* Sweating Reagents
* Hot & Cold
* Faraday
* Electric Snakebite
* Blast shielding
* Knock out all the other trivial/already-existing-artifact-effect types
* Extinguisher
* 2fort
* Sprinting
* This artifact qualifies as a member of the police.
* Noxious gases
* Necromancy!
* Necromancy 2!
* Delete blob chunk