW
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
+	whitelist_allowed = list(SPECIES_HUMAN, SPECIES_HUMAN_VATBORN, SPECIES_PROMETHEAN)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/taj_ears
 	name = "Tajaran Ears"
 	icon_state = "ears_plain"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TAJ, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 	whitelist_allowed = list(SPECIES_PROMETHEAN)
 	extra_overlay = "ears_plain-inner"
@@ -39,497 +32,223 @@
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/taj_ears_tall
 	name = "Tajaran Tall Ears"
 	icon_state = "msai_plain"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TAJ, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 	whitelist_allowed = list(SPECIES_PROMETHEAN)
 	extra_overlay = "msai_plain-inner"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/squirrel_orange
-	name = "squirel, orange"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "squirrel-orange"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/squirrel_red
-	name = "squirrel, red"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "squirrel-red"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/bunny_white
-	name = "bunny, white"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "bunny"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/bear_brown
-	name = "bear, brown"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "bear-brown"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/bear_panda
-	name = "bear, panda"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "panda"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/wolf_grey
-	name = "wolf, grey"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "wolf-grey"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/wolf_green
-	name = "wolf, green"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "wolf-green"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/wisewolf
-	name = "wolf, wise"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "wolf-wise"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/mouse_grey
-	name = "mouse, grey"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "mouse-grey"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/bee
-	name = "bee antennae"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "bee"
-
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/antennae
-	name = "antennae, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "antennae"
 	icon_state = "antennae"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/curly_bug
-	name = "curly antennae, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "curly antennae"
 	icon_state = "curly_bug"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/dual_robot
-	name = "synth antennae, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "synth antennae"
 	icon_state = "dual_robot_antennae"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/right_robot
-	name = "right synth, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "right synth"
+
 	icon_state = "right_robot_antennae"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/left_robot
-	name = "left synth, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "left synth"
 	icon_state = "left_robot_antennae"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/oni_h1
 	name = "oni horns"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "oni-h1"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/oni_h1_c
-	name = "oni horns, colorable"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "oni-h1_c"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/demon_horns1
 	name = "demon horns"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "demon-horns1"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/demon_horns1_c
-	name = "demon horns, colorable"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "demon-horns1_c"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/demon_horns2
-	name = "demon horns, colorable(outward)"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "demon horns (outward)"
 	icon_state = "demon-horns2"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/dragon_horns
-	name = "dragon horns, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "dragon-horns"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/foxears
-	name = "highlander zorren ears"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "foxears"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
+	name = "fox ears"
+	icon_state = "foxearshc"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/fenears
-	name = "flatland zorren ears"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "fenears"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/sergal //Redundant
-	name = "Sergal ears"
-	icon_state = "serg_plain_s"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/foxearshc
-	name = "highlander zorren ears, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "foxearshc"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/fenearshc
-	name = "flatland zorren ears, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "fennec ears"
 	icon_state = "fenearshc"
 	extra_overlay = "fenears-inner"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/sergalhc
-	name = "Sergal ears, colorable"
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/sergal
+	name = "fluffy ears"
 	icon_state = "serg_plain_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/mousehc
-	name = "mouse, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/mouse
+	name = "mouse (monotone)"
 	icon_state = "mouse"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
+
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/mouse/dual
+	name = "mouse (dual tone)"
 	extra_overlay = "mouseinner"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/mousehcno
-	name = "mouse, colorable, no inner"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "mouse"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/wolfhc
-	name = "wolf, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/wolf
+	name = "wolf"
 	icon_state = "wolf"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "wolfinner"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/bearhc
-	name = "bear, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/bear
+	name = "bear"
 	icon_state = "bear"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/smallbear
 	name = "small bear"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "smallbear"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/squirrelhc
-	name = "squirrel, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/squirrel
+	name = "squirrel"
 	icon_state = "squirrel"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/kittyhc
-	name = "kitty, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/kitty
+	name = "kitty"
 	icon_state = "kitty"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "kittyinner"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/bunnyhc
-	name = "bunny, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/bunny
+	name = "bunny"
 	icon_state = "bunny"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/antlers
 	name = "antlers"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "antlers"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/antlers_e
-	name = "antlers with ears"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "cow-nohorns"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "antlers_mark"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/smallantlers
 	name = "small antlers"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "smallantlers"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/smallantlers_e
-	name = "small antlers with ears"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "smallantlers"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "deer"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/deer
 	name = "deer ears"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "deer"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
+
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/deer/antlers
+	name = "small antlers with ears"
+	extra_overlay = "smallantlers"
+
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/cow_horns
+	name = "cow horns"
+	icon_state = "cow-c"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/cow
-	name = "cow, horns"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "cow"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/cowc
-	name = "cow, horns, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "cow-c"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/cow_nohorns
-	name = "cow, no horns"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "cow ears"
 	icon_state = "cow-nohorns"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
+
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/cow/antlers
+	name = "antlers with ears"
+	extra_overlay = "antlers_mark"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/caprahorns
 	name = "caprine horns"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "caprahorns"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/otie
-	name = "otie, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "otie"
 	icon_state = "otie"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "otie-inner"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/donkey
-	name = "donkey, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "donkey"
 	icon_state = "donkey"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "otie-inner"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/zears
-	name = "jagged ears"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "zears"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elfs2
-	name = "pointed ears"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "ears_pointy"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_HUMAN, SPECIES_HUMAN_VATBORN, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elfs
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf
 	name = "pointed ears (tall)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "elfs"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_HUMAN, SPECIES_HUMAN_VATBORN, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elfs3
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf2
+	name = "pointed ears"
+	icon_state = "ears_pointy"
+	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_HUMAN, SPECIES_HUMAN_VATBORN, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
+
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf3
 	name = "pointed ears (down)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "ears_pointy_down"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_HUMAN, SPECIES_HUMAN_VATBORN, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elfs4
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf4
 	name = "pointed ears (long)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "ears_pointy_long"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_HUMAN, SPECIES_HUMAN_VATBORN, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elfs5
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf5
 	name = "pointed ears (long, down)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "ears_pointy_long_down"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_HUMAN, SPECIES_HUMAN_VATBORN, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/sleek
 	name = "sleek ears"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "sleek"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/drake
-	name = "drake frills"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "frills"
 	icon_state = "drake"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
+	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_UNATHI, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
+	whitelist_allowed = list(SPECIES_PROMETHEAN)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/vulp
-	name = "vulpkanin, dual-color"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "canine (dual tone)"
 	icon_state = "vulp"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "vulp-inner"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/vulp_short
-	name = "vulpkanin short"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "canine short"
 	icon_state = "vulp_terrier"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/vulp_short_dc
-	name = "vulpkanin short, dual-color"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "vulp_terrier"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/vulp_short/dc
+	name = "canine short (dual tone)"
 	extra_overlay = "vulp_terrier-inner"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/vulp_jackal
-	name = "vulpkanin thin, dual-color"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "canine thin (dual tone)"
 	icon_state = "vulp_jackal"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "vulp_jackal-inner"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/bunny_floppy
-	name = "floopy bunny ears (colorable)"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "floopy bunny ears"
 	icon_state = "floppy_bun"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/teshari
 	name = "Teshari (colorable fluff)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "teshari"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "teshariinner"
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TESHARI, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/tesharihigh
 	name = "Teshari upper ears (colorable fluff)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "tesharihigh"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "tesharihighinner"
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TESHARI, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/ears/tesharilow
 	name = "Teshari lower ears (colorable fluff)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "tesharilow"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "tesharilowinner"
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TESHARI, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/inkling
-	name = "colorable mature inkling hair"
-	desc = ""
-	icon = 'icons/mob/human_face_alt.dmi'
-	icon_state = "inkling-colorable"
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	do_colouration = 1
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/large_dragon
-	name = "Large dragon horns"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "big_liz"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
 // Special snowflake ears go below here.
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf_caprine_colorable
-	name = "Caprine horns with pointy ears, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "elfs"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf/caprine
+	name = "Caprine horns with pointy ears"
 	extra_overlay = "caprahorns"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf_oni_colorable
-	name = "oni horns with pointy ears, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "elfs"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf/oni
+	name = "oni horns with pointy ears"
 	extra_overlay = "oni-h1_c"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf_demon_colorable
-	name = "Demon horns with pointy ears, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "elfs"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf/demon
+	name = "Demon horns with pointy ears"
 	extra_overlay = "demon-horns1_c"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf_demon_outwards_colorable
-	name = "Demon horns with pointy ears, outwards, colourable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "elfs"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
+/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf/demon_outwards
+	name = "Demon horns with pointy ears (outwards)"
 	extra_overlay = "demon-horns2"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/ears/elf_dragon_colorable
-	name = "Dragon horns with pointy ears, colourable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "elfs"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "dragon-horns"
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_extra.dm b/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_extra.dm
index a124eff96b..ece6e560f9 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_extra.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_extra.dm
@@ -4,61 +4,61 @@
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/vulp_belly
-	name = "belly fur (Vulp)"
+	name = "belly fur (canine)"
 	icon_state = "vulp_belly"
 	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	body_parts = list(BP_TORSO,BP_GROIN)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/vulp_fullbelly
-	name = "full belly fur (Vulp)"
+	name = "full belly fur (canine)"
 	icon_state = "vulp_fullbelly"
 	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	body_parts = list(BP_TORSO,BP_GROIN)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/vulp_crest
-	name = "belly crest (Vulp)"
+	name = "belly crest (canine)"
 	icon_state = "vulp_crest"
 	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	body_parts = list(BP_TORSO,BP_GROIN)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/vulp_nose
-	name = "nose (Vulp)"
+	name = "nose (canine)"
 	icon_state = "vulp_nose"
 	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/vulp_short_nose
-	name = "nose, short (Vulp)"
+	name = "nose, short (canine)"
 	icon_state = "vulp_short_nose"
 	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/snoutstripe
-	name = "snout stripe (Vulp)"
+	name = "snout stripe (canine)"
 	icon_state = "snoutstripe"
 	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/vulp_face
-	name = "face (Vulp)"
+	name = "face (canine)"
 	icon_state = "vulp_face"
 	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/vulp_facealt
-	name = "face, alt. (Vulp)"
+	name = "face, alt. (canine)"
 	icon_state = "vulp_facealt"
 	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/vulp_earsface
-	name = "ears and face (Vulp)"
+	name = "ears and face (canine)"
 	icon_state = "vulp_earsface"
 	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/vulp_all
-	name = "all head highlights (Vulp)"
+	name = "all head highlights (canine)"
 	icon_state = "vulp_all"
 	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
@@ -479,62 +479,11 @@
 	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/tentacle_head
-	name = "Squid Head"
-	icon_state = "tentaclehead"
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/tentacle_mouth
-	name = "Tentacle Mouth"
-	icon_state = "tentaclemouth"
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
-
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/rosette
 	name = "Rosettes"
 	icon_state = "rosette"
 	body_parts = list(BP_L_FOOT,BP_R_FOOT,BP_L_LEG,BP_R_LEG,BP_L_ARM,BP_R_ARM,BP_L_HAND,BP_R_HAND,BP_GROIN,BP_TORSO,BP_HEAD)
-/*
-werewolf_nose
-	name = "Werewolf nose"
-	icon = 'icons/mob/species/werebeast/werebeast_markings.dmi'
-	icon_state = "werewolf_nose"
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
-	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_WEREBEAST)
 
-werewolf_face
-	name = "Werewolf face"
-	icon = 'icons/mob/species/werebeast/werebeast_markings.dmi'
-	icon_state = "werewolf"
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
-	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_WEREBEAST)
-
-werewolf_belly
-	name = "Werewolf belly"
-	icon = 'icons/mob/species/werebeast/werebeast_markings.dmi'
-	icon_state = "werewolf"
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	body_parts = list(BP_GROIN,BP_TORSO)
-	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_WEREBEAST)
-
-werewolf_socks
-	name = "Werewolf socks"
-	icon = 'icons/mob/species/werebeast/werebeast_markings.dmi'
-	icon_state = "werewolf"
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	body_parts = list(BP_L_FOOT,BP_R_FOOT,BP_L_LEG,BP_R_LEG,BP_L_ARM,BP_R_ARM,BP_L_HAND,BP_R_HAND)
-	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_WEREBEAST)
-
-shadekin_snoot
-	name = "Shadekin Snoot"
-	icon_state = "shadekin-snoot"
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	body_parts = list(BP_HEAD)
-	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_SHADEKIN, SPECIES_SHADEKIN_CREW)
-*/
 /datum/sprite_accessory/marking/vr/taj_nose_alt
 	name = "Nose Color, alt. (Taj)"
 	icon_state = "taj_nosealt"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_tail.dm b/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_tail.dm
index f067c1c5dd..4c1f104522 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_tail.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_tail.dm
@@ -8,14 +8,13 @@
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail
 	name = "You should not see this..."
 	icon = 'icons/mob/human_races/sprite_accessories/tails.dmi'
-	do_colouration = 0 //Set to 1 to enable coloration using the tail color.
+	do_colouration = TRUE // If you set it to false you're doing it wrong
 
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_ADD // Only appliciable if do_coloration = 1
+	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY // Only appliciable if do_coloration = 1
 	var/extra_overlay // Icon state of an additional overlay to blend in.
 	var/extra_overlay2 //Tertiary.
 	var/show_species_tail = 0 // If false, do not render species' tail.
 	var/clothing_can_hide = 1 // If true, clothing with HIDETAIL hides it
-	var/desc = "You should not see this..."
 	var/ani_state // State when wagging/animated
 	var/extra_overlay_w // Wagging state for extra overlay
 	var/extra_overlay2_w // Tertiary wagging.
@@ -40,416 +39,174 @@
 	name = "hide species-sprite tail"
 	icon = null
 	icon_state = null
-
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TAJ, SPECIES_UNATHI, SPECIES_TESHARI, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/squirrel_orange
-	name = "squirel, orange"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "squirrel-orange"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/squirrel_red
-	name = "squirrel, red"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "squirrel-red"
-
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/squirrel
-	name = "squirrel, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "squirrel"
 	icon_state = "squirrel"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/kitty
-	name = "kitty, colorable, downwards"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "kitty, downwards"
 	icon_state = "kittydown"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/kittyup
-	name = "kitty, colorable, upwards"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "kitty, upwards"
 	icon_state = "kittyup"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/tiger_white
-	name = "tiger, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "tiger"
 	icon_state = "tiger"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "tigerinnerwhite"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/stripey
-	name = "stripey taj, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "stripey taj"
 	icon_state = "stripeytail"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "stripeytail_mark"
-
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TAJ, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/stripeytail_brown
-	name = "stripey taj, brown"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "stripeytail-brown"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/chameleon
-	name = "Chameleon, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "chameleon"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/bunny
-	name = "bunny, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "bunny"
 	icon_state = "bunny"
-	do_colouration = 1
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/bear_brown
-	name = "bear, brown"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "bear-brown"
+	color_blend_mode = ICON_ADD
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/bear
-	name = "bear, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "bear"
 	icon_state = "bear"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/dragon
-	name = "dragon, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "lizard"
 	icon_state = "dragon"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/wolf_grey
-	name = "wolf, grey"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "wolf-grey"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/wolf_green
-	name = "wolf, green"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "wolf-green"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/wisewolf
-	name = "wolf, wise"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "wolf-wise"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/blackwolf
-	name = "wolf, black"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "wolf"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/wolf
-	name = "wolf, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "wolf"
 	icon_state = "wolf"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "wolfinner"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/mouse_pink
-	name = "mouse, pink"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "mouse-pink"
-
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/mouse
-	name = "mouse, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "mouse"
 	icon_state = "mouse"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/horse
-	name = "horse tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "horse tail"
 	icon_state = "horse"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/cow
-	name = "cow tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "cow tail"
 	icon_state = "cow"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/fantail
-	name = "avian fantail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "avian fantail"
 	icon_state = "fantail"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
+	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/wagtail
-	name = "avian wagtail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "avian wagtail"
 	icon_state = "wagtail"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/nevreandc
-	name = "nevrean tail, dual-color"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "nevreantail_dc"
-	extra_overlay = "nevreantail_dc_tail"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/nevreanwagdc
-	name = "nevrean wagtail, dual-color"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "wagtail"
+/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/wagtail/dc
+	name = "avian wagtail, dual-color"
 	extra_overlay = "wagtail_dc_tail"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/nevreanwagdc_alt
-	name = "nevrean wagtail, marked, dual-color"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "avian wagtail, marked, dual-color"
 	icon_state = "wagtail2_dc"
 	extra_overlay = "wagtail2_dc_mark"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/crossfox
 	name = "cross fox"
-	desc = ""
+	do_colouration = FALSE // DOING IT WRONG
 	icon_state = "crossfox"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/beethorax
-	name = "bee thorax"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "beethorax"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/doublekitsune
-	name = "double kitsune tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "double kitsune tail"
 	icon_state = "doublekitsune"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/spade_color
-	name = "spade-tail (colorable)"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "demon tail"
 	icon_state = "spadetail-black"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/snag
-	name = "xenomorph tail 1"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "snag"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/xenotail
-	name = "xenomorph tail 2"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "xenotail"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
+	color_blend_mode = ICON_ADD
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/eboop
 	name = "EGN mech tail (dual color)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "eboop"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "eboop_mark"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/ketrai_wag
-	name = "fennix tail (vwag)"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "ketraitail"
-	ani_state = "ketraitail_w"
-	//ckeys_allowed = list("ketrai") //They requested it to be enabled for everyone.
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/ketrainew_wag
-	name = "new fennix tail (vwag)"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "ketraitailnew"
-	ani_state = "ketraitailnew_w"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/redpanda
-	name = "red panda"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "redpanda"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/ringtail
-	name = "ringtail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "ringtail"
 	icon_state = "ringtail"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "ringtail_mark"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/satyr
-	name = "goat legs, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "satyr"
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	do_colouration = 1
-	hide_body_parts = list(BP_L_LEG, BP_L_FOOT, BP_R_LEG, BP_R_FOOT) //Exclude pelvis just in case.
-	clip_mask_icon = 'icons/mob/human_races/sprite_accessories/taurs.dmi'
-	clip_mask_state = "taur_clip_mask_def" //Used to clip off the lower part of suits & uniforms.
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/tailmaw
-	name = "tailmaw, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "tailmaw"
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	do_colouration = 1
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
+	whitelist_allowed = list() // Too excessive
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/curltail
 	name = "curltail (vwag)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "curltail"
 	ani_state = "curltail_w"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "curltail_mark"
 	extra_overlay_w = "curltail_mark_w"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/shorttail
 	name = "shorttail (vwag)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "straighttail"
 	ani_state = "straighttail_w"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/sneptail
-	name = "Snep/Furry Tail (vwag)"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "snow leopard Tail (vwag)"
 	icon_state = "sneptail"
 	ani_state = "sneptail_w"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "sneptail_mark"
 	extra_overlay_w = "sneptail_mark_w"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/tiger_new
 	name = "tiger tail (vwag)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "tigertail"
 	ani_state = "tigertail_w"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "tigertail_mark"
 	extra_overlay_w = "tigertail_mark_w"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/vulp_new
-	name = "new vulp tail (vwag)"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "new canine tail (vwag)"
 	icon_state = "vulptail"
 	ani_state = "vulptail_w"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "vulptail_mark"
 	extra_overlay_w = "vulptail_mark_w"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/otietail
 	name = "otie tail (vwag)"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "otie"
 	ani_state = "otie_w"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/newtailmaw
-	name = "new tailmaw (vwag)"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "newtailmaw"
-	ani_state = "newtailmaw_w"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/ztail
 	name = "jagged flufftail"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "ztail"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/snaketail
-	name = "snake tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "snake tail"
 	icon_state = "snaketail"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
+	whitelist_allowed = list() // Too excessive
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/vulpan_alt
-	name = "vulpkanin alt style, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "canine alt style"
 	icon_state = "vulptail_alt"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/sergaltaildc
-	name = "sergal, dual-color"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "sergal"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "sergal_mark"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/skunktail
 	name = "skunk, dual-color"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "skunktail"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "skunktail_mark"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/deertail
 	name = "deer, dual-color"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "deertail"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "deertail_mark"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/teshari_fluffytail
-	name = "Teshari alternative, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "Teshari alternative"
 	icon_state = "teshari_fluffytail"
 	extra_overlay = "teshari_fluffytail_mark"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TESHARI, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/nightstalker
-	name = "Nightstalker, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "nightstalker"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
 //For all species tails. Includes haircolored tails.
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special
 	name = "Blank tail. Do not select."
@@ -458,542 +215,96 @@
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/unathi
 	name = "unathi tail"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "sogtail_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_UNATHI, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/tajaran
 	name = "tajaran tail"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "tajtail_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TAJ, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/sergal
-	name = "sergal tail"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "sergtail_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/akula
-	name = "akula tail"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "sharktail_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/nevrean
-	name = "nevrean tail"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "nevreantail_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/armalis
-	name = "armalis tail"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "armalis_tail_humanoid_s"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/xenodrone
-	name = "xenomorph drone tail"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "xenos_drone_tail_s"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/xenosentinel
-	name = "xenomorph sentinel tail"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "xenos_sentinel_tail_s"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/xenohunter
-	name = "xenomorph hunter tail"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "xenos_hunter_tail_s"
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/xenoqueen
-	name = "xenomorph queen tail"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "xenos_queen_tail_s"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/monkey
 	name = "monkey tail"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "chimptail_s"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/tesharitail
 	name = "teshari tail"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "seromitail_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TESHARI, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/tesharitailfeathered
 	name = "teshari tail w/ feathers"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "seromitail_s"
 	extra_overlay = "seromitail_feathers_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TESHARI, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/unathihc
-	name = "unathi tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "unathi tail"
 	icon_state = "sogtail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_UNATHI, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/tajaranhc
-	name = "tajaran tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "tajaran tail"
 	icon_state = "tajtail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_TAJ, SPECIES_EVENT1, SPECIES_EVENT2, SPECIES_EVENT3)
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/sergalhc
-	name = "sergal tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "sergtail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/akulahc
-	name = "akula tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "sharktail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/nevreanhc
-	name = "nevrean tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "nevreantail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/foxhc
-	name = "highlander zorren tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "fox tail"
 	icon_state = "foxtail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/fennechc
-	name = "flatland zorren tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "fennec tail"
 	icon_state = "fentail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/armalishc
-	name = "armalis tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "armalis_tail_humanoid_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/xenodronehc
-	name = "xenomorph drone tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "xenos_drone_tail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/xenosentinelhc
-	name = "xenomorph sentinel tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "xenos_sentinel_tail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/xenohunterhc
-	name = "xenomorph hunter tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "xenos_hunter_tail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/xenoqueenhc
-	name = "xenomorph queen tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "xenos_queen_tail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/monkeyhc
-	name = "monkey tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "monkey tail"
 	icon_state = "chimptail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/tesharitailhc
-	name = "teshari tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "teshari tail"
 	icon_state = "seromitail_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/tesharitailfeatheredhc
-	name = "teshari tail w/ feathers, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "teshari tail w/ feathers"
 	icon_state = "seromitail_feathers_hc_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/special/vulpan
-	name = "vulpkanin, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "canine"
 	icon_state = "vulptail_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/zenghu_taj
 	name = "Zeng-Hu Tajaran Synth tail"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "zenghu_taj"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
+	do_colouration = FALSE // It's cursed anyways
 
 //Taurs moved to a separate file due to extra code around them
 
-//Buggo Abdomens!
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggo
-	name = "Bug abdomen, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggobee
-	name = "Bug abdomen, bee top, dual-colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggobee_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggobeefull
-	name = "Bug abdomen, bee full, dual-colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggobeefull_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggounder
-	name = "Bug abdomen, underside, dual-colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggounder_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggofirefly
-	name = "Bug abdomen, firefly, dual-colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofirefly_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggofat
-	name = "Fat bug abdomen, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggofat_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggofatbee
-	name = "Fat bug abdomen, bee top, dual-colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggofat_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofatbee_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggofatbeefull
-	name = "Fat bug abdomen, bee full, dual-colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggofat_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofatbeefull_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggofatunder
-	name = "Fat bug abdomen, underside, dual-colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggofat_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofatunder_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggofatfirefly
-	name = "Fat bug abdomen, firefly, dual-colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggofat_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofatfirefly_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggowag
-	name = "Bug abdomen, colorable, vwag change"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_s"
-	ani_state = "buggofat_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggobeewag
-	name = "Bug abdomen, bee top, dual color, vwag"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_s"
-	ani_state = "buggofat_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggobee_markings"
-	extra_overlay_w = "buggofatbee_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggobeefullwag
-	name = "Bug abdomen, bee full, dual color, vwag"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_s"
-	ani_state = "buggofat_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggobeefull_markings"
-	extra_overlay_w = "buggofatbeefull_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggounderwag
-	name = "Bug abdomen, underside, dual color, vwag"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_s"
-	ani_state = "buggofat_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggounder_markings"
-	extra_overlay_w = "buggofatunder_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggofireflywag
-	name = "Bug abdomen, firefly, dual color, vwag"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_s"
-	ani_state = "buggofat_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofirefly_markings"
-	extra_overlay_w = "buggofatfirefly_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-//Vass buggo variants!
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovass
-	name = "Bug abdomen, vass, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassbee
-	name = "Bug abdomen, bee top, dc, vass"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggobee_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassbeefull
-	name = "Bug abdomen, bee full, dc, vass"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggobeefull_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassunder
-	name = "Bug abdomen, underside, dc, vass"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggounder_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassfirefly
-	name = "Bug abdomen, firefly, dc, vass"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofirefly_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassfat
-	name = "Fat bug abdomen, vass, colorable"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggofat_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassfatbee
-	name = "Fat bug abdomen, bee top, dc, vass"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggofat_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofatbee_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassfatbeefull
-	name = "Fat bug abdomen, bee full, dc, vass"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggofat_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofatbeefull_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassfatunder
-	name = "Fat bug abdomen, underside, dc, vass"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggofat_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofatunder_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassfatfirefly
-	name = "Fat bug abdomen, firefly, dc, vass"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggofat_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofatfirefly_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovasswag
-	name = "Bug abdomen, vass, colorable, vwag change"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_vass_s"
-	ani_state = "buggofat_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassbeewag
-	name = "Bug abdomen, bee top, dc, vass, vwag"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_vass_s"
-	ani_state = "buggofat_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggobee_vass_markings"
-	extra_overlay_w = "buggofatbee_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassbeefullwag
-	name = "Bug abdomen, bee full, dc, vass, vwag"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_vass_s"
-	ani_state = "buggofat_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggobeefull_vass_markings"
-	extra_overlay_w = "buggofatbeefull_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassunderwag
-	name = "Bug abdomen, underside, dc, vass, vwag"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_vass_s"
-	ani_state = "buggofat_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggounder_vass_markings"
-	extra_overlay_w = "buggofatunder_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/buggovassfireflywag
-	name = "Bug abdomen, firefly, dc, vass, vwag"
-	desc = ""
-	icon_state = "buggo_vass_s"
-	ani_state = "buggofat_vass_s"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	extra_overlay = "buggofirefly_vass_markings"
-	extra_overlay_w = "buggofatfirefly_vass_markings"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
-
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/tail_smooth
-	name = "Smooth Lizard Tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "Smooth Lizard Tail"
 	icon_state = "tail_smooth"
 	ani_state = "tail_smooth_w"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/triplekitsune_colorable
-	name = "Kitsune 3 tails, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "Kitsune 3 tails"
 	icon_state = "triplekitsune"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "triplekitsune_tips"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/ninekitsune_colorable
-	name = "Kitsune 9 tails, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "Kitsune 9 tails"
 	icon_state = "ninekitsune"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "ninekitsune-tips"
+	whitelist_allowed = list() // Too excessive
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/shadekin_short
-	name = "Shadekin Short Tail, colorable"
-	desc = ""
+	name = "Shadekin Short Tail"
 	icon_state = "shadekin-short"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	//species_allowed = list(SPECIES_SHADEKIN, SPECIES_SHADEKIN_CREW)
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/wartacosushi_tail //brightened +20RGB from matching roboparts
 	name = "Ward-Takahashi Tail"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "wardtakahashi_vulp"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/wartacosushi_tail_dc
 	name = "Ward-Takahashi Tail, dual-color"
-	desc = ""
 	icon_state = "wardtakahashi_vulp_dc"
-	do_colouration = 1
-	color_blend_mode = ICON_MULTIPLY
 	extra_overlay = "wardtakahashi_vulp_dc_mark"
-	whitelist_allowed = list()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_taur.dm b/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_taur.dm
index 2964ff2823..aff5f84298 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_taur.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/new_player/sprite_accessories_taur.dm
@@ -147,10 +147,10 @@
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_wolf.dmi'
 	icon_sprite_tag = "wolf"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/fatwolf
-	name = "Fat Wolf (Taur)"
-	icon_state = "fatwolf_s"
-	icon_sprite_tag = "wolf"	//This could be modified later.
+// /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/fatwolf
+// 	name = "Fat Wolf (Taur)"
+// 	icon_state = "fatwolf_s"
+// 	icon_sprite_tag = "wolf"	//This could be modified later.
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/wolf/wolf_2c
 	name = "Wolf dual-color (Taur)"
@@ -158,11 +158,11 @@
 	extra_overlay = "wolf_markings"
 	//icon_sprite_tag = "wolf2c"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/wolf/fatwolf_2c
-	name = "Fat Wolf dual-color (Taur)"
-	icon_state = "fatwolf_s"
-	extra_overlay = "fatwolf_markings"
-	//icon_sprite_tag = "fatwolf2c"
+// /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/wolf/fatwolf_2c
+// 	name = "Fat Wolf dual-color (Taur)"
+// 	icon_state = "fatwolf_s"
+// 	extra_overlay = "fatwolf_markings"
+// 	//icon_sprite_tag = "fatwolf2c"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/wolf/synthwolf
 	name = "SynthWolf dual-color (Taur)"
@@ -244,15 +244,15 @@
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_feline.dmi'
 	icon_sprite_tag = "feline"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/fatfeline
-	name = "Fat Feline (Taur)"
-	icon_state = "fatfeline_s"
-	//icon_sprite_tag = "fatfeline"
+// /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/fatfeline
+// 	name = "Fat Feline (Taur)"
+// 	icon_state = "fatfeline_s"
+// 	//icon_sprite_tag = "fatfeline"
 
-/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/fatfeline_wag
-	name = "Fat Feline (Taur) (vwag)"
-	icon_state = "fatfeline_s"
-	ani_state = "fatfeline_w"
+// /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/fatfeline_wag
+// 	name = "Fat Feline (Taur) (vwag)"
+// 	icon_state = "fatfeline_s"
+// 	ani_state = "fatfeline_w"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/feline/feline_2c
 	name = "Feline dual-color (Taur)"
diff --git a/icons/mob/human_races/sprite_accessories/ears.dmi b/icons/mob/human_races/sprite_accessories/ears.dmi
index b3e21ecead..29bf8052dc 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/human_races/sprite_accessories/ears.dmi and b/icons/mob/human_races/sprite_accessories/ears.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/human_races/sprite_accessories/tails.dmi b/icons/mob/human_races/sprite_accessories/tails.dmi
index 5e4a27597f..57d3233177 100644
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